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CT
LCD touch-screen thingy in reception where you effectively sign in so
they know you're there.
Anyway, I signed in and then had reason to talk to the receptionist[1].
Afterwards she asked me if I had "arrived myself". To which I replied,
"What?". "Have you arrived yourself?" she asked again. At this point
I sort of got the gist of what she meant.
[1] For blood test results from last week. All OK, inc. liver & kidney
functions and cholesterol. Which was nice.
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> Ace wrote:
>
> > > Anyway, I signed in and then had reason to talk to the
> > > receptionist[1]. Afterwards she asked me if I had "arrived
> > > myself". To which I replied, "What?". "Have you arrived
> > > yourself?" she asked again. At this point I sort of got the gist
> > > of what she meant.
> >
> > Which was?
>
> Told the machine on the wall that you have arrived.
*ding*
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Beav
"CT" <m...@christrollen.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Since moving I have had to change doctors surgery and the new one has a
> LCD touch-screen thingy in reception where you effectively sign in so
> they know you're there.
>
> Anyway, I signed in and then had reason to talk to the receptionist[1].
> Afterwards she asked me if I had "arrived myself". To which I replied,
"Come again"?
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"des" <d...@yahoo.fr> wrote in message
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> In article <6o2lp1F...@mid.individual.net>,
> "Cane" <cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> I don't know why I bother. The man has the deductive skills of a
>> lollipop lady.
>
> 'all great truths begin as blasphemies' ...
Jesus, what a load of bollocks.
Brownz
> CT wrote:
> > Since moving I have had to change doctors surgery and the new one has
> > a LCD touch-screen thingy in reception where you effectively sign in
> > so they know you're there.
>
> > Anyway, I signed in and then had reason to talk to the
> > receptionist[1]. Afterwards she asked me if I had "arrived myself".
> > To which I replied, "What?". "Have you arrived yourself?" she asked
> > again. At this point I sort of got the gist of what she meant.
>
>
> > [1] For blood test results from last week. All OK, inc. liver &
> > kidney functions and cholesterol. Which was nice.
>
> after a nervous few months. Feel happy as a sand boy this morning.
>
Huzzah ! Glad to hear that matey.
Grimly Curmudgeon
drugs began to take hold. I remember "CT" <m...@christrollen.co.uk> saying
something like:
>Since moving I have had to change doctors surgery and the new one has a
>LCD touch-screen thingy in reception where you effectively sign in so
>they know you're there.
>
>Anyway, I signed in and then had reason to talk to the receptionist[1].
>Afterwards she asked me if I had "arrived myself". To which I replied,
>"What?". "Have you arrived yourself?" she asked again. At this point
>I sort of got the gist of what she meant.
It is a bastardisation, isn't it?
Initially I thought she was asking if you'd come with your carer.
squa...@gmail.com
>
> I don't know why I bother. The man has the deductive skills of a
> lollipop lady.
Whooooh yeah! This lollipop lady could deduce you:-
Geddit?
vulgarandmischevious
>AOL. I had a bit of health news yesterday which ame as a fucking relief
>after a nervous few months. Feel happy as a sand boy this morning.
Definitely firing blanks, then. Good-oh.
vulgarandmischevious
>Since moving I have had to change doctors surgery and the new one has a
>LCD touch-screen thingy in reception where you effectively sign in so
>they know you're there.
Hmm, I see what you mean. Is it possible to ineffectively sign-in?
Perhaps not - if the actively were particularly ineffective, the
signing-in would not have been successful, surely.
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<cane...@gmail.com> typed
>
>AOL. I had a bit of health news yesterday which ame as a fucking relief
>after a nervous few months. Feel happy as a sand boy this morning.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7726118.stm ?
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Lady Nina
wrote:
>Cane wrote:
>
>> > Whooooh yeah! This lollipop lady could deduce you:-
>> >
>> > http://tinyurl.com/657u8r
>> >
>> > Geddit?
>>
>> ewww
>
>Glad to see I'm not the only one. Why? I mean, why do people find women
>like that attractive?
>
>Audrey Hepburn or Charlotte Coleman and I can see the fuss.
You've turned into a necrophiliac?
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DR
>Lady Nina wrote:
>
>> > Glad to see I'm not the only one. Why? I mean, why do people find
>> > women like that attractive?
>> >
>> > Audrey Hepburn or Charlotte Coleman and I can see the fuss.
>>
>> You've turned into a necrophiliac?
>
Morena Baccarin.
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> DR wrote:
>
>> sweller posted:
>>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Glad to see I'm not the only one. Why? I mean, why do people
>> find >> > women like that attractive?
>>>>> Audrey Hepburn or Charlotte Coleman and I can see the fuss.
>>>> You've turned into a necrophiliac?
>>> No. I'll give some thought to most beautiful living woman.
>> Morena Baccarin.
>
> Sorry, but the most beautiful woman who has ever lived was Audrey
> Hepburn - no contest.
It's time she was canonized. There are many cases where praying to her
has caused a miraculous raising of the dead.
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Beav
"sweller" <swe...@mztech.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Cane wrote:
>
>> > Whooooh yeah! This lollipop lady could deduce you:-
>> >
>> > http://tinyurl.com/657u8r
>> >
>> > Geddit?
