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JB

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Nov 18, 2009, 7:55:51 AM11/18/09
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Steve

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:07:09 AM11/18/09
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On 18 Nov, 12:55, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing...

That's a strange point in law.
Presumably the entire cabinet is then guilty of 'Possessing
information that could be of use to a terrorist'?

Steve

Derek Turner

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:08:46 AM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 +0000, JB wrote:

> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-
gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html

Section 1 Firearms Act 1968

What the /fuck/ has that to do with this government, some of them weren't
even fucking born YTC.

Champ

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:

>http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html

Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
current Government?
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Switters

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:32:17 AM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:11:06 GMT, Champ wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>
>>http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-g
>>un/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
> current Government?

They allowed it to happen? Quick, ring the Daily Mail.

Krusty

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Champ wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>
> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
> current Government?

It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.

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Derek Turner

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:09:52 AM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:13 +0000, Krusty wrote:

> Champ wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>>
>> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>
>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>> current Government?
>
> It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.

Labour soft on gun-crime shocker, see pages 3, 5-8, 9, 11 and 'Comment'
of tomorrow's Daily Mail.

Champ

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:27:21 AM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:13 +0000 (UTC), "Krusty"
<dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

>Champ wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>>
>> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>
>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>> current Government?

>It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.

Maybe.

Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.

If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
hand this shotgun in".

Malc

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:28:35 AM11/18/09
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On 18 Nov, 14:27, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>
> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.  
>
> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
> hand this shotgun in".

Ding

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Colin Irvine

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:44:12 AM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:27:21 +0000, Champ squeezed out the following:

>If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>hand this shotgun in".

Absolutely.

So in answer to the OP, it isn't a bad law brought in by the present
government, it's a good law brought in by a previous government. He
might well be content with that.

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Steve

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Nov 18, 2009, 9:53:15 AM11/18/09
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On 18 Nov, 14:27, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> it up and

at this point you would be guilty...

Steve

Champ

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:01:02 AM11/18/09
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Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
admit to having touched it.

Krusty

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:04:32 AM11/18/09
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Champ wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:53:15 -0800 (PST), Steve
> <steve...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On 18 Nov, 14:27, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> >> twat. �If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it,
> pick >> it up and
>
> > at this point you would be guilty...
>
> Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
> admit to having touched it.

You've not thought this through have you...

ogden

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:07:13 AM11/18/09
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Champ wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:53:15 -0800 (PST), Steve
> <steve...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On 18 Nov, 14:27, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> >> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> >> it up and
>
> >at this point you would be guilty...
>
> Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
> admit to having touched it.

You were wearing gloves, right?

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:07:42 AM11/18/09
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On 2009-11-18 15:27:21 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> said:

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>>> g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>
>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>> current Government?
>
>> It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> Maybe.
>
> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.

There's a part of this story that isn't quite right.

Why did he phone and see the Chief Super (or whoever) as opposed to
dealing with it via the front desk?


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Nige

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:10:14 AM11/18/09
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"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
news:4is7g510u83907lhf...@4ax.com...

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>
>>http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
> current Government?

Nowt i can see, but it is fucking pathetic (if he did 'find' it)


Krusty

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:10:36 AM11/18/09
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Colin Irvine wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:27:21 +0000, Champ squeezed out the following:
>
> > If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
> > bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
> > you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
> > hand this shotgun in".
>
> Absolutely.
>
> So in answer to the OP, it isn't a bad law brought in by the present
> government, it's a good law brought in by a previous government.

I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence. It's not even
'guilty until proven innocent', it's 'guilty - tough shit'. Even if the
sentence is nothing, he's still got a criminal record for a gun-related
crime. No more trips to the US for him then, or jobs in various sectors.

Mark Olson

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:17:04 AM11/18/09
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Krusty wrote:

> I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence. It's not even
> 'guilty until proven innocent', it's 'guilty - tough shit'. Even if the
> sentence is nothing, he's still got a criminal record for a gun-related
> crime. No more trips to the US for him then, or jobs in various sectors.

Unbelievable.

I could walk into a cop shop wearing a pistol and hand a cop the bag with
a sawed off shotgun in it and he'd shake my hand and say thanks for making
sure some kids didn't get hold of it.


Champ

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:25:14 AM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:07:13 -0000, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:

>> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>> >> twat. �If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>> >> it up and
>>
>> >at this point you would be guilty...
>>
>> Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
>> admit to having touched it.

>You were wearing gloves, right?

If I weren't, I'd be sure to give it a wipe :-)

In all honestly, I doubt I'd even pick it up - I'd just nudge it a bit
with my boot, with a yes-that-really-does-seem-to-be-a-shotgun
expression on my face.

des popping in

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:28:33 AM11/18/09
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On 2009-11-18, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:13 +0000 (UTC), "Krusty"
><dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Champ wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>
>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>> current Government?
>
>>It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> Maybe.

Well, y' see, there's this thing called the Doctrine of Parliamentary
Sovereignty.......

Adrian

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:37:06 AM11/18/09
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"Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

>> So in answer to the OP, it isn't a bad law brought in by the present
>> government, it's a good law brought in by a previous government.

> I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence. It's not even
> 'guilty until proven innocent', it's 'guilty - tough shit'.

Of course not.

You have to proved to have been in possession of the firearm.

Of course, it's fairly easy to prove that when you admit to having walked
into a police station carrying it...

There's two tests the CPS apply before deciding whether to prosecute. One
is "Is there a reasonable chance of conviction?" Yes. The other is "Is it
in the public interest?" - which would rule out most straightforward
prosecutions of a case such as this - so is there a bit more to it?

Could be.

Some sources suggest he also "found" ammunition for the shotgun, and took
it in at the same time.
Some sources suggest he already had a previous conviction for a similar
crime.

So we now have an ex-squaddy with a record wandering around town with a
sawn-off and ammo, having casually called an old mate and said "I'm
heading over to see you, but won't say why..."

Anyway, the judge apparently has discretion to impose a shorter sentence
than the 5yr minimum, according to circumstances.

chrisu

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:10:35 AM11/18/09
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even if you had a firearms certificate ?

