Sorry, but - -
Rusty Hinge
A man was walking home alone late one night
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Walking faster he looks back,
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He runs up to his door,
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on the heels of the terrified man....
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Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
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his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
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With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping towards him.
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The man screams and reaches for something, anything
but all he can find is a bottle of Benyllin and a packet of
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... the coffin stops
Rusty Hinge
from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
> Got any more?
You don't know what you've done!
Have you heard about the Knight, the monastry, the piece of cheese, the
slice of bread and the glass of water?
--
Rusty http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/tqt.htm
You must look out in Britain that you are not cheated by the charioteers.
Marcus Tullius Cicero 106BC - 43BC
Service @sheddiknights.org temporarily suspended.
Fenny
Rusty Hinge say...
> Have you heard about the Knight, the monastry, the piece of cheese, the
> slice of bread and the glass of water?
>
--
Fenny
If anyone ever tries to tell you nothing rhymes with orange, don't
believe them. It doesn't.
Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
>On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 17:55:17 +0000, Rugrat
><rug...@verdonet.organisation.unitedkingdom.invalid> absently
>arranged the Scrabble tiles to spell out -
>>Rusty Hinge wrote:
>>
>>> This was so bad I thought Ye Shedde would appreciate it:
>>
>>Grone.
>>
>Wot he said!
>
>Got any more?
>
>I love shaggy dog stories (down WonK, Gooey, et al!)
well...
These three blokes are in a boat, and the sea gets very rough and the boat
starts getting blown around all over the place, and it gets dark and starts
to rain, and the boat starts to sink. Just as they finally abandon the
effort to bail out the water, and they're about to sink and drown, the boat
gets washed up on an isolated rock, with a ta-a-all lighthouse on it. They
stagger up to the door and pound on it.
At the top of the lighthouse, just below the light bit, the lighthouse
keeper is sitting with his feet up watching the telly, when he hears this
faint knocking from below. So he gets up, and goes down the hundred and
ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps, and opens the door. The three
blokes come in and explain that their boat has sunk in the storm, so the
lighthouse keeper says they can stay on the spare room. They go back up the
hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps, and he shows them the
spare room. Then he thinks he'd better offer them a cup of tea, as they
look pretty cold and miserable. So they all accept the offer of tea. The
lighthouse keeper goes down the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony
stepsº, makes the tea, and then takes it back up the hundred and ninety-nine
slippery slimy stony steps. When he gets there, two of the blokes from the
boat ask for sugar in their tea, which our hero has forgotten to bring, so
he goes down the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps, gets
the sugar, goes back up the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony
steps with it, and they're all suitably grateful. They then go to bed.
In the morning, the lighthouse keeper gets up and climbs up to the top of
the lighthouse, puts the light out, then he goes and pokes his head around
the door of the spare room, and tells the 3 blokes that he has cornflakes or
porage available for breakfast. One of the blokes says he'd like porage, if
it's not too much trouble, and the other 2 opt for the cornflakes. The
lighthouse keeper goes down the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony
steps, and puts some porage on to cook. While he's there, he has a quick
bowl of cornflakes himself. He then makes some tea, unforgetting the sugar
this time, and goes back up the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony
steps. He leaves the tea with the 3 blokes, goes back down the hundred and
ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps, fetches the cornflakes and milk,
goes back up the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps, and
then goes back down the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps
to get the porage, which by now is cooked, so he goes back up the hundred
and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps with the porage and they all sit
down for breakfast, the lighthouse keeper snarfing an extra bowl of
cornflakes the while, after all, he's been up and down the hundred and
ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps quite a lot recently, and this gives
you an appetite.
Later in the morning, he radios ashore and a boat comes to pick up the 3
blokes, so they all go down the hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony
steps, and the 3 blokes get on the boat, and off the go. Our hero, pausing
in the kitchen to make a well-earned cup of coffee, then goes back up the
hundred and ninety-nine slippery slimy stony steps, and puts his feet up,
and switches the telly on again.
All this tale goes to show that 3 out of 4 people prefer cereal to porage
for their breakfast.
º for no adequatly-explained reason, the kitchen is at the bottom of the
lighthouse.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink;
Good wine, a friend, or being dry, Or lest we should be by and by;
Or any other reason why. - Henry Aldrich (1647 - 1710)
Frank Erskine
>
> º for no adequatly-explained reason, the kitchen is at the bottom of
> the lighthouse.
Yer'll molish a better cup of tea at the bottom. High up the boiling point
of water is lower.
--
Frank Erskine
MJBC
Ron Clark
<b2p171$b14$1...@venus.btinternet.com>, Frank Erskine wrote this, or at
least some of this :-
>Austin Shackles wrote:
>>
>> º for no adequatly-explained reason, the kitchen is at the bottom of
>> the lighthouse.
>
>Yer'll molish a better cup of tea at the bottom. High up the boiling point
>of water is lower.
And it's difficult to milk a cow on top of a lighthouse.
--
®óñ© © ²°°³
Richard Parker
<tqt.h...@sheddiknights.org>'s owl flew in through the window and
dropped a message on which was scribed:
>This was so bad I thought Ye Shedde would appreciate it:
<max boyce>anyone stop me coffin?</mb>
--
Richard Parker
Above all things, revere yourself.
Rusty Hinge
from allspamwil...@rickmansworth.mersinet.co.uk (Fenny) contains
these words:
> Izzit anyfing like The king, the mice & the cheese?
Er, <caution> I dunno. <eggs stream caution> There's no need to tell all
of it - -
Holly G Pence
>This was so bad I thought Ye Shedde would appreciate it:
>
[Joak of a most bracing badness indeed]
Tragically, I enjoy that sort of thing, and as soon as I stop the
twitching, I shall whap you [1] heartily with a rolled arjfpaper.
