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[Jon]

Poison Ivy vine.

I'll be damned if the Poison Ivy vine is going to stalk MY utility pole.

I just went to the base of it and cut it off with a 2" chisel and a claw
hammer.

Damned the mother fuck. I could see its leaves already wilting. I could
see it had plans of growing a few thousand seeds and propagating.

Don't mind me. I'll be dead by the time I'm 60, or sooner.

So much for Bravenet. I nipped that one in the bud.

"We won't stalk your girlfriend. We promise." -wegw 107.5 fm

That comment just crawls under my skin. It makes me want to retaliate
against the mother fucks, and I did. I filed a complaint against them with
the fcc. Not that I suppose it's going to do any good. My girlfriend isn't
necessarily Playmate of the Year or anything, but wegw doesn't need to rub
it it. The dumb fucks probably get all the babes their dicks can handle.
Some of them have probably already picked up HIV from it too.

wegw may think themselves entitled to stalk me, but several hundred of them
are going down for it, like the leaves of the Poison Ivy wilting. And they
are going to take years to recover, and when they do recover a little bit,
I'm going to prune them off again until all of their roots are dead, like
the Poison Ivy vine. The truth is that wegw doesn't have any business
stalking the public, girlfriends or no girlfriends. Maybe they can mind
their own business and shove their microphone up their asses.