Maths help required please
Zal
At the local fair
Billy wins 15 Apples and 2 Oranges
Tommy on the other hand wins 18 apples and Five Oranges
Which visitor to the fair has been the most successful, Billy Or Tommy?
One word answers only please.
Tony "The Count" Baldoni.
Both of them.
I always came back from the fair with about 20 goldfish and a bird on each
arm.
--
"A horse a horse, my kingdom for a horse".
I haven't had a winner for six months.
MD
Cluck Kent MBE \ 3-3-3-2-2-3-1-2-4-4
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Tommys apples are very old so he slung them out when he got home.
LMFCO
Ian
"Zal" <zal4...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Red Devil - Heysel
Le Clue - 1993
Cluck Kent - Billy
marrer
go to tommys house to see his orange,but he can't touch it,he can only
look through the glass.........
Gaz
<cluck.kent_...@wehatethepikeyscum.com> wrote:
> Zal <zal434...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:6Otxh.107070$RS1.21229
But one of Billys oranges is rotten with age as well.
Gaz
Oh, and Billy is a fucking wanker.
marrer
>
> Oh, and Billy is a fucking wanker.
>
Diablos Rojos
twat.
not very pmfsl.
:)
Bernie The Bolt
Wouldn't everyone think Tommy was a bit thick boasting about owning
fruit that was mostly over 20 years old? Wouldn't Tommy be better off
keeping his mouth shut until he could boast of fruit that is still
fresh?
In fact most of Tommy's fruit is so old that a great many of the
people responsible for supplying it are fcuking dead!
PMSL
No wonder you need maths help zal, you stupid tw@t!
Chalk it up!
Bernie The Bolt
--
'Evershite and manure joint hate the pair of then both teams full of
gobshites and a neville in both tw-ts.'
George.com
>
> Billy wins 15 Apples and 2 Oranges
>
> Tommy on the other hand wins 18 apples and Five Oranges
>
> Which visitor to the fair has been the most successful, Billy Or Tommy?
go and ask you dad to help you with your home work zaly boy. See, your dad
was old enough to remember when Tommys apples and oranges were still fresh
whereas you only see the dusty dried husks sitting on the window sill. Silly
boy, you don't get anything nutritious from dry dusty old fruit.
rob
Scooby
Tommy got to keep his Orange in his big room. Mr Milan and Mr Madrid
have an Orange in their big room.
Billy had to hand his back.
*snigger*
Scooby
Bernie The Bolt
Could you expalin why Mr. Barcelona had one in his big room then when
I went to visit him last year?
scoopex
>
> Could you expalin why Mr. Barcelona had one in his big room then when
> I went to visit him last year?
>
> Bernie The Bolt
cos u is a gay bernie.
lmfao. :)
Diablos Rojos
"scoopex" <sco...@scoopex.co.uk> wrote in message
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not very pmfsl.
:(
Tony "The Count" Baldoni.
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but
inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Mat 7:16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns,
or figs of thistles?
Mat 7:17Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt
tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
Mat 7:18A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt
tree bring forth good fruit.
Mat 7:19Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast
into the fire
Mat 7:20Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
St Matthew 7:16-20.
Scooby
Bolt) wrote:
>On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:52:07 GMT, Scooby <a...@b.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 23:15:17 GMT, Zal <zal4...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>At the local fair
>>>
>>>Billy wins 15 Apples and 2 Oranges
>>>
>>>Tommy on the other hand wins 18 apples and Five Oranges
>>>
>>>Which visitor to the fair has been the most successful, Billy Or Tommy?
>>>
>>>One word answers only please.
>>
>>Tommy got to keep his Orange in his big room. Mr Milan and Mr Madrid
>>have an Orange in their big room.
>>
>>Billy had to hand his back.
>>
>>*snigger*
>>
>>Scooby
>
>Could you expalin why Mr. Barcelona had one in his big room then when
>I went to visit him last year?
>
>Bernie The Bolt
I'll give you a clue.
5 times?
Ring any bells?
Didn't think so.
Scooby
Bernie The Bolt
But Mr. Barcelona didn't win his orange five times yet he has one on
display permanently in his big room. Why then is Tommy boasting so
much about his 'permanent' orange?
