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T Dave R

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Nov 22, 2006, 6:19:45 PM11/22/06
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Hi one and all,

Thought i'd post now i've got my very own arj shed in the garden. I feel i'm
able to since i found some pics of psheds online and here's a link to mine:-

http://www.walkeryri.org.uk/Other/images/gear_mess.JPG

Note boxes full of things that may or may not have their hfr.

The knowledge i seek though is whether any sheddi out there read books by
Robert Rankin? He must be a sheddi, as in the Brentford Trilogy the heroes
of the book are found spending time around their shed in the allotment.
There are many other references too.

I'm assuming there will be seeing as there are fans of The Pratchett on here
(i am one).

I shall post some of Rankin's theories on Biros and those two screws that
are left after remantling the toaster wot dont function. Unless i'm not
alone?

T Dave R


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If you can read this you are too close.

What hills have i been up recently?
www.walkeryri.org.uk


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T Dave R

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Nov 22, 2006, 6:57:08 PM11/22/06
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Ysgrifennodd "Sena" <arjfatcym...@privacy.net> mewn neges
newyddion:MPG.1fcef1f35...@news.individual.net...
>T Dave R said...
>> T Dave R
>>
> Well wodjer know? Hello Dave and croeso i'r shed. Dere i fewn ac
> eisedda lawr. Oh, and mind yer cardi on that nai... ah. Kate? Needle
> and thread please for a narj sheddi...
>
> --
> To reply see 'from' in headers; lose the domain, and insert dots and @
> where common sense dictates.

LOL, or should that be ChYU (Chwerthin Yn Uchel!)

T Dave R.

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Fenny

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Nov 22, 2006, 7:07:32 PM11/22/06
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Previously on Studio 60 ^W^W uk.rec.sheds, T Dave R said ...

> I shall post some of Rankin's theories on Biros and those two screws that
> are left after remantling the toaster wot dont function. Unless i'm not
> alone?
>
I heartily enjoyed Mr Rankin's tales of Messrs Pooley and O'Malley,
although it's a while since I read them. The defenestration of leftover
screws is practised in this establishment and the theory thereof expounded
at length to anyone unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity when it
happens.
--
Fenny

Babies come with hats.

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Guy King

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Nov 22, 2006, 10:37:11 PM11/22/06
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The message <4sk48lF...@mid.individual.net>
from "T Dave R" <da...@walkeryri.org.uk> contains these words:

> http://www.walkeryri.org.uk/Other/images/gear_mess.JPG

Tider than mine.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

robert...@my-deja.com

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Nov 23, 2006, 2:09:51 AM11/23/06
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T Dave R wrote:
> Note boxes full of things that may or may not have their hfr.

This is only right and proper.

Dave Larrington

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Nov 23, 2006, 4:20:36 AM11/23/06
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In news:4sk48lF...@mid.individual.net,
T Dave R <da...@walkeryri.org.uk> tweaked the Babbage-Engine to tell us:

> The knowledge i seek though is whether any sheddi out there read
> books by Robert Rankin? He must be a sheddi, as in the Brentford
> Trilogy the heroes of the book are found spending time around their
> shed in the allotment. There are many other references too.


(Raises hand)

I /think/ I have all of the Rankin's works such as are available in
papperbok form, but given the rate at which the man churns 'em out, it is
sometimes difficult to keep track.

And I used to have a bicycle named Marchant.

--
Dave Larrington
<http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk>
The thing about Tony Parsons, though, the defining aspect of his
personality, is that he is a complete twat.


®óñ© © ² * ¹°°³

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Nov 23, 2006, 2:49:10 PM11/23/06
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On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:41:31 +0000, Marc Wilson
<E-0C0013...@cleopatra.co.uk> wrote and included this (or some
of this):

>
>I dunno what it is, but Rankin leaves me cold.

Japanese manual relief?


--
®óñ© © ² * ¹°°³

robert...@my-deja.com

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Nov 23, 2006, 2:57:10 PM11/23/06
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Dave Larrington wrote:
> And I used to have a bicycle named Marchant.

That looks like a .sig if anything does

Kate Dicey

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Nov 23, 2006, 6:37:13 PM11/23/06
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Sena wrote:

> T Dave R said...
>
>>T Dave R
>>
>
> Well wodjer know? Hello Dave and croeso i'r shed. Dere i fewn ac
> eisedda lawr. Oh, and mind yer cardi on that nai... ah. Kate? Needle
> and thread please for a narj sheddi...
>

Ooer! Look, ready threaded with lime green wool! Sit down on that bag
of blue Circle and havea BA anna PP.

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

Kate Dicey

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Nov 23, 2006, 6:44:56 PM11/23/06
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Guy King wrote:

> The message <4sk48lF...@mid.individual.net>
> from "T Dave R" <da...@walkeryri.org.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>>http://www.walkeryri.org.uk/Other/images/gear_mess.JPG
>
>
> Tider than mine.
>

I tidied my shedspace up the other day. But I made a mess with 7m of
silk, a metre of lace and 7m of lining in the conservatory to make up
for it! There are bits of silk thread and scraps all over the place,
and I had to cover certain things up with laundry baskets to prevent the
cats snoozing on the customer's posh frockery!

