Subject: FW: 80% Malaysians studying law in UK

 Quite funny...

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of your visit please?

Visitor:  I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of
Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe
in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian
comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law. *

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter* *

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong:  Study lorr. ....................