Splendidly incompetent
The Older Gentleman
drfiting crew-less:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7550836.stm
"A coroner in Queensland has ruled that the men lost their lives in a
freak accident and suggested they drowned in an unfortunate sequence of
events.
It started when one of the men fell in the water while trying to
retrieve some fishing equipment that had become tangled around the
rudder.
Another sailor was lost overboard while trying to mount a rescue.
The coroner found that the third man, the skipper, tried to turn the
boat around by adjusting the sails, but a change in wind direction
caused the boom to swing round and knock him into the choppy seas. "
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The bells, the bells.....
Nige
> What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht, found
> drfiting crew-less:
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7550836.stm
>
> "A coroner in Queensland has ruled that the men lost their lives in a
> freak accident and suggested they drowned in an unfortunate sequence of
> events.
>
> It started when one of the men fell in the water while trying to
> retrieve some fishing equipment that had become tangled around the
> rudder.
>
> Another sailor was lost overboard while trying to mount a rescue.
>
> The coroner found that the third man, the skipper, tried to turn the
> boat around by adjusting the sails, but a change in wind direction
> caused the boom to swing round and knock him into the choppy seas. "
Thats fucking class. It would have been like watching some slapstick comedy
film.
--
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chrisu
> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>> What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht, found
>> drfiting crew-less:
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7550836.stm
>>
>> "A coroner in Queensland has ruled that the men lost their lives in a
>> freak accident and suggested they drowned in an unfortunate sequence of
>> events.
>>
>> It started when one of the men fell in the water while trying to
>> retrieve some fishing equipment that had become tangled around the
>> rudder.
>>
>> Another sailor was lost overboard while trying to mount a rescue.
>>
>> The coroner found that the third man, the skipper, tried to turn the
>> boat around by adjusting the sails, but a change in wind direction
>> caused the boom to swing round and knock him into the choppy seas. "
>
> Thats fucking class. It would have been like watching some slapstick comedy
> film.
>
darwin at its best............
dead...@burnt.org.uk
As amusing as it is... it's apparently nothing but the Coroner's
guess. Still in their 60s so a bunch of Auvaches.
Fr Jack
>What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht, found
>drfiting crew-less:
>
<snip Aussie coroner on drugs>
Empty boat, no evidence... Surely that would be an open verdict?
"She'll be right, mate. Just make something up and they'll piss off
for a beer"
--
Fr. Jack
Life is short and love is always over in the morning.
Wicked Uncle Nigel
dead...@burnt.org.uk typed
>
>As amusing as it is... it's apparently nothing but the Coroner's
>guess.
Ah yeah, right mate. It was all going great until some great galah
shouted "Hey Bruce! Jump into the water!".
--
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My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.
dead...@burnt.org.uk
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
>dead...@burnt.org.uk typed
>>
>>As amusing as it is... it's apparently nothing but the Coroner's
>>guess.
>
>Ah yeah, right mate. It was all going great until some great galah
>shouted "Hey Bruce! Jump into the water!".
They mentioned there was a meal laid out, but they didn't mention the
beer surely an omission of significance?
So maybe the crate of tinnies got dropped over the side and they were
drowned trying to retrieve it?
ST
> On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 12:29:35 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>
> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
> >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
>
> >>As amusing as it is... it's apparently nothing but the Coroner's
> >>guess.
>
> >Ah yeah, right mate. It was all going great until some great galah
> >shouted "Hey Bruce! Jump into the water!".
>
> They mentioned there was a meal laid out, but they didn't mention the
> beer surely an omission of significance?
>
> So maybe the crate of tinnies got dropped over the side and they were
> drowned trying to retrieve it?
The boat is to be renamed the Sheela Celeste....
Grumpy
> On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 06:27:56 +0100, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The
> Older Gentleman) said
>
> >What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht, found
> >drfiting crew-less:
>
> playing in their mind?
>
No.
A FireBlade's an effective toy.
But I'm afraid you can't have mine...
Krusty
>
> On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 06:27:56 +0100, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
> Older Gentleman) said
>
> > What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht,
> > found drfiting crew-less:
>
> Am I the only one who read that with the Benny Hill "chase" music
> playing in their mind?
I sincerely hope so.
> --
> Snowleopard >^..^<
> seeks effective toy
<proffers penis>
--
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www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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Grumpy
> Snowleopard wrote:
>
> > Older Gentleman) said
>
> > > What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht,
> > > found drfiting crew-less:
>
> > Am I the only one who read that with the Benny Hill "chase" music
> > playing in their mind?
>
> I sincerely hope so.
>
> > --
> > Snowleopard >^..^<
> > seeks effective toy
>
> <proffers penis>
>
So *that*'s why your luck with the bints is so shite...
You're just *too subtle*
:o)
Krusty
It's a cross one has to bear.
