New Year's Resolutions
The Older Gentleman
1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
And you?
--
BMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XTZ660 Tenere Honda CB400F SH50
If you don't know what you're doing, don't do it. Workshop manual?
Buy one instead of asking where the free PDFs are
chateau dot murray at idnet dot com
Cab
> On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 08:44:24 +0000 in uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older
> Gentleman says:
>
>>OK:
>>
>>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>
>>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>
>
> 2) 1 should result in a smaller me
>
On a common theme, I need to lose a few Kg too.
--
Cab :^) - I'm from lots of different places
Z1000ABS : http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm (just for WUN)
The ALL NEW ukrm website : http://www.ukrm.info
email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org
Catman
> OK:
>
> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
> And you?
>
>
Get my wight nailed.
Sort my career.
Happy New year
--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
Speedgazebo
wrote:
> OK:
>
> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
> And you?
>
1. Sell my house
2. Buy an SL125
3. Lose some weight
--
Speedgazebo
BGN
Older Gentleman) wrote:
>OK:
>
>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
>And you?
Slightly different from last year for me:
1680x1050
--
-- Nick ICQ: 9235201 EMAIL & MSN: nickm...@spamcop.net
-- Triumph Tiger 955i -- http://www.bgn.me.uk - Touché -
-- LOTR#4 SKOGA#8 DS#7 BOTAFOT#159 BOTM#2 FBOTY#06 PM#11
Eiron
> On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 08:44:24 +0000, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
> Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
>> OK:
>>
>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>
>> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>
>> And you?
>
> Slightly different from last year for me:
>
> 1680x1050
You measure it in units of 0.1mm?
--
Eiron.
The Older Gentleman
YTC#1
> OK:
>
> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
> And you?
>
>
Don't do 'em anymore.
--
Pull eyes to email
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<cat...@rustcuore-sportivo.co.uk> typed
>The Older Gentleman wrote:
>> OK:
>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>> And you?
>>
>
>Get my wight nailed.
Bell, book and candle.
It's the only way to be sure.
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"
The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
YTC#1
> In article <1isuw49.b5bzfk1xp3j0lN%totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk>,
> totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
>> OK:
>>
>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>
>> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>
>> And you?
>
> 1. be living in Israel before the end of the year
>
Please try and find a place in range of Hamas
Champ
Older Gentleman) wrote:
>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900
>
>And you?
1. Get my fitness back
2. If #1 goes well - ride the Manx End-to-End MTB race in September
3. Avoid getting made redundant [1]
4. Assuming #3 - buy a Porsche 911 (996)
5. Get KwackZilla back from IoM, pinch good bits off it (Ohlins rear,
uprated forks, 190+bhp engine) for road bike, and sell all the left
over bits at a profit.
That'll do for now.
[1] no sniff of it, but you never know, eh.
--
Champ
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken)
neal at champ dot org dot uk
BGN
>> > 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>> >
>> > 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>> >
>> > And you?
>>
>> Slightly different from last year for me:
>>
>> 1680x1050
>
>Didn't you post the same gag, albeit a different size, last year?
That's why I started it with "Slightly different from last year for
me" See?
Colin Irvine
Quite. "As ye sow, so shall ye reap!"
Actually, that's New Testament, so it may not apply to him.
--
Colin Irvine
ZZR1400 BOF#33 BONY#34 COFF#06 BHaLC#5
http://www.colinandpat.co.uk
Champ
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>Bell, book and candle.
<pictures Kim Novak in that film and drifts off into reverie>
prawn
> 1. be living in Israel before the end of the year
Oooh. That's got to be worthy of a whip round.
--
p BotM#1 LotR#9
Lozzo
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
> > OK:
> >
> > 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
> >
> > 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
> >
> > And you?
>
> Getting my black belt in the spring is the big goal but drinking less
> coffee in general is the small one.
I managed it by switching to decaff every other cup, then making the
decaff the only option after a while and then cutting down the amount
of cups per day gradually once I'd weaned myself off the caffeine.
