well, there has to be a first time.....
margriet
margriet
paul reynolds
margriet <ne...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:h3etjs4d1fnkdum39...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 7 Jun 2000 21:57:17 +0100, Gordon Harris
> <gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >In article <q6btjssudhknt0if3...@4ax.com>, margriet
> ><m_c_m...@hotmail.com> writes
> >><nothing for now...>
> >>
> >>margriet
> >
> >A silent woman: now there's a novelty....
>
> not for long...heheh
>
> margriet
>hi paul here dont belive it she`s not quiet ???????
Gordon Harris
<m_c_m...@hotmail.com> writes
><nothing for now...>
>
>margriet
A silent woman: now there's a novelty....
--
Gordon
margriet
<gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> wrote:
not for long...heheh
margriet
margriet
wrote:
>margriet <m_c_m...@hotmail.com> invited comment by posting on Wed, 07
>Jun 2000 22:14:14 +0200:
>
>><nothing for now...>
>>
>>margriet
>
>Well, that's a whole lot of nothing, that's fure shure.
had to say something...anything better than 'test'
>Welcome to the froup. I think.
thank you...
margriet
Maxine Corns
<gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <q6btjssudhknt0if3...@4ax.com>, margriet
><m_c_m...@hotmail.com> writes
>><nothing for now...>
>>
>>margriet
>
>A silent woman: now there's a novelty....
Oi you!
Maxine
aLeX
>In article, Gordon Harris writes ...
>>In article, margriet writes ...
>>>
>>><nothing for now...>
>>>margriet
>>
>>A silent woman: now there's a novelty....
>
>Oi you!
>Maxine
Really Maxine! Thats a bit paranoid! Could have been talking about
someone else....?
aLeX - d&r'ing
Jennifer
Fast, I hope!
Moi
Maxine Corns
writes
>Maxine Corns wrote in message ...
>>In article, Gordon Harris writes ...
>>>In article, margriet writes ...
>>>>
>>>><nothing for now...>
>>>>margriet
>>>
>>>A silent woman: now there's a novelty....
>>
>>Oi you!
>>Maxine
>
>Really Maxine! Thats a bit paranoid! Could have been talking about
>someone else....?
>
>aLeX - d&r'ing
>
Maxine
.......Nursing a slight hangover....ow :o(
Jennifer
<m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Maxine
> .......Nursing a slight hangover....ow :o(
...and it's not even the weekend!
Me
Maxine Corns
<jen...@hotmail.com> writes
I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
shhh don't tell her Ive told you, Gawd she'd kill me! More planned at
the weekend too. Come Monday I'll be well and truly pickled in alcohol
:o)
Maxine
aLeX
>>Maxine Corns wrote:
>>
>>>Maxine
>>> .......Nursing a slight hangover....ow :o(
>>
>>...and it's not even the weekend!
>>Me
>
>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>shhh don't tell her Ive told you, Gawd she'd kill me! More planned at
>the weekend too. Come Monday I'll be well and truly pickled in
alcohol
>:o)
>Maxine
aLeX is jealous! But come next Thursday, when the exams are over,
there will be binging like no binging has ever happened before!
(Speaking of which, have just come back from my exam this morning -
and didnt go too well, but I reckon I've got a pass)
aLeX
Jennifer
OBnot for spelling!
Jen
David Reid
the following:
>
>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
>shhh don't tell her Ive told you, Gawd she'd kill me!
<d&r>
--
David Reid Da...@davita.demon.co.uk http://www.davita.demon.co.uk
... and moses had a dog, and fed it and looked after it, and the dog
thought "Is it not wonderful how Moses looks after me: it shows how good
he is: he must be a god."
Maxine Corns
<da...@davita.demon.co.uk> writes
>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>the following:
>>
>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>
>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
I'll ask her on your behalf then shall I? :o)
>
>>shhh don't tell her Ive told you, Gawd she'd kill me!
>
><d&r>
>
Hope you can run fast.
Maxine
Francisco De Freitas
wrote:
>On Wed, 7 Jun 2000 21:57:17 +0100, Gordon Harris
><gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>In article <q6btjssudhknt0if3...@4ax.com>, margriet
>><m_c_m...@hotmail.com> writes
>>><nothing for now...>
>>>
>>>margriet
>>
>>A silent woman: now there's a novelty....
>
>not for long...heheh
>
>margriet
>
Welcome to the froup!
Francisco
Gordon Harris
<m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>
>Maxine
>
See what I mean?
There's a pub in Durbisher called "The Silent Woman". The pub sign
depicts a *headless woman*. Very un-PC. :)
--
Gordon
Jennifer
<da...@davita.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>the following:
>>
>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>
>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
>
B*st*rd. I hope your sheep leaves you for a goat...
Jen
Mark Gordon
<ne...@hotmail.com> composed the following missive:
> On Wed, 07 Jun 2000 21:48:26 +0100, Marc Donovan <spam...@dnrc.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >margriet <m_c_m...@hotmail.com> invited comment by posting on Wed, 07
> >Jun 2000 22:14:14 +0200:
> >
> >><nothing for now...>
Was that nothing in particular or nothing in general?
