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Nigel Eaton

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:21:17 PM3/24/03
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Today I are mostly been spending some time bolting the Nonfango luggage
what I purchased from one Lozzo of this parish to the ZZR.

This involved the making of two brackets by the 'Bonwick' technique:
"No, that's too small. No, that's too big, No that's...".

Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.

These are large boxes.

I have been for a test-blat and can report that unloaded they don't seem
to make any difference to stability at speeds of up to an alleged ton.
More research is necessary.

They're not as well-engineered as Givi stuff, but they'll certainly do
the job. I am an officially happy bunny.
--
Nigel
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ZZR1100 and Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner" (No , I'm
not sure how that happened either).

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:27:07 PM3/24/03
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In article <8zN4oY9d...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton wibbled
...

> This involved the making of two brackets by the 'Bonwick' technique:
> "No, that's too small. No, that's too big, No that's...".

If I end up keeping the R1 I'm going to need to bung some hard luggage
on it as a tankbag is a nightmare and I don't think it'll like
throwovers much either ... would sir be happy to have a look at
producing a bracket in return for a beer or 10?
--
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These are my own opinions, and not necessarily those of all Bears
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Kraggash

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:28:40 PM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:21:17 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nig...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Today I are mostly been spending some time bolting the Nonfango luggage
>what I purchased from one Lozzo of this parish to the ZZR.
>
>This involved the making of two brackets by the 'Bonwick' technique:
>"No, that's too small. No, that's too big, No that's...".
>
>Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
>shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.
>
>These are large boxes.
>
>I have been for a test-blat and can report that unloaded they don't seem
>to make any difference to stability at speeds of up to an alleged ton.
>More research is necessary.
>
>They're not as well-engineered as Givi stuff, but they'll certainly do
>the job. I am an officially happy bunny.


I hope he didn't charge you more for it than I sold it to him for!

I like nonfango, I like Givi more, but nonfango did the job to the
east of France last year with no probs whatsoever on the Blackbird.
You need to be a bit careful to load it evenly though on the Bird
anyway, otherwise it gets a bit swervy at three figures.
--
Kraggash

Infamy, infamy .......

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:30:06 PM3/24/03
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In article <seju7vkejmkc7qbpl...@4ax.com>, Kraggash
wibbled ...

> I like nonfango, I like Givi more, but nonfango did the job to the
> east of France last year with no probs whatsoever on the Blackbird.
> You need to be a bit careful to load it evenly though on the Bird
> anyway, otherwise it gets a bit swervy at three figures.

I know fuck all about hard luggage (although I've still got a set of
Rickman panniers in Mummy Bear's loft) ... are Givi considered the
puppies to have? And do they come up secondhand very often? What sort of
money am I looking at?

Nigel Eaton

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:42:13 PM3/24/03
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Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Kraggash
<mungmone...@ntlworld.com> typed

>On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:21:17 +0000, Nigel Eaton
><nig...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Today I are mostly been spending some time bolting the Nonfango luggage
>>what I purchased from one Lozzo of this parish to the ZZR.
>
>I hope he didn't charge you more for it than I sold it to him for!
>

What, you think fifteen hundred was a bit steep? ;^)

>You need to be a bit careful to load it evenly though on the Bird
>anyway, otherwise it gets a bit swervy at three figures.

Noted. I'll have to load the beer evenly on the way back from France.

Nigel Eaton

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:40:44 PM3/24/03
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Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> typed

>
>If I end up keeping the R1 I'm going to need to bung some hard luggage
>on it as a tankbag is a nightmare and I don't think it'll like
>throwovers much either ... would sir be happy to have a look at
>producing a bracket in return for a beer or 10?

I'd be happy to look at it, but to be honest the brackets I made were
only extensions for the existing ones. You might be better off buying
the real thing though if you're going to be touring at Bear speeds. Let
me know if you need to.

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:49:27 PM3/24/03
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In article <ntxevvDs...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton wibbled
...

> Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> typed
> >
> >If I end up keeping the R1 I'm going to need to bung some hard luggage
> >on it as a tankbag is a nightmare and I don't think it'll like
> >throwovers much either ... would sir be happy to have a look at
> >producing a bracket in return for a beer or 10?
>
> I'd be happy to look at it, but to be honest the brackets I made were
> only extensions for the existing ones. You might be better off buying
> the real thing though if you're going to be touring at Bear speeds. Let
> me know if you need to.

Cheers ... I've just had a look at a Givi website, and they reckon you
can get brackets to fit just about anything, but I'm not sure how their
stuff would work with an upswept exhaust.

wessie

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Mar 24, 2003, 1:58:38 PM3/24/03
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Bear <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MPG.18e96392b...@News.CIS.DFN.DE:

>> >If I end up keeping the R1 I'm going to need to bung some hard luggage
>> >on it as a tankbag is a nightmare and I don't think it'll like
>> >throwovers much either ... would sir be happy to have a look at
>> >producing a bracket in return for a beer or 10?
>>

>

> Cheers ... I've just had a look at a Givi website, and they reckon you
> can get brackets to fit just about anything, but I'm not sure how their
> stuff would work with an upswept exhaust.

a former colleague swears by this stuff, used on a Gixer600 and a BMW
RGS850 http://www.ventura-bike.com/

Personally, I used to use a GIVI Wingrack on a VFR. Got pissed off with the
width. Impedes filtering. On the RGS I use a GIVI Monorack as a topbox and
bungee a tailpack to the rear seat for extra capacity.

