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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 6:35:43 AM1/6/09
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uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel

discuss.

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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 6:41:05 AM1/6/09
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On Jan 6, 11:38 am, des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
> In article
> <615b7b04-7add-46d2-93d0-5763b4671...@g1g2000pra.googlegroups.com>,
>
> darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
> > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>
> > discuss.
>
> Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...

post editing is only "OK" when it's funny.

I've nothing against Israel or the Jews (though AFAIK I don't know
many) but I'm just really bored reading countless threads where the
subject comes up[1].

[1] and I do think quite often it happens because people are trying to
goad you in some pointless way.

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Charlie

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> uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel
>
> discuss.

Subscription by invitation only?


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ogden

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Cane wrote:

> des wrote:
>
> > > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
> > >
> > > discuss.
> >
> > Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>
> Please don't taking this as an invitation to cut and paste volumes of
> 'facts' but it's the whole playing the 'anti-Semitism' card which makes
> it impossible to debate this in the same way that "YOU'RE RACIST"
> knocks other discussions on the head.

You're only saying that because you hate black people.

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ginge

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:08:15 AM1/6/09
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On 6 Jan 2009 11:59:22 GMT, "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:

>ogden wrote:
>
>> > > > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>> > > >
>> > > > discuss.
>> > >
>> > > Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>> >
>> > Please don't taking this as an invitation to cut and paste volumes
>> > of 'facts' but it's the whole playing the 'anti-Semitism' card
>> > which makes it impossible to debate this in the same way that
>> > "YOU'RE RACIST" knocks other discussions on the head.
>>
>> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
>

>..and spastics.

Spastist!

darsy

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On Jan 6, 11:52 am, "Cane" <caneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
> darsy wrote:
> > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel
>
> Is your bike on the road ATM?

Is this a trick question?

<fx: answers guardedly>

No, it's on my patio.

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Charlie

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:13:31 AM1/6/09
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"Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> ogden wrote:
>
>> > > > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>> > > >
>> > > > discuss.
>> > >
>> > > Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>> >
>> > Please don't taking this as an invitation to cut and paste volumes
>> > of 'facts' but it's the whole playing the 'anti-Semitism' card
>> > which makes it impossible to debate this in the same way that
>> > "YOU'RE RACIST" knocks other discussions on the head.
>>
>> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
>
> ..and spastics.

Years ago, I worked with a bloke who'd been at Smith Brothers in the old
days, when it was a very Jewish firm. One of the Lederman brothers called
him into his office, to ask about complaints that he'd been telling
anti-Semitic jokes on the Stock Exchange floor (which shows how long ago
this was!).
"Yes, sure, I tell anti-Semitic jokes. I can't stand the Yids."
"Gasp."
"Yes, I hate 'em. Mind you, I hate the French too, and the Germans. Yanks
are no better. I don't like the Dagoes, the Wops, the coons, the slants or
the Indians. Jocks are awful, as are the Taffs and the Micks. Northerners
are ghastly. I hate the Australians AND the Kiwis. <snip much more of the
same> In fact, let's face it, I hate EVERYbody."
They then both laughed their socks off and went to the pub.


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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:25:26 AM1/6/09
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On Jan 6, 12:21 pm, "Cane" <caneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
> darsy wrote:
> > > Is your bike on the road ATM?
>
> > Is this a trick question?
>
> Sort of, it's on topic.

>
> > <fx: answers guardedly>
>
> > No, it's on my patio.
>
> Nothing puzzles a UKRMer more than a motorcycle related post :-)

actually, it needs a new rear tyre (as in, it's punctured, not worn).

I bought some cut-slicks for it in the summer, but the two nearby
places that do motorcycle tyre fitting told me that they no longer do
a remove, fit tyre, refit wheel service, and only fit tyres to loose
wheels. So I need to find some time over the next month or so to work
out how to get the wheels off the thing.

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Beav

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:27:24 AM1/6/09
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"des" <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote in message
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> In article
> <3df9c278-ca08-41a9...@k36g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,

> darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On Jan 6, 11:38 am, des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>> > In article
>> > <615b7b04-7add-46d2-93d0-5763b4671...@g1g2000pra.googlegroups.com>,
>> >
>> > darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>> > > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>> >
>> > > discuss.
>> >
>> > Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>>
>> post editing is only "OK" when it's funny.
>>
>> I've nothing against Israel or the Jews (though AFAIK I don't know
>> many) but I'm just really bored reading countless threads where the
>> subject comes up[1].
>
> FWIW, unlike a lot of posters here, you've never demonstrated anything
> that comes even close to anti-Semitism (IMO).