[1] Well, actually, since you is Over There and I is Over Here, it
shall have to be the stand-in of an ickle Rusty-poppet, perhaps. But
the cevapvcyr applies.
--Holly
Rusty Hinge
from Holly G Pence <hgp...@SpiritOne.com> contains these words:
> >This was so bad I thought Ye Shedde would appreciate it:
> >
> [Joak of a most bracing badness indeed]
I take it as a glowering nindorsement of my dreadful taste in joaks.
> Tragically, I enjoy that sort of thing, and as soon as I stop the
> twitching, I shall whap you [1] heartily with a rolled arjfpaper.
> [1] Well, actually, since you is Over There and I is Over Here, it
> shall have to be the stand-in of an ickle Rusty-poppet, perhaps. But
> the cevapvcyr applies.
<THWACK!>
Ouch!
<THWACK!>
Stoppit!
<THWACK!>
More! More!
<THWACK!>
Oooooh! I luuurve it!
</THWACK!>
Sod!
Jill Russell
<frank....@btinternet.com> writes
>Yer'll molish a better cup of tea at the bottom. High up the boiling point
>of water is lower.
kitchen being at the bottom.
--
Jill
Rusty Hinge
from Jill Russell <jrus...@jirus.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
You must have lost the top part then.
Sena
> This was so bad I thought Ye Shedde would appreciate it:
>
> A man was walking home alone late one night
> when he hears a.......
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> BUMP...
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--
Fran
Sena
> The message <nklv4vg6j7agkrohd...@4ax.com>
> from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
>
> > Got any more?
>
> You don't know what you've done!
>
> Have you heard about the Knight, the monastry, the piece of cheese, the
> slice of bread and the glass of water?
Not yet...
--
Fran
Sena
> well...
>
> These three blokes are in a boat, and the sea gets very rough
>
--
Fran
Sena
nine slippery slimy steps frust.
--
Fran
Rusty Hinge
from Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> contains these words:
> Not yet...
Give us a break! This dog's so shaggy that it keeps tripping over its
fringe. Dougal has *NOTHING* on this shaggy dog.
Richard Eney
Gosh, I learned that one ... lessee... 46 years ago?
But in a shorter form, with a different brand name.
You're right, it is awful. :-)
=Tamar
Brian D
> Sena wrote:
[snip]
> >> And it's difficult to milk a cow on top of a lighthouse.
> >>
> >>
> > Espeshly if you've got to get it up a hundred and ninety
> > nine slippery slimy steps frust.
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> You can get 'em _up_ stairs, but not _down_; they ain't programmed
> fer down; I kno this to be troo coz I saw it on Hill Street Bloos.
> IIRC the cow in question ended up leppin' off the top of the building.
In a nearby town where the railway goes over a bridge there are steps down
to the road on one side and up on the the other side of the cutting, put in
by the railway Co when the farmer who owned the land sed e' wouldn't be able
to get his cows across for milking.
(I've never seen his cows using the steps tho
--
BD
Akond of Swat
"Sena" <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.18bb2eb5c...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> tqt.h...@sheddiknights.org said...
> > This was so bad I thought Ye Shedde would appreciate it:
> >
> > A man was walking home alone late one night
> > when he hears a.......
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> Oh dearie dearie me. Aaarghhh!
> --
> Fran
A man walked into a bar
and said Aaaaaaarhhhhh
It was an iron bar
Swat
Carl .LHS. Williams
Sn!pe <snip...@sjhall1.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>Sena wrote:
>
>>> >> ş for no adequatly-explained reason, the kitchen is at the bottom
>>> >> of the lighthouse.
>>> >
>>> >Yer'll molish a better cup of tea at the bottom. High up the boiling
>>> >point of water is lower.
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>>>
>>> And it's difficult to milk a cow on top of a lighthouse.
>>>
>>>
>> Espeshly if you've got to get it up a hundred and ninety
>> nine slippery slimy steps frust.
>
Like Daleks?
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` Duke hacks UFOs shock '
coj
"Carl .LHS. Williams" <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:b2ukqr$3...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...
> Like Daleks?
Not really thanks fer arsking. They usedter frighten me when I was ickle.
Guy King
from "coj" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
> Not really thanks fer arsking. They usedter frighten me when I was ickle.
I used to love DrWho, but it was the music that gave me the willies.
Used to hide behind the chair, humming with fingers in ears till it was
over.
--
Skipweasel:-
"...and ninthly...."
Rusty Hinge
from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
> In article <1372512.v...@nntp.snipeco.fsnet.co.uk>,
> Sn!pe <snip...@sjhall1.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >Sena wrote:
> >
> >>> >> of the lighthouse.
> >>> >
> >>> >Yer'll molish a better cup of tea at the bottom. High up the boiling
> >>> >point of water is lower.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> And it's difficult to milk a cow on top of a lighthouse.
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Espeshly if you've got to get it up a hundred and ninety
> >> nine slippery slimy steps frust.
> >
> >You can get 'em _up_ stairs, but not _down_;
> Like Daleks?
Yes, but you get more mlik from a cow.
Rusty Hinge
from Sn!pe <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> Don't be daft, who'd want to milk a Dalek?
The Rays!
Lady Kayla
[...]
> I used to love DrWho, but it was the music that gave me the willies.
> Used to hide behind the chair, humming with fingers in ears till it was
> over.
I've gorra cousin wot wooden watch Basil Brush, cos DrWho was on
arfter it, and she were too scared that she might accidentally see
some of that iffen she watched his boom-boomness.