GIVI boxes rock - mine is 9 years old, been used and abused on several
bikes and still shows no signs of falling apart or leaking.

--
wes...@ukrm.newt

BMW R1150GS


Salad Dodger

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Mar 24, 2003, 2:33:44 PM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:30:06 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> are Givi considered the puppies to have?

Yes.

>And do they come up secondhand very often?

No.

>What sort of money am I looking at?

Lots.

btw, I've got a Rickman topbox in the garage somewhere.

You know, the one that's like a washing up bowl with a lid.

It's on Renntec rack for a CBR1000.
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Mar 24, 2003, 2:38:46 PM3/24/03
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XJ900 , weaves like a weaving thing at 120+ , take panniers off. No diff :=}

--
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POTM#1(KoTL), WUSS#1 , YTC#1(bar), OSOS#2(KoTL) , DS#3 , IbW#18 ,Apostle#8
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Ginge

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Mar 24, 2003, 3:38:44 PM3/24/03
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Bear wrote..

>
> If I end up keeping the R1 I'm going to need to bung some hard luggage
> on it as a tankbag is a nightmare and I don't think it'll like
> throwovers much either ..

Get a cheapie sportsrack and put the throwovers across the seat and the
rack. Used to work well on the R6, that did.

--
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TAB#0, DFWAG#1, MRO#4, KotMRO#, BOTAFOT#29, BONY#17, FAST#03(P)

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 4:54:02 PM3/24/03
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In article <Xns9348C10...@130.133.1.4>, wessie wibbled ...

> a former colleague swears by this stuff, used on a Gixer600 and a BMW
> RGS850 http://www.ventura-bike.com/

I'll have a look a bit later.



> Personally, I used to use a GIVI Wingrack on a VFR. Got pissed off with the
> width. Impedes filtering. On the RGS I use a GIVI Monorack as a topbox and
> bungee a tailpack to the rear seat for extra capacity.

I dread to think what kind of wheelies a R1 with a top box would pull :)

> GIVI boxes rock - mine is 9 years old, been used and abused on several
> bikes and still shows no signs of falling apart or leaking.

Thanks for the feedback.

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 4:54:54 PM3/24/03
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In article <MPG.18e97d2d4...@news.clara.net>, Ginge wibbled
...

> Bear wrote..
> >
> > If I end up keeping the R1 I'm going to need to bung some hard luggage
> > on it as a tankbag is a nightmare and I don't think it'll like
> > throwovers much either ..
>
> Get a cheapie sportsrack and put the throwovers across the seat and the
> rack. Used to work well on the R6, that did.

I just fancy the convenience of some proper panniers, that's all ...

... *if* I gain some employment shortly I am going to do a *proper* tour
of Europe this summer :)

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 4:57:15 PM3/24/03
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In article <g9nu7v4lr899gb9oe...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
wibbled ...

> btw, I've got a Rickman topbox in the garage somewhere.

I've got a set of their interchangeable panniers/top box from about 20
years ago :)

Leaks like a sieve, is clunky and a bit naff looking, but by fuck are
they tough ... they acted as a set of impromptu crash bars when I
launched the CX Euro :)

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 6:42:50 PM3/24/03
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In article <MPG.18e98ed7c...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Bear wibbled
...

> In article <Xns9348C10...@130.133.1.4>, wessie wibbled ...
>
> > a former colleague swears by this stuff, used on a Gixer600 and a BMW
> > RGS850 http://www.ventura-bike.com/
>
> I'll have a look a bit later.

Tail pack. Don't want.

Champ

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Mar 24, 2003, 6:45:56 PM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 21:54:54 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>... *if* I gain some employment shortly I am going to do a *proper* tour
>of Europe this summer :)

It occurs to me that that statement is inherently contradictory

--
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Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 7:06:05 PM3/24/03
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In article <946v7v88ghd1b75si...@4ax.com>, Champ wibbled
...

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 21:54:54 -0000, Bear
> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >... *if* I gain some employment shortly I am going to do a *proper* tour
> >of Europe this summer :)
>
> It occurs to me that that statement is inherently contradictory

heh

If it comes off, I'll explain further ;)

wessie

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Mar 24, 2003, 8:21:10 PM3/24/03
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Bear <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MPG.18e9a8557...@News.CIS.DFN.DE:

> In article <MPG.18e98ed7c...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Bear wibbled
> ...
>> In article <Xns9348C10...@130.133.1.4>, wessie wibbled ...
>>
>> > a former colleague swears by this stuff, used on a Gixer600 and a BMW
>> > RGS850 http://www.ventura-bike.com/
>>
>> I'll have a look a bit later.
>
> Tail pack. Don't want.

Fairy nuff. Just offered it as an option. I was never convinced by it.
Expensive, looks pants & soft so less secure.

Givi as a topbox looks shit and creates interesting [1] handling in a cross
wind. These minus points are outweighed by the practical aspects referred
to in an earlier reply.

[1] interesting as in "in the interests of avoiding a swim in the Severn
Estuary you had better learn to countersteer"

--
wes...@ukrm.newt

BMW R1150GS


Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 8:24:22 PM3/24/03
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In article <Xns9349DBE...@130.133.1.4>, wessie wibbled ...

