>http://angelina.redlights.tv - Angelina Naked!
Y'point bein'?
--
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,
So, apart from destroying Woking,
what have the Martians ever done for us?
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,
>The old glass TTY flickered and words appeared when Adrianna
>J.<adri...@hotmail.com> started to type:
>
>>http://angelina.redlights.tv - Angelina Naked!
>
>Y'point bein'?
Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
when I am.
Sometimes it's pretty damn depressing.
LizzH.
> http://angelina.redlights.tv - Angelina Naked!
?? I clicked the pic of the bint with an itch .. and was taken to a page
about highly recommended hot places .. I would like to complain about
this as there were no mention of places like Egypt or Oz or anywhere hot
and interesting .. suitable for two weeks of hard work touring with the
family and in laws ..
> Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
> it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
> when I am.
> LizzH.
Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
You are then spared the sight of the awful thing lying beside you,
the imagination in the darkness making up for all deficiences.
This has been my experience, though it doesn't work for the
following morning.
Re-arrange the following well know saying or phrase in the right
order : "The grey dark look in all cats."
Much trooth in the awld saws ! Except the following morning,
of course, when it is brilliantly light, with the sun shining through
the window.
--
Stubbsy stu...@zetnet.co.uk
>Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>the male sort
Miserable cur...
--
Gary Robert Kelly
"It's the attack of the post-modern Pat Boones"
Dear Mr Obsessed
How do you fimk of all your names ? I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
you've heard people say ?
Regards
cojones
> Dear Mr Obsessed
'Radium Lined Corset' came up first in a fred thobut. I fimk Rapunzel
were quoting sumpthink else.
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Edgware.
>"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>news:3b884e8e...@news.cable.ntlworld.com...
>
>Dear Mr Obsessed
>
>How do you fimk of all your names ?
With me ead.
>I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
>you've heard people say ?
Not Nazi celery. The latest one's an agraman of a 1986 ablum by the
Trezna Frash Meatl band Sodom...
--
Gary Robert Kelly
"I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits"
Cooden disagree more...
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>^On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 08:19:40 +0100, for reasons inexplicable, "c o
>^jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>^
>^>"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>^>news:3b884e8e...@news.cable.ntlworld.com...
>^>
>^>Dear Mr Obsessed
>^>
>^>How do you fimk of all your names ?
>^
>^With me ead.
>^
>^>I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
>^>you've heard people say ?
>^
>^Not Nazi celery. The latest one's an agraman of a 1986 ablum by the
>^Trezna Frash Meatl band Sodom...
IRTA Fresh Meat
--
Dewey
>^On Mon, 27 Aug 2001 07:54:47 +0100, Dewey <peterd...@ntlworld.com>
>^wrote:
>^
>^>On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 12:53:11 GMT, blac...@ntlworld.com (Obsessed By
>^>Cutlery) wrote:
>^>
>^>>^On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 08:19:40 +0100, for reasons inexplicable, "c o
>^>>^jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>^>>^
>^>>^>"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>^>>^>news:3b884e8e...@news.cable.ntlworld.com...
>^>>^>
>^>>^>Dear Mr Obsessed
>^>>^>
>^>>^>How do you fimk of all your names ?
>^>>^
>^>>^With me ead.
>^>>^
>^>>^>I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
>^>>^>you've heard people say ?
>^>>^
>^>>^Not Nazi celery. The latest one's an agraman of a 1986 ablum by the
>^>>^Trezna Frash Meatl band Sodom...
>^>
>^>IRTA Fresh Meat
>^
>^www.redmeat.com. It's a... pleasant... comic strip.
>^
ITYM strange...
--
Dewey
It is entirely gnarr mall. Move along now, nothing to see...
--Holly
PS: Among the Meaty denizens, Bug-Eyed Earl is said to be molished after the
likeness of Charles Baudelaire. So ifn anybody should aks, ye is fghqlvat
Litt Rah Chair when you reads ther strip.
> www.redmeat.com. It's a... pleasant... comic strip.