--
Lady Kayla http://designs.ladykayla.org/
"It's so refreshing to have a genre bookshop back in a traditional
location, among the porno shops and tattoo parlours." Terry Pratchett
in AFP.
Rusty Hinge
in't froozen waastes.
Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
Mind you, 's only IMHO the original version of the tune which is especially
spine-tingly. Was doubtless deliberately molished so, I bet.
one of the most disquieting things I ever saw on telly was a title sequence
for a docudrama thing about Rabies about 15 years ago. Combination of sound
and picture must have pushed some ancestral panic buttons - experiment shoed
that the pictures by 'emselves weren'y nasty, nor was the music/sound. Twas
the combination of the 2 that did it.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"Nessun maggior dolore che ricordarsi del tempo felice nella miseria"
- Dante Alighieri (1265 - 1321) from Divina Commedia 'Inferno'
Austin Shackles
enlightened us thusly:
<snigger>
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
Austin Shackles
<jrus...@jirus.demon.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:
I bet it's on google.
Austin Shackles
<AS...@ntlworld.com> enlightened us thusly:
>
>iron bar
This white horse walks into a bar and the barman goes "cor. we've got a
whiskey named after you." The horse looks puzzled for a moment, and says
"what, Eric?"
Carl .LHS. Williams
MTAAW
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` Workers spy on listening post '
Mike Jones
> In article <200302200...@zetnet.co.uk>,
> Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >The message <b3211p$1h3t38$3...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>
> >from "coj" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains these words:
> >
> >> Not really thanks fer arsking. They usedter frighten me when I was
ickle.
> >
> >I used to love DrWho, but it was the music that gave me the willies.
> >Used to hide behind the chair, humming with fingers in ears till it was
> >over.
IR this just after the one up there about fear of Robot dogs, and thought of
K9 (but Idint watch the filum)
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the computer's memory. STEP 2. Open a blank 'notepad' file or a
blank email and place your cursor at the top of the blank page.
From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of
the letter into notepad or a blank email so that you can add your
name to the list. STEP 3. Save your new notepad file as a .txt.
file or save your email with the document now on it. STEP 4.
Search for various news groups (on-line forums, message boards,
discussions groups) using a search engine or however you like.
STEP 5. Visit these message boards etc and post this article as a
new message by highlighting the text of this letter you will have
saved, and selecting 'copy' and then 'paste' from the edit menu.
(Paste this document on the message board) Fill in the Subject
line, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll
through the list of postings in a particular group. Make it
something intriguing that will make people want to read your
message. Click the "post message" button. You're done with your
first one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is
jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the
hang of it, it will take only take you a few seconds for each
newsgroup! You will begin receiving money within days! ** Now the
WHY part: If, out of 200 postings, you receive, say,only 10
replies (a very low, conservative, estimate of 5%), you will
receive £5 with your name at No7 on the letter. Now, each of the
10 persons who just sent you 50p will make the MINIMUM 200
postings, each with your name at No6. If only 10 persons respond
to each of those 10, that is another £50 for you. Now those 100
respondents will each make a MINIMUM 200 postings with your name
at No5 and if you only receive a 5% response to those, you will
make an additional £500!! OK, now here's where it starts to be
real fun! Each of those 1000 persons now posts a MINIMUM 200
letters with your name at No4 and they each only receive 10
replies, you should receive £5,000!!!! Then those 10,000 persons
will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with your name at
No3 and if still only 10 people per 200 newsgroups react, you
will receive £50,000! You can see how it grows! With an original
investment of only £3.50 that's AMAZING!!! . Estimates are at
20,000 to 50,000 new users joining the Internet every day. So can
you afford £3.50 and see if it really works? The answer must be -
YES!!! **Remember** Play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really
work. IF YOU DONT PLAY HONESTLY THEN IT WONT. Good luck in your
new business!!! Turn £3.50 into THOUSANDS. Do it!! DO IT NOW!!!
Rusty Hinge
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Is this from Blueyonder, or does it only seem to?
The same junk in uk.local.east-anglia form one Toby Williams.
Guy King
from "Adrian Mills" <am004...@blueyonder.co.uk> contains these words:
> No.1 G Carroll, 5 Swallow Fold, Lower Grange, Bradford BD8 0NR
> No.2 D.Taylor, 3 Regent Crescent, Skipton, North Yorkshire, BD23
> 1BG
> No.3 M.Charles, Cherry Tree House, The Street, Gazeley,
> Newmarket, Suffolk CB8 8RB
> No.4 S.Giles, 15 St.Andrews Drive, Fornham St.Martin, Bury,
> Suffolk IP28 6TR
> No.5 D.Bowes, 3 Woodlaw Park, Upper Largo, Fife, KY8 6ET
> N0.6 A. Meitin, 42 Lyttleton Road, Bewdley, WorcS, DY12 2BU
> NO.7 K. Solloso, 23 Warbler place, Kidderminster, DY10 4dz,
I just happen to have a handy selection of snailspamrequests waiting to
launch!
If I could find my copy of UK-Infodisk there'd be a few phone numbers to
harass as well.
