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Turk182
May 22, 2012, 2:10:08 PM5/22/12
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I have not been a rider or long, but I am already suffering with a
negative associated with motorcycling - and it is something I never
envisaged - it ruins the whole experience for me.
I know this may sound quaint and traditional, but I like to ride
within the speed limit! (or rather, AT the speed limit) The trouble
is, that car/vans/trucks and buses don't want me to.
I am constantly attracting vehicles who want to hug my rear end as if
there is a giant magnet pulling us together.
My mind is full of dread. It was only around 2 months ago when a
rider went straight under a car in the Worthing area, and I saw
another accident with an motorcyclist being injured on the A2 last
week.
I know that it is unlikely, but my fear is that, for some reason I
will come off the bike, and that a following vehicle will go straight
over me.
I pull over, I wave them on, I wait till the traffic has past me - but
I WON'T SPEED.
Is it possible to use a motorcycle on British roads without speeding?
Any thoughts please?
Turk182
negative associated with motorcycling - and it is something I never
envisaged - it ruins the whole experience for me.
I know this may sound quaint and traditional, but I like to ride
within the speed limit! (or rather, AT the speed limit) The trouble
is, that car/vans/trucks and buses don't want me to.
I am constantly attracting vehicles who want to hug my rear end as if
there is a giant magnet pulling us together.
My mind is full of dread. It was only around 2 months ago when a
rider went straight under a car in the Worthing area, and I saw
another accident with an motorcyclist being injured on the A2 last
week.
I know that it is unlikely, but my fear is that, for some reason I
will come off the bike, and that a following vehicle will go straight
over me.
I pull over, I wave them on, I wait till the traffic has past me - but
I WON'T SPEED.
Is it possible to use a motorcycle on British roads without speeding?
Any thoughts please?
Turk182
Nige
May 22, 2012, 2:24:10 PM5/22/12
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"Turk182" <digital...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>
> Any thoughts please?
>
Grow some balls or fuck off.
ogden
May 22, 2012, 2:46:17 PM5/22/12
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Turk182 wrote:
>
> Is it possible to use a motorcycle on British roads without speeding?
I have absolutely no idea. I've never tried.
>
> Is it possible to use a motorcycle on British roads without speeding?
--
ogden
KTM990SMT - big orange tractor on stilts
GSXR1000 - lardy old tourer
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TMack
May 22, 2012, 2:54:51 PM5/22/12
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On Tue, 22 May 2012 11:10:08 -0700, Turk182 wrote:
Snip tedious trolling crap
> Any thoughts please?
>
> Turk182
Fuck off back to uk.politics.misc and stop trolling here.
--
Tony
'09 FJR1300, '04 Ducati ST3, '87 TW200,
'94 PC800, OMF#24
Snip tedious trolling crap
> Any thoughts please?
>
> Turk182
Fuck off back to uk.politics.misc and stop trolling here.
--
Tony
'09 FJR1300, '04 Ducati ST3, '87 TW200,
'94 PC800, OMF#24
zymurgy
May 22, 2012, 3:05:27 PM5/22/12
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On May 22, 7:10 pm, Turk182 <digitalradi...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> I I like to ride within the speed limit! (or rather, AT the speed limit) The trouble
ahead of you ?
> My mind is full of dread. It was only around 2 months ago when a
> rider went straight under a car in the Worthing area, and I saw
> another accident with an motorcyclist being injured on the A2 last week.
If you're worried about getting hurt, then biking isn't for you. get a
car.
> I pull over, I wave them on, I wait till the traffic has past me - but
> I WON'T SPEED.
Why not ? sometimes a bit of gas is required to get out of a dangerous
situation.
> Is it possible to use a motorcycle on British roads without speeding?
Yes, but at the danger of getting rear-ended. Why not consider a safer
form of transport,
Paul.
>
> I I like to ride within the speed limit! (or rather, AT the speed limit) The trouble
> is, that car/vans/trucks and buses don't want me to.
> I am constantly attracting vehicles who want to hug my rear end as if
> there is a giant magnet pulling us together.
Why are you concentrating on your mirrors when you should be looking
> I am constantly attracting vehicles who want to hug my rear end as if
> there is a giant magnet pulling us together.
ahead of you ?
> My mind is full of dread. It was only around 2 months ago when a
> rider went straight under a car in the Worthing area, and I saw
> another accident with an motorcyclist being injured on the A2 last week.
car.