--
Lozzo
SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned
Eiron
> In article <6s3q6eF...@mid.individual.net>,
> "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lozzo wrote:
>>
>>> Cane wrote:
>>>
>>>> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> OK:
>>>>>
>>>>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>>>>
>>>>> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>>>>
>>>>> And you?
>>>> Getting my black belt in the spring is the big goal but drinking
>>>> less coffee in general is the small one.
>>> I managed it by switching to decaff every other cup, then making the
>>> decaff the only option after a while and then cutting down the amount
>>> of cups per day gradually once I'd weaned myself off the caffeine.
>> buzz.
>
> What about just saying, 'I'll stop drinking coffee'? Or is that too
> radical?
Coffee cold turkey is quite unpleasant, unless you stay drunk to cover it.
--
Eiron.
Lozzo
> des wrote:
>
> > > 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
> > >
> > > 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
> > >
> > > And you?
> >
> > 1. be living in Israel before the end of the year
>
> Is that easy to do or do they have strict immigration?
Being a racist arrogant cunt is a prerequisite
Nige
> In article <6s3qp9F...@mid.individual.net>,
> "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> des wrote:
>>
>>>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>>>
>>>> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>>>
>>>> And you?
>>>
>>> 1. be living in Israel before the end of the year
>>
>> Is that easy to do or do they have strict immigration?
>
> Jewish. I'm sure they'll be laughing when, on 12 July of this year, I
> leave Paris and head over there. Personally, I laughed on 20 November
> when awaiting my interview in the Jewish Agency offices, in the XIV
> arrondissement of Paris. I giggled when SO and I filled in the form for
> alya. I chuckled when we sent those forms away, along with proof of our
> Jewishness in the form of a certificate from the Consistoire de Paris.
> My veritable fucking _gales_ of laughter will be heard even in England,
> on 12 July.
>
> To answer your question, each and every Jew has the Right of Return.
> Olim get tax breaks, free Hebrew lessons, help in finding employment
> etc..
>
> D.
They'll need some more folk soon as the suicide bombers retaliate after this
last attack.
--
Nige,
Range Rover Td6 Vogue
BMW K1200S
Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3
BMW F800GS
Suzuki GSX-R1000 K7 Rizla+ Mega Bastard Nutter
prawn
> Well, as mentioned up there ^^^, there are some who still think I'm not
> Jewish. I'm sure they'll be laughing when, on 12 July of this year, I
> leave Paris and head over there. Personally, I laughed on 20 November
> when awaiting my interview in the Jewish Agency offices, in the XIV
> arrondissement of Paris. I giggled when SO and I filled in the form for
> alya. I chuckled when we sent those forms away, along with proof of our
> Jewishness in the form of a certificate from the Consistoire de Paris.
> My veritable fucking _gales_ of laughter will be heard even in England,
> on 12 July.
>
> To answer your question, each and every Jew has the Right of Return.
> Olim get tax breaks, free Hebrew lessons, help in finding employment
> etc..
>
> D.
A simple no would have been easier.
--
p BotM#1 LotR#9
prawn
> Well, as mentioned up there ^^^, there are some who still think I'm not
> Jewish. I'm sure they'll be laughing when, on 12 July of this year, I
> leave Paris and head over there.
What? Missing Bastille Day? Proof, if any were needed, that your not
French.
--
p BotM#1 LotR#9
Chris H
> OK:
>
>
> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
> And you?
1. Buy a 'classic bike'.
2. Learn how to mend bikes at the roadside.
or
3 Lose weight by pushing bikes over long distances.
--
Chris H,
FZS1000, two#55
He's predictable, but that's to be expected.
Please remove the numbers to reply
ogden
> OK:
>
> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
AOL
> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
Well, probably a gixer thou, but it's a similar deal.
3. Not wind up jobless.
--
ogden
GSX-R750 K4
RGV250 VJ22
Nige
> Cab wrote:
>
>>>> On a common theme, I need to lose a few Kg too.