> > Tail pack. Don't want.
>
> Fairy nuff. Just offered it as an option. I was never convinced by it.
> Expensive, looks pants & soft so less secure.

Exactly; nice paragraph :)



> Givi as a topbox looks shit and creates interesting [1] handling in a cross
> wind. These minus points are outweighed by the practical aspects referred
> to in an earlier reply.

Indeed; I want some panniers I can bolt on, tour down with, then remove
and have fun.



> [1] interesting as in "in the interests of avoiding a swim in the Severn
> Estuary you had better learn to countersteer"

Eeeek. Been there, etc etc

Salad Dodger

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Mar 24, 2003, 8:28:35 PM3/24/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 21:54:02 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <Xns9348C10...@130.133.1.4>, wessie wibbled ...
>
>> a former colleague swears by this stuff, used on a Gixer600 and a BMW
>> RGS850 http://www.ventura-bike.com/
>
>I'll have a look a bit later.
>
>> Personally, I used to use a GIVI Wingrack on a VFR. Got pissed off with the
>> width. Impedes filtering. On the RGS I use a GIVI Monorack as a topbox and
>> bungee a tailpack to the rear seat for extra capacity.
>
>I dread to think what kind of wheelies a R1 with a top box would pull :)
>
>> GIVI boxes rock - mine is 9 years old, been used and abused on several
>> bikes and still shows no signs of falling apart or leaking.
>
>Thanks for the feedback.

I've got Wingrack on the Blackbird, and a set of 50 litre Maxi boxes.

Bit of a mistake, really, as they're really *too* big.

With the panniers on, the 'bird is wider than the Wing, at the back.

Linda likes the topbox, though, but that probly cos she's got used to
the backrest on the Wing.

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 8:29:21 PM3/24/03
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In article <r2cv7v4f0j84b0td7...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
wibbled ...

> I've got Wingrack on the Blackbird, and a set of 50 litre Maxi boxes.


>
> Bit of a mistake, really, as they're really *too* big.
>
> With the panniers on, the 'bird is wider than the Wing, at the back.

But Givi do those slimline things don't they.



> Linda likes the topbox, though, but that probly cos she's got used to
> the backrest on the Wing.

Awwww ... bless :)

Salad Dodger

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Mar 24, 2003, 8:33:38 PM3/24/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 01:29:21 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <r2cv7v4f0j84b0td7...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
>wibbled ...
>
>> I've got Wingrack on the Blackbird, and a set of 50 litre Maxi boxes.
>>
>> Bit of a mistake, really, as they're really *too* big.
>>
>> With the panniers on, the 'bird is wider than the Wing, at the back.
>
>But Givi do those slimline things don't they.

They do.

http://www.givi.it/home/frame.asp

Bear

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Mar 24, 2003, 8:36:57 PM3/24/03
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In article <jccv7v4vmnlvbu37q...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
wibbled ...
> On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 01:29:21 -0000, Bear
> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <r2cv7v4f0j84b0td7...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
> >wibbled ...
> >
> >> I've got Wingrack on the Blackbird, and a set of 50 litre Maxi boxes.
> >>
> >> Bit of a mistake, really, as they're really *too* big.
> >>
> >> With the panniers on, the 'bird is wider than the Wing, at the back.
> >
> >But Givi do those slimline things don't they.
>
> They do.
>
> http://www.givi.it/home/frame.asp

Yep; that looks the go, to me at least.

Mike Buckley

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Mar 25, 2003, 4:01:36 AM3/25/03
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In article <Xns9348C10...@130.133.1.4>, wessie
<wessie...@ukrm.net> writes

>a former colleague swears by this stuff, used on a Gixer600 and a BMW
>RGS850 http://www.ventura-bike.com/
>
>Personally, I used to use a GIVI Wingrack on a VFR. Got pissed off with the
>width. Impedes filtering. On the RGS I use a GIVI Monorack as a topbox and
>bungee a tailpack to the rear seat for extra capacity.
>
>GIVI boxes rock - mine is 9 years old, been used and abused on several
>bikes and still shows no signs of falling apart or leaking.
>

I like the Ventura stuff too, as I don't do that much touring it's handy
to have something that's quick and easy to take off the bike.
Quite impressed by the fitment range - they seem to cater for most
Series B onwards Vincents... :)

--
Mike Buckley
YZF600R RD350LC2 RD350/RGV/FZR Special
http://www.toastyhamster.freeserve.co.uk
BONY#38

mups

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Mar 25, 2003, 6:18:42 AM3/25/03
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Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
<snip>

> btw, I've got a Rickman topbox in the garage somewhere.
>
> You know, the one that's like a washing up bowl with a lid.
>
> It's on Renntec rack for a CBR1000.

You don't fancy swapping the rack for a suitable number of beer tokens by
any chance?

--
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BOTAFOT#128
CBR1000FL The Honda Fatblade

Ginge

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:13:41 AM3/25/03
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In article <b5pkch$adh$1...@news.ox.ac.uk>, kr...@ukrmdotnet.cut says...
> "Salad Dodger" <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message

>
> > Linda likes the topbox, though, but that probly cos she's got used to
> > the backrest on the Wing.
>
> Must be in the name, my Linda says the same. How do prevent her from
> nodding of at 90 mph?

Throw her off the bike.

