OT:Evertonia
ScoopeX
ages, everywhere.
http://www.evertonfc.com/evertonia/
lmfao. :)
Bernie The Bolt
wrote:
Welcome to scoopex.co.uk, where more porn is stashed than Soho!
(snigger)
Bernie The Bolt
--
'Blue shirts good, red shirts bad' - George Orwell
ScoopeX
> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 14:00:27 +0100, ScoopeX <sco...@scoopex.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> Welcome to Evertonia, The Official Members' Club for Evertonians of all
>> ages, everywhere.
>>
>> http://www.evertonfc.com/evertonia/
>>
>> lmfao. :)
>
> Welcome to scoopex.co.uk, where more porn is stashed than Soho!
>
> (snigger)
>
> Bernie The Bolt
It dont say that on my webserver bernice unless you know different.
pmfsl. :)
Bernie The Bolt
ScoopeX
> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:08:52 +0100, ScoopeX <sco...@scoopex.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>>> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 14:00:27 +0100, ScoopeX <sco...@scoopex.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Welcome to Evertonia, The Official Members' Club for Evertonians of all
>>>> ages, everywhere.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.evertonfc.com/evertonia/
>>>>
>>>> lmfao. :)
>>> Welcome to scoopex.co.uk, where more porn is stashed than Soho!
>>>
>>> (snigger)
>>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt
>> It dont say that on my webserver bernice unless you know different.
>>
>> pmfsl. :)
>
> SCROTEX: I love porn!
>
> PMSL
>
> Bernie The Bolt
where is that on my webserver ?
lmfao. :)
Bernie The Bolt
wrote:
SCROTEX: Porn is all I live for!
ScoopeX
> Porn is all I live for!
>
> PMSL
>
> Bernie The Bolt
if you say so bernice.
lmfao. :)
Bernie The Bolt
wrote:
SCROTEX: Porn is the only reason I get up in the morning.
ZAL
> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:36:16 +0100, ScoopeX <sco...@scoopex.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>>> Porn is all I live for!
>>>
>>> PMSL
>>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt
>> if you say so bernice.
>>
>> lmfao. :)
>
> SCROTEX: Porn is the only reason I get up in the morning.
>
> PMSL
>
> Bernie The Bolt
SCROTE: Has *DICKHEAD* printed on his LSC card
http://www.flickr.com/photos/97048336@N00/232967622/
snigger
ScoopeX
> Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:36:16 +0100, ScoopeX <sco...@scoopex.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>>>> Porn is all I live for!
>>>>
>>>> PMSL
>>>>
>>>> Bernie The Bolt
>>> if you say so bernice.
>>>
>>> lmfao. :)
>>
>> SCROTEX: Porn is the only reason I get up in the morning.
>>
>> PMSL
>>
>> Bernie The Bolt
>
>
> SCROTE: Has *DICKHEAD* printed on his LSC card
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/97048336@N00/232967622/
>
>
> snigger
>
>
printed ?
card ?
your screengrab does not show either word ZAL, but please feel free to
try again.
*waits*
pmfsl. :)
Bernie The Bolt
>Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>> On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:36:16 +0100, ScoopeX <sco...@scoopex.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>>>> Porn is all I live for!
>>>>
>>>> PMSL
>>>>
>>>> Bernie The Bolt
>>> if you say so bernice.
>>>
>>> lmfao. :)
>>
>> SCROTEX: Porn is the only reason I get up in the morning.
>>
>> PMSL
>>
>> Bernie The Bolt
>
>
>SCROTE: Has *DICKHEAD* printed on his LSC card
>
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/97048336@N00/232967622/
>
>
>snigger
>
Did you see the fcuk ups he made while trying to point out an error
I'd made in one of my posts? Take a look at these:
'cleary'
'mistaks'
'everythig'
'you dont it again'
'other that a stranger'
'internationl'
'berinies'
'I seem remember'
'will a rather well taken goal'
...and the classic:
BERNIE: You clearly have less brains than scrotex if you can't see
that that's the point I'm making!