>>>
>>> Cut out bread, pasta and potatoes for eight weeks. That'll do it.
>>
>> I've also got a radical idea. More exercise!
>
> Like what?
Left hand wanking
Nige
> OK:
>
> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
>
I'll stay reasonably dry in January this year. Hit the ale way too hard in
2008.
To learn how to fucking wheelie ;)
SD
Older Gentleman) wrote:
>OK:
>
>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
Pah. I've marked myself down for five. I lost ten pounds on December.
>
>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
No such thing. :)
>
>And you?
CB1300SA-9.
I'm not sure the finance sub-committee is fully on board at the
moment.
--
Salad Dodger
Nige
> On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 08:44:24 +0000, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
> Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
>> OK:
>>
>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
> Pah. I've marked myself down for five. I lost ten pounds on December.
>>
Horse?
SteveH
> Cane wrote:
>
> > > > > On a common theme, I need to lose a few Kg too.
> > > >
> > > > Cut out bread, pasta and potatoes for eight weeks. That'll do it.
> > >
> > > I've also got a radical idea. More exercise!
> >
> > Like what?
>
> I thought I may get back to the gym for starters. Running again maybe.
>
> Failing that, I'll get a WiiFit board. :-)
They're good fun, although I'm not sure they're the answer to getting
fit....
We played on ours for about 3 hours between us yesterday afternoon.
--
SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
www.italiancar.co.uk - Alfa 156 TSpark Sportwagon Veloce Selespeed
Alfa 156 TSpark Lusso - Alfa 75 TSpark Lusso - Ducati 750SS
c...@nospam.netunix.com
I have a nice LE Mk3 for you.
> 2. Learn how to mend bikes at the roadside.
Easy, it comes with a box of spare plugs and a plug spanner in the glovebox.
> 3 Lose weight by pushing bikes over long distances.
Something italian like a Morini, they all do that sir ...
--
03 GS500
68 Bantam D14S
The Older Gentleman
> 1. Buy a 'classic bike'.
>
> 2. Learn how to mend bikes at the roadside.
>
> or
>
> 3 Lose weight by pushing bikes over long distances.
Ah. The Timo Diet.
--
BMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XTZ660 Tenere Honda CB400F SH50
If you don't know what you're doing, don't do it. Workshop manual?
Buy one instead of asking where the free PDFs are
chateau dot murray at idnet dot com
BGN
>BGN wrote:
>
>> On 1 Jan 2009 10:10:00 GMT, "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>> >> >
>> >> > 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>> >> >
>> >> > And you?
>> >>
>> >> Slightly different from last year for me:
>> >>
>> >> 1680x1050
>> >
>> > Didn't you post the same gag, albeit a different size, last year?
>>
>> That's why I started it with "Slightly different from last year for
>> me" See?
>
>ah, missed that. Just thought 'another size related post from Nick' ;-)
It's good to recycle.
--
-- Nick ICQ: 9235201 EMAIL & MSN: nickm...@spamcop.net
-- Triumph Tiger 955i -- http://www.bgn.me.uk - Touché -
-- LOTR#4 SKOGA#8 DS#7 BOTAFOT#159 BOTM#2 FBOTY#06 PM#11
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<salad....@idnet.com> typed
>On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 08:44:24 +0000, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
>Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
>>OK:
>>
>>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
>Pah. I've marked myself down for five. I lost ten pounds on December.
You can bet on a month? How does that work then?
>CB1300SA-9.
>
>I'm not sure the finance sub-committee is fully on board at the
>moment.
Pah. Put your foot down with a firm hand.
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"
The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
Dr Ivan D. Reid
wrote in <9c5pl4hcjaklfo2ar...@4ax.com>:
>>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>And you?
> Slightly different from last year for me:
> 1680x1050
Done that. 1920x1200 next for me.
--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
RichardA
Older Gentleman) wrote:
>OK:
>
>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
>And you?