>
>> [1] and I do think quite often it happens because people are trying to
>> goad you in some pointless way.
>
> *shrug*
>
> I like a good scrap [1]. And I have Right on my side.


"Well I can't think for you, you'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot had God on his side"[1]

EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
they're on.


[1] Written by a Jew, not me.


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Scraggy

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:24:40 AM1/6/09
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Krusty wrote:
> darsy wrote:
>
>> uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel
>>
>> discuss.
>
> I've just launched my vote - you should get it in a couple of minutes.

That made oi larf.

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members. Groucho Marx


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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:31:26 AM1/6/09
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> Spanner.

cheeky cunt. Oh, right...

I'd prefer to find somewhere that still offers a ride-in-ride-out
service, to be honest (the rear will hold air for 45 minutes or so).

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:38:35 AM1/6/09
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Beav wrote:
>
> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
> they're on.

What about if you're sat on the fence watching?

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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:45:05 AM1/6/09
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> http://www.motorcycletyresuk.com/workshop.htm

cheers - that's a little on the far side, but do-able.

> Round the back of the tattoo and piercing place in Romford.

did you find the tyre place when you were getting a tattoo, or vice
versa?

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ogden

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:51:47 AM1/6/09
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Either of the following should do:

FWR, Kennington
Essential Rubber, Dalston

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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 7:53:05 AM1/6/09
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ta.

I did also look at the mobile fitting services, but they're
horrendously expensive, like £100-£120 just to do the fitting.

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ogden

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FWR are £7.50 a wheel, iirc (free for loose wheels). Opinion is divided
as to whether they're any good but I've used them for several years and
never had any trouble.

Never used Essential but heard good things about them.

Jim

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Jan 6, 2009, 8:10:50 AM1/6/09
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In article <6sh2a3F...@mid.individual.net>,

Cane <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > Round the back of the tattoo and piercing place in Romford.
>>
>> did you find the tyre place when you were getting a tattoo, or vice
>> versa?
>
>Both myself and the old man have used them for years and watched with
>growing interest and the longer serving members of staff have gradually
>gained more ink and body bling. I suppose they get bored in their break.

Is it sponsored thread drift week or something?

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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Jan 6, 2009, 8:27:20 AM1/6/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> saying
something like:

>uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel
>
>discuss.

Have A Minute, Arranging Sights.

Steve Parry

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Jan 6, 2009, 8:35:53 AM1/6/09
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"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Jan 6, 11:38 am, des <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote:
>> In article
>> <615b7b04-7add-46d2-93d0-5763b4671...@g1g2000pra.googlegroups.com>,
>>
>> darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>> > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>>
>> > discuss.
>>
>> Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>
> post editing is only "OK" when it's funny.
>
> I've nothing against Israel or the Jews (though AFAIK I don't know
> many) but I'm just really bored reading countless threads where the
> subject comes up[1].

AO - FUCKIN - L

>
> [1] and I do think quite often it happens because people are trying to
> goad you in some pointless way.
>

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95 BMW F650, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
07 VW Passat SE Estate for comfort
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Jan 6, 2009, 8:46:53 AM1/6/09
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> Beav wrote:
>
>> >>> > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>> > > >
>> >>> > discuss.
>> > > >
>> >>> Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>> > >
>> > > post editing is only "OK" when it's funny.
>> > >
>> > > I've nothing against Israel or the Jews (though AFAIK I don't know
>> > > many) but I'm just really bored reading countless threads where
>> > > the subject comes up[1].
>> >
>> > FWIW, unlike a lot of posters here, you've never demonstrated
>> > anything that comes even close to anti-Semitism (IMO).
>> >
>> > > [1] and I do think quite often it happens because people are
>> > > trying to goad you in some pointless way.
>> >
>> > *shrug*
>> >
>> > I like a good scrap [1]. And I have Right on my side.
>>
>>
>> "Well I can't think for you, you'll have to decide
>> Whether Judas Iscariot had God on his side"[1]
>>
>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which
>> side they're on.
>

> Hitler included.
>

UKTV History was on this morning, I'd never realised the Stern Gang had
tried to collaborate with the Nazi's against the UK.