Ah yes, I remember it well. And how is Milkman Dan?
--
Thomas Rushton
At jbex somewhere in Bradford...
Haven't you got the red meat book in yer bog ?
--
coj
> The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
> > Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
> > it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
> > when I am.
> > LizzH.
>
> Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
> the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
love.
--
One of the advantages of an untidy desk is that one is always making
discoveries. (A. A. Milne)
Not at the moment, no. But I did have for a while... I think Sarah
made me shift all the good comic books out of the reading room when her
pair runts came a-visiting a few weeks later.
Hear hear.
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I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 00:04:55 +0100, Gerald L R Stubbs wrote:
>
>> The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
>> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>>
>> > Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
>> > it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
>> > when I am.
>> > LizzH.
>>
>> Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>> the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>
>Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>love.
awwwwwwww....
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"Brevis esse laboro, Obscurus fio" (it is when I struggle to be
brief that I become obscure) Horace (65 - 8 BC) Ars Poetica, 25
> > > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
> > > love.
> >
> > I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
> Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
Nope, there's one I can look at time and time again...and it ain't mine!
--
Skipweasel...
You may admire the dust, but please don't write in it.
> In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>, Robert E A Harvey
> robert...@my-deja.com said...
> Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
Er, not quite...
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Yawning Angel
Both are pretty amazing IMO.
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>> Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
>
>Er, not quite...
If they were all the same, I doubt if I would have married 4 times.
Vive la differance!
LizzH.
Sorry Sn!pe, no original post.
> [...]
> >Agreed. They issent nessie celery attractive IMO, but they is
> >definitely a mazing. I dunno, mayhap I's just odd, but I dozen rate
> >the appearance of the yooman body all that much. Woss inside's far
> >more important ter me:
Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!
>
> Wot, all them choobs an' bladders?
They are pretty fascinating as well but avoid sketching in an abattoir
<shudder> <the memory lingers on>
> --
> Sn!pe <snipe[at]uk-rec-sheds.org.uk>
Thank you, Sn!pe.
W.
Oh, as far as "fall for" is concerned, I agree entirely, but from a more
visual P.O.V. I also find nekkid humans rather beautiful, for the
most part (assumin they aren't projecting really unpleasant vibes).
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I've seen at least one cubic shedload of nekkid people in my life.
Some are nicer to look at than others, from a purely esthetic
standpoint, but when I love someone it doesn't much matter if I can
play the xylophone on their ribs or if they can pinch more than a
foot.
Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
LizzH.
>In article <MPG.15fccc1ba...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
>Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> wrote:
>>In article <9mu371$u...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
>>ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk said...
>>> In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>,
>>> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>> >"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> >news:b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com...
>>> >...
>>> >> > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>>> >> > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>>> >>
>>> >> Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>>> >> love.
>>> >
>>> >I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>>>
>>> Both are pretty amazing IMO.
>>>
>>Agreed. They issent nessie celery attractive IMO, but they is
>>definitely a mazing. I dunno, mayhap I's just odd, but I dozen rate
>>the appearance of the yooman body all that much. Woss inside's far
>>more important ter me: I'd fall ferra personality much sooner than the
>>lwk of the thing any day.
>
>Oh, as far as "fall for" is concerned, I agree entirely, but from a more
>visual P.O.V. I also find nekkid humans rather beautiful, for the
>most part (assumin they aren't projecting really unpleasant vibes).
IRTA chorf
--
®óñ© © ²°°¹
> Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
> race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!
Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most of em,
work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.
I've long wondered about getting a piccy done, and plucked up the
courage to wander into the gallery, ohl some fat men, and ask whether
the artists ever need models. "Oh yes," said Mrs Barearts, "and we
cnl, too. You'd have to negotiate if you wanted to ohl your picture
from someone after, but we're always on the lookout for arj models".
I can't draw to save my life (although father-ex-law was convinced he
could teach me) but I can sit still long enough for someone else to
have a go!
--
Yawning Angel
>^
>^> Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
>^> race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!
