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Chris Raistrick

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Dec 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/1/99
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Remember that slice of your ticket money and the Sky money etc that
the PFA get.

You know, the bit they use for ex-players, hard on their luck or for
developing the game or as a fighting fund to protect players in
general. [1]

Well, seems the PFA has just invested £1.9M of it in Burnden Park.

Not the old Bolton stadium you understand. Not that it'd cost that
much I'd imagine, unless the supermarket's doing particularly well
these days.

No, in fact a painting of it. By that dead bloke, LS Lowry. Dead, as
in he won't even be seeing any of the money.

As if it's not bad enough chucking nigh on two million on a picture,
this one was painted after the invention of the camera and apparently
by a 4 year old.

"... captures the atmosphere of going to a match." my arse. Only if
it's 'Ecky Thump Wanderers verses Anorexics United.

Chuff me, our parents did eat occasionally, you know. And my dad's
got a rediculous collection of hats but no flat caps among them.

And clogs. Bloody clogs. I mean, sparking clogs is all well and good
if you're on holiday in Amsterdam but Tommy Ball's never sold the damn
things.

Two million for a bunch of lifeless, unattractive, Lancastrian figures
in a rectangular frame heading nowhere in particular. When you can
get a Coronation St video for a tenner. It's a disgrace.

Sorry to come over all Thacker[2] but I blanche when I think of who's
in charge of the PFA.


[1] From things like foreigners being able to play here and other such
evils; but that's another rant.

[2] As I'm sure suzie[3] would say.

[3] Sic.

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Chris

Tim Emanuel

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Dec 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/1/99
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On Wed, 01 Dec 1999 17:04:23 GMT, Chris Raistrick
<c.rai...@freeuk.net> wrote:

>And clogs. Bloody clogs. I mean, sparking clogs is all well and good
>if you're on holiday in Amsterdam but Tommy Ball's never sold the damn
>things.

Yeah, well you have to be dead common to go to to Tommy B.'s don't
you? Anyone with any class goes to Winfield's.

Tim.
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Chris Raistrick

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Dec 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/1/99
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On Wed, 01 Dec 1999 21:49:48 GMT, Tim Emanuel wrote in
<384a96d0...@news.demon.co.uk>:

>On Wed, 01 Dec 1999 17:04:23 GMT, Chris Raistrick
><c.rai...@freeuk.net> wrote:
>
>>And clogs. Bloody clogs. I mean, sparking clogs is all well and good
>>if you're on holiday in Amsterdam but Tommy Ball's never sold the damn
>>things.
>
>Yeah, well you have to be dead common to go to to Tommy B.'s don't
>you? Anyone with any class goes to Winfield's.

What are you saying. I'll have you know my brother went out with one
of Tommy's daughters. [1]

Pillock dropped her.

[1]tinkle.

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PaulC

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Dec 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/1/99
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Chris Raistrick <c.rai...@freeuk.net> wrote:

> What are you saying. I'll have you know my brother went out with one
> of Tommy's daughters. [1]
>
> Pillock dropped her.
>

Gave her the boot you mean. Didn't TB start up in Blackburn?

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Tim Emanuel

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Dec 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/2/99
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On Wed, 1 Dec 1999 23:48:07 +0000, pa...@easynet.co.uk (PaulC) wrote:

>Chris Raistrick <c.rai...@freeuk.net> wrote:
>
>> What are you saying. I'll have you know my brother went out with one
>> of Tommy's daughters. [1]
>>
>> Pillock dropped her.
>>
>Gave her the boot you mean. Didn't TB start up in Blackburn?

What, you mean it's escaped anywhere else?

Chris Raistrick

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Dec 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/9/99
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On Wed, 1 Dec 1999 23:48:07 +0000, PaulC wrote in
<1999120123...@paulc.easynet.co.uk>:

>Chris Raistrick <c.rai...@freeuk.net> wrote:
>
>> What are you saying. I'll have you know my brother went out with one
>> of Tommy's daughters. [1]
>>
>> Pillock dropped her.
>>
>Gave her the boot you mean.

Yuk.

>Didn't TB start up in Blackburn?

Yep, with three pairs and a wheelbarrow.

Not matching pairs, mind.

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Chris

PaulC

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Dec 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/9/99
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Chris Raistrick <c.rai...@freeuk.net> wrote:

I presume he sold the wheelbarrow, thereby providing the necessary
capital for expansion.

Chris Raistrick

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Dec 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/15/99
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On Thu, 9 Dec 1999 23:55:19 +0000, PaulC wrote in
<1999120923...@paulc.easynet.co.uk>:

>> >Didn't TB start up in Blackburn?
>>
>> Yep, with three pairs and a wheelbarrow.
>>
>> Not matching pairs, mind.
>
>I presume he sold the wheelbarrow, thereby providing the necessary
>capital for expansion.

No, the shoes. We were never ones to ponce about in flash _matching_
shoes in them days. That was for them lahdy-dah scousers and such.

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PaulC

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Dec 15, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/15/99
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Chris Raistrick <c.rai...@freeuk.com> wrote:

Shoes? Bah gum you folk in Blackburn didn't know you were born. In
Darwen it were clogs - hand-fashioned from railway sleepers.

Chris Raistrick

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Dec 18, 1999, 3:00:00 AM12/18/99
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On Wed, 15 Dec 1999 17:24:57 +0000, PaulC wrote in
<199912151...@paulc.easynet.co.uk>:

>Chris Raistrick <c.rai...@freeuk.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 9 Dec 1999 23:55:19 +0000, PaulC wrote in
>> <1999120923...@paulc.easynet.co.uk>:
>>
>> >> >Didn't TB start up in Blackburn?
>> >>
>> >> Yep, with three pairs and a wheelbarrow.
>> >>
>> >> Not matching pairs, mind.
>> >
>> >I presume he sold the wheelbarrow, thereby providing the necessary
>> >capital for expansion.
>>
>> No, the shoes. We were never ones to ponce about in flash _matching_
>> shoes in them days. That was for them lahdy-dah scousers and such.
>
>Shoes? Bah gum you folk in Blackburn didn't know you were born. In
>Darwen it were clogs - hand-fashioned from railway sleepers.

Isn't this where we came in?

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Chris

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