From what I can see extreme Zionism is just as unpalatable as extreme Islam
.... and of course like all extremists they're sure God is on their side.
Just one of the reasons I HATE religion and any form of "faith".

Steve Parry

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Jan 6, 2009, 8:48:55 AM1/6/09
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> Beav wrote:
>>
>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>> they're on.
>
> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>

Then both sides hate you 'cos you're perceived as the friend of the other,
on the principle you won't agree with their particular standpoint. Pretty
much the same as being involved in a family dispute :)

Steve Parry

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Jan 6, 2009, 8:50:29 AM1/6/09
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"Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> ogden wrote:
>
>> > > > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>> > > >
>> > > > discuss.
>> > >
>> > > Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>> >

>> > Please don't taking this as an invitation to cut and paste volumes
>> > of 'facts' but it's the whole playing the 'anti-Semitism' card
>> > which makes it impossible to debate this in the same way that
>> > "YOU'RE RACIST" knocks other discussions on the head.
>>
>> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
>
> ..and spastics.
>

I have a badge here somewhere that reads "I'm not a racist, I hate everyone"

Steve Parry

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Scopist?

Buzby

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Jan 6, 2009, 8:52:10 AM1/6/09
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Cane wrote:

> Beav wrote:
>
> > >>> > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
> > > > >
> > >>> > discuss.
> > > > >
> > >>> Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
> > > >
> > > > post editing is only "OK" when it's funny.
> > > >
> > > > I've nothing against Israel or the Jews (though AFAIK I don't
> > > > know many) but I'm just really bored reading countless threads
> > > > where the subject comes up[1].
> > >
> > > FWIW, unlike a lot of posters here, you've never demonstrated
> > > anything that comes even close to anti-Semitism (IMO).
> > >
> > > > [1] and I do think quite often it happens because people are
> > > > trying to goad you in some pointless way.
> > >

> > > shrug


> > >
> > > I like a good scrap [1]. And I have Right on my side.
> >
> >
> > "Well I can't think for you, you'll have to decide
> > Whether Judas Iscariot had God on his side"[1]
> >
> > EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which
> > side they're on.
>

> Hitler included.

Which according to a very good mate[1] of mine didn't do very well as
he'd missed one - his mother in law [2], who promptly sent him a
solicitors letter as she took great exception to this. This was
promptly framed and put up in the office.

1 - he's jewish
2 - a really poisonous old bat

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Buzby
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"

YTC#1

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Jan 6, 2009, 9:04:20 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:

> Beav wrote:
>>
>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>> they're on.
>
> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?

Then *you* are god

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Jan 6, 2009, 9:01:40 AM1/6/09
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In the referenced article, "Steve Parry" <k100rs_199...@hotmail.com> writes:

>UKTV History was on this morning, I'd never realised the Stern Gang
>had tried to collaborate with the Nazi's against the UK.

Apparently, that's quite common knowledge in Israel; it's only in the
rest of the world that saying it will get you called an anti-Semite.
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Eddie

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YTC#1 wrote:
> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>
>> Beav wrote:
>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>>> they're on.
>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>
> Then *you* are god

Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?

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Jim

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Jan 6, 2009, 9:35:39 AM1/6/09
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In article <sa6c36-...@deguello.org>, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>YTC#1 wrote:
>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>> Beav wrote:
>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>>>> they're on.
>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>
>> Then *you* are god
>
>Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?

No, but you have to learn to do a human pyramid on the fence, because
there's three of you.

darsy

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On Jan 6, 2:27 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
> YTC#1 wrote:
> > On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>
> >> Beav wrote:
> >>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
> >>> they're on.
> >> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>
> > Then *you* are god
>
> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?

yeah, but you can only use your powers for good.

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:08:29 AM1/6/09
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Whose good?

Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:09:09 AM1/6/09
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Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?

MikeH

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:15:57 AM1/6/09
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Eddie wrote:
> YTC#1 wrote:
>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>
>>> Beav wrote:
>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which
>>>> side they're on.
>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>
>> Then *you* are god
>
> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?

No. You have to learn a strange walk.

--
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GSX750F

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darsy

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:28:55 AM1/6/09
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On Jan 6, 3:08 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
> darsy wrote:
> > On Jan 6, 2:27 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
> >> YTC#1 wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
> >>>> Beav wrote:
> >>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
> >>>>> they're on.
> >>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
> >>> Then *you* are god
> >> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>
> > yeah, but you can only use your powers for good.
>
> Whose good?

everyone's.