Catman

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:23:53 AM11/18/09
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Champ wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:07:13 -0000, ogden <og...@pre.org> wrote:
>
>>>>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>>>>> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>>>>> it up and
>>>> at this point you would be guilty...
>>> Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
>>> admit to having touched it.
>
>> You were wearing gloves, right?
>
> If I weren't, I'd be sure to give it a wipe :-)
>
> In all honestly, I doubt I'd even pick it

a bin liner

>up - I'd just nudge it a bit
> with my boot, with a yes-that-really-does-seem-to-be-a-shotgun

in this bin liner

> expression on my face.

While I can see that the bloke has no defence, and it's difficult to see
how the law could be improved unless intent is taken into consideration,
I don't *really* think most people would behave in the way they are
claiming.

Certainly I would have taken said bin liner indoors. I probably would
have then called the police and invited them round to come and get it.
This would seem to earn me an instant conviction.

It also *seems* that simply having the gun dumped on your property could
be interpreted in law as 'possession' and so we'd all be fucked whatever
we did.

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Simon T

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:51:33 AM11/18/09
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Not a suprise, really.

I had an air pistol and rifle still hanging around in the loft from
when I was a youngster.

Rifle was shit and pistol had not worked for several years (knackered
seal and broken internals - would fire with no warning, which was not
as bad as it could have been as there was no seal - pellets got
halfway down the barrel).

Called the police to ask about handing in. Was told to phone
beforehand (so I have backup in case I get stopped on the way to the
police station) and turn it in to the front desk, with proof of
ownership, amongst other things.

At that point I gave up and destroyed the items myself (angle grider
and much fun).

steve auvache

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:49:26 AM11/18/09
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In article <l038g59mfr3tqclas...@4ax.com>, Champ
<ne...@champ.org.uk> writes

>On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:53:15 -0800 (PST), Steve
><steve...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On 18 Nov, 14:27, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>>> twat. �If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>>> it up and
>
>>at this point you would be guilty...
>
>Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
>admit to having touched it.


Now I know this law exists then I too will do the same but previously
had this sort of thing happened to me I would have done the responsible
citizen bit and picked it up even if only for the sake of the children.


As others have hinted there seems more to this case than meets the eye
and it sounds though it might be enough to stop the Mail picking it up
and running with it as a stick to beat the gummint.
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Nov 18, 2009, 11:57:54 AM11/18/09
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On 18 Nov, 15:25, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:


> In all honestly, I doubt I'd even pick it up - I'd just nudge it a bit
> with my boot, with a yes-that-really-does-seem-to-be-a-shotgun
> expression on my face.

And then go: "Ouch, oh deary me" as it blows your foot off....

Eiron

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:59:59 AM11/18/09
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You mean an air pistol and an *air* rifle?
I've got a broken video recorder. Do you think I should hand that in to
the police?

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Simon T

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Nov 18, 2009, 12:08:03 PM11/18/09
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heh.

Both were air weapons. I was living in Croxteth at the time and saw
no reason to have them lying around. Rifle was a russian (I think)
piece of shit and pistol was decent (and probably repairable with the
right tools)

Colin Irvine

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:10:36 +0000 (UTC), Krusty squeezed out the
following:

>Colin Irvine wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:27:21 +0000, Champ squeezed out the following:
>>
>> > If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>> > bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>> > you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>> > hand this shotgun in".
>>
>> Absolutely.
>>
>> So in answer to the OP, it isn't a bad law brought in by the present
>> government, it's a good law brought in by a previous government.
>
>I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence.

That simply makes it the best sort of law - unequivocal.

A.Lee

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Nov 18, 2009, 12:28:57 PM11/18/09
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Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:13 +0000 (UTC), "Krusty"wrote:

> >It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> Maybe.
>
> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.

There is more to this story than shown in the papers. The bloke has been
arrested before, but found Not Guilty in Court, there were also other
allegations against him according to another newsgroup, so maybe the
Police thought the gun was actually his.
I'd say it was very very rare to be charged for possessing a gun, when
all you have done is found it in your garden.
Alan.

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TMack

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Nov 18, 2009, 12:54:33 PM11/18/09
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JB wrote:
>
http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html

I bet there is a history to this. The bloke was previously convicted of
assualt on a DVLA inspector and only got off on appeal. Then there is the
fact that he was "grandstanding" by setting up the appointment without
disclosing that he would be bringing in a gun, which suggests that he is
probably a self-important twat who may have previously got on the wrong side
of his local plod. He claims to have found the gun the day before but has
no way of proving that - he could have had it for days, weeks or months.
Why didn't he report it immediately if he "found" it - after all, it could
be vital evidence in some recent crime. The plod may have taken the
opportunity to rid themselves of someone the regard as a local nuisance.
Very unfortunate that he appears to have been prosecuted for doing what
superficially appears to have been the right thing. However, there may well
be other dimensions.

As the relevant law was passed in 1968 its hard to see what this government
has to do with it. Do you seriously think that any governement is going to
repeal this legislation and, in effect, say that its OK to have such a
firearm in your possession provided yo can come up with a convincing excuse?

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des popping in

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Nov 18, 2009, 1:07:33 PM11/18/09
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'has to be. Plod wouldn't be so vindictive to someone who handed in a gun
he'd found in good faith. Would they..?

Interestingly enough, the National Rifle Association provides instruction
for kiddies who find a gun. Basically: don't touch, back off, call an
adult.

That corresponds exactly to what the UK police are apparently advocating.
Which fits in perfectly with the British infantilisation of citizens.

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Veggie Dave

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Nov 18, 2009, 1:34:34 PM11/18/09
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Krusty <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote the following literary
masterpiece:

>No more trips to the US for him then

So, there is a silver lining to this cloud then.

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that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

Champ

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:17:44 +0000, Ben <b...@bensalesDOTME.uk> wrote:

>>>> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>>
>>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>>> current Government?
>>

>>>It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>>
>>Maybe.
>>
>>Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>>twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>>it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>>No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.