>>
>
> Glad to see I'm not the only one. Why? I mean, why do people find women
> like that attractive?
I've no idea, but have you seen that prog on one of the cuntish channels
"Girls of the Playboy mansion"? Every fucking one of them looks exactly like
any other and they're all trying to be Pam Anderson. It beggars belief that
a country the size of Septicland has fallen for this fake everything shite.
>
> Audrey Hepburn or Charlotte Coleman and I can see the fuss.
Indeed.
Bear
> I've no idea, but have you seen that prog on one of the cuntish channels
> "Girls of the Playboy mansion"? Every fucking one of them looks exactly like
> any other and they're all trying to be Pam Anderson. It beggars belief that
> a country the size of Septicland has fallen for this fake everything shite.
It's the fake lips "wide mouthed bass" look that revolts me.
Must be like kissing a sink plunger.
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ogden
Nicola McLean seems like a pleasant addition to this year's I'm A Celeb
crop. Cop a load of those plastic puppies.
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CT
> Nicola McLean seems like a pleasant addition to this year's I'm A
> Celeb crop. Cop a load of those plastic puppies.
<fx:makes mental note to tune in to a program that I absolutely detest>
Never heard of her though - who/what is she? Model? Ex-model?
Hollyoaks actress? Footballers wife?
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Jim
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CT
But Page 3 stopped using "enhanced" models years back, so she's either
not Page 3 or she's knocking on a bit.
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saying:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicola_McLean
G/f of a Peterborough United footballer...
ogden
She's ex-page3. The Sun weren't interested after she had them inflated
to 32GG.
Jim
http://www.page3.com/girl/nicola_mclean/index.shtml
which presumably means no plastic involved.
CT
> "CT" <m...@christrollen.co.uk> gurgled happily, sounding much like they
> were saying:
>
> > Never heard of her though - who/what is she? Model? Ex-model?
> > Hollyoaks actress? Footballers wife?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicola_McLean
>
> G/f of a Peterborough United footballer...
In the words of Meat Loaf, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.[1]
Are you sure she was never in Hollyoaks?
[1] Counting model/ex-model as one, anyhow.
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Hog
I shouldn't have looked, not a paper I ever buy, quelle surprise, but
</lesley philips mode>
*I say, Ding Dong*
Ruth Reynolds
<\LPM>
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Jim
Hog <hog...@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:
>> http://www.page3.com/girl/nicola_mclean/index.shtml
>>
>> which presumably means no plastic involved.
>
>I shouldn't have looked, not a paper I ever buy, quelle surprise, but
>
> </lesley philips mode>
>
>*I say, Ding Dong*
Antidote:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/01/18/diary-of-a-wannabee-wag-115875-20289112/
It took me about 3 paragraphs to realise oh bugger it I can't be
bothered with her any more.
Hog
No! you gonk not that tart. Ruth Reynolds
Jim
Hog <hog...@freenetCHIPS.co.uk> wrote:
>> Antidote:
>>
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/01/18/diary-of-a-wannabee-wag-115875-20289112/
>>
>> It took me about 3 paragraphs to realise oh bugger it I can't be
>> bothered with her any more.
>
>No! you gonk not that tart. Ruth Reynolds
Oh, right you are. Sorry, have no antidote for her.
Beav
"Bear" <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In article <25dUk.115777$b76...@newsfe21.ams2>, Beav says...
>
>> I've no idea, but have you seen that prog on one of the cuntish channels
>> "Girls of the Playboy mansion"? Every fucking one of them looks exactly
>> like
>> any other and they're all trying to be Pam Anderson. It beggars belief
>> that
>> a country the size of Septicland has fallen for this fake everything
>> shite.
>
> It's the fake lips "wide mouthed bass" look that revolts me.
To be honet, it's the fake everything that does my head in. The lips thing I
agree with absolutely,. They look fucking dreadful.
>
> Must be like kissing a sink plunger.
I don't think I get that close without throwing up all over the owner of the
lips and that wouldn't be nice. Well not for her anyway. Or him if he's
called Pete Whatacunt.
Beav
"ogden" <og...@pre.org> wrote in message
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All I can see when I look at them is "Kenny Everett".
Beav
"CT" <m...@christrollen.co.uk> wrote in message
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Thick as shit bint. That about covers it all.
Beav
"Jim" <nu...@0.0.0.0> wrote in message
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Pre plastic they are and obviously so.
doetnietcomputeren
> have you seen that prog on one of the cuntish channels
> "Girls of the Playboy mansion"? Every fucking one of them looks exactly like
> any other and they're all trying to be Pam Anderson. It beggars belief that
> a country the size of Septicland has fallen for this fake everything shite.
They haven't. Hth.
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"doetnietcomputeren" <doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Not really. When these tarts are "looked up to" as they are, it's a bit of a
giveaway.
doetnietcomputeren
>>> have you seen that prog on one of the cuntish channels
>>> "Girls of the Playboy mansion"? Every fucking one of them looks exactly
>>> like any other and they're all trying to be Pam Anderson. It beggars
>>> belief that a country the size of Septicland has fallen for this fake
>>> everything shite.
>>
>> They haven't. Hth.
>
> Not really. When these tarts are "looked up to" as they are, it's a bit of a
> giveaway.
>
They're not. Hth.
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Beav
Ok. Hth.