Rusty Hinge
from Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> The message <wSq6a.13914$s83....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>
> from "Adrian Mills" <am004...@blueyonder.co.uk> contains these words:
> > No.1 G Carroll, 5 Swallow Fold, Lower Grange, Bradford BD8 0NR
> > No.2 D.Taylor, 3 Regent Crescent, Skipton, North Yorkshire, BD23
> > 1BG
> > No.3 M.Charles, Cherry Tree House, The Street, Gazeley,
> > Newmarket, Suffolk CB8 8RB
> > No.4 S.Giles, 15 St.Andrews Drive, Fornham St.Martin, Bury,
> > Suffolk IP28 6TR
> > No.5 D.Bowes, 3 Woodlaw Park, Upper Largo, Fife, KY8 6ET
> > N0.6 A. Meitin, 42 Lyttleton Road, Bewdley, WorcS, DY12 2BU
> > NO.7 K. Solloso, 23 Warbler place, Kidderminster, DY10 4dz,
____________________________________________________________
From: "TOBY WILLIAMS" <am004...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Now send your 7 envelopes to the 7 addresses
below:
No.1 G Carroll, 5 Swallow Fold, Lower Grange, Bradford BD8 0NR
No.2 D.Taylor, 3 Regent Crescent, Skipton, North Yorkshire, BD23
1BG
No.3 M.Charles, Cherry Tree House, The Street, Gazeley,
Newmarket, Suffolk CB8 8RB
No.4 S.Giles, 15 St.Andrews Drive, Fornham St.Martin, Bury,
Suffolk IP28 6TR
No.5 D.Bowes, 3 Woodlaw Park, Upper Largo, Fife, KY8 6ET
N0.6 A. Meitin, 42 Lyttleton Road, Bewdley, WorcS, DY12 2BU
NO.7 K. Solloso, 23 Warbler place, Kidderminster, DY10 4dz,
_____________________________________________________________
Funny - different senders, same list - - -hmmmmmm
Rusty Hinge
from Sn!pe <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> Rusty Hinge wrote:
> > Funny - different senders, same list - - -hmmmmmm
> Not /so/ strange, I speck they were both among
> Mr Bottom O'List's group of recipients.
Prolly for all erternititty if the original sinner have molished a
clever pogrom - - -
Sena
> The message <28278047....@nntp.snipeco.fsnet.co.uk>
> from Sn!pe <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
>
> > Rusty Hinge wrote:
>
> > > Funny - different senders, same list - - -hmmmmmm
>
> > Not /so/ strange, I speck they were both among
> > Mr Bottom O'List's group of recipients.
>
> Prolly for all erternititty if the original sinner have molished a
> clever pogrom - - -
Easy enuff to find out innit - send it to yourself or
consenting recipients wiv diffrunt addresses on and see wot
happens.
--
Fran
Anthony Anson
(Not in here, but - - - Larts away!)
___________________________________________________
From: "Kelvin Solloso" <An...@btopenworld.com>
It is fantastically -
completely legal!) Now send your 7 envelopes to the 7 addresses
below:
No.1 G Carroll, 5 Swallow Fold, Lower Grange, Bradford BD8 0NR
No.2 D.Taylor, 3 Regent Crescent, Skipton, North Yorkshire, BD23
1BG
No.3 M.Charles, Cherry Tree House, The Street, Gazeley,
Newmarket, Suffolk CB8 8RB
No.4 S.Giles, 15 St.Andrews Drive, Fornham St.Martin, Bury,
Suffolk IP28 6TR
No.5 D.Bowes, 3 Woodlaw Park, Upper Largo, Fife, KY8 6ET
N0.6 A. Meitin, 42 Lyttleton Road, Bewdley, WorcS, DY12 2BU
NO.7 K. Solloso, 23 Warbler place, Kidderminster, DY10 4dz,
__________________________________________________________
--
Tony
tony anson snailything zetnet co uk
Visit my turntable workshop http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/
Oiorpata
<snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>Sn!pe
>
>This season I shall wear orange.
And may I just say how pleased I am to hear it? Lovely colour, more
people ought to indulge.
--
Kran
Oiorpata at brevet dot nu
Oiorpata
<snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>Oiorpata wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 20:20:13 +0000, Sn!pe
>> <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>Sn!pe
>>>
>>>This season I shall wear orange.
>>
>> And may I just say how pleased I am to hear it? Lovely colour, more
>> people ought to indulge.
>
>It's diffickle to team it with owt, thobut.
>Black is OK, if a little jasperish.
Goes lovely with purple, or royal blue, and nice swirly mixtures of
yeller and red and orange are very good for the soul.
Sena
> Oiorpata wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 20:20:13 +0000, Sn!pe
> > <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>Sn!pe
> >>
> >>This season I shall wear orange.
> >
> > And may I just say how pleased I am to hear it? Lovely colour, more
> > people ought to indulge.
>
> Black is OK, if a little jasperish.
>
--
Fran
Richard Eney
Holly G Pence <hgp...@SpiritOne.com> wrote:
><snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
< orange >
>>It's diffickle to team it with owt, thobut.
>>Black is OK, if a little jasperish.
>
>My eyeballses begs to differ. Deep ends on the exact shades, but it
>successfully pairs with gold, brown, red, purple, pink, magenta,
>yellow, indigo, and ... well, maybe not cyan.
I have seen a lovely autumn leaf, maple possibly, that shaded from
summery green through yellow and orange to red, all on the same leaf.
Sorry about the Subject change, but my ISP thort I was about to spam, and
cancelled my message wiv a nasty note! I hope I don't get in trubble
because of it. Hooters were willing enough to let the originals through,
and we get tons of spam every day.
=Tamar
Lady Kayla
[...]
> Ooh yeah, I reckon orange and purple would just about do it;
<looks at latest painting> I can do you a seascape wiv orange and
purple sky....
> royle bloo sounds good, too. And as for Swirly Mixtures...
There's no royal blue, the sea is green wiv bits of blue and purple
and yellow in places.
Look, it was an attempt at doing something with not usual colours to
see how it looked.... Normally my skies is blue (or, at a push,
lavender wiv yellow and red for sunsets/sunrises).