FFS, it's not that difficult to work out. :o)

PeterT

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:08:27 AM3/25/03
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"Salad Dodger" <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message

> Linda likes the topbox, though, but that probly cos she's got used to


> the backrest on the Wing.

Must be in the name, my Linda says the same. How do prevent her from


nodding of at 90 mph?


--
ts350 xl600v
petert


Stan Stannard

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Mar 25, 2003, 1:16:09 PM3/25/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:21:17 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nig...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
>shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.

Funny, fully bagged up mine brought to mind a Tornado with the big
drop tanks on, and a brace of JP233 underneath....


--

Stan Stannard - Grimsby, UK
St...@ukrm.net

"The mardy bastard"

ANORAK#01 BONY#57 UKRMSBC#01
Kawazaki ZZR1100D

Champ

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Mar 25, 2003, 1:58:05 PM3/25/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:16:09 +0000, Stan Stannard <st...@ukrm.net>
wrote:

>>Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
>>shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.
>
>Funny, fully bagged up mine brought to mind a Tornado with the big
>drop tanks on, and a brace of JP233 underneath....

Sorry mate, don't understand your lingo

YTC#1

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Mar 25, 2003, 2:34:19 PM3/25/03
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Christopher Des Clayes wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 19:38:46 +0000, YTC#1 <y...@ytc1.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>
>>XJ900 , weaves like a weaving thing at 120+ , take panniers off. No diff :=}
>
>
> Check the pre-load on your headstock bearings, with an accurate torque
> wrench. It made an amazing improvement to my XJ900F.
>

All been done. I reckon it is a mixture of "They all do that sir" and an
after effect of the front end T bone in '99.

I mean , I am not bothered by the weave at 120+ as I don't do that all
the time and the head shake as it comes down below 40 only comes in if I
take my hands off the bars.

Wouldn't have a petrol tank laying around would you ?

Salad Dodger

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Mar 25, 2003, 2:48:21 PM3/25/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 13:08:27 -0000, "PeterT" <kr...@ukrmdotnet.cut>
wrote:

I don't.

As Champ will attest, a long trip on the Wing is almost impossible to
endure whilst awake.

Salad Dodger

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Mar 25, 2003, 3:07:28 PM3/25/03
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On 25 Mar 2003 11:18:42 GMT, "mups" <mu...@chrisNOTREALADDR.com> wrote:

>Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
><snip>
>> btw, I've got a Rickman topbox in the garage somewhere.
>>
>> You know, the one that's like a washing up bowl with a lid.
>>
>> It's on Renntec rack for a CBR1000.
>
>You don't fancy swapping the rack for a suitable number of beer tokens by
>any chance?

Certainly.

You going to the BOSM?

There's also a rocker cover gasket, and a Clymer manual if you're
interested. I'll have a rummage round the garage this weekend.

Kraggash

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Mar 25, 2003, 4:35:54 PM3/25/03
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On Mon, 24 Mar 2003 18:30:06 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <seju7vkejmkc7qbpl...@4ax.com>, Kraggash
>wibbled ...


>
>> I like nonfango, I like Givi more, but nonfango did the job to the
>> east of France last year with no probs whatsoever on the Blackbird.
>> You need to be a bit careful to load it evenly though on the Bird
>> anyway, otherwise it gets a bit swervy at three figures.
>

>I know fuck all about hard luggage (although I've still got a set of
>Rickman panniers in Mummy Bear's loft) ... are Givi considered the
>puppies to have? And do they come up secondhand very often? What sort of

>money am I looking at?


Since when did knowing anything about anything prevent one becoming a
usenet expert?

I've got a full set of nonfango for the BBird, it is waterproof and
pretty solid when closed, but a bit 'flexible' when open for packing.
I also have a Givi topbox for the Divvy, which is a much better built
product and I can recommend it. However nonfango is cheaper and isn
some cases (no pun intended) actually looks better on the bike as it
is shaped. BTW I bought my kit from Chris des Clayes <waves> whoa
helped me fit it (I held the spanners) without his help I would have
been knackered 'cos it's a bugger to fit!
--
Kraggash

Infamy, infamy .......

Kraggash

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Mar 25, 2003, 4:41:53 PM3/25/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:58:05 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:16:09 +0000, Stan Stannard <st...@ukrm.net>
>wrote:
>
>>>Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
>>>shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.
>>
>>Funny, fully bagged up mine brought to mind a Tornado with the big
>>drop tanks on, and a brace of JP233 underneath....
>
>Sorry mate, don't understand your lingo


something like this but with bigger drop tanks

http://galeon.hispavista.com/aviones/TORNADO_3.jpg

wessie

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Mar 25, 2003, 4:43:15 PM3/25/03
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Kraggash <mungmone...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
news:5mi18vg1efmvrdp90...@4ax.com:

> However nonfango is cheaper and isn
> some cases (no pun intended) actually looks better on the bike as it
> is shaped. BTW I bought my kit from Chris des Clayes <waves> whoa
> helped me fit it (I held the spanners) without his help I would have
> been knackered 'cos it's a bugger to fit!

ah, that's summat I did not mention - I've fitted GIVI stuff to 4 bikes. On
each occasion the instructions were clear and everything lined up correctly


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Champ

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Mar 25, 2003, 7:38:57 PM3/25/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 19:48:21 +0000, Salad Dodger
<spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 13:08:27 -0000, "PeterT" <kr...@ukrmdotnet.cut>
>wrote:
>
>>"Salad Dodger" <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
>>
>>> Linda likes the topbox, though, but that probly cos she's got used to
>>> the backrest on the Wing.
>>
>>Must be in the name, my Linda says the same. How do prevent her from
>>nodding of at 90 mph?
>
>I don't.
>
>As Champ will attest, a long trip on the Wing is almost impossible to
>endure whilst awake.

heh

Champ

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Mar 25, 2003, 7:40:31 PM3/25/03
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Yes, I know it's an aeroplane (hence my stylised response). What I
rally wanted to to know is what a drop tank and a JP233 is.