>I dunno. You and I would certainly do that, but an ex-soldier who is
>hopefully trained to handle firearms? Certainly the soldiers I know
>would have no qualms about handling it. And doing so safely.

And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick (and so less
likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
shotgun through town).

des popping in

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Nov 18, 2009, 1:53:30 PM11/18/09
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On 2009-11-18, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:17:44 +0000, Ben <b...@bensalesDOTME.uk> wrote:
>
>>>>> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>>>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>>>
>>>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>>>> current Government?
>>>
>>>>It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>>>
>>>Maybe.
>>>
>>>Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>>>twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>>>it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>>>No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.
>
>>I dunno. You and I would certainly do that, but an ex-soldier who is
>>hopefully trained to handle firearms? Certainly the soldiers I know
>>would have no qualms about handling it. And doing so safely.
>
> And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick (and so less
> likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
> shotgun through town).

My personal reaction would be to leave it untouched and call plod. Not
because I couldn't handle it safely, as with 20% of our population just
waiting for a chance to kill us, we've sadly had to learn 'skills' that
were not necessary in France. But simply because I wouldn't want my dabs
on it.

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malc

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Nov 18, 2009, 2:39:02 PM11/18/09
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Ben wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:27:21 +0000, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.
>
> I dunno. You and I would certainly do that, but an ex-soldier who is
> hopefully trained to handle firearms? Certainly the soldiers I know
> would have no qualms about handling it. And doing so safely.

Well I reckon that I could pick up a gun and handle it safely and I'm not an
ex soldier. But there's no way I'd carry it through town and turn up
unannounced at the local cop shop with it. If I was going to hand it in I'd
phone up the cops there and then and not even bring it into the house,
disturbing evidence and all that.

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.


Tosspot

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des popping in wrote:
> On 2009-11-18, TMack <tonyREMOVE...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
>> JB wrote:
>> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>
>> I bet there is a history to this.
>
> 'has to be. Plod wouldn't be so vindictive to someone who handed in a gun
> he'd found in good faith. Would they..?
>
> Interestingly enough, the National Rifle Association provides instruction
> for kiddies who find a gun. Basically: don't touch, back off, call an
> adult.

I believe members of this parish would advocate, that when finding a body, you
quickly forget about it and leave it to someone else.

The bloke was a spazzer. I'd have kept it.

JackH

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Nov 18, 2009, 2:49:15 PM11/18/09
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On Nov 18, 2:27 pm, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:13 +0000 (UTC), "Krusty"
>
> <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> >Champ wrote:

>
> >> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>
> >> >http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
> >> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> >> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
> >> current Government?
> >It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> Maybe.
>
> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.  
>
> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
> hand this shotgun in".

Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
my way to the police station'.

As others have said, there's almost certainly more to this than meets
the eye.

If there isn't... well then he quite possibly got a bit of a raw deal
given he was allegedly doing the 'decent thing'.

--
JackH

Simon T

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Nov 18, 2009, 2:49:56 PM11/18/09
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On Nov 18, 7:47 pm, Tosspot <Frank.Le...@esa.int> wrote:
> des popping in wrote:
> > On 2009-11-18, TMack <tonyREMOVECAPSmac...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
> >> JB wrote:
> >>http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing...

>
> >> I bet there is a history to this.  
>
> > 'has to be.  Plod wouldn't be so vindictive to someone who handed in a gun
> > he'd found in good faith.  Would they..?
>
> > Interestingly enough, the National Rifle Association provides instruction
> > for kiddies who find a gun.  Basically: don't touch, back off, call an
> > adult.
>
> I believe members of this parish would advocate, that when finding a body, you
> quickly forget about it and leave it to someone else.
>
> The bloke was a spazzer.  I'd have kept it.

Always handy to have a shotgun lying around. Especially one with an
unknown history.

'Hog

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Nov 18, 2009, 3:23:03 PM11/18/09
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Catman wrote:

> It also *seems* that simply having the gun dumped on your property
> could be interpreted in law as 'possession' and so we'd all be fucked
> whatever we did.

Oh you have *no* idea how complex it can all become.

He was found guilty by Jury so you can almost guess there was more to it
than reported and indeed someone has posted suggestions in this thread.

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Hog


Catman

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Nov 18, 2009, 3:53:17 PM11/18/09
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Absolutely. It's only going to be a surface snapshot.

Champ

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Nov 18, 2009, 4:02:47 PM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:49:15 -0800 (PST), JackH
<jackha...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>> >> >http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>> >> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>
>> >> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>> >> current Government?
>> >It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>>
>> Maybe.
>>
>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>> twat. �If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop. �
>>
>> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>> hand this shotgun in".

>Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
>doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
>handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
>my way to the police station'.

You seem to have missed the key part of my point, which was "if the
law were repealed.."

Cab

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Nov 18, 2009, 4:48:00 PM11/18/09
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On Nov 18, 7:42 pm, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:17:44 +0000, Ben <b...@bensalesDOTME.uk> wrote:
> >>>> >http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
> >>>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> >>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
> >>>> current Government?
>
> >>>It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> >>Maybe.
>
> >>Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> >>twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> >>it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> >>No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.  
> >I dunno.  You and I would certainly do that, but an ex-soldier who is
> >hopefully trained to handle firearms?  Certainly the soldiers I know
> >would have no qualms about handling it.  And doing so safely.
>
> And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick  (and so less
> likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
> shotgun through town).

Umm...

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Cab

Pip Luscher

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Nov 18, 2009, 4:58:49 PM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:51:33 -0800 (PST), Simon T
<simon....@googlemail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 18, 12:55�pm, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing...
>
>Not a suprise, really.
>
>I had an air pistol and rifle still hanging around in the loft from
>when I was a youngster.

<...>


>Called the police to ask about handing in. Was told to phone
>beforehand (so I have backup in case I get stopped on the way to the
>police station) and turn it in to the front desk, with proof of
>ownership, amongst other things.

<...>

They've outlawed airguns too?

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-Pip

malc

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:03:16 PM11/18/09
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Tosspot wrote:
>
> The bloke was a spazzer. I'd have kept it.