Grumpy
> On 9 Aug 2008 16:31:00 GMT, "Krusty" <dontwant...@nowhere.invalid>
> said
>
> >Snowleopard wrote:
>
> >> On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 06:27:56 +0100, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The
> >> Older Gentleman) said
>
> >> > What happened to the three Aussies who had been on board a yacht,
> >> > found drfiting crew-less:
>
> >> Am I the only one who read that with the Benny Hill "chase" music
> >> playing in their mind?
>
> >I sincerely hope so.
>
>
> >> --
> >> Snowleopard >^..^<
> >> seeks effective toy
>
> ><proffers penis>
>
>
> But if you'd like to fill in one of thesehttp://tiny.cc/DjhApand
> submit if for consideration, I'll get back to you.
>
<BG>
Champ
<winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>Snowleopard >^..^<
>seeks effective toy
Really?
I guess you have the same issue as Zoe, here
http://girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2006/07/rabbit.html
--
Champ
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken)
neal at champ dot org dot uk
Krusty
> On 9 Aug 2008 16:31:00 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
> said
>
> > Snowleopard wrote:
> >
> >> Snowleopard >^..^<
> >> seeks effective toy
> >
> > <proffers penis>
>
> Hmm. I was hoping for something a little bigger.
http://tinyurl.com/65s7vp may help.
> But if you'd like to fill in one of these http://tiny.cc/DjhAp and
> submit if for consideration, I'll get back to you.
I might just call your bluff on that...
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<dontw...@nowhere.invalid> typed
>Snowleopard wrote:
>
>> On 9 Aug 2008 16:31:00 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
>> said
>>
>> > Snowleopard wrote:
>> >
>> >> Snowleopard >^..^<
>> >> seeks effective toy
>> >
>> > <proffers penis>
>>
>> Hmm. I was hoping for something a little bigger.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/65s7vp may help.
>
>> But if you'd like to fill in one of these http://tiny.cc/DjhAp and
>> submit if for consideration, I'll get back to you.
>
>I might just call your bluff on that...
It's pretty easy to do.
Erm... apparently.
Beelzebub
news:alqr94tlibu1inleq...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:16:15 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> said
>
>>On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:23:30 +0100, Snowleopard
>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Snowleopard >^..^<
>>>seeks effective toy
>>
>>Really?
>>
>>I guess you have the same issue as Zoe, here
>>http://girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2006/07/rabbit.html
>
>
> I went shopping on Friday and can confirm that Zoe and I apparently
> have *exactly* the same problem. We also read the same website.
Obviously a common problem - I wasn't impressed either.
Dr Ivan D. Reid
<dead...@burnt.org.uk>
wrote in <ih3r94h1vfk6a775n...@4ax.com>:
> On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 12:29:35 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
>>dead...@burnt.org.uk typed
>>>As amusing as it is... it's apparently nothing but the Coroner's
>>>guess.
>>Ah yeah, right mate. It was all going great until some great galah
>>shouted "Hey Bruce! Jump into the water!".
> They mentioned there was a meal laid out, but they didn't mention the
> beer surely an omission of significance?
IIRC, the story I read said they were planning to take two months
to sail around to West Australia -- but had only shipped three slabs
of tinnies. Bloody lightweights!
> So maybe the crate of tinnies got dropped over the side and they were
> drowned trying to retrieve it?
--
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Champ
<Ivan...@brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>> They mentioned there was a meal laid out, but they didn't mention the
>> beer surely an omission of significance?
>
> IIRC, the story I read said they were planning to take two months
>to sail around to West Australia -- but had only shipped three slabs
>of tinnies. Bloody lightweights!
It's a good point, but perhaps they assumed to stop at some other
ports on the way.
Champ
<winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>>>Snowleopard >^..^<
>>>seeks effective toy
>>
>>Really?
>>
>>I guess you have the same issue as Zoe, here
>>http://girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2006/07/rabbit.html
>
>Spooky.
>
>I went shopping on Friday and can confirm that Zoe and I apparently
>have *exactly* the same problem. We also read the same website.
er, Zoe writes it.
vulgarandmischevious
>On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:16:15 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> said
>
>>On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:23:30 +0100, Snowleopard
>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Snowleopard >^..^<
>>>seeks effective toy
>>
>>Really?
>>
>>I guess you have the same issue as Zoe, here
>>http://girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2006/07/rabbit.html
>
>Spooky.
>
>I went shopping on Friday and can confirm that Zoe and I apparently
>have *exactly* the same problem.
You and Zoe need The Cone.
Lozzo
> "Snowleopard" <winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote in message
> news:alqr94tlibu1inleq...@4ax.com... >On Sat, 09 Aug
> 2008 19:16:15 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> said
> >
> > > On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:23:30 +0100, Snowleopard
> >><winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Snowleopard >^..^<
> > > > seeks effective toy
> > >
> > > Really?
> > >
> > > I guess you have the same issue as Zoe, here
> > > http://girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2006/07/rabbit.html
> >
> > Spooky.
> >
> > I went shopping on Friday and can confirm that Zoe and I apparently
> > have exactly the same problem. We also read the same website.