Salad Dodger

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Mar 25, 2003, 7:44:22 PM3/25/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 00:40:31 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 21:41:53 +0000, Kraggash
><mungmone...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:58:05 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:16:09 +0000, Stan Stannard <st...@ukrm.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
>>>>>shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.
>>>>
>>>>Funny, fully bagged up mine brought to mind a Tornado with the big
>>>>drop tanks on, and a brace of JP233 underneath....
>>>
>>>Sorry mate, don't understand your lingo
>>
>>
>>something like this but with bigger drop tanks
>>
>>http://galeon.hispavista.com/aviones/TORNADO_3.jpg
>
>Yes, I know it's an aeroplane (hence my stylised response). What I
>rally wanted to to know is what a drop tank and a JP233 is.

A drop tank is a spare fuel tank, that can be dropped when either
emptied, or if the aircraft engages in combat.

JP.233 was developed as a means to destroy, and prevent repair, of
Warsaw Pact airfields. The pod was in two sections each carrying a
different sub-munition: The rear section carries SG.357 anti-runway
weapons, which penetrates the runway surface before exploding and
cratering the runway. The forward portion carried HB.876 area denial
mines that are scattered around the damaged area. These mines create a
hazard for any repair teams.

hth

Beelzebub

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Mar 25, 2003, 7:51:46 PM3/25/03
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Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:lpt18vkq95s9t6i19...@4ax.com...

> JP.233 was developed as a means to destroy, and prevent repair, of
> Warsaw Pact airfields. The pod was in two sections each carrying a
> different sub-munition: The rear section carries SG.357 anti-runway
> weapons, which penetrates the runway surface before exploding and
> cratering the runway. The forward portion carried HB.876 area denial
> mines that are scattered around the damaged area. These mines create a
> hazard for any repair teams.

That description of the HB876 the understatement of the year too ;-) Nasty,
nasty things!
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Bear

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Mar 25, 2003, 7:54:26 PM3/25/03
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In article <nlt18v0shfi402oou...@4ax.com>, Champ wibbled
...

> Yes, I know it's an aeroplane (hence my stylised response). What I
> rally wanted to to know is what a drop tank and a JP233 is.

A drop tank is an external fuel tank; you run the plane's engines from
it, then jettison it when it's dry, hence the "drop"

A JP233 is a runway killer/runway denial bomb ... actually a series of
many bomblets; some penetrate the tarmac to fuck up the tarmac so you
can't fly planes off them, the others mine the area so when some poor
fucker comes to fill in the holes they get killed too. It's a sod to
deploy as it's both a) very heavy and b) requires the pilot to fly
straight down the length of the runway ... guess where they put most AAA
batteries field of fire?

Ain't technology wonderful? :(

Bear

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:00:44 PM3/25/03
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In article <b5qt9s$2bmht4$1...@ID-97436.news.dfncis.de>, Beelzebub wibbled
...

> Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
> news:lpt18vkq95s9t6i19...@4ax.com...
>
> > JP.233 was developed as a means to destroy, and prevent repair, of
> > Warsaw Pact airfields. The pod was in two sections each carrying a
> > different sub-munition: The rear section carries SG.357 anti-runway
> > weapons, which penetrates the runway surface before exploding and
> > cratering the runway. The forward portion carried HB.876 area denial
> > mines that are scattered around the damaged area. These mines create a
> > hazard for any repair teams.
>
> That description of the HB876 the understatement of the year too ;-) Nasty,
> nasty things!

Interesting that they don't seem to come under the international "mine
ban" eh?

Salad Dodger

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:04:31 PM3/25/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 01:00:44 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <b5qt9s$2bmht4$1...@ID-97436.news.dfncis.de>, Beelzebub wibbled
>...
>> Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
>> news:lpt18vkq95s9t6i19...@4ax.com...
>>
>> > JP.233 was developed as a means to destroy, and prevent repair, of
>> > Warsaw Pact airfields. The pod was in two sections each carrying a
>> > different sub-munition: The rear section carries SG.357 anti-runway
>> > weapons, which penetrates the runway surface before exploding and
>> > cratering the runway. The forward portion carried HB.876 area denial
>> > mines that are scattered around the damaged area. These mines create a
>> > hazard for any repair teams.
>>
>> That description of the HB876 the understatement of the year too ;-) Nasty,
>> nasty things!
>
>Interesting that they don't seem to come under the international "mine
>ban" eh?

The JP.233 submunitions were later banned under the Ottawa Protocol
that bans the use of landmines.

Bear

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:05:53 PM3/25/03
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In article <l4v18vc8gd0ld0tin...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
wibbled ...

> >Interesting that they don't seem to come under the international "mine

> >ban" eh?
>
> The JP.233 submunitions were later banned under the Ottawa Protocol
> that bans the use of landmines.

