Anat-comical Compliments

[Andrew Heenan]

Hi, all

Every year or so, I appeal to members of this newsgroup to submit their
ideas for me to add to my "Nursing Humour" pages.

This year, following discussion on another group, I'm going for Anatcomical
Compliments

For example:

Your teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Your lips are like petals: bicycle pedals.
You have a soft heart - and head to match.
You have a heart of gold - and teeth to match.
Your eyes are like pools: cess pools.

As with previous joint efforts, all contributions are acknowledged on the
page.

Thanks for any help,

--

Andrew
http://www.realnurse.net/humour/