But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:36:16 AM1/6/09
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MikeH wrote:
> Eddie wrote:

>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>
>>> Then *you* are god
>>
>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>
> No. You have to learn a strange walk.

I thought that was Egyptians.

Champ

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:40:55 AM1/6/09
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On 6 Jan 2009 11:59:22 GMT, "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:

>ogden wrote:
>
>> > > > uk.rec.motorcycles.no.anti-Semitism
>> > > >
>> > > > discuss.
>> > >
>> > > Gandhi's quotation comes to mind ...
>> >

>> > Please don't taking this as an invitation to cut and paste volumes
>> > of 'facts' but it's the whole playing the 'anti-Semitism' card
>> > which makes it impossible to debate this in the same way that
>> > "YOU'RE RACIST" knocks other discussions on the head.
>>
>> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
>
>..and spastics.

<sniff> ...and I thought you were my mate!
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Eddie

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Oh. So there is no fence?

Wicked Uncle Nigel

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:47:32 AM1/6/09
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie
<ed...@deguello.org> typed

>darsy wrote:
>> On Jan 6, 3:08 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>> darsy wrote:
>>>> On Jan 6, 2:27 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>>>>>> Beav wrote:
>>>>>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter
>>>>>>>>which side
>>>>>>>> they're on.
>>>>>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>>>>> Then *you* are god
>>>>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>>>> yeah, but you can only use your powers for good.
>>> Whose good?
>> everyone's.
>> But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.
>
>Oh. So there is no fence?

FFS!

You're God! You want a fence, fucking create one.

What are you going to do? Sit around and hope one evolves?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

It's important is that last ell.

Ace

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:53:33 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:40:55 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:

>darsy wrote:
>> On Jan 6, 3:08 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>> darsy wrote:
>>>> On Jan 6, 2:27 pm, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>>>>>> Beav wrote:
>>>>>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>>>>>>>> they're on.
>>>>>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>>>>> Then *you* are god
>>>>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>>>> yeah, but you can only use your powers for good.
>>> Whose good?
>>
>> everyone's.
>>
>> But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.
>
>Oh. So there is no fence?

There may be a fence, but no sides.

Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:52:42 AM1/6/09
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Krusty wrote:

> Eddie wrote:
>
>> Jim wrote:
>>> In article <sa6c36-...@deguello.org>, Eddie
>> <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>>> Then you are god

>>>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>>> No, but you have to learn to do a human pyramid on the fence,
>>> because there's three of you.
>> Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?
>
> Don't be daft - you don't exist.

So who's typing this, then?

Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:54:04 AM1/6/09
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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie
> <ed...@deguello.org> typed
>> darsy wrote:
>>> But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.
>>
>> Oh. So there is no fence?
>
> FFS!
>
> You're God! You want a fence, fucking create one.

I dunno, sounds like a lot of work.

> What are you going to do? Sit around and hope one evolves?

Don't knock it: it worked for the last guy.

steve auvache

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:49:24 AM1/6/09
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In article <6sh5mdF...@mid.individual.net>, Steve Parry <k100rs_1990
remov...@hotmail.com> writes
>
>
>
>From what I can see extreme is just as unpalatable as extreme...
>and of course like all extremists they're sure God is on their side.
>Just one of the reasons I HATE intolerance

AOL

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Champ

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:58:08 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:52:42 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:

>Krusty wrote:
>> Eddie wrote:
>>
>>> Jim wrote:
>>>> In article <sa6c36-...@deguello.org>, Eddie
>>> <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>>>> Then you are god
>>>>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>>>> No, but you have to learn to do a human pyramid on the fence,
>>>> because there's three of you.
>>> Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?
>>
>> Don't be daft - you don't exist.
>
>So who's typing this, then?

I am.

hth

Ace

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:01:56 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:58:08 +0000, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:52:42 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>
>>Krusty wrote:
>>> Eddie wrote:
>>>
>>>> Jim wrote:
>>>>> In article <sa6c36-...@deguello.org>, Eddie
>>>> <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>>>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>>>>> Then you are god
>>>>>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>>>>> No, but you have to learn to do a human pyramid on the fence,
>>>>> because there's three of you.
>>>> Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?
>>>
>>> Don't be daft - you don't exist.
>>
>>So who's typing this, then?
>
>I am.