I'd have been tempted I must admit.

Dave Emerson

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"malc" <malunsp...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Ea_Mm.6513$Ym4....@text.news.virginmedia.com...

> Tosspot wrote:
>>
>> The bloke was a spazzer. I'd have kept it.
>
> I'd have been tempted I must admit.

He found it in his garden, it might have been a plant.


--
Dave
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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:11:36 PM11/18/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "JB" <n...@spam.net> saying
something like:

>http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
JHFC, that's absolutely fucked in the head.

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:14:09 PM11/18/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Colin Irvine
<lo...@bottom.of.home.page> saying something like:

>>I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence.
>
>That simply makes it the best sort of law - unequivocal.

What the fuck are you on?

JackH

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:22:39 PM11/18/09
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On Nov 18, 9:02 pm, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:49:15 -0800 (PST), JackH
>
>
>
> <jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> >> >> >http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
> >> >> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> >> >> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
> >> >> current Government?
> >> >It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> >> Maybe.
>
> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> >> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> >> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> >> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.  
>
> >> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
> >> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
> >> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
> >> hand this shotgun in".

> >Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
> >doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
> >handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
> >my way to the police station'.

> You seem to have missed the key part of my point, which was "if the
> law were repealed.."

Bad choice of word on my part - replace 'doesn't' with 'wouldn't'.

--
JackH

Champ

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:26:55 PM11/18/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:22:39 -0800 (PST), JackH
<jackha...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>> >> twat. �If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>> >> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>> >> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop. �
>>
>> >> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>> >> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>> >> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>> >> hand this shotgun in".
>
>> >Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
>> >doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
>> >handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
>> >my way to the police station'.
>
>> You seem to have missed the key part of my point, which was "if the
>> law were repealed.."

>Bad choice of word on my part - replace 'doesn't' with 'wouldn't'.

<sigh>

My point is that, if you make it legal for a genuine chap to take an
unlicensed shotgun to the cop shop, then it becomes easier for
ne'er-do-wells to claim a get out clause.

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:36:40 PM11/18/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave Emerson"
<Dave_dot...@LineOne.net> saying something like:

>
>"malc" <malunsp...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:Ea_Mm.6513$Ym4....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>> Tosspot wrote:
>>>
>>> The bloke was a spazzer. I'd have kept it.
>>
>> I'd have been tempted I must admit.
>
>He found it in his garden, it might have been a plant.

There were slugs with it.

JackH

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:50:32 PM11/18/09
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On Nov 18, 10:26 pm, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:22:39 -0800 (PST), JackH
>
>
>
> <jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> >> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> >> >> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> >> >> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> >> >> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.  
>
> >> >> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
> >> >> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
> >> >> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
> >> >> hand this shotgun in".
>
> >> >Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
> >> >doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
> >> >handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
> >> >my way to the police station'.
>
> >> You seem to have missed the key part of my point, which was "if the
> >> law were repealed.."

> >Bad choice of word on my part - replace 'doesn't' with 'wouldn't'.
>
> <sigh>
>
> My point is that, if you make it legal for a genuine chap to take an
> unlicensed shotgun to the cop shop, then it becomes easier for
> ne'er-do-wells to claim a get out clause.

And my point was that even if they did change the law as you suggested
(1), it would still be irrelevant in a case such as this, (assuming,
as I said before, there isn't more to this than initially stated in
the press), as the chap concerned was collared once he'd actually
entered a police station with the offending item, rather than being
collared with it elsewhere and with him claiming 'why officer, I was
just about to hand this in at a station'.

Let us assume he'd done as you'd earlier suggested, and called the
police to his home to inform them he'd found the gun.

Do you reckon he'd have been any less guilty of possessing the gun
than he has been proven to be having taken it to a police station?

Can you see the precedent that's being set by this case in terms of
what anyone in future who happens upon a gun will need to consider
before contacting the police to report the find, assuming no further
facts subsequently come to light that help to explain the apparent
heavy handedness this chap has been treated with, and which are then
widely reported in the public domain?

*Maybe*, assuming he is as innocent as he has claimed, the best thing
for him to have done in terms of self preservation, would have been to
have dumped it over the wall in his garden into the public field
behind?

Would you approve of someone taking that course of action in similar
circumstances, or do you think they ought to hope plod are in a good
mood if they elect to report the find?

As you say... *sigh*.

(1) Which they won't, as well I'm sure you know.

--
JackH

des popping in

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:53:25 PM11/18/09
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On 2009-11-18, JackH <jackha...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On Nov 18, 10:26 pm, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:22:39 -0800 (PST), JackH
>>
>>
>>
>> <jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>> >> >> twat.  If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>> >> >> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>> >> >> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.  
>>
>> >> >> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>> >> >> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>> >> >> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>> >> >> hand this shotgun in".
>>
>> >> >Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
>> >> >doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
>> >> >handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
>> >> >my way to the police station'.
>>
>> >> You seem to have missed the key part of my point, which was "if the
>> >> law were repealed.."
>
>> >Bad choice of word on my part - replace 'doesn't' with 'wouldn't'.
>>
>> <sigh>
>>
>> My point is that, if you make it legal for a genuine chap to take an
>> unlicensed shotgun to the cop shop, then it becomes easier for
>> ne'er-do-wells to claim a get out clause.
>
> And my point was

{ snip }

LOL .. poor Steve. Still proving that he has the analytical maturity of a
four year old..

Buzby

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:53:59 PM11/18/09
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Champ wrote:

> And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick (and so less
> likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
> shotgun through town).

You reckon?

--
Buzby
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot"

Beav

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"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
news:io08g5hpee58ev8v0...@4ax.com...

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:40:13 +0000 (UTC), "Krusty"
> <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Champ wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:55:51 -0000, "JB" <n...@spam.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> > http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>
>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>> current Government?
>
>>It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>
> Maybe.
>
> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.
>
> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
> hand this shotgun in".

Yeah, but if you'd already *gone* to the nick and handed it over, it's not
"quite" the same thing, is it?

I think what's happened to this fellow is a little Pythonesque myself.