--
Lady Kayla http://designs.ladykayla.org/
"Does anybody else think that W2K actually is doing what Y2K only
dreamed of?" - Larry Sheldon on nanog
Rusty Hinge
from Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> contains these words:
Cadmium yellow, syclamen and lime wiv a pastel viridian pattern are ver
pretty...
Rusty Hinge
from Lady Kayla <lady...@suespammers.org> contains these words:
> There's no royal blue, the sea is green wiv bits of blue and purple
> and yellow in places.
Butbutbutbut the sea are greeny-grey wiv black oil slix and the odd gheq
decorating its surfeis as enny fule kno.
> Look, it was an attempt at doing something with not usual colours to
> see how it looked.... Normally my skies is blue (or, at a push,
> lavender wiv yellow and red for sunsets/sunrises).
Every clwyd has a salver lining.
Duncan Duck
> I have seen a lovely autumn leaf, maple possibly, that shaded from
> summery green through yellow and orange to red, all on the same leaf.
I once saw a leaf which was part green, part brown with a stripe
between which was about an eighth of an inch across, which went
yellow-orange-red.
> Sorry about the Subject change, but my ISP thort I was about to spam, and
> cancelled my message wiv a nasty note! I hope I don't get in trubble
> because of it. Hooters were willing enough to let the originals through,
> and we get tons of spam every day.
I've changed it again, because this is a uk group.
--
Paul Clark you.missed -> umist to reply
It is a horrible thing to have to enter into the details of
inter-party politics; it is like diving into a cesspool.
-- George Orwell
Holly G Pence
>Sorry about the Subject change, but my ISP thort I was about to spam, and
>cancelled my message wiv a nasty note! I hope I don't get in trubble
>because of it.
Abstrads. If they bothers you again, leave them to us. We shall all
Glare at them Zrnavatshyyl; that should take care of it.
--Holly
Cerumen
"Oiorpata" <fa...@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:s9dl5vo6eed60sr8p...@4ax.com...
> >Black is OK, if a little jasperish.
>
> Goes lovely with purple, or royal blue, and nice swirly mixtures of
> yeller and red and orange are very good for the soul.
But not, maybe, for the eyes?
--
Chris Thomas
West Cork
Ireland
Oiorpata
<spam_th...@suespammer.con> wrote:
>
>"Oiorpata" <fa...@bogus.com> wrote in message
>news:s9dl5vo6eed60sr8p...@4ax.com...
>
>> >Black is OK, if a little jasperish.
>>
>> Goes lovely with purple, or royal blue, and nice swirly mixtures of
>> yeller and red and orange are very good for the soul.
>
>But not, maybe, for the eyes?
The trick is to wear the colours yourself, so you don't have to see
yourself wearing them. I expect I'd find the sight of a hugely fat
middle aged woman dressed entirely in orange to be a bit painful, but
luckily for me I don't have many mirrors.
Hypodeemic Nerdle
this:
>I expect I'd find the sight of a hugely fat
>middle aged woman dressed entirely in orange to be a bit
exciting?
--
Bess.
Oiorpata
Do you know, I never thought of that, but now that you mention it....
Holly G Pence
>I expect I'd find the sight of a hugely fat
>middle aged woman dressed entirely in orange to be a bit painful,
I'd find it ver cheerful, I would, and hugworthy. Way more pleasant
than just another fastijusly thin bigbidness marketing BYT dressed
entirely in sharkskin grey.
--Holly
Guy King
from Holly G Pence <hgp...@SpiritOne.com> contains these words:
> I'd find it ver cheerful, I would, and hugworthy. Way more pleasant
> than just another fastijusly thin bigbidness marketing BYT dressed
> entirely in sharkskin grey.
I saw a Mum (well, she looked a lot like the tiddler she was
leading...could have been sisters, I s'pose if they were twenty years
apart) wearing a knitted [1] Oneovr pink wooly tracksuit top and botton
today. Looked absolutely vile.
[1] Not knitted as in fine machine knit like a tee-shirt fabric, but
knitted in the wooly jumper with loose tension on kneedles the thickness
of a biro sort of sense.
Nick Leverton
Lady Kayla <lady...@suespammers.org> wrote:
>
>There's no royal blue, the sea is green wiv bits of blue and purple
>and yellow in places.
That'll be the yellow submarine.
Nick
Jamie Hart
"Sn!pe" <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1811813.a...@nntp.snipeco.fsnet.co.uk...
> Cerumen wrote:
>
> >
> > "Oiorpata" <fa...@bogus.com> wrote in message
> > news:s9dl5vo6eed60sr8p...@4ax.com...
> >
> >> >Black is OK, if a little jasperish.
> >>
> >> Goes lovely with purple, or royal blue, and nice swirly mixtures of
> >> yeller and red and orange are very good for the soul.
> >
> > But not, maybe, for the eyes?
>
so....... err......... woss black now then?
Duncan Duck
<theodor...@hotmail.com> said:
> "Sn!pe" <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1811813.a...@nntp.snipeco.fsnet.co.uk...
>> Gerraway wi' yer; orange and purple is the new black, innit.
> so....... err......... woss black now then?
About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone had
made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls on it,
compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
Thomas Rushton
> About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
> had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls
> on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
There'll be a rush on, 'cos all the goths are going to have to
redecorate.
--
Thomas Rushton
Somewhere in Bradford...
Rusty Hinge
from Duncan Duck <paul....@you.missed.ac.uk> contains these words:
> About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone had
> made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls on it,
> compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
Still not up to the standrad of the groovy craft they nicked in the
car-park at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Rusty Hinge
from Thomas Rushton <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> contains
these words:
> Duncan Duck wrote:
> > About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
> > had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls
> > on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
> There'll be a rush on, 'cos all the goths are going to have to
> redecorate.