'Nother sewing chamine on it's way... This will make 16, 13 of which
are fully working, and the oldest (circa 1907) will work as soon as the
belt arrives. In suitably sheddi manner, the lady sending the belt and
other bits laid down my address and mislaid it! Oh, and she's also
sending a zigzagger that picks the fabric up and waves it about to make
the zigzags! I'll post pix when I can.

Kate Dicey

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Nov 23, 2006, 6:45:37 PM11/23/06
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robert...@my-deja.com wrote:

Everything has a use, if only as a weight to stop lighter things blowing
away.

Kate Dicey

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Nov 23, 2006, 6:48:08 PM11/23/06
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Marc Wilson wrote:

> In uk.rec.sheds, (T Dave R) wrote in <4sk48lF...@mid.individual.net>::


>
>
>>The knowledge i seek though is whether any sheddi out there read books by
>>Robert Rankin? He must be a sheddi, as in the Brentford Trilogy the heroes
>>of the book are found spending time around their shed in the allotment.
>>There are many other references too.
>
>

> I dunno what it is, but Rankin leaves me cold.

Same here. I just didn't find the Brenford Trilogy at all funny, so
never bothered with anything else. Sad really. He tried so hard.
Maybe that was it - he tried too hard and spoiled it.

Frank Erskine

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Nov 23, 2006, 7:42:17 PM11/23/06
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On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:44:56 +0000, Kate Dicey
<ka...@diceyhome.free-online.co.uk> wrote:

>I tidied my shedspace up the other day.

IRTA:- "I tiled my shedspace the other day."

--
Frank Erskine
MJBC, OETKBC

Richard Robinson

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Nov 23, 2006, 8:10:13 PM11/23/06
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Kate Dicey said:

> Marc Wilson wrote:
>>
>> I dunno what it is, but Rankin leaves me cold.
>
> Same here. I just didn't find the Brenford Trilogy at all funny, so

Likewise. Seems to have an attention span of about half a paragraph.


--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

My email address is at http://www.qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html

Kate Dicey

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Nov 24, 2006, 2:49:51 AM11/24/06
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Frank Erskine wrote:
> On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:44:56 +0000, Kate Dicey
> <ka...@diceyhome.free-online.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>>I tidied my shedspace up the other day.
>
>
> IRTA:- "I tiled my shedspace the other day."
>
No, doesn't get dirty enough to need sluicing down.

Dr Ivan D. Reid

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Nov 24, 2006, 3:32:06 AM11/24/06
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On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:41:31 +0000,
Marc Wilson <E-0C0013...@cleopatra.co.uk>
wrote in <3i2am21erhtjgkvmb...@4ax.com>:

> In uk.rec.sheds, (T Dave R) wrote in <4sk48lF...@mid.individual.net>::

>>The knowledge i seek though is whether any sheddi out there read books by
>>Robert Rankin? He must be a sheddi, as in the Brentford Trilogy the heroes
>>of the book are found spending time around their shed in the allotment.
>>There are many other references too.

> I dunno what it is, but Rankin leaves me cold.

-459.67 F?

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

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Kate Dicey

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Nov 24, 2006, 5:21:53 PM11/24/06
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Marc Wilson wrote:

> Try harder.

No, no! I cannot really mix oil, sewing machine grease, rust, buffing
wheels and wedding silks in the same shedspace! They curdle...

Upstairs shedspace must remain clean and dry. Downstairs shedspace is
configured for oil/grease/dismembered sewing machines and motors
thereof/plastic and or metal models/glue/paint/cat nests/cutting posh
frockery/dying fabrics etc, but not all at the same time. When the
downstairs space is swathed in miles of silk, it has to be CLEAN, and
t'lads are forbidden to play with paint/glue/grease*/etc. Since it is
easily cleaned (without need for sluicing), it isn't usually a promble.

Tomorrow there may be a slight conflict of interest... I shall have to
try to finish my cutting out before they start painting/gluing/etc.

*Recently I have been the one responsible for playing with the grease,
when fettling up old sewing chamines. I can't cut posh frockery and
slaster grease at the same time.

Tim Hall

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Nov 24, 2006, 6:02:06 PM11/24/06
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On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:04:31 +0000, Marc Wilson
<E-0C0013...@cleopatra.co.uk> wrote:

<Rankin>

>That's part of it- his jokes are a bit too like those of a seven-year-old,
>who has heard joke A and joke B and tries to create a new joke by breeding
>them together. And he seems to get a bit over-enthusistic about his own
>cleverness; instead of letting people quietly appreciate a neat[1] plot
>resolution, the way Pterry does, he seems to go: "Can you see what I did
>there?".