> I pull over, I wave them on, I wait till the traffic has past me - but
> I WON'T SPEED.
situation.
> Is it possible to use a motorcycle on British roads without speeding?
form of transport,
Paul.
The Older Gentleman
May 22, 2012, 4:08:12 PM5/22/12
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Ah!
--
Kawasaki GTR1000 Honda CB400 Four Triumph Street Triple
Yamaha Tenere Suzuki GN250, TS250ERx2
So many bikes, so little garage space....
chateau dot murray at idnet dot com
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Kawasaki GTR1000 Honda CB400 Four Triumph Street Triple
Yamaha Tenere Suzuki GN250, TS250ERx2
So many bikes, so little garage space....
chateau dot murray at idnet dot com
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antonye
May 23, 2012, 4:35:40 AM5/23/12
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Turk182 wrote:
>
> I am constantly attracting vehicles who want to hug my rear end as if
> there is a giant magnet pulling us together.
You obviously have a gay motorcycle.
>
> I am constantly attracting vehicles who want to hug my rear end as if
> there is a giant magnet pulling us together.
I suggest you trade it in for one less gay.
HTH.
--
Antony
frag
May 23, 2012, 1:53:51 PM5/23/12
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Turk182 burbled...
Buy any bike without fuel injection.
When some ignorant twat is sniffing your bum(per), flick kill switch
off, blip throttle, turn kill switch back on, all in one quick smooth
movement (i.e. don't blip the throttle and then flick the kill switch
back on 5 seconds later or nowt will happen).
With practise this will result in an enormously loud bang and a flame
about 2~3 feet long coming out of the exhaust straight at the vehicule
behind you.
I (used to) find this quite effective in getting people to back off.
Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
--
frag
When some ignorant twat is sniffing your bum(per), flick kill switch
off, blip throttle, turn kill switch back on, all in one quick smooth
movement (i.e. don't blip the throttle and then flick the kill switch
back on 5 seconds later or nowt will happen).
With practise this will result in an enormously loud bang and a flame
about 2~3 feet long coming out of the exhaust straight at the vehicule
behind you.
I (used to) find this quite effective in getting people to back off.
Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
--
frag
Turk182
May 23, 2012, 4:30:17 PM5/23/12
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On May 22, 7:48 pm, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>
> --
> Krusty
>
> Raptor 1000 MV 750 Senna Fantic Hiro 250
Thanks Krusty. I do a rat run most mornings, and I see ALL the bikers
driving well over the speed limits (although this in iteslf doesn't
amount to dangerous driving) and I see many others who ARE quite
simply reckless beyond belief - not surprisingly earning the name
"organ doners", who leave no room for human error and placing sheer
trust in the hope that someone else will get them out of trouble if
things turn bad.
I appreciate that many other road users also drive recklessly, but of
course, a biker has far more to lose even in a minor prang.
I was interested to know if bikers in general have come to the
conclusion that it is dangerous to drive within the limits, because of
tail-gateing white van men etc. If this is so, then it's about time
the government did a little more to educate the masses about the
danger they put a biker in when they follow him/her so closely.
If we assume that motorcycling is for people who enjoy skilled safe
driving within the law, as well as people who like to test their
limits (as if they are at the fun fair), then more should be done to
accomodate the former.
The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
Turk182
> Turk182 wrote:
> > I know this may sound quaint and traditional, but I like to ride
> > within the speed limit!
>
> Serious question - why?
> > I know this may sound quaint and traditional, but I like to ride
> > within the speed limit!
>
>
> --
> Krusty
>
> Raptor 1000 MV 750 Senna Fantic Hiro 250
Thanks Krusty. I do a rat run most mornings, and I see ALL the bikers
driving well over the speed limits (although this in iteslf doesn't
amount to dangerous driving) and I see many others who ARE quite
simply reckless beyond belief - not surprisingly earning the name
"organ doners", who leave no room for human error and placing sheer
trust in the hope that someone else will get them out of trouble if
things turn bad.
I appreciate that many other road users also drive recklessly, but of
course, a biker has far more to lose even in a minor prang.
I was interested to know if bikers in general have come to the
conclusion that it is dangerous to drive within the limits, because of
tail-gateing white van men etc. If this is so, then it's about time
the government did a little more to educate the masses about the
danger they put a biker in when they follow him/her so closely.
