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Helen Deborah Vecht

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May 14, 2008, 2:37:00 PM5/14/08
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Molished me to need the cloff...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2009/2491341179_986caec6e4.jpg?v=0

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Rusty Hinge 2

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May 14, 2008, 1:38:23 PM5/14/08
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The message <3130303037363...@zetnet.co.uk>
from Helen Deborah Vecht <helen...@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:

> Molished me to need the cloff...

> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2009/2491341179_986caec6e4.jpg?v=0

Molished me to stamp about - Vodafone won't give me access 'cos it
gooves I might be an apprentice innit. I have to go to no end of trubble
to have the bar removificated.

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Austin Shackles

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May 14, 2008, 5:08:20 PM5/14/08
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On or around Wed, 14 May 2008 19:37:00 +0100, Helen Deborah Vecht
<helen...@zetnet.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:

indeed, I too saw it L swear and it molished me to laugh TAAW.
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Kate XXXXXX

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May 14, 2008, 6:01:52 PM5/14/08
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Helen Deborah Vecht wrote:
> Molished me to need the cloff...
>
> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2009/2491341179_986caec6e4.jpg?v=0
>
Restrained guffaws here...

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Lizz Holmans

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May 14, 2008, 6:03:33 PM5/14/08
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On Wed, 14 May 2008 23:01:52 +0100, Kate XXXXXX
<ka...@diceyhome.free-online.co.uk> wrote:

>Helen Deborah Vecht wrote:
>> Molished me to need the cloff...
>>
>> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2009/2491341179_986caec6e4.jpg?v=0
>>
>Restrained guffaws here...

That should pass the Truth in Advertising Prize for the Decade.

LizzH.
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Helen Deborah Vecht

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May 14, 2008, 8:05:15 PM5/14/08
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For those who can't see this image...

Vg ner n cnpx bs Nvafyrl Uneevbg fbffvwrf, fubjvat tevaavat punc rngvat
fnhfntr bs abezny rngvat veba

Orybj vaterqvzragf ner gur jbezf

cevpx jvgu sbex


You couldn't make it up!

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Richard Robinson

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May 14, 2008, 10:18:39 PM5/14/08
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Helen Deborah Vecht said:
> For those who can't see this image...
>
> Vg ner n cnpx bs Nvafyrl Uneevbg fbffvwrf, fubjvat tevaavat punc rngvat
> fnhfntr bs abezny rngvat veba
>
> Orybj vaterqvzragf ner gur jbezf
>
> cevpx jvgu sbex
>
>
> You couldn't make it up!

*cackle*


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Andy Burns

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May 15, 2008, 2:08:40 AM5/15/08
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On 15/05/2008 01:05, Helen Deborah Vecht wrote:

> You couldn't make it up!

Jryy, ncneg sebz gur snpg vf /jnf/ znqr hc nf na ragel gb n o3gn
pbzcrgvgvba.

http://b3ta.com/board/6324508

Andy Burns

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May 15, 2008, 2:10:35 AM5/15/08
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On 15/05/2008 01:10, Znep wrote:

> This was posted some time ago- I thought in here,
> BICBW.

See the "Honest in advertising" fred.

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Richard Bos

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May 15, 2008, 5:58:16 AM5/15/08
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Andy Burns <usenet.a...@adslpipe.co.uk> wrote:

Are you sure? It looks to me like the only thing they did was to wipe
out the ingredient list in between.

Richard

Lister

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May 15, 2008, 7:46:58 AM5/15/08
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On Wed, 14 May 2008 22:08:20 +0100, Austin Shackles
<austinDITCHTHIS...@ddol-las.net> wrote:

>On or around Wed, 14 May 2008 19:37:00 +0100, Helen Deborah Vecht
><helen...@zetnet.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>Molished me to need the cloff...
>>
>>http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2009/2491341179_986caec6e4.jpg?v=0
>
>indeed, I too saw it L swear and it molished me to laugh TAAW.


Yes, it is quite old. it made oi laff TAAW

Graeme Dods

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May 15, 2008, 8:37:09 AM5/15/08
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r...@hoekstra-uitgeverij.nl (Richard Bos) wrote in news:482c091c.2341568424
@news.xs4all.nl:

First time I heard it was on ISIHAC in 2005 and it was said about Anthony
Worrall Thompson. There's always been a fair bit of ripping off of gags
from Radio 4 programmes; the recent Humph tribute image challenge being the
exception where it was actively encouraged, with some wonderful results too
<http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/uxbridge/>

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Guy King

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May 15, 2008, 9:15:47 AM5/15/08
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from Helen Deborah Vecht <helen...@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:

> You couldn't make it up!

Ah, but they did. It's photoshopped. Sadly.