--
Beav

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Beav

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Nov 18, 2009, 6:58:53 PM11/18/09
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"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
news:l038g59mfr3tqclas...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:53:15 -0800 (PST), Steve
> <steve...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>>On 18 Nov, 14:27, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>>> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>>> it up and
>
>>at this point you would be guilty...
>
> Of course. Which is why I'd put it down again sharpish. And not
> admit to having touched it.

Your DNA's all over it. You're going dahn.

Beav

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"TOG@Toil" <totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On 18 Nov, 15:25, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>
>> In all honestly, I doubt I'd even pick it up - I'd just nudge it a bit
>> with my boot, with a yes-that-really-does-seem-to-be-a-shotgun
>> expression on my face.
>
> And then go: "Ouch, oh deary me" as it blows your foot off....

And get a conviction for discharging an unlicensed firearm in a public
place, just to cap the day off nicely.

Beav

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Nov 18, 2009, 7:02:02 PM11/18/09
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"doetnietcomputeren" <doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2009111816074264440-doesnotcompute@gmailcom...

> On 2009-11-18 15:27:21 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> said:
>
> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>>>> g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>>
>>>> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>>> current Government?
>>
>>> It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>>
>> Maybe.
>>
>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.
>
> There's a part of this story that isn't quite right.
>
> Why did he phone and see the Chief Super (or whoever) as opposed to
> dealing with it via the front desk?

And why did he remove it from the bag and "point it at the wall"?

Guy's a facking natter

Beav

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"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:49:15 -0800 (PST), JackH
> <jackha...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> >> >http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handin
>>> >> > g-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>
>>> >> Can you please briefly explain what this story has to do with the
>>> >> current Government?
>>> >It's a stupid law that they could get rid of at the drop of a hat.
>>>
>>> Maybe.
>>>
>>> Having read the story, I think the bloke was, as the very least, a
>>> twat. If I found a shotgun in my garden, I'd go and look at it, pick
>>> it up and then put it down again very carefully, and call the police.
>>> No way would I cheerfuly carry it to the cop shop.
>>>
>>> If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>>> bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>>> you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>>> hand this shotgun in".
>
>>Take this case at face value, and the latter example you just gave
>>doesn't apply; he'd walked into a police station with the gun and
>>handed it over rather than been caught with it and then said 'I was on
>>my way to the police station'.
>
> You seem to have missed the key part of my point, which was "if the
> law were repealed.."

Do they repeal this law every time there's an amnesty on firearm ownership
encouraging people to bring their unwanted guns/knives/etc to the nick, or
are they all arrested and charged with posession?

Beav

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"TMack" <tonyREMOVE...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:he1cg7$pam$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> JB wrote:
>>
> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>
> I bet there is a history to this. The bloke was previously convicted of
> assualt on a DVLA inspector and only got off on appeal.

So basically, he was innocent then. Not "unguilty", but innocent.

> Then there is the
> fact that he was "grandstanding" by setting up the appointment without
> disclosing that he would be bringing in a gun, which suggests that he is
> probably a self-important twat who may have previously got on the wrong
> side
> of his local plod.

He may well be a self important twat, but there's nothing to suggest he's
guilty of anything other than being a twat. Self important or otherwise.

> He claims to have found the gun the day before but has
> no way of proving that

If there's any doubt, it's up to the "other side" to prove he *didn't* just
find it. It's not up to him to prove a thing.


> - he could have had it for days, weeks or months.

He could, but did he?

> Why didn't he report it immediately if he "found" it - after all, it could
> be vital evidence in some recent crime. The plod may have taken the
> opportunity to rid themselves of someone the regard as a local nuisance.

5 years for being someone that *maybe* plod doesn't like?

> Very unfortunate that he appears to have been prosecuted for doing what
> superficially appears to have been the right thing. However, there may
> well
> be other dimensions.

There may well be, but what are they?

Champ

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On 18 Nov 2009 22:53:59 GMT, "Buzby" <g...@pumpupthe.net> wrote:

>Champ wrote:

>> And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick (and so less
>> likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
>> shotgun through town).

>You reckon?

I do.

Traditionally, the armed forces have drawn their recruits from the
poorest areas, where they find young men with few qualifications and
poor prospects. Most people who have the choice choose take a job
that doesn't involve them being shot at.

Champ

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Nov 18, 2009, 7:24:50 PM11/18/09
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<gives up>

You have a real talent for stupidity, you know.

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 18, 2009, 7:57:48 PM11/18/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Beav"
<beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> saying something like:

>Do they repeal this law every time there's an amnesty on firearm ownership
>encouraging people to bring their unwanted guns/knives/etc to the nick, or
>are they all arrested and charged with posession?

"Amnesty" would cover it. In the past I wouldn't have thought twice
about nipping down the copshop with a gun I'd found, but in the UK now,
after this, fuck that.

Colin Irvine

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:14:09 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon squeezed out the
following:

Form.

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des popping in

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:06:29 PM11/18/09
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On 2009-11-19, Beav <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
> "TMack" <tonyREMOVE...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
> news:he1cg7$pam$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> JB wrote:
>>>
>> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>
>> I bet there is a history to this. The bloke was previously convicted of
>> assualt on a DVLA inspector and only got off on appeal.
>
> So basically, he was innocent then. Not "unguilty", but innocent.

There is no such verdict.

des popping in

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:20:37 PM11/18/09
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Even 'back in the day', I'd not have touched. I recall playing cops and
robbers in the woods with a schoolchum, circa 1973, when we happened across
an olive-green steel box, with military stencilling in yellow. Even at
that tender age, we knew not to touch it, and to warn our parents (who in
my case, were plod). 'course, it was nothing, i.e. the box was empty.

Even in a country with saner (or should I say less hysterical, as the UK
has gone absolutely fucking mental in its whackjob, knee-jerk terror of
'the gun') firearms laws, I wouldn't touch a gun I found. How do you
prove that your dabs are on it _only_ because you picked it up to hand in?
How do you prove that _you_ weren't the cunt who used it to knock off the
local Agnews? How do you prove that you were home watching 'Holby City'
when the panda car got shot at?