> >Well, that's a whole lot of nothing, that's fure shure.
>
> had to say something...anything better than 'test'
Even nothing is better than test.
> >Welcome to the froup. I think.
>
> thank you...
Now just had over all your chocies and all will be well. I'll have some
of the chocolate liqueurs if that's OK with everyone ;-)
BTW, hello and all that.
--
Mark Gordon
"I want nothing"
"And you will receive it in abundance"
David Reid
following:
>>
>B*st*rd. I hope your sheep leaves you for a goat...
>
--
David Reid Da...@davita.demon.co.uk http://www.davita.demon.co.uk
NEVER admit to knowing anything about computers.
Loretta
f*ck *ll, but got this out;>>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>>the following:
>>>
>>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>>
>>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
>>
>
--
Loretta
Loretta
f*ck *ll, but got this out;
>following:
>>>
>>B*st*rd. I hope your sheep leaves you for a goat...
>>
>
--
Loretta
Maxine Corns
<spam...@dnrc.co.uk> writes
>Maxine Corns <m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> invited comment by posting on
>Thu, 8 Jun 2000 11:21:56 +0100:
>
>>In article <393f6c78...@news.cableinet.co.uk>, Jennifer
>><jen...@hotmail.com> writes
>>>On Thu, 8 Jun 2000 09:30:31 +0100, Maxine Corns
>>>
>>>>Maxine
>>>> .......Nursing a slight hangover....ow :o(
>>>
>>>...and it's not even the weekend!
>>>
>>>Me
>>
>
>
><g,d&r>
>
>-marc
Oi you!! Keep on running Marc....Grrr! :o)
Maxine
Maxine Corns
>[...]
>>Oi you!! Keep on running Marc....Grrr! :o)
>
So very sorry Sir! :o( But I was taught that everybody's name had to be
spelt with a capital letter ;o)
>
>We met once, and the world did not end.
Eh??
>
>-marc
Maxine
Maxine Corns
<numb...@freedombird.net> writes
>David Reid <da...@davita.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>>the following:
>>>
>>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>
>
>
LOL Good one E.
Maxine
Elizabeth
>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>the following:
>>
>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
Depends who she is feeling ,I suppose.
Elizabeth
aLeX
>On Thu, 8 Jun 2000 12:59:30 +0100, "aLeX" wrote:
>>Maxine Corns wrote in message ...
>>>>Maxine Corns wrote ...
>>>>
>>>>>Maxine
>>>>> .......Nursing a slight hangover....ow :o(
>>>>
>>>>...and it's not even the weekend!
>>>>Me
>>>
50!)
at
>>>the weekend too. Come Monday I'll be well and truly pickled in
>>alcohol
>>>:o)
>>>Maxine
>>
>>aLeX is jealous! But come next Thursday, when the exams are over,
>>there will be binging like no binging has ever happened before!
>>(Speaking of which, have just come back from my exam this morning -
>>and didnt go too well, but I reckon I've got a pass)
>
> OBnot for spelling!
>
>Jen
eHy? Yuo waht?
aLXe
aLeX
>In accordance with the Moses Brevity Act 2000 David Reid was told to
say f*ck *ll, but got this out;
the following:
>>>>
>>>B*st*rd. I hope your sheep leaves you for a goat...
>>>
>>You really know how to hurt a sad lonely perv don't you?
>>
>I never thought you were lonely David.
>--
>Loretta
Oi! There's nothing wrong with being lonely! Being a sad pervert is
great though!
aLeX
Nick Leverton
David Reid <da...@davita.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>the following:
>>
>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>
Hoy! :-(
Nick
Maxine Corns
<ni...@leverton.org> writes
I reckon David is going to get beat up coz there are a lot of oldies...I
mean the more mature person in here :o) Watch your back David };o)
Maxine
Maxine Corns
o.uk>, Dave {Reply Address in.sig} <no...@llondel.demon.co.uk> writes
>On Thu, 8 Jun 2000 23:27:40 +0100, Maxine Corns wrote:
>>
>>So very sorry Sir! :o( But I was taught that everybody's name had to be
>>spelt with a capital letter ;o)
>>
>
>
>Dave
That's a bit rude isn't it? :o)
Maxine
Loretta
say f*ck *ll, but got this out;
><ni...@leverton.org> writes
>>In article <7G3DR+AJ...@davita.demon.co.uk>,
>>David Reid <da...@davita.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>>>the following:
>>>>
>>>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>>>
>>>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
>>
>>Hoy! :-(
>
>mean the more mature person in here :o) Watch your back David };o)
>
--
Loretta
Maxine Corns
<Lor...@trawley.demon.co.uk> writes
Oh he *heard* alright :o)
Maxine
....Enjoying her day off <g>
Gordon Harris
<jen...@hotmail.com> writes
>On Thu, 8 Jun 2000 18:29:45 +0100, David Reid
><da...@davita.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>>the following:
>>>
>>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>>
>>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
>>
>
It did. (In a manner of speaking). ;-)
Women become interesting around the age of fifty, IMVE.......
