Re: MAKE ££££'S FROM £3!!! IT REALLY WORKS !!
Diddy Eckerslyke
> POSTED BY: R.FLETCHER
>
> No.6) R.Fletcher, 25 Shackstead Lane, Godalming, Surrey, GU7 1RL
>
Idiot alert. Idiot alert. Idiot alert.
Dick by name, dick by nature.
peter
INSTRUCTIONS
Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you
will have received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours.
This program has remained successful because of the inadequacy
and vanity of the participants. Please continue its
success by carefully adhering to the instructions.
Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This little
business
is a little different than most cosmetic surgery. Your product
is not solid (sic) and tangible, but rather a service. You are in
the business of extending penii. Many small of
endowment are happy to pay big bucks for this service.
(The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the
income which is made from people like yourself requesting
that they be included in that list.)
1) Immediately cut off your penis at the base.
2) Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice.
3) Take the remaining mid-section of your penis, and cut it
into 5 pieces of equal length.
4) Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed
below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only
please (total investment your penis). Enclose a note with each
piece stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list."
(This is a legitimate service that you
are requesting and you are paying your penis
for this service).
2) Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list.
Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will
become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.)
Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10
position.
3) Post the new letter with your name in the number 10
position into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the
message base or to the file section, call the file,
MAKE.PENIS.FAST.
4) Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of
PENIS. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can
use it again and again whenever you need penis enlargement.
As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically
in the mail order business and people are sending you their penis
to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented
to
a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can be found in the Yellow
Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will
become
more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is
perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18,
Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.
NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent
to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not
discard the names and notes they send you. This is
PROOF that you are truly providing a service and
should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency
question you, you can provide them with this proof!
Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions
carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for
their participation as a Penis Enlarger with one inch of penis
each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that
when your name reaches the number five position you will be
receiving thousands of inches in penis.
1. Daniel J. Karnes 6394-B Tawney Bloom
Mogi Donuts, MD
21045
2. Emil T. Chuck 6394-A Tawney Bloom
Mogi Donuts, MD
21045
3. Charles Whealton 7690 Karnesville Road
Phobic, MI
48348
4. William Davenant 8295 Hiding Closet Rd
Clarkston, MI
48348
5. Peter Ruckman 14805 Rivercrest
Sterling Hts., MI
48312
6. Steven Crisp 3718 Kings Point
Troy, MI
48083
7. Mark Gengler 5748 Patterson
Troy, MI
48098
8. Pat Robertson 666 God's Little Homophobe Road
Anti-Christ Hills, VA
48307
9. Fred Phelps 14-U Our Saviour of the Closet Lane
Orchard Lake, MI
48323
10. Jesse Helms 20840 Tobacco Mercenary Street
Lung Cancer Hacks., VA
48038
Mark
That dont work either its been 90 days and I still havnt heard anything
starting to get a little sore now though. :0)