Cool.

So they can't be deployed and have all been destroyed then?

Wizard

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:09:00 PM3/25/03
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In article <MPG.18eb0a6b8...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
bastardUND...@yahoo.com says...

> A JP233 is a runway killer/runway denial bomb ... actually a series of
> many bomblets; some penetrate the tarmac to fuck up the tarmac so you
> can't fly planes off them, the others mine the area so when some poor
> fucker comes to fill in the holes they get killed too. It's a sod to
> deploy as it's both a) very heavy and b) requires the pilot to fly
> straight down the length of the runway ... guess where they put most AAA
> batteries field of fire?
>
> Ain't technology wonderful? :(
>

In 1991 deploying them was the job of the RAF Tornado guys, hence their
relatively high casualty rate. But it had to be done to keep the Iraqui
Air Force on the ground. And while they were on the ground the Yanks
dropped laser-guided bombs on their shelters.

This time round, I haven't seen or heard much about attacks on airfields,
or the Iraqui Air force doing very much at all. Are these things just not
getting coverage? or is our air superiority just persuading the
opposition not to take off?


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continent, a part of the main...
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therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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Salad Dodger

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:09:52 PM3/25/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 01:05:53 -0000, Bear
<bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <l4v18vc8gd0ld0tin...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
>wibbled ...
>
>> >Interesting that they don't seem to come under the international "mine
>> >ban" eh?
>>
>> The JP.233 submunitions were later banned under the Ottawa Protocol
>> that bans the use of landmines.
>
>Cool.
>
>So they can't be deployed and have all been destroyed then?

No.

We sold them to some dodgy bloke.

Middle Eastern in appearance, dodgy 'tache.

Bear

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:11:02 PM3/25/03
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In article <MPG.18eb0e356...@news.btinternet.com>, Wizard
wibbled ...

> This time round, I haven't seen or heard much about attacks on airfields,
> or the Iraqui Air force doing very much at all. Are these things just not
> getting coverage? or is our air superiority just persuading the
> opposition not to take off?

The latter, I suspect.

The thing about ground troops is that although you can bomb them for
ages from the air, you still have to mop them up on foot ... Iraq
represents an ideal terrain for airborne operations, yet we'd still have
to send ground troops in to finish the job, so why bother flying
operations at all if you;re the Iraqis?

steve auvache

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:15:24 PM3/25/03
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Wizard wrote

>This time round, I haven't seen or heard much about attacks on airfields,
>or the Iraqui Air force doing very much at all. Are these things just not
>getting coverage? or is our air superiority just persuading the
>opposition not to take off?

The US need the airfields open so that they can resupply their forward
positions in relative safety?

--
steve auvache

Wizard

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:17:44 PM3/25/03
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In article <MPG.18eb0e7b7...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
bastardUND...@yahoo.com says...

> In article <MPG.18eb0e356...@news.btinternet.com>, Wizard
> wibbled ...
>
> > This time round, I haven't seen or heard much about attacks on airfields,
> > or the Iraqui Air force doing very much at all. Are these things just not
> > getting coverage? or is our air superiority just persuading the
> > opposition not to take off?
>
> The latter, I suspect.
>
> The thing about ground troops is that although you can bomb them for
> ages from the air, you still have to mop them up on foot ... Iraq
> represents an ideal terrain for airborne operations, yet we'd still have
> to send ground troops in to finish the job, so why bother flying
> operations at all if you;re the Iraqis?
>

Good Point Well Made, but then why aren't we bombing their
runways/aircraft shelters/aircraft? I'd have thought we'd be sorting them
out along with everything else...

<Paging Dodger>

Bear

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:18:32 PM3/25/03
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In article <MPG.18eb10397...@news.btinternet.com>, Wizard
wibbled ...

> Good Point Well Made, but then why aren't we bombing their
> runways/aircraft shelters/aircraft? I'd have thought we'd be sorting them
> out along with everything else...

Because there is no point in them flying aerial missions; they know any
plane I dead almost as soon as it lifts, so why bother?

Wizard

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:19:14 PM3/25/03
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In article <+2it3pBs...@auvache.force9.co.uk>,
dont...@thecow.me.uk says...

Good point, but JP233s etc are for the smooth concrete runways needed for
fast jets, whereas Herculeseseses can land on much shorter and rougher
strips.

Salad Dodger

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:22:39 PM3/25/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 01:09:00 +0000 (UTC), Wizard
<WorkaholicUNDERSCOREw...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>This time round, I haven't seen or heard much about attacks on airfields,
>or the Iraqui Air force doing very much at all. Are these things just not
>getting coverage? or is our air superiority just persuading the
>opposition not to take off?

'scos the Iraqi Air Force fecked off to Iran in 1991, and the Iranians
refused to give them the planes back afterwards.

steve auvache

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:30:39 PM3/25/03
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Wizard wrote

>In article <+2it3pBs...@auvache.force9.co.uk>,
>dont...@thecow.me.uk says...
>> Wizard wrote
>> >This time round, I haven't seen or heard much about attacks on airfields,
>> >or the Iraqui Air force doing very much at all. Are these things just not
>> >getting coverage? or is our air superiority just persuading the
>> >opposition not to take off?
>>
>> The US need the airfields open so that they can resupply their forward
>> positions in relative safety?
>>
>>
>
>Good point, but JP233s etc are for the smooth concrete runways needed for
>fast jets, whereas Herculeseseses can land on much shorter and rougher
>strips.