And so on. All in theory, of course, but one can't be too careful at the
moment as your country is the sick man of the world at the moment. No
disrespect meant to any individual Brit, but with H&S lunacy, blatant calls
for Vichy-style 'délation' of 'anything suspicious', the relentless
dumbing-down of the working classes to the extent that they're effectively
rednecks without the guns, and a political élite who aren't even making a
_pretence_ of being representative anymore, you lot are in trouble.

I'm surprised more of you aren't doing what Timo's done.

JackH

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Nov 18, 2009, 8:30:09 PM11/18/09
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You have a real talent for dismissing something when it doesn't fit
with your own personal POV rather than actually arguing your corner,
you know.

What I've said above isn't that absurd... if it is, then explain why
rather than casually dismissing it out of hand.

--
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Pete Fisher

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Nov 19, 2009, 2:40:23 AM11/19/09
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In communiqu� <dca8g55uijrqg27nf...@4ax.com>, Colin Irvine
<lo...@bottom.of.home.page> cast forth these pearls of wisdom
>On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:10:36 +0000 (UTC), Krusty squeezed out the
>following:
>
>>Colin Irvine wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:27:21 +0000, Champ squeezed out the following:

>>>
>>> > If the law were repealed, then if I were a bad guy on the way to do
>>> > bad things with a shotgun, and I got nicked, I'd say "Thank goodness
>>> > you're here, officer - I was just on my way to the police station to
>>> > hand this shotgun in".
>>>
>>> Absolutely.
>>>
>>> So in answer to the OP, it isn't a bad law brought in by the present
>>> government, it's a good law brought in by a previous government.

>>
>>I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence.
>
>That simply makes it the best sort of law - unequivocal.
>

Environmental protection law has many strict liability offences with no
'mens rea' consideration. It is also a basic tenet of jurisprudence that
"ignorance of the law is no defence".

It is up to the prosecutors, however, to consider whether bringing a
prosecution in a particular case is in the public interest.

This one is tricky. At first sight it seems like a draconian over
reaction, but aspects of the conduct of the perpetrator need to be taken
in to account. Why, after phoning the police before hand, not say why he
was going down to the cop shop. Why remove the gun (let's remember this
was a sawn off shotgun, not a small practice pistol) from the bag as
soon as he got there?

Not only clearly guilty of committing a strict liability offence, but
also stupid and arrogant [1]. This may be a classic case of "pour
encourage les autres."


[1] Not unknown character traits in these parts TBF.


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Scraggy

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Colin Irvine wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:14:09 +0000, Grimly Curmudgeon squeezed out the
> following:
>
>> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
>> drugs began to take hold. I remember Colin Irvine
>> <lo...@bottom.of.home.page> saying something like:
>>
>>>> I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence.
>>>
>>> That simply makes it the best sort of law - unequivocal.
>>
>> What the fuck are you on?
>
> Form.

<g>
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Champ

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:27:09 AM11/19/09
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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:30:09 -0800 (PST), JackH
<jackha...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>> You have a real talent for stupidity, you know.
>
>You have a real talent for dismissing something when it doesn't fit
>with your own personal POV rather than actually arguing your corner,
>you know.

<takes deep breath>

We're not discussing my 'point of view', we're arguing about your
basic inability to follow a logical argument.

1. Chap is had up in court for what, on face value, seems reasonable
behaviour - handing in a shotgun.
2. I point out that, if it were indeed legal to behave as he did, any
scrote caught with a shotgun might try and use this as a get out
clause.

Then you chime in saying that the original chap might have been a
reasonable, non-scrote. Well, yes, that's the fucking point, isn't it
- the law has to be there for the bad guys, and if, even as a good
guy, you break it, then you're going to face the same consequences.

Malc

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:56:21 AM11/19/09
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On 18 Nov, 22:07, "Dave Emerson" <Dave_dot_Emer...@LineOne.net> wrote:
> "malc" <malunspamwh...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message

>
> news:Ea_Mm.6513$Ym4....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>
> > Tosspot wrote:
>
> >> The bloke was a spazzer.  I'd have kept it.
>
> > I'd have been tempted I must admit.
>
> He found it in his garden, it might have been a plant.
>
>
Up a gun tree perhaps?

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Nov 19, 2009, 4:41:05 AM11/19/09
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On 2009-11-19 02:20:37 +0100, des popping in <d...@des.com> said:

> local Agnews? How do you prove that you were home watching 'Holby City'
> when the panda car got shot at?

I'd rather go down.

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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 19, 2009, 8:24:48 AM11/19/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Colin Irvine
<lo...@bottom.of.home.page> saying something like:

>>>That simply makes it the best sort of law - unequivocal.


>>
>>What the fuck are you on?
>
>Form.

Ah, right.

Nige

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Nov 19, 2009, 8:37:47 AM11/19/09
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" <grimly...@REMOVEgmail.com> wrote in message
news:kcs8g5d3c07310nhs...@4ax.com...

> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
> drugs began to take hold. I remember Colin Irvine
> <lo...@bottom.of.home.page> saying something like:
>
>>>I don't see how it's a good law when you have no defence.
>>
>>That simply makes it the best sort of law - unequivocal.
>
> What the fuck are you on?

The bench by the look of his FB pic :)


Beav

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:12:27 AM11/19/09
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"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
news:u30ag5l9enm45c56a...@4ax.com...

> On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:30:09 -0800 (PST), JackH
> <jackha...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> You have a real talent for stupidity, you know.
>>
>>You have a real talent for dismissing something when it doesn't fit
>>with your own personal POV rather than actually arguing your corner,
>>you know.
>
> <takes deep breath>
>
> We're not discussing my 'point of view', we're arguing about your
> basic inability to follow a logical argument.
>
> 1. Chap is had up in court for what, on face value, seems reasonable
> behaviour - handing in a shotgun.
> 2. I point out that, if it were indeed legal to behave as he did, any
> scrote caught with a shotgun might try and use this as a get out
> clause.

