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Gyp

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Aug 28, 2008, 2:08:48 AM8/28/08
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You made that appointment yet?
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Scraggy

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Aug 28, 2008, 4:15:35 AM8/28/08
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Krusty wrote:

> Gyp wrote:
>
>> You made that appointment yet?
>
> Yes - 11.20 this morning.

Well done.

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Lady Nina

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Aug 28, 2008, 6:04:28 AM8/28/08
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On 28 Aug 2008 07:40:48 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Gyp wrote:
>
>> You made that appointment yet?
>

>Yes - 11.20 this morning.

<pats on head>

Good boy, have a biscuit.
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Wicked Uncle Nigel

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Aug 28, 2008, 8:03:13 AM8/28/08
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
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Are you trying to kill him? He'll be 'nil by mouth' before they cut his
balls off.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

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Scraggy

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Aug 28, 2008, 9:11:20 AM8/28/08
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Krusty wrote:
> Thanks - choccie I hope. Got to see the urologist on Tuesday.

Tuesday? That just taking the piss.

Lady Nina

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Aug 28, 2008, 9:24:09 AM8/28/08
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On 28 Aug 2008 12:25:20 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>Thanks - choccie I hope.

Do I look like the sort of girl who offers substandard biscuits?

> Got to see the urologist on Tuesday.

Two ball fondlings for the price of one. Now aren't you glad you went.
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Big Dave

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Aug 28, 2008, 9:36:39 AM8/28/08
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On 28 Aug, 14:24, Lady Nina <spamtr...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
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> Two ball fondlings for the price of one. Now aren't you glad you went.

I had to read that twice before I realised that you weren't making
Krusty and offer.
:-)

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Krusty

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Aug 31, 2008, 2:28:55 PM8/31/08
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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
> <spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
> > On 28 Aug 2008 07:40:48 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Gyp wrote:
> > >
> > > > You made that appointment yet?
> > >
> > > Yes - 11.20 this morning.
> >
> > <pats on head>
> >
> > Good boy, have a biscuit.
>
> Are you trying to kill him? He'll be 'nil by mouth' before they cut
> his balls off.

Question is, if they do cut it out, should I go for a fake replacement?
And if so, which shape[1] would be best for comedy value - a battleship
maybe?

[1] I presume they'll have a selection to choose from.

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Lozzo

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Aug 31, 2008, 3:09:01 PM8/31/08
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Krusty wrote:

> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>
> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
> > <spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
> > > On 28 Aug 2008 07:40:48 GMT, "Krusty"
> > > <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Gyp wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > You made that appointment yet?
> > > >
> > > > Yes - 11.20 this morning.
> > >
> > > <pats on head>
> > >
> > > Good boy, have a biscuit.
> >
> > Are you trying to kill him? He'll be 'nil by mouth' before they cut
> > his balls off.
>
> Question is, if they do cut it out, should I go for a fake
> replacement? And if so, which shape[1] would be best for comedy
> value - a battleship maybe?
>
> [1] I presume they'll have a selection to choose from.

I'd like one with Tony Blair's face in relief, so I could pull my
scrotal skin tight over it and he could fuck someone over yet again.

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talkingi...@hotmail.com

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Sep 8, 2008, 9:19:03 AM9/8/08
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On Sep 2, 3:47 pm, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> Krusty wrote:
> > Lady Nina wrote:

> > > > Got to see the urologist on Tuesday.
>
> > > Two ball fondlings for the price of one. Now aren't you glad you
> > > went.
>

> > Tuesday's likely to be a mixture of fondlings & scans apparently - my
> > cup overfloweth.
>
> Much fondling & no scans as it turns out - have to wait 'til Thursday
> for those. Mr Consultant is pretty sure it's nothing to worry about
> though.

Were the scans clear? Was the cold jelly arousing? EMNTK.

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Champ

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Sep 8, 2008, 11:02:27 AM9/8/08
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On 8 Sep 2008 14:07:06 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
wrote:

>> > > > > Got to see the urologist on Tuesday.
>> >
>> > > > Two ball fondlings for the price of one. Now aren't you glad you
>> > > > went.
>> >
>> > > Tuesday's likely to be a mixture of fondlings & scans apparently
>> > > - my cup overfloweth.
>> >
>> > Much fondling & no scans as it turns out - have to wait 'til
>> > Thursday for those. Mr Consultant is pretty sure it's nothing to
>> > worry about though.
>>
>> Were the scans clear?
>

>Yep.

Good news.
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