I wouldn't have a clue but as far as I can make out the merkins are
doing this thing carefully and trying very hard not to do any damage
over and above that required to defeat the Iraqi military.

I suspect though that the size of the eventual bill for repairs to the
Iraqi civilian infrastructure may have an influence on their strategic
thinking.


--
steve auvache

Wizard

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Mar 25, 2003, 8:50:04 PM3/25/03
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In article <NZWR88B$KQg+...@auvache.force9.co.uk>,
dont...@thecow.me.uk says...

>
> I wouldn't have a clue but as far as I can make out the merkins are
> doing this thing carefully and trying very hard not to do any damage
> over and above that required to defeat the Iraqi military.
>
> I suspect though that the size of the eventual bill for repairs to the
> Iraqi civilian infrastructure may have an influence on their strategic
> thinking.
>


Good point. No sense in smashing up airfields, alienating 'hearts and
minds', and ringing up a big repair bill, if all the dangerous Iraqui a/c
are stuck in Iran anyway.

Ben Blaney

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Mar 26, 2003, 12:27:26 AM3/26/03
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Salad Dodger wrote:

>As Champ will attest, a long trip on the Wing is almost impossible to
>endure whilst awake.

Did you crash a lot doing the RBR, then?

--
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GSF1200 CBR600 CD200
"We stopped only for fuel"

The Older Gentleman

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Mar 26, 2003, 2:39:40 AM3/26/03
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Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 01:05:53 -0000, Bear
> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <l4v18vc8gd0ld0tin...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
> >wibbled ...
> >
> >> >Interesting that they don't seem to come under the international "mine
> >> >ban" eh?
> >>
> >> The JP.233 submunitions were later banned under the Ottawa Protocol
> >> that bans the use of landmines.
> >
> >Cool.
> >
> >So they can't be deployed and have all been destroyed then?
>
> No.
>
> We sold them to some dodgy bloke.
>
> Middle Eastern in appearance, dodgy 'tache.

Auvache? Lozzo?


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Salad Dodger

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Mar 26, 2003, 3:05:28 AM3/26/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 05:27:26 +0000, Ben Blaney <benb...@ukrm.net>
wrote:

>Salad Dodger wrote:
>
>>As Champ will attest, a long trip on the Wing is almost impossible to
>>endure whilst awake.
>
>Did you crash a lot doing the RBR, then?

There weren't any long trips on that. I only did 700 miles in a day
once.

Ace

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Mar 26, 2003, 3:33:44 AM3/26/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:58:05 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:16:09 +0000, Stan Stannard <st...@ukrm.net>
>wrote:
>
>>>Having stood back and admired the results I hereby decree that the ZZR
>>>shall henceforth be known as 'The Imperial Barge'.
>>
>>Funny, fully bagged up mine brought to mind a Tornado with the big
>>drop tanks on, and a brace of JP233 underneath....
>
>Sorry mate, don't understand your lingo

306b, and it's 'banter', not 'lingo'.

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darsy

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Mar 26, 2003, 3:57:09 AM3/26/03
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On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:58:05 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>Sorry mate, don't understand your lingo

if you're going to make a 306b, at least get it right...

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Simian

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Mar 26, 2003, 4:19:21 AM3/26/03
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Bear :

> In article <MPG.18eb10397...@news.btinternet.com>, Wizard
> wibbled ...
>
>> Good Point Well Made, but then why aren't we bombing their
>> runways/aircraft shelters/aircraft? I'd have thought we'd be sorting them
>> out along with everything else...
>
> Because there is no point in them flying aerial missions; they know any
> plane I dead almost as soon as it lifts, so why bother?
^^^^^^

Heh, looking forward to your operation then?

mups

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Mar 26, 2003, 4:55:55 AM3/26/03
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In article <kld18voao02h6rcj6...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com says...
<SNIP>
> >You don't fancy swapping the rack for a suitable number of beer tokens by
> >any chance?
>
> Certainly.
>
> You going to the BOSM?
>

Cant make it to the BOSM unfortunately due to another pre-arranged
pissup.

Meet somewhere in London?

> There's also a rocker cover gasket, and a Clymer manual if you're
> interested. I'll have a rummage round the garage this weekend.
>
>

The gasket would be good if only to remind me that I *must* do the
valves on it.

How much do you want for them BTW.
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BOTAFOT#128
CBR1000FL The Honda Fatblade

Eddie

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Mar 26, 2003, 5:33:51 AM3/26/03
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Ace wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Mar 2003 18:58:05 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>Sorry mate, don't understand your lingo
>
> 306b, and it's 'banter', not 'lingo'.

Monty Python Pedant Services

Despite popular misconceptions, the phrase "Sorry mate, don't understand
your [lingo|banter]" does not appear in any sketch performed by Monty
Python's Flying Circuseses.

The closest facsimile to the aforementioned expression would be "Sorry
old man, we don't understand your banter."

Therefore, we humbly suggest that the 306b above is not actually a 306b,
but more a pseudo-306b, in that it attempts to allude to the actual
phrase in question whilst not being an exact repitition.

In conclusion: "cabbage crates coming over the briny".