Scrotex replies with: 'can't see that that's ?' *owned* lmfao. :)
Fcuking classics the lot of them, especially the last one!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"Bernie The Bolt" <nosp...@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
news:44fc8f25....@news.btinternet.com...
Not quite the 50% of 2 level of buffoonery, but not bad.
Without a doubt, you are the undefeated dickhead of usenet.
Bernie The Bolt
I spelt Scrotex incorrectly????? But I thought his name was Scoopex?
Ah well, glad you've cleared that one up Ted, Scrotex it is, as
'officially' confirmed by Ted.
I just love it when one kopite takes the p*ss out of another. In fact
I feel a new sig coming on, how about:
TED: His name is 'Scrotex', please get it right!
(snigger)
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Indeed. In attempting to ridicule his spelling, you made the gaff of typing
Scrtoex.
However, let's not forget how all this originated......
Everton have played 3 games, Liverpool have played 2. Please explain how we
have played 50% more games than you, you thick tw@t!
PMSL
ScoopeX
bernie the thicko just got *owned*
lmfao. :)
Bernie The Bolt
And you've just made the 'gaffe' of typing 'gaff' instead of 'gaffe'!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
'OWNED'
(stupid tw@t)
Bernie The Bolt
wrote:
Really? I actually think it was Ted who made the 'gaffe' and got
owned!
PMSL
Mind you compared to this collection, 'gaff' is nothing:
'cleary'
'mistaks'
'everythig'
'you dont it again'
'other that a stranger'
'internationl'
'berinies'
'I seem remember'
'will a rather well taken goal'
...and the classic:
BERNIE: You clearly have less brains than scrotex if you can't see
that that's the point I'm making!
Scrotex replies with: 'can't see that that's ?' *owned* lmfao. :)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OWNED No2!
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Are you stating you know better than this source ?
Or have you, incredibly, screwed up *AGAIN*
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source new! gaffe also gaff (gf)
Pronunciation Key
n.
1.. A clumsy social error; a faux pas: "The excursion had in his
eyes been a monstrous gaffe, a breach of sensibility and good taste" (Mary
McCarthy).
2.. A blatant mistake or misjudgment.
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Even though the dictionary states gaffe or gaff can be used ?
Ooops, you've done it again Bernie.
Now piss off, you dickhead.
PMD
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ted
LOL!
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Le Dieu
"England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)"
<thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote in message
news:0rCdnZcLZsk3bGDZ...@pipex.net...
LOL at Thicky Ted compounding his error.
You cited an 'American' dictionary.
Where do you live Ted?
The Oxford Concise confirms you for the idiot you are.
A. Dieu.
Le Dieu
"PMD" <P...@SIBU.HQ> wrote in message
news:44fde810$0$19692$8826...@free.teranews.com...
PMSL. Classic.
Checkout number 2.
Perfect.
A. Dieu.
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"Le Dieu" <LeD...@OT.net> wrote in message
news:_FmLg.241$s4....@newsfe3-win.ntli.net...
Do you think Ted is my real name Timmy, or a tip of the hat to "Father Ted"
?
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"PMD" <P...@SIBU.HQ> wrote in message
news:44fde810$0$19692$8826...@free.teranews.com...
Ahh, so now we know why he ran and hid for a month after his "deadline"
humiliation
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bolt
Classic !
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"Le Dieu" <LeD...@OT.net> wrote in message
Where did I go to school Tim ?
Le Dieu
"England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)"
news:hqOdnY4ff8J0a2DZ...@pipex.net...
It's certainly fitting mate.
A. Dieu.
Le Dieu
LOL
Are you seriously going to try and claim you went to school in America just
to make yourself look a bit less thick in front of a bunch of strangers?
A. Dieu.
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"Le Dieu" <LeD...@OT.net> wrote in message
Not half as fitting as Timothy.
This isn't really a road you want to go down is it ?
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"Le Dieu" <LeD...@OT.net> wrote in message
Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
looking rather silly.
Let me know.
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
> Seemingly you don't read all my posts over the years.
> Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
> looking rather silly.