--
Gordon
Lee Mullen
news:dYxHncAc...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk...
> In article <0370ks4o5ga01t139...@4ax.com>, Marc Donovan
> <spam...@dnrc.co.uk> writes
> >Maxine Corns <m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> invited comment by posting on
> >Thu, 8 Jun 2000 22:48:19 +0100:
> >[...]
> >>Oi you!! Keep on running Marc....Grrr! :o)
> >
> >That's -marc to you miss. Marc is standing over there --->
>
> spelt with a capital letter ;o)
>
> >
--
Lee - l...@charn.demon.co.uk
AI sig generator programmed in LISP:
()((()))(())()()))(
Maxine Corns
Mullen <l...@charn.demon.co.uk-nospam> writes
>"Maxine Corns" <m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:dYxHncAc...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <0370ks4o5ga01t139...@4ax.com>, Marc Donovan
>> <spam...@dnrc.co.uk> writes
>> >Maxine Corns <m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> invited comment by posting on
>> >Thu, 8 Jun 2000 22:48:19 +0100:
>> >[...]
>> >>Oi you!! Keep on running Marc....Grrr! :o)
>> >
>> >That's -marc to you miss. Marc is standing over there --->
>>
>> So very sorry Sir! :o( But I was taught that everybody's name had to be
>> spelt with a capital letter ;o)
>>
>> >
>> >We met once, and the world did not end.
>I think the reference is Back to the Future II, dear...
>
>--
>Lee
Ooh I hate being called "dear" Grrrrr!! We're gonna have word
sweetness.....
Maxine
David Reid
the following:
>
>mean the more mature person in here :o) Watch your back David };o)
>
--
David Reid Da...@davita.demon.co.uk http://www.davita.demon.co.uk
The cogno-intellectual implications of this research create a whole new
paradigm for the subject.
Maxine Corns
<da...@davita.demon.co.uk> writes
>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>the following:
>>
>>I reckon David is going to get beat up coz there are a lot of oldies...I
>>mean the more mature person in here :o) Watch your back David };o)
>>
>S'OK, I'm bound to be far to quick for them.
>
Maxine
Nick Leverton
You should at least make a pretense of running faster ;-)
Nick
Mark Gordon
<m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> composed the following missive:
> Ooh I hate being called "dear" Grrrrr!! We're gonna have word
> sweetness.....
And you don't like being called cheap, so you must be reasonable ;-)
<d&r>
--
Mark Gordon
It is said that there is a narrow line between genius and madness.
I've gone mad, now I just need to find the line and cross it to become a genius.
mousetrap.no...@tesco.net
<da...@davita.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Maxine Corns's best pigeon dodged hawks and farmer's guns to bring me
>the following:
>>
>>I know :o( This is the second time this week already (sister's 50!)
>
>Have you asked her what it feels like to be really, really old?
Someone round here turned really really old yesterday..... but he's
not eligible for Saga holidays yet....
Gordon Harris
<m...@cheriton1.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <8i15k5$bpc$1...@saturn.bton.ac.uk>, aLeX <a...@bton.ac.uk>
>writes
>>Maxine Corns wrote in message ...
>>>In article, Gordon Harris writes ...
>>>>>
>>>>Don't worry you lot. One day you'll stop growing older.....
>>>
>>>I already have stopped.
>>>Maxine
>>
>>Well, my mother has been 39 for some time now...
>
>When I was at school my Mum was 21 for years :o)
>
I took a great delight in telling other people's kids their parents real
age. But you can't get away with lying to them now, anyway....
--
Gordon
Maxine Corns
<gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> writes
Careful Gordon, your cruel side is showing again ;o)
Maxine
Elizabeth
>>Don't worry you lot. One day you'll stop growing older.....
>I already have stopped.
Poor L**
d&r
Elizabeth
>Maxine
Chris Morgan
> A woman with her skirt up runs a lot faster than a man with his
> trousers down.
Is there something you want to tell us?
--
Chris Morgan <cm at mihalis.net> http://mihalis.net
Temp sig. - Enquire within
Loretta
say f*ck *ll, but got this out;
>
>> A woman with her skirt up runs a lot faster than a man with his
>> trousers down.
>
>Is there something you want to tell us?
>
--
Loretta
Gordon Harris
<c...@mihalis.net> writes
>John Wright <jo...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes:
>
>> A woman with her skirt up runs a lot faster than a man with his
>> trousers down.
>
>Is there something you want to tell us?
>
Look children - John has got his trousers down.
Janet has her skirt raised, she must be walking through a puddle...
Now Janet is chasing John.
[....]
She has caught him!
Now she is spanking John.
Naughty Johnny, taking his trousers down!
</>
(Apologies to any children's book authors).
--
Gordon