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Ben Blaney

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Mar 26, 2003, 6:15:33 AM3/26/03
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Salad Dodger wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 05:27:26 +0000, Ben Blaney <benb...@ukrm.net>
>wrote:
>
>>Salad Dodger wrote:
>>
>>>As Champ will attest, a long trip on the Wing is almost impossible to
>>>endure whilst awake.
>>
>>Did you crash a lot doing the RBR, then?
>
>There weren't any long trips on that. I only did 700 miles in a day
>once.

Noted.

Bear

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Mar 26, 2003, 7:35:25 AM3/26/03
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In article <v82s4pr...@news.supernews.com>, Simian wibbled ...

> > Because there is no point in them flying aerial missions; they know any
> > plane I dead almost as soon as it lifts, so why bother?
> ^^^^^^
>
> Heh, looking forward to your operation then?

heh

Yeah I'm cool with it now ... just packing and then I'm orf ...

Many thanks to all those who called/SMS with offers of help.

Ace

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Mar 26, 2003, 7:38:37 AM3/26/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 10:33:51 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:

>
>In conclusion: "cabbage crates coming over the briny".

Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it?

Kraggash

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Mar 26, 2003, 8:36:01 AM3/26/03
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On 25 Mar 2003 21:43:15 GMT, wessie <wessie...@ukrm.net> wrote:

>Kraggash <mungmone...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
>news:5mi18vg1efmvrdp90...@4ax.com:
>
>> However nonfango is cheaper and isn
>> some cases (no pun intended) actually looks better on the bike as it
>> is shaped. BTW I bought my kit from Chris des Clayes <waves> whoa
>> helped me fit it (I held the spanners) without his help I would have
>> been knackered 'cos it's a bugger to fit!
>
>ah, that's summat I did not mention - I've fitted GIVI stuff to 4 bikes. On
>each occasion the instructions were clear and everything lined up correctly

To be fair to nonfango, there were no instructions at this point, so I
cannot testify as to the calrity of them!
--
Kraggash

Infamy, infamy .......

Eddie

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Mar 26, 2003, 9:34:42 AM3/26/03
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Ace wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 10:33:51 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>
>>In conclusion: "cabbage crates coming over the briny".
>
> Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it?

Ah, and there we have it. A genuine 306b.

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Heathen

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Mar 26, 2003, 5:37:10 PM3/26/03
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On or around 25 Mar 2003 21:43:15 GMT, wessie <wessie...@ukrm.net>
had the irrepressible urge to announce to the world:

>Kraggash <mungmone...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
>news:5mi18vg1efmvrdp90...@4ax.com:
>
>> However nonfango is cheaper and isn
>> some cases (no pun intended) actually looks better on the bike as it
>> is shaped. BTW I bought my kit from Chris des Clayes <waves> whoa
>> helped me fit it (I held the spanners) without his help I would have
>> been knackered 'cos it's a bugger to fit!
>
>ah, that's summat I did not mention - I've fitted GIVI stuff to 4 bikes. On
>each occasion the instructions were clear and everything lined up correctly
>

Seconded. I fitted a Givi Wingrack to the VFR. It was easy. If I were
doing it again I'd make sure I used Loctite on all the bolts as one or
two dropped out over the next few weeks. Seconded also the comments
about the sturdiness of the Givi kit. BUT .. I find the handles on the
boxes less than ergonomic.

--
Heathen, VFR800
BOTAFOT#123, DIAABTCOD#23
Xenophobe.

Salad Dodger

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Mar 26, 2003, 9:03:05 PM3/26/03
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On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 09:55:55 -0000, mups <mu...@chrisNOTREALADDR.com>
wrote:

>In article <kld18voao02h6rcj6...@4ax.com>, Salad Dodger
>spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com says...
><SNIP>
>> >You don't fancy swapping the rack for a suitable number of beer tokens by
>> >any chance?
>>
>> Certainly.

>Meet somewhere in London?

Weggy's 'sposed to be organising a City beer soon(ish).


>
>> There's also a rocker cover gasket, and a Clymer manual if you're
>> interested. I'll have a rummage round the garage this weekend.
>
>The gasket would be good if only to remind me that I *must* do the
>valves on it.
>
>How much do you want for them BTW.

Gawd knows.

Wait until I see what I've got, and what nick it's in.

Lozzo

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Mar 27, 2003, 12:37:25 PM3/27/03
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The Older Gentleman fascinated us all by saying...
> Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:

> > We sold them to some dodgy bloke.
> >
> > Middle Eastern in appearance, dodgy 'tache.
>
> Auvache? Lozzo?

I checked in my toolbox, no sign of them. Someone must have nicked them
at Pixiefest.

Now who was it who slept in the garage?

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steve auvache

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Lozzo wrote

> The Older Gentleman fascinated us all by saying...
>> Salad Dodger <spam&salad....@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>
>> > We sold them to some dodgy bloke.
>> >
>> > Middle Eastern in appearance, dodgy 'tache.
>>
>> Auvache? Lozzo?
>
>I checked in my toolbox, no sign of them. Someone must have nicked them
>at Pixiefest.
>
>Now who was it who slept in the garage?

I could easily have slept in a garage but if I did it wasn't that one at
that time. I am innocent so it must be some other dodgy 'tached dark
haired (once in my yoof) extraordinarily handsome if slightly damaged
bloke.

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steve auvache

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