OT: Surreal moments #432
Rope
At present she is sitting on the couch making a detailed
and accurate pencil sketch of a rotting banana skin lying
on a stool in front of her!
--
Rob_P
Ro...@ukrm.net
http://www.trustgroup.com
uppercase(d) BBIWYMC#1 BOG#11? MRO#31 IBCDBBB#1(kotl)
FJ1200, CCM130 professional slacker & ferret
wrangler
-------------Confusion will be my epitaph------------------
Steve
news:VA.00000bd...@ukrm.net...
> Lesley started her uni foundation course this week (Art)
>
> At present she is sitting on the couch making a detailed
> and accurate pencil sketch of a rotting banana skin lying
> on a stool in front of her!
Next time tell her to use the toilet, that's disgusting, not art.
--
Steve
'02 YZF-R6
Alan.T.Gower
>
> At present she is sitting on the couch making a detailed
> and accurate pencil sketch of a rotting banana skin lying
> on a stool in front of her!
She could go far.
--
Alan
"Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
GSX-R1000 , Triumph Thunderbird, ZXR750L2 Racer(gone), GHPOTHUF#27
TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
http://sportsbike.org (our own endurance team) http://Team-ukrm.com
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
Cane
news:Ytlab.4569753$cI2.6...@news.easynews.com...
> > Lesley started her uni foundation course this week (Art)
> >
> > At present she is sitting on the couch making a detailed
> > and accurate pencil sketch of a rotting banana skin lying
> > on a stool in front of her!
> ^^^^^^^
> Next time tell her to use the toilet, that's disgusting, not art.
You utter, utter cunt.... I wanted to say that ;)
--
cane [at] ukrm.org Ś fireblade, r30
botafo t#50 f#03 YTC #15 bbb #6 pm #6 apostle [kotl] flo#12[with bar]
New? http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
Rideout? http://www.horrible.demon.co.uk/botafof/
"What was your crime Spazpecker?"
Onejob
squitted:
>"Steve" <m...@somewhere.com> wrote in message
>news:Ytlab.4569753$cI2.6...@news.easynews.com...
>
>> > Lesley started her uni foundation course this week (Art)
>> >
>> > At present she is sitting on the couch making a detailed
>> > and accurate pencil sketch of a rotting banana skin lying
>> > on a stool in front of her!
>> ^^^^^^^
>> Next time tell her to use the toilet, that's disgusting, not art.
>
>You utter, utter cunt.... I wanted to say that ;)
Me too. But I'd prefer just being a cunt.
--
Onejob
ST1100
jsp
AOL, or similar, but I'm just waaaaay too late. :-(
A friend of mine doing teaching practice in Hull had a girl tell him she
needed a stool. He sent her to the cupboard. Guess what they found
later...
--
John
SV650
Black it is
and naked
Steve Parkes
>
> A friend of mine doing teaching practice in Hull had a girl tell him
> she needed a stool. He sent her to the cupboard. Guess what they
> found later...
some bird in a cupboard? or did I miss the point?
--
Steve
Triumph Sprint ST
Drop one! to mail me
Simian
>
> A friend of mine doing teaching practice in Hull had a girl tell him she
> needed a stool. He sent her to the cupboard. Guess what they found
> later...
His keys?
Lozzo
A crocodile?
--
Lozzo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
www.mjkleathers.com
darsy
>A crocodile?
I missed the start of this running crocodile joke thing - anyone care
to explain it?
--
darsy
Champ
If someone tells a dull story at Cane's office, at the end they say
"but what about the crocodile".
Bet you feel better for knowing that, eh?
--
Champ : A welcome patch of grey in a black and white world
GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX-7RR Endurance Racer (nearly finished)
GYASB#0;BotToS#2;BOTAFO(T|F)#35;UKRMFBC#2;IHABWTMMJ#3;MCT#5;WG*#1;BONY#40;DFV#8;IbW#17;SBS#34;BHaLC#1
Racing : www.team-ukrm.co.uk. Vanity Publishing : www.champ.org.uk
darsy
>On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 09:22:08 +0100, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>I missed the start of this running crocodile joke thing - anyone care
>>to explain it?
>
>If someone tells a dull story at Cane's office, at the end they say
>"but what about the crocodile".
fair enough, but how did *that* start?
>Bet you feel better for knowing that, eh?
loads, thanks.
I'm moving desks this weekend, and have just amazed myself to find how
much crap I've accumulated in my desk pedestals in only 7 months.
This in turn has led me to be amazed that I've actually been in
corporateland for 7 months and I've not attacked anyone with an axe
yet.
--
darsy
Champ
>I'm moving desks this weekend, and have just amazed myself to find how
>much crap I've accumulated in my desk pedestals in only 7 months.