If we assume that motorcycling is for people who enjoy skilled safe
driving within the law, as well as people who like to test their
limits (as if they are at the fun fair), then more should be done to
accomodate the former.
The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
Turk182
Champ
May 24, 2012, 2:50:14 AM5/24/12
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On Wed, 23 May 2012 13:30:17 -0700 (PDT), Turk182
<digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>I do a rat run most mornings, and I see ALL the bikers
>driving well over the speed limits (although this in iteslf doesn't
>amount to dangerous driving) and I see many others who ARE quite
>simply reckless beyond belief - not surprisingly earning the name
>"organ doners", who leave no room for human error and placing sheer
>trust in the hope that someone else will get them out of trouble if
>things turn bad.
This may be your genuine perception. It is, however, wrong.
<digital...@aol.com> wrote:
>I do a rat run most mornings, and I see ALL the bikers
>driving well over the speed limits (although this in iteslf doesn't
>amount to dangerous driving) and I see many others who ARE quite
>simply reckless beyond belief - not surprisingly earning the name
>"organ doners", who leave no room for human error and placing sheer
>trust in the hope that someone else will get them out of trouble if
>things turn bad.
--
Champ
We declare that the splendour of the world has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed.
ZX10R | Hayabusa | GPz750turbo
neal at champ dot org dot uk
Thomas
May 24, 2012, 4:23:25 AM5/24/12
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On Wed, 23 May 2012 13:30:17 -0700, Turk182 <digital...@aol.com> wrote:
> The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
> lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
> am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
> replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
> testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
> said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
> opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
> totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
> their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
> that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
I'll give it a 5. Maybe I'm too generous, but it was a creative use of
> The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
> lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
> am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
> replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
> testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
> said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
> opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
> totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
> their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
> that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
language, if a bit obvious.
ogden
May 24, 2012, 4:24:55 AM5/24/12
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make sense. Though I'll concede it'd probably work better in green MS
Comic Sans.
--
ogden / GSXR1000 / 990SMT
"Some of the gear, most of the time"
Salad Dodger
May 24, 2012, 4:35:33 AM5/24/12
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--
GL1500SEV; CB1300SA8; CBX1000Z
Previously ...
GL1800A6; CBR1100XX-X; CBR1000FL; GPz750R;
Z650C2; Z750E1; KH500A8; KH250B3; TS250c;
TS185c.
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Nige
May 24, 2012, 8:56:54 AM5/24/12
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Knobhead
Knobhead
Nige
May 24, 2012, 8:59:38 AM5/24/12
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fucking christ it was loud.
Donnie
May 24, 2012, 4:39:04 AM5/24/12
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Turk182 wrote:
>
> The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
> lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
> am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
> replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
> testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
> said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
> opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
> totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
> their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
> that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
>
>
> The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
> lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
> am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
> replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
> testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
> said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
> opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
> totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
> their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
> that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
>
This may be your genuine perception. It is, however, wrong.
--
Donnie
--
Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Honda CB500R "She will live again!"
Salad Dodger
May 24, 2012, 4:12:21 PM5/24/12
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"Nige" <n...@btinternet.com> wrote:
> <KSBs>
stand ...
--
SD
> <KSBs>
>
> Quite simply the best bike for this was a st-1100 pan european, jesus
> fucking christ it was loud.
The defence would like to call Wuncle Nigel and Tim the Navigator to the
> Quite simply the best bike for this was a st-1100 pan european, jesus
> fucking christ it was loud.
stand ...
--
SD
Nige
May 24, 2012, 5:28:08 PM5/24/12
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PipL
May 24, 2012, 5:35:20 PM5/24/12
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On Wed, 23 May 2012 18:53:51 +0100, frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
[of KSBs]
wanted to isolate, so I filcked off the kill switch while entering a 30 limit
and got quite a shock when it backfired when I turned the ignition back on.
--
Pip
[of KSBs]
>Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
I dunno: I did manage one on my TL accidentally. I had an odd noise that I
wanted to isolate, so I filcked off the kill switch while entering a 30 limit
and got quite a shock when it backfired when I turned the ignition back on.
--
Pip
Wicked Uncle Nigel
May 24, 2012, 5:46:56 PM5/24/12
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
<addre...@invalid.invalid> typed
I swear by Almighty Dog to tell the truth. the whole truth and nothing
but the truth.
