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AndrewR

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Jan 20, 2004, 12:07:10 PM1/20/04
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Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
practice.

Anybody want to go halfers with me?

http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478

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Klaatu

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Jan 20, 2004, 12:08:29 PM1/20/04
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:07:10 -0000, "AndrewR"
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>Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
>practice.
>
>Anybody want to go halfers with me?
>
>http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478

Monthy repayments £88 - this could be the ukrm "clubhouse"


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Cane

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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
> practice.
>
> Anybody want to go halfers with me?
>
> http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478

What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is only £500k
and it's awful.

If ever there was conclusive proof that the north is shit this site does it.

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CT

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Jan 20, 2004, 12:14:32 PM1/20/04
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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
> practice.
>
> Anybody want to go halfers with me?
>


Maybe. Is it in a nice area?

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Paul Corfield

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Jan 20, 2004, 1:38:58 PM1/20/04
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:07:10 -0000, "AndrewR"
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>Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
>practice.
>
>Anybody want to go halfers with me?
>
>http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478

I love the way they call derelict properties "investment opportunities".
I could buy that outright - not that I would want to.

Having looked at some of the properties on offer in Newcastle I am
genuinely surprised at how expensive some parts of the city are and then
how appallingly derelict others are. Don't know why they just don't
flatten places like Benwell and start again. There was one place up for
auction with a bidding range of £1-£10,000!
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Alan.T.Gower

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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
> practice.
>
> Anybody want to go halfers with me?
>
> http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478


It's perfect. It even has it's own quaint dereliction.


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Alan.T.Gower

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Jan 20, 2004, 2:36:31 PM1/20/04
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"Cane" <en...@ukrm.org> wrote in message
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> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:bujn38$hp86n$1...@ID-84584.news.uni-berlin.de...
>
> > Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed
DIY
> > practice.
> >
> > Anybody want to go halfers with me?
> >
> > http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478
>
> What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is only
£500k
> and it's awful.
>


Exactly what can you buy for just 500K?

Slider

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Jan 20, 2004, 3:44:35 PM1/20/04
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Cane wrote:

> What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is only
> £500k and it's awful.

http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=678

Bargain.

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Anne Jackson

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from Klaatu <Kla...@NewPlanet.com> contains these words:

You'd need the house next-door as well...it looks as if it's vacant.

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AndrewR

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I reckon we could easily get the pair for 30k.

Of course, as clubhouses go, it's about out of the way for the London boys
.... but there are probably down sides as well.

pseudoplatypus

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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
> practice.
>
> Anybody want to go halfers with me?
>
> http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478

Fort Apache, The Bronx...

Erik The Bee

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Jan 20, 2004, 5:17:35 PM1/20/04
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Cane wrote:

> What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is only £500k
> and it's awful.


>
> If ever there was conclusive proof that the southerners are wankers this post does it.
>

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Alan.T.Gower

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> "Alan.T.Gower" <Alan.T.Go...@ukrm.net> wrote:
>
> >"Cane" <en...@ukrm.org> wrote in message
> >news:bujngc$iuq0o$1...@ID-97762.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >> What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is
only
> >£500k
> >> and it's awful.
> >>
> >
> >Exactly what can you buy for just 500K?
>
> Let us know in 6 months?


OK

SteveH

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Jan 20, 2004, 7:30:45 PM1/20/04
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Alan.T.Gower <Alan.T.Go...@ukrm.net> wrote:

> > What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is only
> > £500k
> > and it's awful.
> >
>
>
> Exactly what can you buy for just 500K?

Newcastle.

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Jan 21, 2004, 5:29:30 AM1/21/04
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"Paul Corfield" <aoo...@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
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> Having looked at some of the properties on offer in Newcastle I am
> genuinely surprised at how expensive some parts of the city are and then
> how appallingly derelict others are. Don't know why they just don't
> flatten places like Benwell and start again.

Well there has been a lot of redevelopment in and around Newcastle
recently.

Some places have done very well from it - prices of flats down at the
Quayside are sky high now, whereas 10 years ago you couldn't have given
away a place down there.

Other places haven't faired so well, possibly because developers have
just bought cheap land and knocked up a load of nice houses, without any
further development of the surrounding area. The Quayside, for example,
is now very cosmopolitan, with trendy cafes and bars, the art gallery
and the opera house.

> There was one place up for
> auction with a bidding range of £1-£10,000!

Yes, I saw that one as well. It's obviously a bargain given that the
estate agents hadn't been able to get access and it was in an area
that's about to go under a compulsory purchase order.

Nice.

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Klaatu

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Jan 21, 2004, 5:52:52 AM1/21/04
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What does that make a midlander that, when they moved to the North, got
called a southener, who now lives in the South, and is called a northener?

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tallbloke

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Klaatu <Kla...@NewPlanet.com> spouted the following in
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> On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:17:35 +0000, Erik The Bee
> <erik....@buzzzen.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Cane wrote:
>>
>>> What a fascinating site. The most expensive thing they've got is
>>> only £500k and it's awful.
>>
>>
>>>
>>> If ever there was conclusive proof that the southerners are wankers
>>> this post does it.

Confused of Catford writes



>
> What does that make a midlander that, when they moved to the North,
> got called a southener, who now lives in the South, and is called a
> northener?
>
>

Mixed up.

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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:52:52 +0000, Klaatu <Kla...@NewPlanet.com>
wrote:

A "turgid little snot gobbler" surely?
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Dr Ivan D. Reid

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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:52:52 +0000, Klaatu <Kla...@NewPlanet.com>
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> What does that make a midlander that, when they moved to the North, got
> called a southener, who now lives in the South, and is called a northener?