I also hear that Brian from Nottingham has one permanently in his big
room. Why then is Tommy getting so fcuking excited? I even hear
there's one in Birmingham for fcuk's sake! I think Tommy needs to go
and have a fcuking lie down, the soft tw@t's fcuking delirious!
(snigger)
England's Greatest Ever Team (18&5) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-1-0
TOMMY
Bernie The Bolt
\(18&5\) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-1-0"
<thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
PMSL @ Ted trying to answer a maths question. Has he forgotten that
we all know he thinks 5+1+1=6?
PMSL
Tony "The Count" Baldoni.
LEMONS
--
"A horse a horse, my kingdom for a horse".
I haven't had a winner for six months.
The Count
Bernie The Bolt
<anthonybaldone.@notinhere..> wrote:
>Zal wrote:
>|| At the local fair
>||
>|| Billy wins 15 Apples and 2 Oranges
>||
>|| Tommy on the other hand wins 18 apples and Five Oranges
>||
>|| Which visitor to the fair has been the most successful, Billy Or
>|| Tommy?
>||
>|| One word answers only please.
>
>LEMONS
>
And here they are!
Zal
CORRECT :-)
Zal
> On Mon, 5 Feb 2007 20:26:41 -0000, "England's Greatest Ever Team
> \(18&5\) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-1-0"
> <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>
>> "Zal" <zal4...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:6Otxh.107070$RS1....@fe03.news.easynews.com...
>>> At the local fair
>>>
>>> Billy wins 15 Apples and 2 Oranges
>>>
>>> Tommy on the other hand wins 18 apples and Five Oranges
>>>
>>> Which visitor to the fair has been the most successful, Billy Or Tommy?
>>>
>>> One word answers only please.
>> TOMMY
>>
>
> PMSL @ Ted trying to answer a maths question. Has he forgotten that
> we all know he thinks 5+1+1=6?
>
> PMSL
>
> Bernie The Bolt
Bernie the maths genius
50% PMSL
Zal
>
> No wonder you need maths help zal, you stupid tw@t!
Do I need help 50% of the time?
PMSL :-)
England's Greatest Ever Team (18&5) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-1-0
heheheh, what a dickhead. Whereas my error was a mere mis-reading of a
grammatically poor post, Bernie's was a straightforward thicky maths error.
Looks like not only are Everton a small shite club, their fans are stupid
bastards as well.
LOL
Bernie The Bolt
Correct Zal, Liverpool took 50% of the points on Saturday. Now for
question 2 could you tell us how many points they got at Goodison
earlier in the season?
(waits)
Bernie The Bolt
Dunno. How much help are the special needs people at Social Services
currently giving you?
Le Dieu
"England's Greatest Ever Team (18&5) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-1-0"
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> "Zal" <zal4...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> Bernie The Bolt wrote:
>>> On Mon, 5 Feb 2007 20:26:41 -0000, "England's Greatest Ever Team
>>> \(18&5\) 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-0-0-0-0-1-0"
>>> <thepersonyo...@success.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Zal" <zal4...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:6Otxh.107070$RS1....@fe03.news.easynews.com...
>>>>> At the local fair
>>>>>
>>>>> Billy wins 15 Apples and 2 Oranges
>>>>>
>>>>> Tommy on the other hand wins 18 apples and Five Oranges
>>>>>
>>>>> Which visitor to the fair has been the most successful, Billy Or
>>>>> Tommy?
>>>>>
>>>>> One word answers only please.
>>>> TOMMY
>>>
>>> PMSL @ Ted trying to answer a maths question. Has he forgotten that
>>> we all know he thinks 5+1+1=6?
>>>
>>> PMSL
>>>
>>> Bernie The Bolt
>>
>>
>> Bernie the maths genius
>>
>> 50% PMSL
>
> heheheh, what a dickhead. Whereas my error was a mere mis-reading of a
> grammatically poor post,
I think you'll find it was grammatically perfect.
This on the other hand:
'Have you being taking English lessons'
Is a travesty.
A. Dieu.
Bernie The Bolt
PMSL @ BOK BOK BOK Ted trying to backpeddle his way out of another
fcuk up!
Chalk it up!
Bernie The Bolt
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ted gets owned again!