I have seen the effect of a GL1500 KSB. I have heard the effect of a
GL1500 KSB. I have *felt* the effect of a GL1500 KSB.
It is loud. Very loud. And the flames are a most attractive shade of
blue. And long. Very, very long.
Mrs WUN has dealt with the aftermath of the effect of a GL1500 KSB. She
refused to wash them and threw them away.
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"
Contains moderate bullshit and simulated opinions.
<addre...@invalid.invalid> typed
but the truth.
I have seen the effect of a GL1500 KSB. I have heard the effect of a
GL1500 KSB. I have *felt* the effect of a GL1500 KSB.
It is loud. Very loud. And the flames are a most attractive shade of
blue. And long. Very, very long.
Mrs WUN has dealt with the aftermath of the effect of a GL1500 KSB. She
refused to wash them and threw them away.
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"
Contains moderate bullshit and simulated opinions.
wessie
May 24, 2012, 5:48:01 PM5/24/12
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ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote in
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I'm intrigued by the "organ doner". It sounds like something you would
buy on the way home from a beer festival.
news:MPG.2a2800a6c...@news.eternal-september.org:
buy on the way home from a beer festival.
ogden
May 24, 2012, 5:51:19 PM5/24/12
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> On Wed, 23 May 2012 18:53:51 +0100, frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> [of KSBs]
> >Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
My gixer will do them reliably without even hitting the killswitch. I
> [of KSBs]
> >Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
just have to.hold an even throttle for a bit and then shut off.
The SMT's done it once too.
--
ogden on tour
Fraser Johnston
May 24, 2012, 10:53:31 PM5/24/12
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--
Fraser
frag
May 25, 2012, 1:54:12 AM5/25/12
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The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
but it's far from offensive.
--
frag
The Older Gentleman
May 25, 2012, 2:07:03 AM5/25/12
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frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> but it's far from offensive.
I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
> The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> but it's far from offensive.
ogden
May 25, 2012, 3:53:45 AM5/25/12
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frag wrote:
>
> ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 23 May 2012 18:53:51 +0100, frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> >> [of KSBs]
> >>> Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
> >
> > My gixer will do them reliably without even hitting the killswitch. I
> > just have to.hold an even throttle for a bit and then shut off.
> >
> > The SMT's done it once too.
>
> Are they little pops and bangs or huge KSBs?
Proper backfires.
>
> ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 23 May 2012 18:53:51 +0100, frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> >> [of KSBs]
> >>> Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
> >
> > My gixer will do them reliably without even hitting the killswitch. I
> > just have to.hold an even throttle for a bit and then shut off.
> >
> > The SMT's done it once too.
>
> Are they little pops and bangs or huge KSBs?
The Duke woulod pop and bang on the overrun at 4k, but the gixer would
have the average ex-squaddie diving for a foxhole.
ogden
May 25, 2012, 3:54:05 AM5/25/12
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The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
> frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> > but it's far from offensive.
>
> I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
>
> frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> > but it's far from offensive.
>
> I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
the Duke.
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Nige
May 25, 2012, 4:12:22 AM5/25/12
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>
>>
>> I'm intrigued by the "organ doner". It sounds like something you would
>> buy on the way home from a beer festival.
>
> Or a brilliant song by DJ Shadow.
High Noon is so much better...
>>
>> I'm intrigued by the "organ doner". It sounds like something you would
>> buy on the way home from a beer festival.
>
> Or a brilliant song by DJ Shadow.
PipL
May 25, 2012, 2:36:06 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 05:54:12 +0000 (UTC), frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
>The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
>but it's far from offensive.
My Guzzi 1200 does that, too.
>The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
>but it's far from offensive.
--
Pip
The Older Gentleman
May 25, 2012, 2:43:59 PM5/25/12
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ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> > > but it's far from offensive.
> >
> > I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
>
> Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
> the Duke.
A crackle is nice, but the Ten's sound is more of a sort of pop-spit.
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> > > but it's far from offensive.
> >
> > I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
>
> Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
> the Duke.
Nowhere near as aurally pleasant.
Nige
May 25, 2012, 2:49:13 PM5/25/12
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"The Older Gentleman" <totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
>
>> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>> >
>> > frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> > > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high
>> > > revs
>> > > but it's far from offensive.