Is this the time to say I don't find the sacred Pterry that good?

Tim

Fenny

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Nov 24, 2006, 6:34:17 PM11/24/06
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Previously on Studio 60 ^W^W uk.rec.sheds, Tim Hall said ...

> >That's part of it- his jokes are a bit too like those of a seven-year-old,
> >who has heard joke A and joke B and tries to create a new joke by breeding
> >them together. And he seems to get a bit over-enthusistic about his own
> >cleverness; instead of letting people quietly appreciate a neat[1] plot
> >resolution, the way Pterry does, he seems to go: "Can you see what I did
> >there?".
>
> Is this the time to say I don't find the sacred Pterry that good?
>
I've read more Rankin books than Pratchett. Mostly because I enjoyed them
more. But Rankin does seem to keep flogging a dead horse a bit too long.
The first 3 of the Brentford Trilogy were good, the last two were just
laboured. The first two Armageddon books were good, after that, they were
hard going. Pterry is just patchy and I either like his books or hate
them.
--
Fenny

Giles: You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. You were chosen to destroy
vampires, not to wave pom-poms at people. And as your Watcher, I forbid
it.

Richard Robinson

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Nov 25, 2006, 1:55:33 PM11/25/06
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x{yz}enop...@hotmail.com said:

> On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:10:13 -0000, Richard Robinson
><rich...@privacy.net> wrote:
>>Kate Dicey said:
>>> Marc Wilson wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I dunno what it is, but Rankin leaves me cold.
>>>
>>> Same here. I just didn't find the Brenford Trilogy at all funny, so
>>
>>Likewise. Seems to have an attention span of about half a paragraph.
>
> That's what I like about it.

Ah. I can do that for myself without pointing my eyes at a book.

I do like his titles, though.

Lister

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Nov 25, 2006, 3:26:55 PM11/25/06
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On Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:41:31 +0000, Marc Wilson
<E-0C0013...@cleopatra.co.uk> wrote:

>In uk.rec.sheds, (T Dave R) wrote in <4sk48lF...@mid.individual.net>::
>
>>The knowledge i seek though is whether any sheddi out there read books by
>>Robert Rankin? He must be a sheddi, as in the Brentford Trilogy the heroes
>>of the book are found spending time around their shed in the allotment.
>>There are many other references too.
>

>I dunno what it is, but Rankin leaves me cold.


IRTA.... erm, forget it :)


--
We're climbing up the sunshine mountains
Where the pretty brezes blow
We're climbing up the sunshine mountains
Faces all a-glow

roger.whinwhistle <despam>

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Nov 25, 2006, 4:09:18 PM11/25/06
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On Fri, 24 Nov 2006 23:02:06 +0000, Tim Hall
<tim...@nospamtoday.clara.co.uk> brought a sputtering torch to the
cave wall and scrawled:

>Is this the time to say I don't find the sacred Pterry that good?

Sure......I suspect he has difficulty with his own Cult
sometimes.......

Duck Man: << why have you got a Cult on your head pTerry? >>

pTerry [for it is he) << What Cult ? >>

tell you what though.......go and see the current production of
'Phantom of the Opera' and THEN read "Maskerade."


If you don't laugh,then I will cheerfully either buy you a pint of
foaming English ale or shoot you and put you out of your misery -
whichever suits best, really !

and a redoubled << Croeso ar Shedd, Wass > there, to that
arriviste....


Roger Alun
--


'If you tell the truth, you don't have so much to remember' Mark Twain

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roger.whinwhistle <despam>

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:01:35 PM11/27/06
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On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 19:35:58 -0000, Sena
<arjfatcym...@privacy.net> brought a sputtering torch to the
cave wall and scrawled:

>roger.whinwhistle <despam> @tesco.net (Roger) said...


>> go and see the current production of
>> 'Phantom of the Opera' and THEN read "Maskerade."
>>

>Oh yes. Seconded.
>
My thanks to the Honorable and Gallant Member for
Llareggub.......Motion is therefore carried [i]Sine Quo factotum[/i]
.......having recently been reluctantly dragooned into sitting through
'Phantom'....and , wincingly, finding myself enjoying it, I now have
to re-read 'Maskerade' to get all the in-jokes I didn't get before,
not having seed 'Phantom'......egg,chicken,chicken, egg?......does the
weight of the particle INCREASE because I have shined my light upon it
in order to observe ?.......arrgghh!

<< time for the Pringles sandwich says
Bill.....crush,crush,crush...yummy,yummy,yummy....>>

I don't know where it will all end....my darter wants to go and see
something called 'Don Giovanni' now....slippery slope.....thin end of
the wedge......floodgates.....women in horned helmets ......tears
before bedtime,you mark my words....

I 'ad that Teary Kay Kamerawa in the back of the cab once.....


( whose new seedy contains stuff sung in Welsh, if it please you)

Roger Agricola

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