> Let me know.
http://english2american.com/dictionary/g.html
Post your apology here (if you are man enough)?
________________________
PS Bernie won't - he hates it when I continually make him look a dickhead,
especially when he posts gleefully thinking he's won. Everytime I turn it
round, no wonder he hates me, I must drive him insane!!
LOL
Le Dieu
PMSL. Who would?
> Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
> looking rather silly.
> Let me know.
You don't seem to mind looking silly Ted so it can't be that bad.
An American education.
That explains so much.
A. Dieu.
Le Dieu
>
>> Seemingly you don't read all my posts over the years.
>> Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
>> looking rather silly.
>> Let me know.
> anyway, in the meantime, here you go
>
> http://english2american.com/dictionary/g.html
>
> Post your apology here (if you are man enough)?
LOL. Someone's amateur webpage or the Oxford Concise Dictionary.
I wonder which one's right?
PMSL at thicky Ted.
A. Dieu.
Diablos Rojos
>
> Indeed. In attempting to ridicule his spelling, you made the gaff of
> typing Scrtoex.
> However, let's not forget how all this originated......
> Everton have played 3 games, Liverpool have played 2. Please explain how
> we have played 50% more games than you, you thick tw@t!
>
> PMSL
>
Heres another classic Ted cock up from yesterday, almost as bad as the one
last week :
""Dave Cox" <dav...@tiscalinotospam.co.uk> wrote in message
news:aumLg.4532$7D6....@newsfe2-win.ntli.net...
> I've just been watching ESPN Wolves v United, 1978. Great game we won 4-2
> but the best thing about it was that it was a proper football game. none
> of this diving all over the place full blooded tackles and people getting
> up after them. Players of today take note.
>
> You will all remember 1978, its the year after we won the FA Cup at
> Wembley to prevent Liverpool winning a treble, or the older ones of us
> would........"
Teds reply :
"A Utd fan that doesn't have a clue about his team's history.
1978.... PMSL "
Oops!
Diablos Rojos
"England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)"
news:saGdnQN3IMK...@pipex.net...
>
>> Really? I actually think it was Ted who made the 'gaffe' and got
>> owned!
>
> Even though the dictionary states gaffe or gaff can be used ?
Oh dear Ted, you should really give up.
PMSL
Diablos Rojos
Things are certainly getting very desperate in Tedsville
LOL
Stop digging Ted, you'll be in China in no time at all at this rate.
Bernie The Bolt
I'm sure if you check a Swahili dictionary there'll be a definition
for 'gaff' however in England the word you were looking for was
'gaffe'.
You fcuked up again and made yourself look a stupid tw@t by spell
flaming and while doing so making a spelling error yourself. You're
owned Ted so roll over and go back to being my poodle!
(snigger)
Bernie The Bolt
Was it a spaz school?
Bernie The Bolt
Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
TRANSLATION:
Bernie has been making me look stupid since he started posting in
here, that's why I have to pick up on his spelling errors and suchlike
as it's all I'm capable of. I can't believe that while pointing out
one of his errors I made one myself, I must be as thick as scrotex!
Bernie The Bolt
Not in my dictionary it doesn't!
PMSL
Bernie The Bolt
Ah, so you're saying your name isn't Ted are you?
I seem to remember a discussion about names and my own name being
ridiculed for being a character from a TV show. When I pointed out
that your name was also, you back peddled and claimed you use the name
Father Ted because your name is Ted and you're a father.
Oh look, I found the link to your post:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Back peddling Ted gets made to look a thick tw@t by Bernie YET AGAIN!
Chalk it up!
(Waits for more hilarious back peddling form soft tw@t Ted who doesn't
even know his own name! PMSL)
Bernie The Bolt
This would be the 'deadline' where *I* asked *you* to provide evidence
to back up your '@rse kicking' claims and you couldn't!
PMSL
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
go right ahead... every thread we've been in is my evidence.
Before Christmas wasn't it?
We're all still waiting.....
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
"Diablos Rojos" <M.B.@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4m7fjiF...@individual.net...
making you all look dickheads is funny.