>^
>^Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
>^www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
>^unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular).
I don't recall being a model for Roz Bif II.
Uncanny.
Out comes the credit card.
--
Dewey
> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.
MTAAW. HWMBI (Ed) is no oil painting by anyone else's standards but I find
him the most lovely sight imaginable, except perhaps our kids. Every night
we sneak into the kids' bedroom whilst they're asleep. We tell oursleves
we're going to tuck them in (Young Thomas used to throw all his bedclothes
off and we had to put them back or he'd wake up in the small hours from the
cold) but they never need tucking in. We just like to look at them when
they're asleep. I also sometimes go up to look at them after watching late
night news bulletins if there has been news about children getting hurt - I
did it last week after that policeman bludgeoned his family to death.
>
>MTAAW. HWMBI (Ed) is no oil painting by anyone else's standards but I find
>him the most lovely sight imaginable, except perhaps our kids. Every night
>we sneak into the kids' bedroom whilst they're asleep. We tell oursleves
>we're going to tuck them in (Young Thomas used to throw all his bedclothes
>off and we had to put them back or he'd wake up in the small hours from the
>cold) but they never need tucking in. We just like to look at them when
>they're asleep. I also sometimes go up to look at them after watching late
>night news bulletins if there has been news about children getting hurt - I
>did it last week after that policeman bludgeoned his family to death.
Oh, Mel, you're so lucky.
I get to see my lovely Imps once a year. Just once a *year*. I have
to get all my looking done within a (at the longest) 3-week period.
But I see them in my dreams.
LizzH.
Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty long walk
from the town centre!
"Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
(1 mile later)
"Um, what number?"
>HWMBI (Ed) is no oil painting by anyone else's standards but I find
>him the most lovely sight imaginable, except perhaps our kids.
I still keep RTA 'He Who Must Be Imbibed'.
Bottoms up, Mel!
--
Gary Robert Kelly
"Hello, I'm Tony Inchpractice. Welcome
to 'Photocopying My Genitals With...'"
> >^Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy
> >^pics.
> >^www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> >^unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular).
>
> I don't recall being a model for Roz Bif II.
>
> Uncanny.
>
> Out comes the credit card.
I have No13 and No7 - 13 is going to go above the loo, for chaps
to look at when they should be looking at what they're qbvat; and
7 to go above the bath for me to look at!
> > Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy
> > pics.
> > www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> > unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most
> > of em, work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.
>
> Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty
> long walk from the town centre!
> "Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
> (1 mile later)
> "Um, what number?"
I've never actually been to Bacup. One of these I'll get there.
If only to consider having my picture drawn.
>The message <83t7pt8olubfvg24e...@4ax.com>
> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
>
>Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.
You sentimental old romantic, you.
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> We just like to look at them when they're asleep.
Oooh, yes, one of the best spectator sports, snoozingsprog watching.
And contrary to non-parent's guesses, it's not "Thank gawd they've
finally nodded off" or "I hope the don't wake up" or "I'm just
checking to see if they're OK" it's just "I love watching them sleep"
I reckon Squid'll have to find some way of still doing it when Inky's
spilt level bedroom takes shape.
>The message <9n2097$ngm$1...@liberator.blueyonder.co.uk>
Inky-cam?
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®óñ© © ²°°¹
"Spilt level". I like the sound of that.
Was he inspired by Amynthas's's's house?
> Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty long walk
> from the town centre!
> "Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
> (1 mile later)
> "Um, what number?"
Inky's just ridden 1½ miles to Madeley to have his eyesight checked
(it was fine) and back. Steep hill in between called for the towrope
but other than that he did the whole lot himself with just an
icecream in the middle to keep him going. Well deserved...he'd done
really really well and was dead chuffed with himself afterwards.
I'm really proud of him today!
>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
Or was that a spilt level?
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>The message <9s1l7.293$zi3.1...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>
> from "Mike Jones" <ad...@127.0.0.1> contains these words:
>
>
>> Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty long walk
>> from the town centre!