I don't actually believe you've written that. What has walking into a cop
shop and handiond in a sawn-off got to do with a scrote being caught on the
street with one? One has *actually* handed it in to the police, while the
other patently hasn't, he's been caught in the street with a gun and has
given no indication that he was headed to the nick. The bloke in the article
said he's rang the station and told them he was coming in, even if he didn't
say why.

>
> Then you chime in saying that the original chap might have been a
> reasonable, non-scrote. Well, yes, that's the fucking point, isn't it
> - the law has to be there for the bad guys, and if, even as a good
> guy, you break it, then you're going to face the same consequences.

Which is plainly ridiculous. I think there's a distinction between being in
possession of a weapon and giving a found one to Plod and if the mere fact
that one handled the gun (by removing it from its bag at the nick) is
committing a crime worthy of 5 years in pokey, then what's the next step in
this downward spiral of "It ain't fuck all to do wiv me guv" world we're
living in? "

I saw a bloke holding a gun on an old woman outside the post office, but I
couldn't take it off him or it'd be me for the chop"

I wonder if you'd be quite so "entertaining" if it was you who found the gun
and was caught opening the bag to look at it?

Needless to say, there's more to this case than we've seen or heard, but
based on the "facts" as we know them, it's a tad harsh to say the least.

Beav

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:15:39 AM11/19/09
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"des popping in" <d...@des.com> wrote in message
news:008e1e72$0$26916$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

Really!. Well I'm truly fucking astounded.

Have a guess what " " they're for.

Adrian

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:16:38 AM11/19/09
to
"Beav" <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying:

>> 2. I point out that, if it were indeed legal to behave as he did, any
>> scrote caught with a shotgun might try and use this as a get out
>> clause.

> I don't actually believe you've written that. What has walking into a
> cop shop and handiond in a sawn-off got to do with a scrote being caught
> on the street with one? One has *actually* handed it in to the police,
> while the other patently hasn't, he's been caught in the street with a
> gun and has given no indication that he was headed to the nick.

The difference could be as simple as five minutes and 100yds.

Or did this muppet teleport straight from his front room to the police
station?

des popping in

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:19:13 AM11/19/09
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Solution: just carry it completely concealed. Or do Brit plod now hav
powers of random stop and search?

Adrian

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:23:32 AM11/19/09
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des popping in <d...@des.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

How did they manage to stop this scrote wandering around with a shotgun,
then...?

des popping in

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:28:00 AM11/19/09
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On 2009-11-19, Beav <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>
> "des popping in" <d...@des.com> wrote in message
> news:008e1e72$0$26916$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> On 2009-11-19, Beav <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> "TMack" <tonyREMOVE...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
>>> news:he1cg7$pam$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> JB wrote:
>>>>>
>>>> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>>
>>>> I bet there is a history to this. The bloke was previously convicted of
>>>> assualt on a DVLA inspector and only got off on appeal.
>>>
>>> So basically, he was innocent then. Not "unguilty", but innocent.
>>
>> There is no such verdict.
>
> Really!. Well I'm truly fucking astounded.
>
> Have a guess what " " they're for.
>
>

Um .....

Champ

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Nov 19, 2009, 11:48:58 AM11/19/09
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Thank you for saving me the trouble for pointing out the bleedin
obvious.

TMack

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Nov 19, 2009, 12:24:41 PM11/19/09
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Beav wrote:
> "TMack" <tonyREMOVE...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote in
> message news:he1cg7$pam$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> JB wrote:
>>>
>>
http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>
>> I bet there is a history to this. The bloke was previously
>> convicted of assualt on a DVLA inspector and only got off on appeal.
>
> So basically, he was innocent then. Not "unguilty", but innocent.

I over-simplified. He had the charge reduced to common assault. Basically,
he allegedly hit a DVLA Vehicle Inspector with a broom handle after the DVLA
VI had been inspecting his vehicle's tax disc - but managed to convince the
appeal hearing that he just happened to be sweeping the road outside his
house when the incident happened and the head just happened to fall of the
broom and that the bruises on the DVLA VI just might have happened as the
DVLA VI got out of his car. So possibly not quite the upstanding citizen he
is being portrayed as by some.
http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/golf/Man-accused-attacking-DVLA-inspector-broom-walks-free/article-361380-detail/article.html
--
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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 19, 2009, 12:57:12 PM11/19/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Nige"
<nigel.in...@btinternet.com> saying something like:

Tbh, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Andy Bonwick

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:41:08 PM11/19/09
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Anyone with any sense would find out where rope lives and chuck it in
his back garden. Nobody would believe that it was anyone in his family
owned it because they're all victims.

Alternatively throw it in a river after dark and forget it.

Lozzo

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Nov 19, 2009, 4:13:56 PM11/19/09
to
TMack wrote:

> I over-simplified. He had the charge reduced to common assault.
> Basically, he allegedly hit a DVLA Vehicle Inspector with a broom
> handle after the DVLA VI had been inspecting his vehicle's tax disc -
> but managed to convince the appeal hearing that he just happened to
> be sweeping the road outside his house when the incident happened and
> the head just happened to fall of the broom and that the bruises on
> the DVLA VI just might have happened as the DVLA VI got out of his
> car. So possibly not quite the upstanding citizen he is being
> portrayed as by some.
> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/golf/Man-accused-attacking-DVLA-ins
> pector-broom-walks-free/article-361380-detail/article.html

This bit intrigues me:

"Mr Hart said: "He was carrying a broom stick without the head on the
end of it."

He said the man appeared very aggressive and threatened violence
against him.

"As I got out of my car to ask him what he was doing, he struck me on
the arm two or three times with the handle," he said."

Ummm, the guy is brandishing a broom stick and threatening violence
while the inspector is sitting in his car filling in forms, so the
inspector gets out of his car and claims he got beaten.

Well more fool him, any other sane person would get the fuck out of
Dodge pretty cunting sharpish when confronted by an angry man carrying
a broom handle, but this inspector is so dumb he needs to get out of
his safe car and ask what the guy is doing. What a wanker.