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
> On Tue, 5 Sep 2006 23:29:54 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team
> Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>> Seemingly you don't read all my posts over the years.
>>> Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
>>> looking rather silly.
>>> Let me know.
>>anyway, in the meantime, here you go
>>
>>http://english2american.com/dictionary/g.html
>>
>>Post your apology here (if you are man enough)?
>>
>>
>>________________________
>>
>>PS Bernie won't - he hates it when I continually make him look a dickhead,
>>especially when he posts gleefully thinking he's won. Everytime I turn it
>>round, no wonder he hates me, I must drive him insane!!
>>
>
> TRANSLATION:
Ahh, my original "TRANSLATION" tactic.
Nice copying - YOU FREAK !!!
PMSL
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Oh no, of course - you don't even know 50% of 2
PMSL @ the dickhead!!!!
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
so only certain dictionaries are correct?
PMSL @ the desperation.
50% of 2 ??
Gotcha !!!! LOL
Bernie The Bolt
Like I said, the thread where I challenged you and you sh*t out. What
were your words again 'I'm going to killfile Bernie one second after
his deadline expires'!
And every since you've been a BOK BOK BOK sh*t house!
Bernie The Bolt
Ooops, looks like Ted's made another 'gaffe'!
PMSL at the illiterate simpleton!
Bernie The Bolt
Gotcha? PMSL Now Ted thinks he's Noel fcuking Edmonds!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chalk it up!
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
I couldn't post a single one when Ted told me to stick my lame challenge, so
I ran and hid for a month hoping all would forget when I returned !!
PMSL
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
not very good with irony and dry humour are you?
Sorry to see your excitement crash down like a pack of cards.
You thought this was the one didn't you? The one you've been waiting for all
this time - one up on Ted!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Chalk it up (c)!!!!
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
I think you'll find you're the one answered a "where" question
nonsensically.
You thick dickhead.
LOL
Bernie The Bolt
Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>
>"Bernie The Bolt" <nosp...@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:44ffeb5f....@news.btinternet.com...
>> On Tue, 5 Sep 2006 23:29:54 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team
>> Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>> Seemingly you don't read all my posts over the years.
>>>> Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
>>>> looking rather silly.
>>>> Let me know.
>>>anyway, in the meantime, here you go
>>>
>>>http://english2american.com/dictionary/g.html
>>>
>>>Post your apology here (if you are man enough)?
>>>
>>>
>>>________________________
>>>
>>>PS Bernie won't - he hates it when I continually make him look a dickhead,
>>>especially when he posts gleefully thinking he's won. Everytime I turn it
>>>round, no wonder he hates me, I must drive him insane!!
>>>
>>
>> TRANSLATION:
>
>Ahh, my original "TRANSLATION" tactic.
>Nice copying - YOU FREAK !!!
>PMSL
>
TRANSLATION:
Once again Bernie has sussed me out and made me look stupid, that's
why I've deleted his reply (I don't want more people to see what a
soft tw@t he's making me look), and I'm going to have to use my lame
cnuts trick of claiming that whatever he writes I invented it,
although I'm sure most people have worked out that by now I've laid
claim to inventing virtually everything on Usenet!
(snigger)
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
hey Bernie, does your brain hurt?
LOL
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
> On Thu, 7 Sep 2006 21:54:16 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team
> Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Bernie The Bolt" <nosp...@nospammy.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:44ffeb5f....@news.btinternet.com...
>>> On Tue, 5 Sep 2006 23:29:54 +0100, "England's Most Successful Team
>>> Ever \(18&5\)" <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Seemingly you don't read all my posts over the years.
>>>>> Do you want to carry this on - as I guarantee the end result will you
>>>>> looking rather silly.
>>>>> Let me know.
>>>>anyway, in the meantime, here you go
>>>>
>>>>http://english2american.com/dictionary/g.html
>>>>
>>>>Post your apology here (if you are man enough)?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>________________________
>>>>
>>>>PS Bernie won't - he hates it when I continually make him look a
>>>>dickhead,
>>>>especially when he posts gleefully thinking he's won. Everytime I turn
>>>>it
>>>>round, no wonder he hates me, I must drive him insane!!