Goth! Weally?
Austin Shackles
<Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> enlightened us thusly:
>Duncan Duck wrote:
>
>> About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
>> had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls
>> on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
>
>There'll be a rush on, 'cos all the goths are going to have to
>redecorate.
costs 500 quid per square inch, or some similar.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"Brevis esse laboro, Obscurus fio" (it is when I struggle to be
brief that I become obscure) Horace (65 - 8 BC) Ars Poetica, 25
Austin Shackles
<tqt.h...@sheddiknights.org> enlightened us thusly:
>The message <m08yw1x...@icarus.phy.umist.ac.uk>
>from Duncan Duck <paul....@you.missed.ac.uk> contains these words:
>
>> About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone had
>> made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls on it,
>> compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
>
>Still not up to the standrad of the groovy craft they nicked in the
>car-park at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
I'd fergotten that.
Andy Spragg
of the queue on 27 Feb 2003 13:43:49 +0000, and nailed this to the
shed door:
^ On Thu, 27 Feb 2003 13:16:34 -0000, "Jamie Hart"
^ <theodor...@hotmail.com> said:
^
^ > "Sn!pe" <snip...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
^ > news:1811813.a...@nntp.snipeco.fsnet.co.uk...
^
^ >> Gerraway wi' yer; orange and purple is the new black, innit.
^
^ > so....... err......... woss black now then?
^
^ About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone had
^ made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls on it,
^ compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
It's so ... black. Light just ... falls into it. What is this, some
kind of Galactic hyper-hearse?
Andy
--
sparge at globalnet point co point uk
"It's your fault we don't have a no-blame culture"
Lee Hartley, RHM Technology
Guy King
from Thomas Rushton <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> contains
these words:
> > About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
> > had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls
> > on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
> There'll be a rush on, 'cos all the goths are going to have to
> redecorate.
Nudes, Thighs and Tits said it was a bit soft...but OK for the insides
of optical gubbins.
Guy King
from Austin Shackles <aus...@ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> costs 500 quid per square inch, or some similar.
Very simple process, I'll look out the details IICBA.
Cumberpatch
"Austin Shackles" <aus...@ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1vks5vkhaaura9tt6...@4ax.com...
> On or around 27 Feb 2003 13:48:41 GMT, Thomas Rushton
> <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> enlightened us thusly:
>
> >Duncan Duck wrote:
> >
> >> About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
> >> had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls
> >> on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
> >
> >There'll be a rush on, 'cos all the goths are going to have to
> >redecorate.
>
> costs 500 quid per square inch, or some similar.
>
> --
> Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my
500 sobs per sq in !! It would be cheaper to employ a tatooist.
Pete
Frank Erskine
> "Austin Shackles" <aus...@ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1vks5vkhaaura9tt6...@4ax.com...
>> On or around 27 Feb 2003 13:48:41 GMT, Thomas Rushton
>> <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> enlightened us thusly:
>>
>>> Duncan Duck wrote:
>>>
>>>> About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
>>>> had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls
>>>> on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
>>>
>>> There'll be a rush on, 'cos all the goths are going to have to
>>> redecorate.
>>
>> costs 500 quid per square inch, or some similar.
>>
>
>
(or tatooists) get Virtually True Black in 10 gallon Trade Dulux?
--
Frank Erskine
MJBC
Cumberpatch
"Rusty Hinge" <tqt.h...@sheddiknights.org> wrote in message
news:200302271...@sheddiknights.org...
Was this the droogster with all the extras including mother-of-pearl
running-boards. Wasn tit the quickest thing around ? but steared like a
cow - slap bank into the 3rd moon of Golga Frinchum - dustpan and broom job.
Pete
Cumberpatch
"Frank Erskine" <frank....@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:b3m5mt$g6e$1...@knossos.btinternet.com...
Tricky, tricky, would that be in matt, silk, pitch or braille ?
Pete
Thomas Rushton
>> > About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying
>> > someone had made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light
>> > which falls on it, compared to 98% for the previous blackest
>> > paint.
>>
>> Still not up to the standrad of the groovy craft they nicked in
>> the car-park at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
>
> Was this the droogster with all the extras including
> mother-of-pearl running-boards. Wasn tit the quickest thing around
> ? but steared like a cow - slap bank into the 3rd moon of Golga
> Frinchum - dustpan and broom job.
No, this was Hotblack Desiato's stunt-ship, the one where "every
time I operate one of these controls that are labelled in black on a
black background, a black lamp lights up black to let me know I've done
it. What is this, some kind of inter-galactic hyperhearse?"
coj
> I know where yer coming from, Gaz.
Manchester, IIRC ...
coj
> xenop...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > Oh, I like it when you're Hypodeemic Nerdle.
>
> Yup, my fave TAAAW.
Well I liked "Hattersley night fever". And "Mad from the snegging crowd was
gwd TAAW"
coj
"sam ende" <s...@sende.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:b3lqvn$gul$3...@warren.leverton.org...
> Andy Spragg wrote:
>
>
> > ^ About a fortnight ago, there was a bit in the paper saying someone
> > had ^ made black paint which absorbs 99.7% of the light which falls on
> > it, ^ compared to 98% for the previous blackest paint.
> >
> > It's so ... black. Light just ... falls into it. What is this, some
> > kind of Galactic hyper-hearse?
>
"texturing" also jbexes, making pyramid shaped structures so that light that
does get reflecteded once tends to hit another part of the surface and get
absorbeded.