You're chanelling EddieGod? Eeew.

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:55:18 AM1/6/09
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That's a bloody useless fence.

steve auvache

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Jan 6, 2009, 10:59:33 AM1/6/09
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In article <6sh2fsF...@mid.individual.net>, Cane
<cane...@gmail.com> writes

>Eddie wrote:
>
>> > EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter
>> > which side they're on.
>>
>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>
>I'm trying to think of the comedian or social commentator hold spoke
>about none of history's demons ever sitting and thinking "shit, I'm the
>bad guy"

If there was an award for Blinding Fucking Obvious Of The Year, this
would be on the short list.

Of course they fucking don't, you don't get to hold the job of Supreme
Emperor for long if whatever you are does not include raging fucking
sociopath.

steve auvache

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:01:45 AM1/6/09
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In article <pan.2009.01.06....@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>, YTC#1
<b...@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk> writes

>On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>
>> Beav wrote:
>>>
>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>>> they're on.
>>
>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>
>Then *you* are god

No, I am god.

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platypus

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:09:55 AM1/6/09
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Eddie wrote:
> MikeH wrote:
>> Eddie wrote:
>>> YTC#1 wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Then *you* are god
>>>
>>> Cool. Do I get powers and stuff?
>>
>> No. You have to learn a strange walk.
>
> I thought that was Egyptians.

Wilson, Keppell and Eddie.

Chris H

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:13:38 AM1/6/09
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steve auvache wrote:
> In article <pan.2009.01.06....@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>,
> YTC#1 <b...@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk> writes
>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>
>>> Beav wrote:
>>>>
>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter
>>>> which side they're on.
>>>
>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>
>> Then *you* are god
>
> No, I am god.

fx<pedant mode>

Correction. You are either *a* god or you are God. Note the capital letter
in the latter. Makes all the difference should you wish to recognise the
existance of other (lesser) gods or lay claim to be *the* God.

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:10:21 AM1/6/09
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Krusty wrote:

> Eddie wrote:
>
>> Krusty wrote:
>>> Eddie wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?
>>> Don't be daft - you don't exist.
>> So who's typing this, then?
>
> Nobody - it's a figment of my imagination.

Champ? Is that you?

Ace

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:15:47 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:55:18 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:

>Ace wrote:
>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:40:55 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>
>>> darsy wrote:
>>>>
>>>> But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.
>>> Oh. So there is no fence?
>>
>> There may be a fence, but no sides.
>
>That's a bloody useless fence.

Not much of a god then, are you?

ginge

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:17:14 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 16:01:45 +0000, steve auvache
<dont...@thecow.me.uk> wrote:

>In article <pan.2009.01.06....@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>, YTC#1
><b...@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk> writes
>>On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>
>>> Beav wrote:
>>>>
>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter which side
>>>> they're on.
>>>
>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>
>>Then *you* are god
>
>No, I am god.

Just pecause people walk past you, shake their heads and say "Oh God!"
that doesn't actually make you god, you know.

Champ

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:18:45 AM1/6/09
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:10:21 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:

>Krusty wrote:
>> Eddie wrote:
>>
>>> Krusty wrote:
>>>> Eddie wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?
>>>> Don't be daft - you don't exist.
>>> So who's typing this, then?
>>

>> Nobody - it's a figmint of my imagination.
>
>Champ? Is that you?

No. I don't much like figs. Quite partial to mints, tho.

Champ

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:21:28 AM1/6/09
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On 6 Jan 2009 16:06:40 GMT, "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Champ wrote:

>> >> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
>> >
>> > ..and spastics.
>>
>> <sniff> ...and I thought you were my mate!
>

>You are... but only to tick the "I'll have you know some of my best
>friends..." etc, box.

OF course. I use you for a similar purpose, when discussing
imperialist capitalist lackey running dogs.

Tosspot

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:30:34 AM1/6/09
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darsy wrote:
> uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel
>
> discuss.

It's getting a bit tedious, but fairly easy to ignore those threads atm.

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:43:55 AM1/6/09
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Ace wrote:
> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:55:18 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>
>> Ace wrote:
>>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:40:55 +0000, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> darsy wrote:
>>>>> But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.
>>>> Oh. So there is no fence?
>>> There may be a fence, but no sides.
>> That's a bloody useless fence.
>
> Not much of a god then, are you?