>>>>
>>>
>>> TRANSLATION:
>>
>>Ahh, my original "TRANSLATION" tactic.
>>Nice copying - YOU FREAK !!!
>>PMSL
>>
>
> TRANSLATION:
See what I mean !!!
Chalk it up !!!
PMSL
Bernie The Bolt
Oh dear, Ted appears to be using the 'TRANSLATION' retorts that I've
just used on him, what a lame unimaginative tw@t he really is!
Bernie The Bolt
TED: Where did I go to school Tim ?
BERNIE: Was it a spaz school?
And you think my answer was nonsensical? Then you clearly did go to a
spaz school. thank you for confirming that Ted.
PMSL
Bernie The Bolt
TRANSLATION:
I'm running out of replies, Bernie is running me ragged again!
Where's scrotex, I need help!
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
You are truly the lamest twat on usenet then, by your own criteria !!!
BWAAHAHHAHHAH
Chalk it up (c) !!!
Bernie The Bolt
I don't think anyone thought that Ted. They all know I have several
'up on you' starting with 'the bet' last year and most recently making
you look a pr*ck over your 'Aston Martin' post. I'm about 15-0 up at
the moment.
(snigger)
Bernie The Bolt
Like I said Ted, I'm about 15-0 up and with replies like that I really
can't see you ever getting off the mark.
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
on 2 counts. 1 being that your name isn't Tim.
You thick stupid dickhead !!!
PMSL
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Get one over on me, once, and I am usenet history.
Will you take the challenge ?
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
How would you know what a host of usenet strangers think?
I think you are losing the plot, I've tipped you over the edge !!!!
PMSL
PS - will you take my challenge???
We all know your obsession with this NG was caused by me, and desire to get
me back. In fact, the last couple of years has seen your life fall apart.
LOL
Bernie The Bolt
Oh dear, Ted appears to be using the 'Chalk it up' line that I just
used on him, what a lame unimaginative tw@t he really is!
Bernie The Bolt
Bernie The Bolt
So if one person asks a question and another person butts in to answer
it, in your eyes that *isn't* normal conversation (or the Usenet
equivalent), in your eyes that's 'nonsensical'?
You know what Ted? You've just confirmed again that you went to a
spaz school!
PMSL
Chalk it up!
Bernie The Bolt
Of course I will, as soon as you accept the one which I first offered
to you.
(waits)
Bernie The Bolt
Anyone reading the above post Ted will I'm sure agree that it's you
who appears to be falling apart here!
Bernie The Bolt
That's the challenge???? PMSL
But everyone already knows that I've had several 'over' you as I
stated earlier, starting with 'the bet and most recently the 'aston
martin' fcuk up - I'm 15-0 up you soft tw@t!
PMSL
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Bernie was too envious to believe I was intending to buy a car, and somehow
thinks this constitutes something.
Deluded twat!!
Get a life FFS !!!!
PS Bok bok bok
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Too thivk to work out what nonsensical 2 of 2 would be!!
CHalk it up !
England's Most Successful Team Ever (18&5)
Was that the one you stated that if I didn't post anything you would provide
3 "post winning threads" at midnight on the Friday I think it was. I told
you to go right ahead, then you disappeared for a month.
Another Bernie humiliation - thanks for reminding everyone !!
PMSL
Bernie The Bolt
Don't seem to remember *anyone* believing you. What were the
commernts from your fellow kopites... 'pr*ck', 'stupid little man' etc
(snigger)
Bernie The Bolt
I asked you to back up your 'Usenet god' claims with some evidence,
you replied with 'I'm going to KF Bernie one minute after his deadline
expires' PMSL
BOK BOK BOK BOK
Bernie The Bolt
I always find it hilarious when lame tw@t's pick up on simple errors
that are clearly caused by mis-typing or mis-reading something, but
then in their own post they make a similar error themselves. eg
'thivk'. PMSL
It elevates them from lame tw@t status to thick tw@t status! Or in
Ted's case 'thivk' tw@t!