>> "Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
>> (1 mile later)
>> "Um, what number?"
>
>Inky's just ridden 1½ miles to Madeley to have his eyesight checked
>(it was fine) and back. Steep hill in between called for the towrope
Should be ashamed of yerself making the poor little chap help
you up the hills.
--
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> >> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
> >
> >Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.
> You sentimental old romantic, you.
Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.
Why don't you molish a periscope? Then Cap'n Inky can observe the
intruders to his fort and they can observe him...
--
Helen D. Vecht: helen...@zetnet.co.uk
Edgware.
>The message <kmg9ptom53kb0apj3...@4ax.com>
> from Ron Clark <7v...@EVERSObigfoot.com> contains these words:
>
>> >> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
>> >
>> >Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.
>
>> You sentimental old romantic, you.
>
>Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
>shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.
What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
of the premier cru.
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> >
> >I reckon Squid'll have to find some way of still doing it when Inky's
> >spilt level bedroom takes shape.
> Inky-cam?
Can't get USB to jbex that far away. I suppose I could run it off his
machine, but it's still in Harnslur. It also doesn't have a USB
port...though it's got one on board. I suppose you can ohl the adaptors.
> > I reckon Squid'll have to find some way of still doing it when
> > Inky's spilt level bedroom takes shape.
> "Spilt level". I like the sound of that.
> Was he inspired by Amynthas's's's house?
More than a little! Actually, we always intended to do summat of the
sort, but he's added quite a lot of his own ideas, some of which are
rather good. He wants a trapdoor with buttons to make it jbex. I
suppose a tenner from the scrappy will come up with a wiper motor and
some switches that'll do the wbo.
He's also decided that the leg of the second bed should extend right
to the ceiling and have broomhandle offcut pegs sticking out all over
to climb up as a second way of getting to the top in case the hatch
is out of hfr.
He liked the ropes in Fort Amythas, but wants his to run zig-zag from
bed-edge to ceiling. Wants better lighting in the jbex area as well.
Doesn't want much, does he!
Then I suppose compared to ohling a bnuk bed it'll cost about £100
more all up. Well worth if for a great fun bedroom that'll take spare
boys/grils and provide indoor playspace out of our hair.
> >Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
> >shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.
> What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
> might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
> of the premier cru.
It'll take extensive (and expensive) skin tests to determine.
> Splendid! My feller's just getting the hang of unassisted cycling;
> though I do use him for the steep bits to a good pub near(ish) here - on
> his trailer bike that is.
Oooh, we had a Tag-along. I molished it out of a bit of old gas pipe
and a bike we found in a skip. I've only just dismolished it.
> Why don't you molish a periscope? Then Cap'n Inky can observe the
> intruders to his fort and they can observe him...
She's got a periscope I ohled for her a few years ago after she'd had
a day of not being able to see things.
>The message <gat9pt0dflqf8h1vs...@4ax.com>
> from Ron Clark <7v...@eversobigfoot.com> contains these words:
>
>> >Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
>> >shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.
>
>> What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
>> might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
>> of the premier cru.
>
>It'll take extensive (and expensive) skin tests to determine.
Anti-IgEand RAST tests aren't that pricey.
--
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>In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>, Robert E A Harvey
>robert...@my-deja.com said...
>> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com...
>> ...
>> > > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>> > > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>> >
>> > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>> > love.
>>
>> I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>
>Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
It is. Dressed up a bit is mush nicer.
--
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,
Kelly, watch the stars!
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,
I spose you wuz in the car?
<D&R>
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
Robert Frost (1874-1963) from Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
>
> "Linz" <li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9n2ebu$2gfs$3...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk...
> > I've never actually been to Bacup. One of these I'll get there.
> > If only to consider having my picture drawn.
> >
> Me neither- it was Todmorden I was talking 'bout sorry, I must have gone
> all lateral there.
Hang on, you live around here too? It's getting time we may have to
betnavfr a Calder Valley moot!