>> >
>> > I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
>>
>> Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
>> the Duke.
>
> A crackle is nice, but the Ten's sound is more of a sort of pop-spit.
> Nowhere near as aurally pleasant.
>
The Sprint ST has a race can on, it's pop, cracked & banged a cracker.
>
>> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>> >
>> > frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> > > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high
>> > > revs
>> > > but it's far from offensive.
>> >
>> > I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
>>
>> Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
>> the Duke.
>
> A crackle is nice, but the Ten's sound is more of a sort of pop-spit.
> Nowhere near as aurally pleasant.
>
Cant wait to get the fukcer going again....
zymurgy
May 25, 2012, 2:48:05 PM5/25/12
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On May 24, 9:35 am, Salad Dodger <salad.dod...@idnet.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 24 May 2012 09:24:55 +0100, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
> >Thomas wrote:
>
> On Thu, 24 May 2012 09:24:55 +0100, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
> >Thomas wrote:
>
> >> On Wed, 23 May 2012 13:30:17 -0700, Turk182 <digitalradi...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >> > The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
> >> > lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
> >> > am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
> >> > replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
> >> > testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
> >> > said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
> >> > opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
> >> > totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
> >> > their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
> >> > that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
>
> >> I'll give it a 5. Maybe I'm too generous, but it was a creative use of
> >> language, if a bit obvious.
>
> >I wouldn't go much above a 3, bits of it ("bendy bikes"?) didn't even
> >make sense. Though I'll concede it'd probably work better in green MS
> >Comic Sans.
>
> ukrm equivalent of a poe.
Don't Egdar him on ..
>
> >> > The abusive posters in this thread are mostly cross dressing, hair
> >> > lipped, acne infested, turd arses and given their low intelligence, I
> >> > am surprised they don't fix baby stabilisers to their penis
> >> > replacement bendy bikes to keep themselves upright so their sweaty
> >> > testicles don't get mangled when they fall off their phallus. Having
> >> > said that, many are devout religious people with really well formed
> >> > opinions - not all of them are having sex with farm animals. I
> >> > totally respect their honest thoughts - much of which is emulated in
> >> > their self-sabotaging, ignorant riding style. We must not forget,
> >> > that some of them even managed to get insurance xx
>
> >> I'll give it a 5. Maybe I'm too generous, but it was a creative use of
> >> language, if a bit obvious.
>
> >I wouldn't go much above a 3, bits of it ("bendy bikes"?) didn't even
> >make sense. Though I'll concede it'd probably work better in green MS
> >Comic Sans.
>
> ukrm equivalent of a poe.
Paul.
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I like the way the Ten pops to itself.
Attracts attention to the bike but not in a bad way.
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>
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> > > but it's far from offensive.
> >
> > I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
>
> Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
> the Duke.
<ding>
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > frag <ne...@ukrm.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > > The Tenere pops and bangs to itself when you slow down from med/high revs
> > > but it's far from offensive.
> >
> > I've noticed that. Worse when the engine's cold.
>
> Worse? The crackle on the overrun was my single favourite thing about
> the Duke.
I like the way the Ten pops to itself.
Attracts attention to the bike but not in a bad way.
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frag
May 25, 2012, 5:27:38 PM5/25/12
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One of the things I miss about the 9R.
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>
> > >> [of KSBs]
> > >>> Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
> > >
> > > My gixer will do them reliably without even hitting the killswitch. I
> > > just have to.hold an even throttle for a bit and then shut off.
> > >
> > > The SMT's done it once too.
> >
> > Are they little pops and bangs or huge KSBs?
>
> Proper backfires.
>
> The Duke woulod pop and bang on the overrun at 4k, but the gixer would
> have the average ex-squaddie diving for a foxhole.
Nice!
> > >> [of KSBs]
> > >>> Doesn't work with fuel injected bikes sadly.
> > >
> > > My gixer will do them reliably without even hitting the killswitch. I
> > > just have to.hold an even throttle for a bit and then shut off.
> > >
> > > The SMT's done it once too.
> >
> > Are they little pops and bangs or huge KSBs?
>
> Proper backfires.
>
> The Duke woulod pop and bang on the overrun at 4k, but the gixer would
> have the average ex-squaddie diving for a foxhole.
One of the things I miss about the 9R.
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