I think I'm getting the hang of it: how about a fence with only one side?

steve auvache

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:43:20 AM1/6/09
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In article <6she9jF...@mid.individual.net>, Chris H <fazer.1000thous
a...@ntlworld.com> writes

>steve auvache wrote:
>> In article <pan.2009.01.06....@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>,
>> YTC#1 <b...@ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk> writes
>>> On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:38:35 +0000, Eddie wrote:
>>>
>>>> Beav wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> EVERYONE thinks they have God (Right) on their side, no matter
>>>>> which side they're on.
>>>>
>>>> What about if you're sat on the fence watching?
>>>
>>> Then *you* are god
>>
>> No, I am god.
>
>fx<pedant mode>
>
>Correction. You are either *a* god or you are God. Note the capital letter
>in the latter. Makes all the difference should you wish to recognise the
>existance of other (lesser) gods or lay claim to be *the* God.

Well I was rather hoping that any response if indeed there were even to
be any response would be more along the lines of "No I am god and so is
my wife" but since you mention it...

Jim

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Jan 6, 2009, 11:56:11 AM1/6/09
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In article <cbec36-...@deguello.org>, Eddie <ed...@deguello.org> wrote:
>>>>>> But you're God - you get to define what "everyone's good" is.
>>>>> Oh. So there is no fence?
>>>> There may be a fence, but no sides.
>>> That's a bloody useless fence.
>>
>> Not much of a god then, are you?
>
>I think I'm getting the hang of it: how about a fence with only one side?

Paging A. F. Möbius

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Champ

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On 6 Jan 2009 16:42:46 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>> >>>>> Hey, no fair! Surely I get to make the rules?
>> >>>> Don't be daft - you don't exist.
>> >>> So who's typing this, then?
>> >>
>> >> Nobody - it's a figmint of my imagination.
>> >
>> > Champ? Is that you?
>>

>> No. I don't much like figs. Quite partial to a mince, tho.
>
>That'll be yer wonky legs.

Are you kidding? I'd love to be able to mince - I walk like Lurch at
the moment.

(Post editing appears to be rife round here nowadays)

Lozzo

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Jan 6, 2009, 12:13:27 PM1/6/09
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Cane wrote:

> Champ wrote:
>
> > >> >> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
> > >> >
> > >> > ..and spastics.
> > >>
> > >> <sniff> ...and I thought you were my mate!
> > >
> > > You are... but only to tick the "I'll have you know some of my
> > > best friends..." etc, box.
> >
> > OF course. I use you for a similar purpose, when discussing
> > imperialist capitalist lackey running dogs.
>

> I see an opportunity to set up a trading system here. Given the
> diverse nature of the UKRM membership we should be able to cater for
> every eventuality.
>
> "I'll have you know one of my closest friends is a short, Welsh,
> Transexual, Bike Instructing Granny!"

Point of order here; Transsexual has two 's' in it. I think Darsy fell
foul of this mistake with Lisa a few years back

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Fr Jack

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Jan 6, 2009, 12:17:33 PM1/6/09
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"Steve Parry" <k100rs_199...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>
>"ginge" <the.gin...@THISgmail.com> wrote in message

>> Spastist!
>>
>
>Scopist?

Spetsnaz?
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Bereft of style.


Pip

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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:01:56 +0100, Ace <b.ro...@ifrance.com> wrote:

>You're chanelling EddieGod? Eeew.

Hallelujah!

Hail the God Ed!

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Wicked Uncle Nigel

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
<gingerbl...@NOSPAMgmail.com> typed

>On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:01:56 +0100, Ace <b.ro...@ifrance.com> wrote:
>
>>You're chanelling EddieGod? Eeew.
>
>Hallelujah!

Don't you fucking start...

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It's important is that last ell.

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ogden

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Cane wrote:
> Champ wrote:
>
> > >> >> You're only saying that because you hate black people.
> > >> >
> > >> > ..and spastics.
> > >>
> > >> <sniff> ...and I thought you were my mate!
> > >
> > > You are... but only to tick the "I'll have you know some of my best
> > > friends..." etc, box.
> >
> > OF course. I use you for a similar purpose, when discussing
> > imperialist capitalist lackey running dogs.
>
> I see an opportunity to set up a trading system here. Given the diverse
> nature of the UKRM membership we should be able to cater for every
> eventuality.
>
> "I'll have you know one of my closest friends is a short, Welsh,
> Transexual, Bike Instructing Granny!"