Bit like the rules about bent bananananas. You might think you couldn't
make it up, but that's exactly what someone did - invented the whole
story.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Guy King

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May 15, 2008, 9:19:55 AM5/15/08
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from Graeme Dods <graem...@gmail.com> contains these words:

> First time I heard it was on ISIHAC in 2005 and it was said about Anthony
> Worrall Thompson. There's always been a fair bit of ripping off of gags
> from Radio 4 programmes; the recent Humph tribute image challenge being the
> exception where it was actively encouraged, with some wonderful results too
> <http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/uxbridge/>

How on earth am I going to get /anything/ done now?

Graeme Dods

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May 15, 2008, 9:51:58 AM5/15/08
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Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in
news:3130303034323...@zetnet.co.uk:

> The message <Xns9A9FD1BCF385Ag...@203.59.27.131>
> from Graeme Dods <graem...@gmail.com> contains these words:
>
>> First time I heard it was on ISIHAC in 2005 and it was said about
>> Anthony Worrall Thompson. There's always been a fair bit of ripping
>> off of gags from Radio 4 programmes; the recent Humph tribute image
>> challenge being the exception where it was actively encouraged, with
>> some wonderful results too <http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/uxbridge/>
>
> How on earth am I going to get /anything/ done now?
>

You're asking /me/?

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Guy King

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May 15, 2008, 10:29:32 AM5/15/08
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from Graeme Dods <graem...@gmail.com> contains these words:

> > How on earth am I going to get /anything/ done now?
> >

> You're asking /me/?

Well, I got this done...

http://www.skipweasel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/before.jpg

http://www.skipweasel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/after.jpg

Graeme Dods

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May 15, 2008, 11:00:27 AM5/15/08
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Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in news:3130303034323739482C56DC22
@zetnet.co.uk:

> The message <Xns9A9FDE6B223D7g...@203.59.27.131>
> from Graeme Dods <graem...@gmail.com> contains these words:
>
>> > How on earth am I going to get /anything/ done now?
>> >
>
>> You're asking /me/?
>
> Well, I got this done...
>
> http://www.skipweasel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/before.jpg
>
> http://www.skipweasel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/after.jpg
>

Who do you think you're kidding? You moved house to one with a finished
wall.

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Karen Davies

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May 15, 2008, 12:01:48 PM5/15/08
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Guy King wrote:

That's lovely, what a neat little wall.
I've been to Wickes and got one of the lads to help me load 16 bags of
slablayer into the back of the car. The bloke who is laying the patio
slabs told me to get 12 bags of sharp sand and 4 bags of cement, but
this stuff is already mixed and only cost £15 more.

Karen

Guy King

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May 15, 2008, 12:10:44 PM5/15/08
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> Show-off!

Gorra molish all the raised beds now. And fill them.

Guy King

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May 15, 2008, 12:31:44 PM5/15/08
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The message <N7ZWj.3356$U61....@newsfe12.ams2>
from Karen Davies <oior...@hotmail.com> contains these words:

> That's lovely, what a neat little wall.
> I've been to Wickes and got one of the lads to help me load 16 bags of
> slablayer into the back of the car. The bloke who is laying the patio
> slabs told me to get 12 bags of sharp sand and 4 bags of cement, but
> this stuff is already mixed and only cost £15 more.

Bah - some of us like the jbex.

Karen Davies

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May 15, 2008, 12:55:36 PM5/15/08
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Guy King wrote:
> The message <N7ZWj.3356$U61....@newsfe12.ams2>
> from Karen Davies <oior...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
>
>> That's lovely, what a neat little wall.
>> I've been to Wickes and got one of the lads to help me load 16 bags of
>> slablayer into the back of the car. The bloke who is laying the patio
>> slabs told me to get 12 bags of sharp sand and 4 bags of cement, but
>> this stuff is already mixed and only cost £15 more.
>
> Bah - some of us like the jbex.

The jbex of mixing concrete? Not this chappie. He told me he was very
unfond of mixing concrete, cos of having a right elbow that is fractured
in two places. Doesn't stop him shifting paving slabs and huge lumps of
wood as if they were made of Styrofoam mind, I reckon he has a secret
anti-gravity device concealed about his person.

Karen

Esra Sdrawkcab

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May 16, 2008, 7:29:01 AM5/16/08
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We just used dirt, and a bit of sand in the cracks. We pull up weeds but
let prettier things stay.

Lister

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May 16, 2008, 4:35:23 PM5/16/08
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On Fri, 16 May 2008 11:29:01 GMT, Esra Sdrawkcab <ad...@127.0.0.1>
wrote:


I imagine that'd be painful!

Esra Sdrawkcab

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May 16, 2008, 4:41:19 PM5/16/08
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Oooh Misssus!

Kevin asparagus

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May 18, 2008, 11:02:49 AM5/18/08
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"Helen Deborah Vecht" <helen...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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made me laugh, thanks


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