I'm brutal with not accumulating crap - if it's not used on a daily
basis, it goes in the bin. And if it turns out that it was important,
I can always borrow another from a colleague :-)
>This in turn has led me to be amazed that I've actually been in
>corporateland for 7 months and I've not attacked anyone with an axe
>yet.
Well, the first few months are probably the worst. You'll probably
find yourself sinking into the anaesthetised corporate mind set about
now. Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
darsy
>On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 10:10:27 +0100, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>I'm moving desks this weekend, and have just amazed myself to find how
>>much crap I've accumulated in my desk pedestals in only 7 months.
>
>I'm brutal with not accumulating crap - if it's not used on a daily
>basis, it goes in the bin. And if it turns out that it was important,
>I can always borrow another from a colleague :-)
this is all "crap" relating to the project I'm involved with - I can't
actually throw any of it way. Although in theory it's "just a CMS to
produce a few websites" it's actually a very complex and complicated
project, with business sponsors from all corners of the business, and
each have their own valid requirements specficiation documents, and
the equivalent technical solutions documents that I've produced.
>>This in turn has led me to be amazed that I've actually been in
>>corporateland for 7 months and I've not attacked anyone with an axe
>>yet.
>
>Well, the first few months are probably the worst. You'll probably
>find yourself sinking into the anaesthetised corporate mind set about
>now. Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
nah - I read www.redmeat.com every week instead.
--
darsy
mups
>
> I'm brutal with not accumulating crap - if it's not used on a daily
> basis, it goes in the bin. And if it turns out that it was important,
> I can always borrow another from a colleague :-)
>
etc. It makes me look like I'm really busy without actually having to do
any real work.
>
> Well, the first few months are probably the worst. You'll probably
> find yourself sinking into the anaesthetised corporate mind set about
> now. Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
Not only reading it but agreeing with it as well
--
Chris (XChr...@Xchurchstone.comX) Remove X's for address
BOTAFOT#128
CBR1000FL The Honda Fatblade
Champ
>>Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
>
>nah - I read www.redmeat.com every week instead.
That's a bit....odd, isn't it.
darsy
>On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 11:17:44 +0100, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>>Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
>>
>>nah - I read www.redmeat.com every week instead.
>
>That's a bit....odd, isn't it.
it's brilliant - you really need to go back a few years and start
nearer the beginning if you're going to have any chance getting some
of the jokes.
--
darsy
William Grainger
Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>On Fri, 19 Sep 2003 11:17:44 +0100, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>>Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
>>
>>nah - I read www.redmeat.com every week instead.
>
>That's a bit....odd, isn't it.
I love it.
Power Grainger
>I'm moving desks this weekend, and have just amazed myself to find how
>much crap I've accumulated in my desk pedestals in only 7 months.
>
In our place they have 'desk snoops' now to make sure you're not
leaving sensitive info liying around.
Like my pay slip, maybe, showing how little I get paid...that's pretty
sensitive at the moment.
>This in turn has led me to be amazed that I've actually been in
>corporateland for 7 months and I've not attacked anyone with an axe
>yet.
Give it time. It will come.
--
Claire Grainger
ZXR400 DFWAG#5 TWA#8 IbW#21
Power Grainger
>Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>> I'm brutal with not accumulating crap - if it's not used on a daily
>> basis, it goes in the bin. And if it turns out that it was important,
>> I can always borrow another from a colleague :-)
>>
>My desktop is covered in all sorts of documentation,upgrade notes, CD's
>etc. It makes me look like I'm really busy without actually having to do
>any real work.
>
>>
>> Well, the first few months are probably the worst. You'll probably
>> find yourself sinking into the anaesthetised corporate mind set about
>> now. Do you find yourself reading Dilbert every day?
>
>Not only reading it but agreeing with it as well
Not only agreeing with it, but actually looking for Scott Adams, and
expecting him to be sat right behind my chair, looking at what goes
on. ;o(
darsy
I'd like to get a job somewhere else before that happens. I'm not
really the axe-wielding type, TBH.
--
darsy
ogden
> nearer the beginning if you're going to have any chance getting some
> of the jokes.
>
--
ogden
U all ride safely, now ;-)
darsy
>darsy wrote:
>>
>> >>nah - I read www.redmeat.com every week instead.
>> >
>> it's brilliant - you really need to go back a few years and start
>> nearer the beginning if you're going to have any chance getting some
>> of the jokes.
>>
>Bug Eyed Earl r0x0r.
"No man is an Island"
"But if you tie enough dead guys together, they make a pretty good
raft".
Fucking *classic*
--
darsy
ogden
>
> >Bug Eyed Earl r0x0r.
>
> "No man is an Island"
>
> "But if you tie enough dead guys together, they make a pretty good
> raft".
>
eyes up in my bedroom, and I begged her to take it down."
"She said she couldn't...or the devil clown under my bed would kill her."
"My neck is stiff 'cause I slept on it funny."
"If you call layin' unconscious in a garbage can all night 'funny'."
And then of course there's...
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-11-09/index.html