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Nov 19, 2009, 4:22:27 PM11/19/09
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"des popping in" <d...@des.com> wrote in message
news:0315600d$0$1314$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...

In Scotland there's "Not Proven" which is pretty close.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_proven

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des popping in

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Nov 19, 2009, 5:11:10 PM11/19/09
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On 2009-11-19, Dave Emerson <Dave_dot...@LineOne.net> wrote:
>
> "des popping in" <d...@des.com> wrote in message
> news:0315600d$0$1314$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>> On 2009-11-19, Beav <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> "des popping in" <d...@des.com> wrote in message
>>> news:008e1e72$0$26916$c3e...@news.astraweb.com...
>>>> On 2009-11-19, Beav <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "TMack" <tonyREMOVE...@REMOVECAPS.dsl.pipex.com> wrote in
>>>>> message
>>>>> news:he1cg7$pam$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>>> JB wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/news/Ex-soldier-faces-jail-handing-gun/article-1509082-detail/article.html
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I bet there is a history to this. The bloke was previously convicted
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> assualt on a DVLA inspector and only got off on appeal.
>>>>>
>>>>> So basically, he was innocent then. Not "unguilty", but innocent.
>>>>
>>>> There is no such verdict.
>>>
>>> Really!. Well I'm truly fucking astounded.
>>>
>>> Have a guess what " " they're for.
>
> In Scotland there's "Not Proven" which is pretty close.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_proven

'pretty close' to what? To 'unguilty'? Not really. 'Unproven' is another
way of saying, 'we know you did it, you cunt, but we can't prove it'.

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Nov 19, 2009, 7:19:50 PM11/19/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Lozzo" <lo...@lozzo.org.uk> saying
something like:

>Well more fool him, any other sane person would get the fuck out of
>Dodge pretty cunting sharpish when confronted by an angry man carrying
>a broom handle, but this inspector is so dumb he needs to get out of
>his safe car and ask what the guy is doing. What a wanker.

"STOP THAT, I'm a Government Inspector!"

Pete Fisher

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:45:16 AM11/20/09
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In communiqu� <r2obg5lm723oeu47j...@4ax.com>, Grimly
Curmudgeon <grimly...@REMOVEgmail.com> cast forth these pearls of
wisdom

I hear what you say, and having done a "coping with violence an
aggression" course in my white hat days would have driven off smartly.

IIRC I've already told the story about the scrap yard owner who left the
grease from his nose on mine at the gateway to his yard, whilst I was
attempting to exercise my power of entry.

Cab

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Nov 20, 2009, 3:21:28 AM11/20/09
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On Nov 19, 1:23 am, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On 18 Nov 2009 22:53:59 GMT, "Buzby" <g...@pumpupthe.net> wrote:
>
> >Champ wrote:
> >> And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick  (and so less
> >> likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
> >> shotgun through town).
> >You reckon?
>
> I do.
>
> Traditionally, the armed forces have drawn their recruits from the
> poorest areas, where they find young men with few qualifications and
> poor prospects.  Most people who have the choice choose take a job
> that doesn't involve them being shot at.

What a load of bollocks. That may have been the case in the before
WWII, but that certainly doesn't apply to anything post-national
service.

--
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Champ

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Nov 20, 2009, 4:03:37 AM11/20/09
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On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:21:28 -0800 (PST), Cab <ros...@gmail.com>
wrote:

No?

Why do squaddies have such an appalling reputation around Aldershot,
then?

CT

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Nov 20, 2009, 4:08:27 AM11/20/09
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Champ wrote:

> Why do squaddies have such an appalling reputation around Aldershot,
> then?

TBF, Aldershot is, and always has been, a shit-hole. It drags everyone
down to its level.

--
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Cab

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Nov 20, 2009, 4:30:24 AM11/20/09
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On Nov 20, 10:03 am, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:21:28 -0800 (PST), Cab <ros...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Nov 19, 1:23 am, Champ <n...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
> >> On 18 Nov 2009 22:53:59 GMT, "Buzby" <g...@pumpupthe.net> wrote:
>
> >> >Champ wrote:
> >> >> And lets not forget, soldiers are usually pretty thick  (and so less
> >> >> likely to think throught the implications of carrying an unlicensed
> >> >> shotgun through town).
> >> >You reckon?
>
> >> I do.
>
> >> Traditionally, the armed forces have drawn their recruits from the
> >> poorest areas, where they find young men with few qualifications and
> >> poor prospects.  Most people who have the choice choose take a job
> >> that doesn't involve them being shot at.
> >What a load of bollocks. That may have been the case in the before
> >WWII, but that certainly doesn't apply to anything post-national
> >service.
>
> No?
>
> Why do squaddies have such an appalling reputation around Aldershot,
> then?

They're young soldiers, trained to be aggressive and kill. It's got
bugger all to do with their level of education or level of income. A
career in the forces is still a bloody good career.

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Nov 20, 2009, 5:00:52 AM11/20/09
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Cab <ros...@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece:

>What a load of bollocks. That may have been the case in the before
>WWII, but that certainly doesn't apply to anything post-national
>service.

To be fair, that describes my squaddie mates perfectly. It's certainly
how they saw themselves when they joined up.

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ogden

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Nov 20, 2009, 5:47:48 AM11/20/09
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Right up to the point you lose both legs and an arm in Helmand.

"Your daddy well he died in the Falklands
Fighting for another man's cause
And your brother he was killed in the last war
And your mother well she's lying home alone"

--
ogden

CT

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Nov 20, 2009, 5:54:31 AM11/20/09
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ogden wrote:

> "Your daddy well he died in the Falklands
> Fighting for another man's cause
> And your brother he was killed in the last war
> And your mother well she's lying home alone"

*You* quoting The Levellers?!

Well I never - it will be prog rock next, I'm telling you!

--
Chris

Krusty

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Nov 20, 2009, 5:57:27 AM11/20/09
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ogden wrote:

> "Your daddy well he died in the Falklands
> Fighting for another man's cause
> And your brother he was killed in the last war
> And your mother well she's lying home alone"

Sounds like she needs comforting.

--
Krusty

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