--
Yawning Angel
Miss coj never stops going on that she wants a bedroom like Malcolm's
--
coj
> >Inky's just ridden 1½ miles to Madeley to have his eyesight checked
> >(it was fine) and back. Steep hill in between called for the towrope
> >but other than that he did the whole lot himself with just an
> >icecream in the middle to keep him going. Well deserved...he'd done
> >really really well and was dead chuffed with himself afterwards.
> >
> >I'm really proud of him today!
> I spose you wuz in the car?
Cloff!
> >> What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
> >> might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
> >> of the premier cru.
> >
> >It'll take extensive (and expensive) skin tests to determine.
> Anti-IgEand RAST tests aren't that pricey.
No, but the time consumed by repeated application of icecream and
then gentle labial removal of same can rack up the bills.
> Miss coj never stops going on that she wants a bedroom like Malcolm's
Time to break through into the loft then?
Nope, South Wales, sorry. It's just I visited a few times. Staying at
the YH in Mankinholes (Lumbutts).
First ever visit, slops seen to, then PH. Ah they have a bus service,
right there's a pub in the GBG in Todmorden
sells good stuff, we'll get a bus down town & walk up (consults book)
Burnley Rd. Catch bus, middle of town, right now which way? Ah there it
is, can't be far now...........
The promble is, we could and she knows it. Above her room is a large loft
space with a window in the end wall. That however is my loft shed with all
me vqt like me 3rd pooter, old hi fi, slightly broken TV and all me books.
I don't want ter lose me loft shed and it's the only place in the loft it
can be
loft window
____________
/|\
/ | \ in here :
/__|__\ my loft shed
/ \
/ \____________
| ___ |
| | | | | miss
| |-|-| | coj's
| |_|_| | room
| /__/| |
| |
| |
back of house
--
coj
Doesn't jayb properly in nutscrape 4.7x - spaces in filenames ubggre the
pix.
>> I don't recall being a model for Roz Bif II.
>>
>> Uncanny.
>>
>> Out comes the credit card.
>
>I have No13 and No7 - 13 is going to go above the loo, for chaps
>to look at when they should be looking at what they're qbvat; and
>7 to go above the bath for me to look at!
Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are hootered
in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the space in the URL,
tedious.
Sodding mickysoft.
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> The promble is, we could and she knows it. Above her room is a large loft
> space with a window in the end wall. That however is my loft shed with all
> me vqt like me 3rd pooter, old hi fi, slightly broken TV and all me books.
Oh, dear. That's a brugge. You'll have to consider a cellar.
isn't tremendously difficult...and the results can be quite
flattering (though I'm sure you don't need then to be and all
that)...generally they needs you to stay still for about twenty
minutes at a time and be sure that you get chalk marks done so that
you can get back to pretty close to the same position after each
break...just a matter of placing limbs against suitable "landmarks",
innit
though sat on a stool on a table with a sheet over one shoulder, a
broom in one hand and a napple in t'other felt lboody
strange...though the resulting "classical" sculptures looked all
heroic and all
toughest I ever done was walking ded slow so I could be drawn in mid
stride...that wos hard work
s'not exactly good money thobut
did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
when I were full time thesping?...well I did
--
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
>did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
>when I were full time thesping?...well I did
Eep! (*wave*)
nattie
Not IMO it ain't.
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> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:j4fbpt0ne2pfg41vf...@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 16:55:13 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:
> > > Me neither- it was Todmorden I was talking 'bout sorry, I must have
> gone
> > > all lateral there.
> >
> > Hang on, you live around here too? It's getting time we may have to
> > betnavfr a Calder Valley moot!
>
> Nope, South Wales, sorry. It's just I visited a few times. Staying at
> the YH in Mankinholes (Lumbutts).
We do have some lovely place names around here. I still think Bog Eggs
is one of my favourites.