That reminds me of the age-old question: if a married couple from
Tasmania moved to Queensland, fell apart, and got a divorce -- would they
still be brother and sister?

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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 13:21:27 +0000 (UTC), "Dr Ivan D. Reid"
<Ivan...@brunel.ac.uk> wrote:

>On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:52:52 +0000, Klaatu <Kla...@NewPlanet.com>
> wrote in <r8ms00tvvhoqrmb7q...@4ax.com>:
>
>> What does that make a midlander that, when they moved to the North, got
>> called a southener, who now lives in the South, and is called a northener?
>
> That reminds me of the age-old question: if a married couple from
>Tasmania moved to Queensland, fell apart, and got a divorce -- would they
>still be brother and sister?

Heh !

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Zobo Kolonie

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Paul Corfield <aoo...@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:07:10 -0000, "AndrewR"
> <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Perhaps this one is more me and it would give me some much needed DIY
> >practice.
> >
> >Anybody want to go halfers with me?
> >
> >http://www.pattinson.co.uk/asp/buy/viewproperty.asp?property=478
>
> I love the way they call derelict properties "investment opportunities".
> I could buy that outright - not that I would want to.
>
> Having looked at some of the properties on offer in Newcastle I am
> genuinely surprised at how expensive some parts of the city are and then
> how appallingly derelict others are. Don't know why they just don't
> flatten places like Benwell and start again. There was one place up for
> auction with a bidding range of £1-£10,000!
>
When I were a lad my paternal family moved to Co Durham. Very nice it were
too. A little village called Etherly, just outside Bishop Auckland. In the
local rags from up thataway there were houses in pit villages being
advertised for sale. ISTR that individually they were fetching about £4,500
or if you wanted to buy a job lot you could get them for £1,500 each.
Presumably the pit had closed.

Later in life I got it together with a lass from Derbyshire, she owned a
house in a little place called Hodthorpe. Well we split up as you do but are
still in touch occassionally. Turns out that she sold up and moved to the
next village in the same year as I bought my flat in London, her three
bedroom terraced house with garage but next to bugger all garden fetched
£24,000 in 1999.

Hay-mazin' wot you can buy in the frozen north for fuck-all-pound-fifty!
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 12:23:03 -0000, "Zobo Kolonie"
<zkol...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote:

>When I were a lad my paternal family moved to Co Durham. Very nice it were
>too. A little village called Etherly, just outside Bishop Auckland. In the
>local rags from up thataway there were houses in pit villages being
>advertised for sale. ISTR that individually they were fetching about £4,500
>or if you wanted to buy a job lot you could get them for £1,500 each.
>Presumably the pit had closed.

I grew up in the North-East, but moved to North Devon in 1984. One
night in the pub in mid-1985, one of my friends pushed a newspaper
across the table to me - they were advertising _streets_ of terraced
houses for 11,500 quid - for a whole block of ~15 houses.

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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 12:23:03 -0000, "Zobo Kolonie"
<zkol...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote:

[house prices in the North East]


>When I were a lad my paternal family moved to Co Durham. Very nice it were
>too. A little village called Etherly, just outside Bishop Auckland. In the
>local rags from up thataway there were houses in pit villages being
>advertised for sale. ISTR that individually they were fetching about £4,500
>or if you wanted to buy a job lot you could get them for £1,500 each.
>Presumably the pit had closed.

Well part of my family lives in Bishop Auckland so I have certainly
heard of Etherly.

Not at all surprised about the prices you quote.

>Hay-mazin' wot you can buy in the frozen north for fuck-all-pound-fifty!

Well yes but look how much you have to spend to make it worth opening
the front door and even if you did I'd imagine it would be smashed to
smithereens within hours.

Zobo Kolonie

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Paul Corfield <aoo...@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 12:23:03 -0000, "Zobo Kolonie"
> <zkol...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote:
>
> [house prices in the North East]
> >Hay-mazin' wot you can buy in the frozen north for fuck-all-pound-fifty!
>
> Well yes but look how much you have to spend to make it worth opening
> the front door and even if you did I'd imagine it would be smashed to
> smithereens within hours.
>
I think my normally long brown hair has just had a blonde moment... erm...
didn't really understand that last paragraph of your's old chap.

Paul Corfield

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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 06:45:49 -0000, "Zobo Kolonie"
<zkol...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote:

>Paul Corfield <aoo...@dsl.pipex.com> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 12:23:03 -0000, "Zobo Kolonie"
>> <zkol...@SPAMSUCKShotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> [house prices in the North East]
>> >Hay-mazin' wot you can buy in the frozen north for fuck-all-pound-fifty!
>>
>> Well yes but look how much you have to spend to make it worth opening
>> the front door and even if you did I'd imagine it would be smashed to
>> smithereens within hours.
>>
>I think my normally long brown hair has just had a blonde moment... erm...
>didn't really understand that last paragraph of your's old chap.

You can buy a property for £10k. It costs say £30K to make habitable.
The area it is in is so badly run down with such dreadful people living
there that you either (a) never get the job finished because so much is
nicked from the work site or (b) if it ever is finished the local yobs
will smash the place to bits and steal anything decent before you move
in. In other words why bother buying it in the first place.

I can't imagine that outsiders with money would be welcomed in places
like Benwell, Elswick or at a guess somewhere like Harton (for the South
Shields shit hole example).

Better?

Zobo Kolonie

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Much. Ta.
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