"I'll have you know all my friends are cunts."

--
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GSX-R750 K4
RGV250 VJ22

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Eddie

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Jan 6, 2009, 1:18:06 PM1/6/09
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Wahey, a believer! I'm in business!

davethedave

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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:53:05 -0800, darsy wibbled forth:

On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:53:05 -0800, darsy wibbled forth:

> On Jan 6, 12:51 pm, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
>> darsy wrote:
>> > On Jan 6, 12:28 pm, "Cane" <caneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > darsy wrote:
>>
>> > > > actually, it needs a new rear tyre (as in, it's punctured, not
>> > > > worn).
>>
>> > > > I bought some cut-slicks for it in the summer, but the two nearby
>> > > > places that do motorcycle tyre fitting told me that they no
>> > > > longer do a remove, fit tyre, refit wheel service, and only fit
>> > > > tyres to loose wheels. So I need to find some time over the next
>> > > > month or so to work out how to get the wheels off the thing.
>>
>> > > Spanner.
>>
>> > cheeky cunt. Oh, right...
>>
>> > I'd prefer to find somewhere that still offers a ride-in-ride-out
>> > service, to be honest (the rear will hold air for 45 minutes or so).
>>
>> Either of the following should do:
>>
>> FWR, Kennington
>> Essential Rubber, Dalston
>
> ta.
>
> I did also look at the mobile fitting services, but they're horrendously
> expensive, like £100-£120 just to do the fitting.

Are Chas Bikes still going?
Gt Suffolk St. Southwark, Lahndan. They were quite cheap, good, quick,
Slope off at lunch for a new tyre etc. Used them regularly. Good
selection of round black things available.

Sense of humours a bit lacking though. Poor fitter got very upset when I
asked him if he dinged the rims on the CBR6. Swifty crashed it, Stumpy
crashed it, I crashed it 3 times, is there anyone who didn't crash it? Not
a straight panel left on the poor thing[1]. Paint coming off the rims due
to brake fluid in the past. Gaffa tape. Its a wonderful thing.

[1] The small one behind the pillion seat was OK but scratched.
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ogden

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Jan 6, 2009, 2:44:40 PM1/6/09
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davethedave wrote:
> Are Chas Bikes still going?

I hope so. I'm planning to take the RGV there for an MOT next month.

SD

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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:11:43 +0000, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:


>(Post editing appears to be rife round here nowadays)

It's the only way of getting something interesting to read.
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Champ

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Jan 6, 2009, 3:02:50 PM1/6/09
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butbutbut - what about zillaGod?
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To email me, neal at my domain should work.

SD

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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:09:55 GMT, "platypus"
<mono...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Eddie wrote:

>>
>> I thought that was Egyptians.
>
>Wilson, Keppell and Eddie.

Betty, ytc.
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SD

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Jan 6, 2009, 3:05:46 PM1/6/09
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On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 18:11:26 -0000, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:


>"I'll have you know all my friends are cunts."

That's ideal for Facebook's "can you describe your friends in one
sentence?"
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SD

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On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 19:44:40 -0000, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:

>davethedave wrote:
>> Are Chas Bikes still going?
>
>I hope so. I'm planning to take the RGV there for an MOT next month.

They were in December.
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platypus

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Jan 6, 2009, 3:15:27 PM1/6/09
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I know. YTC.

Bear

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Jan 6, 2009, 3:50:15 PM1/6/09
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In article <615b7b04-7add-46d2-93d0-5763b4671ee4
@g1g2000pra.googlegroups.com>, darsy says...
> uk.rec.motorcycles.no.mention.of.Israel
>
> discuss.

Great, agree 100%, except by mentioning that you've fallen into the same
class of twat that wants to post about it in order to goad des into
bleating.

At the end of that round, mr darsy, you have score 3 points out of 10.
--
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Saab Aero Sport
Everything I write is merely my personal opinion - it's not fact unless
I claim it to be, and it's not verified unless I quote a source for it.

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The Older Gentleman

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Bear <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Great, agree 100%, except by mentioning that you've fallen into the same
> class of twat that wants to post about it in order to goad des into
> bleating.

Does he *need* goading?

I've just caught the tail end of some quoted text about some email you
and I are supposed to have sent round, concerning him. Have you any
recollection of it? 'Cos I don't.

Delusion is all.

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