Also lose weight as all my trousers (inc. leathers) appear to have
shrunk during 2008.
Learn to play the clavinova that I bought with money from my dad's
will.
--
Richard
XJ900S
BOTAFOT #138, YTC#18, OMF#12
Email-remove insult to reply
steve auvache
writes
and they don't eat snails or surrender much in Kykeland either.
Actually, thinking about it that is a very brave leap for Des, going
from a country where reaching for the garlic and white flag is the norm
when oppressed to one where even the wimmin are expected to fight back
even if there is no threat. Gonna be one hell of a culture shock
thoughbut.
Not sure I would want to go there though, who wants to live in an
ammunition dump subsidised by the merkins.
--
steve auvache
A Bloo one with built in safety features
steve auvache
<dontw...@nowhere.invalid> writes
>The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
>> OK:
>>
>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>
>> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>>
>> And you?
>
Eat less fibre.
Grimly Curmudgeon
drugs began to take hold. I remember totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
Older Gentleman) saying something like:
>OK:
>
>1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
Ditto - once again, I've put back on and more, what I lost, so I'm going
to take it easy and lose it slowly.
>2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
To cut down the smoking - one an hour is plenty. For years I smoked one
every two hours and didn't feel the need for more - this past year I've
been stoking them up at three or four an hour at peak times.
<cue anti-smoking cunts>
The Older Gentleman
> >1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
> Ditto - once again, I've put back on and more, what I lost, so I'm going
> to take it easy and lose it slowly.
>
> >2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
> To cut down the smoking
Cutting down won't make it easy to lose weight. Isn't that right?
malc
>
> I couldn't have timed it better, had I been a fuckin' prophet...
>
As in "I forsee I'm going to be shagging you" type of prophet?
--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty
You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same
Vass
"The Older Gentleman" <totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1isuw49.b5bzfk1xp3j0lN%totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk...
> OK:
>
> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>
>
>
DIY - finish the house (so I'm informed) :-(
--
Vass
vulgarandmischevious
>Kinda flys in the face of my goal to drink less rather than none. I do
>rather like the stuff. I drink a lot of water [about 2 ltrs per day]
>and I also like those herb tea things. Green tea with lemon is my
>favourite. There's something very cleansing about it and peppermint tea
>is great for settling the stomach.
I drank a lot of Twinings Green Tea with Mint, when I lived in the
Middle East. Can't find it in CO.
frag
>
> > >1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
> >
> > Ditto - once again, I've put back on and more, what I lost, so I'm going
> > to take it easy and lose it slowly.
> >
> > >2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
> >
> > To cut down the smoking
>
> Cutting down won't make it easy to lose weight. Isn't that right?
I found the opposite was true.
When I smoked regularily I nibbled in between ciggies, so stopping
smoking (ok, switching from regular to irregular / social smoking) meant
I didn't nibble in between meals.
--
frag
vulgarandmischevious
>Heh, you too? It's all I drank with Saudi colleagues. :-)
I really like it. Every time I take a trip back there, I grab a
couple of boxes, but atm I've run out of stocks.
platypus
> OK:
>
Only the one?
> 2. To buy a decent Kawasaki GPZ900R
>
> And you?
Lose weight. Two stones will do for starters. More exercise, less and
better food.
Procrastinate less.
Sort out career, life etc. Declutter. Learn more. Work harder.
Fleet refresh. Complete Project Binliner. Get another outfit. Rejuvenate
the VFR.
Other stuff (classified).
Nige
If they sell it here I'll send you some over.
--
Nige,
Range Rover Td6 Vogue
BMW K1200S
Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3
BMW F800GS
Suzuki GSX-R1000 K7 Rizla+ Mega Bastard Nutter
Nige
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
>> 1. To lose a stone in weight over the year
>>
>>
>> And you?
>
>
> GET THAT FUCKING 7R OUT OF MY GARAGE!
hehehehe - that is one shitpile going nowhere soon.