Billy Stubble
>
> No, this was Hotblack Desiato's stunt-ship,
Not on the wireless it wasn't... it belonged to those super-evolutionary
types whose name temporarilly escapes me.
I guvax it was HD's everywhere else though: book, WWP, ect, ect
> the one where "every
> time I operate one of these controls that are labelled in black on a
> black background, a black lamp lights up black to let me know I've
> done it. What is this, some kind of inter-galactic hyperhearse?"
--
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Rusty Hinge
from "Billy Stubble" <bi...@stubble.fsnet.invalid> contains these words:
> Not on the wireless it wasn't... it belonged to those super-evolutionary
> types whose name temporarilly escapes me.
> I guvax it was HD's everywhere else though: book, WWP, ect, ect
Not in the bwk. Never heard of Hotblack Whatnot.
Guy King
> No, this was Hotblack Desiato's stunt-ship, the one where "every
> time I operate one of these controls that are labelled in black on a
> black background, a black lamp lights up black to let me know I've done
> it. What is this, some kind of inter-galactic hyperhearse?"
"Hey, it's settled down a bit. Have you finally figured out what the
controls do?"
"No, I just stopped fiddling with them."
Helen Deborah Vecht
from Thomas Rushton <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> contains
these words:
> No, this was Hotblack Desiato's stunt-ship, the one where "every
> time I operate one of these controls that are labelled in black on a
> black background, a black lamp lights up black to let me know I've done
> it. What is this, some kind of inter-galactic hyperhearse?"
Meanwhile, back in Hampstead, Hotblack Desiato are still a rfgngr ntrag...
--
Helen D. Vecht: helen...@zetnet.co.uk
Edgware.
Helen Deborah Vecht
from Rusty Hinge <tqt.h...@sheddiknights.org> contains these words:
> Not in the bwk. Never heard of Hotblack Whatnot.
Ohg gurl unir cntrf bs nqiregvfrzragf va gur Unz & Uvtu...[1]
[1] Unzcfgrnq & Uvtutngr Rkcerff sbe gur aba-ybpnyf
Didn't Rusty's sister close her shed door round that corner of Lodnod?
Sena
> The message <b3nk69$aec$3...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk>
> from "Billy Stubble" <bi...@stubble.fsnet.invalid> contains these words:
>
> > Not on the wireless it wasn't... it belonged to those super-evolutionary
> > types whose name temporarilly escapes me.
> > I guvax it was HD's everywhere else though: book, WWP, ect, ect
>
> Not in the bwk. Never heard of Hotblack Whatnot.
'Tis in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
--
Fran
Rusty Hinge
from Helen Deborah Vecht <helen...@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> Didn't Rusty's sister close her shed door round that corner of Lodnod?
Highbury - well, she acksherley closed it in the Dick.
Rusty Hinge
from Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> contains these words:
> 'Tis in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
Is it? I have read all the bwks but unremember Hotblack Thingywotsit.
Frank Collier
> "texturing" also jbexes, making pyramid shaped structures so that light that
> does get reflecteded once tends to hit another part of the surface and get
> absorbeded.
Bit like the foam wedges in a dead room then?
--
Frank
Member of uk-homebrew{AT}smartgroups.com
coj
> coj wrote:
>
>
> > "texturing" also jbexes, making pyramid shaped structures so that
> > light that does get reflecteded once tends to hit another part of the
> > surface and get absorbeded.
>
dunno, but it's hfred in solar cells ...
coj
"Frank Collier" <fran...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:b3oui8$itq$1...@corners.tryout.com...
> coj <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> > "texturing" also jbexes, making pyramid shaped structures so that light
that
> > does get reflecteded once tends to hit another part of the surface and
get
> > absorbeded.
>
> Bit like the foam wedges in a dead room then?
that's the ubbgre ! see the top surface of fig 5 at http://tinyurl.com/6nly
for how the Ozzies (not Osborne) qb it
Richard Eney
Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
ISP requires me to change the thread title - otherwise it dumps the
attempted post into a spambin.
>I saw a Mum (well, she looked a lot like the tiddler she was
>leading...could have been sisters, I s'pose if they were twenty years
>apart) wearing a knitted [1] Oneovr pink wooly tracksuit top and botton
>today. Looked absolutely vile.
>
>[1] Not knitted as in fine machine knit like a tee-shirt fabric, but
>knitted in the wooly jumper with loose tension on kneedles the thickness
>of a biro sort of sense.
So what's wrong with that? The colour, the texture, or the shape of the
person wearing it?
ITWSBT
=Tamar
Guy King
from dic...@radix.net (Richard Eney) contains these words:
> >I saw a Mum (well, she looked a lot like the tiddler she was
> >leading...could have been sisters, I s'pose if they were twenty years
> >apart) wearing a knitted [1] Oneovr pink wooly tracksuit top and botton
> >today. Looked absolutely vile.
> >
> >[1] Not knitted as in fine machine knit like a tee-shirt fabric, but
> >knitted in the wooly jumper with loose tension on kneedles the thickness
> >of a biro sort of sense.
> So what's wrong with that? The colour, the texture, or the shape of the
> person wearing it?
The whole lot. Ifyoud seen it...you'd have had trouble driving, it was
so silly. Looked like she was wearing a fitted teacosy in Oneovr Pink.
Rusty Hinge
from Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:
> > So what's wrong with that? The colour, the texture, or the shape of the
> > person wearing it?
> The whole lot. Ifyoud seen it...you'd have had trouble driving, it was
> so silly. Looked like she was wearing a fitted teacosy in Oneovr Pink.
Cher it wasn't Mr Blobby?