> First ever visit, slops seen to, then PH. Ah they have a bus service,
> right there's a pub in the GBG in Todmorden
> sells good stuff, we'll get a bus down town & walk up (consults book)
> Burnley Rd. Catch bus, middle of town, right now which way? Ah there it
> is, can't be far now...........
You could have gone to the Top Brink, or the Shepherd's Rest or the
Cross Keys far more easily.
--
Yawning Angel
Next door (one side) has a cellar. The other side doesn't. 4 doors up does.
As does #77. But over the road (them as left their twins' placentas in our
freezer for a few months) doesn't have. And neither do we. Buggrit
--
coj
> Next door (one side) has a cellar. The other side doesn't. 4 doors up does.
> As does #77. But over the road (them as left their twins' placentas in our
> freezer for a few months) doesn't have. And neither do we. Buggrit
Jer'wanna shovel?
Yup, did the Top Brink and 1 other, but this was a GBG entry. Had to be
done, though had no idea how much rssbeg was required.
>Jon Thompson <ab...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>><sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> started to type:
>>>robert...@my-deja.com said...
>>>> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>> > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>>>> > love.
>>>> I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>>>Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
>>It is. Dressed up a bit is mush nicer.
>Not IMO it ain't.
Takes a bit of getting used to mind. Bit strange at first, seeing a
load of wrinklies wiv no clothes on.
S'just what you're used to though. I mean, most of us thing dogs look
really really silly with clothes on.
I dunno if I'd be all that keen on travelling by bus or train if
everyone was naked. I'd be inclined to carry some kind of seat
pyrnavat equiptment, just in case.
AAW, it does get a bit nippy outdoors sometimes.
Oiorpata oiorpata at brevet dot nu
>did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
>when I were full time thesping?...well I did
nope. is there anything you *haven't* done?
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"If you cannot mould yourself as you would wish, how can you expect
other people to be enitrely to your liking?"
Thomas Ą Kempis (1380 - 1471) Imitation of Christ, I.xvi.
BOO!
*thwap*
yep
but give me time...there isn't much that I'm not prepared to have
ago at
long as it doesn't involve heights or lots of somebody else's blood
--
eric
"in the beginning was the word, and the word was
'try switching the damn thing on first'"
> Linz wrote:
> > Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
> > www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> > unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most of em,
> > work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.
> >
> > I've long wondered about getting a piccy done, and plucked up the
> > courage to wander into the gallery, ohl some fat men, and ask whether
> > the artists ever need models. "Oh yes," said Mrs Barearts, "and we
> > cnl, too. You'd have to negotiate if you wanted to ohl your picture
> > from someone after, but we're always on the lookout for arj models".
[huge snip]
> s'not exactly good money thobut
Not guvaxvat of doing it for the zbarl, though, I quite fancy the idea
of having a picture of me!
--
Last year's troubles are so old-fashioned
>
> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:esadpt0777nki997q...@4ax.com...
> > You could have gone to the Top Brink, or the Shepherd's Rest or the
> > Cross Keys far more easily.
>
> Yup, did the Top Brink and 1 other, but this was a GBG entry. Had to be
> done, though had no idea how much rssbeg was required.
I guvaxed the Top Brink was in the GBG but could be very wrong, since
I don't have a copy. I believe my local is in there so if you're back
in the area any time...
Why thankee kindly, marm... but which is your local? Aha I see a get-out
clause!
Top Brink is in the 2000 edition, the Staff of Life was in the 1995
one, back when I visited.
> >I have No13 and No7 - 13 is going to go above the loo, for
> >chaps to look at when they should be looking at what they're
> >qbvat; and 7 to go above the bath for me to look at!
>
> Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are
> hootered in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the
> space in the URL, tedious.
>
> Sodding mickysoft.
What's it got to do with mickeysoft?
Anyway, the pictures aren't numbered in the URLs, they're
numbered on the screen.
I don't know what you get when you hit the site, but if you stick
"roz biff" in the site's search engine you get a list of Martin
Chatfield's pics.
If that's no help, you'll just have to come along to a moot and
I'll bring the cards with me!