Rusty Hinge
from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
> Yeah, come to thimk of it. Knitting yer own track suit must be a most
> renarkably sheddy thing to do. I hope she hadn't svavfurq vg bss
> cebcreyl?
Stoppit. I'm falling in lurve again wiv that raven-locked lass in
Southend - that fantastically pretty and divinely porportionerd gril wot
were wearing a catsuit of black crocheted aertex wiv 1 pz square holes,
and fbq-nyy underneath it.
She danced, and how she danced. Salomé would have stopped to watch, all
thoughts of Jochinaan banished from her mind. And she were dancing wiv
her othe half - <sob> - I were tolled when I asked someone who she were.
And she were on the other bus.
Fbqqvat good job the tide were out. That must have been thirty-five
years ago and she still dances for me.
Guy King
from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
> >Ifyoud seen it...you'd have had trouble driving, it was
> >so silly. Looked like she was wearing a fitted teacosy in Barbie Pink.
> Look here ar Gooey! I've seen you in a pair of shorts, so not so much
> of the stuff about women wearin' comfortable clothes lookin' silly!
Yebbut....I'm just wearing a pair of shorts 'cos they're comfortable.
She was wearing it 'cos she gooved it looked good. Trust me, I can tell!
Guy King
from xenop...@hotmail.com contains these words:
> Yeah, come to thimk of it. Knitting yer own track suit must be a most
> renarkably sheddy thing to do. I hope she hadn't svavfurq vg bss
> cebcreyl?
Not a trace of leather elbow patches, leather or otherwise.
Guy King
from Rusty Hinge <tqt.h...@sheddiknights.org> contains these words:
> She danced, and how she danced. Salomé would have stopped to watch, all
> thoughts of Jochinaan banished from her mind. And she were dancing wiv
> her othe half - <sob> - I were tolled when I asked someone who she were.
There once was a lass from Southend
As a dancer, she once did pretend.
Not a murmer was heard,
not a sound, not a word
Save for fly buttons meeting their end.
Lady Kayla
[...]
> Meanwhile, back in Hampstead, Hotblack Desiato are still a rfgngr ntrag...
Somewhere, we has a fingery-foto wot I did take when I were out on a
day out wiv the ratlings (Lunnon Zoo, megooves), on the way back to the
toob, of a Hotblack Desiato rfgngr ntrag.
--
Lady Kayla http://designs.ladykayla.org/
"It's so refreshing to have a genre bookshop back in a traditional
location, among the porno shops and tattoo parlours." Terry Pratchett
in AFP.
Nick Leverton
Lady Kayla <lady...@suespammers.org> wrote:
>On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 18:05:45 GMT, Helen Deborah Vecht
><helen...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>[...]
>> Meanwhile, back in Hampstead, Hotblack Desiato are still a rfgngr ntrag...
>
>Somewhere, we has a fingery-foto wot I did take when I were out on a
>day out wiv the ratlings (Lunnon Zoo, megooves), on the way back to the
>toob, of a Hotblack Desiato rfgngr ntrag.
I almost fell off me bicycle when I first saw one, some time around 1980,
not long after the bwk was published but before it became common knowlij
about the rfgngr ntrag (which, of course, must have been Before Internet).
Nick
Carl .LHS. Williams
<xenop...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 1 Mar 2003 22:30:47 GMT, Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Ifyoud seen it...you'd have had trouble driving, it was
>
>Look here ar Gooey! I've seen you in a pair of shorts, so not so much
>of the stuff about women wearin' comfortable clothes lookin' silly!
Fnigger. I wonder how ArGooey looks in a tutu?
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Fenny
xenop...@hotmail.com say...
> >Fnigger. I wonder how ArGooey looks in a tutu?
>
>
Issa long time since I saw Fantasia.
--
Fenny
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
Rusty Hinge
from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
> In article <6cf26voke747pndbv...@4ax.com>,
> <xenop...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >On Sat, 1 Mar 2003 22:30:47 GMT, Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>Ifyoud seen it...you'd have had trouble driving, it was
> >>so silly. Looked like she was wearing a fitted teacosy in Barbie Pink.
> >
> >Look here ar Gooey! I've seen you in a pair of shorts, so not so much
> >of the stuff about women wearin' comfortable clothes lookin' silly!
> Fnigger. I wonder how ArGooey looks in a tutu?
Desmondiacal? Desmondic?
Robert E A Harvey
> Stoppit. I'm falling in lurve again wiv that raven-locked lass in
> Southend - that fantastically pretty and divinely porportionerd gril wot
> were wearing a catsuit of black crocheted aertex wiv 1 pz square holes,
> and fbq-nyy underneath it.
of the nekid flesh, nor yet the lure of rubber or black lace. But
give us a glimpse of shapes beneath a hessian sack, of or the heady
combination of corduroy and bemp twine and we go all weak at the
mid-leg hinges.
> And she were on the other bus.
>
> Fbqqvat good job the tide were out. That must have been thirty-five
> years ago and she still dances for me.
Are you sure you aren't me? I was being seduced at a distance in the
Cliff's pavilion in those days. Not that many people danced to John
Maille?
RH
Billy Stubble
>
> Desmondiacal? Desmondic?
IRTA Desmodronic... both of 'em
--
Billy Stubble
Austin Shackles
allspamwil...@rickmansworth.mersinet.co.uk (Fenny) enlightened us
thusly:
>Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.sheds, I heard
>xenop...@hotmail.com say...
>> >Fnigger. I wonder how ArGooey looks in a tutu?
>>
>> What a picture *that* conjures up!
>>
>Issa long time since I saw Fantasia.
Cloff!
(sorry Guy...)
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right
is to be none the less free than you were before."
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180), from Meditations, VIII.16