> > I guvaxed the Top Brink was in the GBG but could be very
> > wrong, since I don't have a copy. I believe my local is in
> > there so if you're back in the area any time...
>
> Why thankee kindly, marm... but which is your local?
Cross Keys, in Walsden.
> Aha I see a get-out clause!
> Top Brink is in the 2000 edition, the Staff of Life was in the
> 1995 one, back when I visited.
Fairy nuff.
> *thwap*
[grep]?
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"I'm not crying victim, but I am stating that a lot
of spammers are genuine scumbags." -Sanford Wallace
may I take this opportunity to note how restrained those of us
in your queueue has bin, not asking if we can have copies an all
revenge
there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
toe grapher
make sense?
> > Not guvaxvat of doing it for the zbarl, though, I quite fancy
> > the idea of having a picture of me!
> >
>
> may I take this opportunity to note how restrained those of us
> in your queueue has bin, not asking if we can have copies an
> all
I have no doubt, however, that the moment I mention it's been
commissioned the queueue will be jumping up and down saying "me!
me!".
Mad fools, the lorra them.
well I won't...since there are already several nuddie pics and
statyers of me, innit...not that I've kept any offem, like
I can't speak for the rest of they thobut
>
> Mad fools, the lorra them.
>
I take exemption to that remark...on account of I am already
classified as a crazy idiot and wouldn't want to get into any
kind of demarcation dispute
>The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> *thwap*
>
>[grep]?
Awk!
--
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,
Kelly, watch the stars!
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,
$ man thwap
No manual entry for thwap
--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem
well of course there isn't...I done the thwap eel heck
chronicly, innit
not gonna risk a manual thwap on a lurker as dangeroos as Nattie
> >> *thwap*
> >
> >[grep]?
> Awk!
Greater (extinct)
>^on Fri, 7 Sep 2001 10:59:26 +0100, guy....@zetnet.co.uk
>^wrote...
>^> The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
>^> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>^>
>^> > *thwap*
>^>
>^> [grep]?
>^>
>^
>^revenge
>^
>^there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
>^where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
>^toe grapher
URL por favor
--
Dewey
> Carl .LHS. Williams <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9n42mh$f...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...
> > Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are
> > hootered in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the
> > space in the URL, tedious.
> >
> > Sodding mickysoft.
>
> What's it got to do with mickeysoft?
The RFCs say "thou shalt not put spaces in URLs without them being
suitably escaped". Mickeysoft cebqhpgf tolerate them though, and other
micketysoft cebqhpgf put them in bare thus allowing peeps to produce
vyyrtny html.
Anthony
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many sheddies have their pictures on me wibble, if you or any other arj
sheddies would like theirs on please send them
--
coj
Wheelchair!
INVALID COMMAND
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coj
<http://soubrette.decadentplace.org.uk/pics/princess-eric.jpg>
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Experience is directly proportional to the value of equipment destroyed.
- Carolyn Scheppner
> In message <9na2as$12vl$1...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk>
> "Linz" <li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Carl .LHS. Williams <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:9n42mh$f...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...
>
> > > Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are
> > > hootered in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the
> > > space in the URL, tedious.
> > >
> > > Sodding mickysoft.
> >
> > What's it got to do with mickeysoft?
>
> The RFCs say "thou shalt not put spaces in URLs without them being
> suitably escaped". Mickeysoft cebqhpgf tolerate them though, and other
> micketysoft cebqhpgf put them in bare thus allowing peeps to produce
> vyyrtny html.
Right. Sorry, my first gubhtug was "it's a Netscrape problem" but it's
not, is it, it's whatever the software was that was hfrq to molish the
site in the first place. Which was likely mickeysoft.
you abstrad!
is OK rilly...an can go on coj's wibble if it's OK wiv the original
artist
at least it looks vaguely like me...which is more than can usually
be said about foe toe greps of me
R yes, the old'uns are .... well, they're old. I'll see your wheel chair and
raise you a "ping elvis".