>
> Obviously a common problem - I wasn't impressed either.
They sound like a fucking road drill.
--
Lozzo
Grumpy
> You and Zoe need The Cone.
One of the girls who markets The Cone used to work part-time in our
office.
She was drop-dead gorgeous, by the way...
vulgarandmischevious
>On 9 Aug 2008 16:31:00 GMT, "Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid>
>said
>
>>> --
>>> Snowleopard >^..^<
>>> seeks effective toy
>>
>><proffers penis>
>
>Hmm. I was hoping for something a little bigger.
>
>But if you'd like to fill in one of these http://tiny.cc/DjhAp and
>submit if for consideration, I'll get back to you.
A friend of mine works at Love Honey.
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>Snowleopard >^..^<
>can I be a boy now please?
Certainly not!
The very idea...
Lady Nina
<vulgarandm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Snowleopard <winter...@gmail.lair.com> wrote:
>>I went shopping on Friday and can confirm that Zoe and I apparently
>>have *exactly* the same problem.
>
>You and Zoe need The Cone.
Damn, ginged.
--
Lady Nina
Wicked Uncle Nigel
><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> said
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>Snowleopard >^..^<
>>>can I be a boy now please?
>>
>>Certainly not!
>>
>>The very idea...
>
Well, for a start, being you you'd catch your foreskin in your zip.
Every time.
Wicked Uncle Nigel
><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> said
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:43:33 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> said
>>>
>>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>>>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>>>Snowleopard >^..^<
>>>>>can I be a boy now please?
>>>>
>>>>Certainly not!
>>>>
>>>>The very idea...
>>>
>>>yeeeeeeeeeeeees?
>>
>>Well, for a start, being you you'd catch your foreskin in your zip.
>>
>>Every time.
>
Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.
It's not a cooking implement.
Colin Irvine
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> squeezed out the following:
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:28:08 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> said
>>
>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:43:33 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> said
>>>>
>>>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>>>>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>>>>Snowleopard >^..^<
>>>>>>can I be a boy now please?
>>>>>
>>>>>Certainly not!
>>>>>
>>>>>The very idea...
>>>>
>>>>yeeeeeeeeeeeees?
>>>
>>>Well, for a start, being you you'd catch your foreskin in your zip.
>>>
>>>Every time.
>>
>>Only in the kitchen ;~)
>
>Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.
>
>It's not a cooking implement.
Not even for basting?
--
Colin Irvine
ZZR1400 BOF#33 BONY#34 COFF#06 BHaLC#5
http://www.colinandpat.co.uk
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<lo...@bottom.of.home.page> typed
>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:53:07 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> squeezed out the following:
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>
>>
>>Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.
>>
>>It's not a cooking implement.
>
>Not even for basting?
Good point, well made.
It's not just a cooking implement.
And remind me not to have dinner with you.
Lady Nina
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
><lo...@bottom.of.home.page> typed
>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:53:07 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> squeezed out the following:
>>
>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Snowleopard
>>><winter...@gmail.lair.com> typed
>>>>
>>>>Only in the kitchen ;~)
>>>
>>>Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.
>>>
>>>It's not a cooking implement.
>>
>>Not even for basting?
>
>Good point, well made.
>
>It's not just a cooking implement.
>
>And remind me not to have dinner with you.
You don't fancy a spit roast then?
--
Lady Nina
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
Not really. Do you?
Lady Nina
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
><spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:47:51 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
>>><lo...@bottom.of.home.page> typed
>>>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:53:07 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> squeezed out the following:
>>>>>Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's not a cooking implement.
>>>>
>>>>Not even for basting?
>>>
>>>Good point, well made.
>>>
>>>It's not just a cooking implement.
>>>
>>>And remind me not to have dinner with you.
>>
>>You don't fancy a spit roast then?
>
>Not really. Do you?
Who's cooking?
--
Lady Nina
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:30:56 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
>><spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
>>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:47:51 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
>>>><lo...@bottom.of.home.page> typed
>>>>>On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:53:07 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>>>><w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> squeezed out the following:
>
>>>>>>Common mistake amongst new owners of penises.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's not a cooking implement.
>>>>>
>>>>>Not even for basting?
>>>>
>>>>Good point, well made.
>>>>
>>>>It's not just a cooking implement.
>>>>
>>>>And remind me not to have dinner with you.
>>>
>>>You don't fancy a spit roast then?
>>
>>Not really. Do you?
>
>Who's cooking?
So long as it's not Colin, who cares?
Anyway, you've never struck me as a "spit" girl.
More of a "swallow". Or, just possibly, "gargle".
Lady Nina
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote:
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
><spam...@ntlworld.com> typed
Of Colin basting...
>>>>>And remind me not to have dinner with you.
>>>>
>>>>You don't fancy a spit roast then?
>>>
>>>Not really. Do you?
>>
>>Who's cooking?
>
>So long as it's not Colin, who cares?
I bet Pat polishes off everything he gives her.
>Anyway, you've never struck me as a "spit" girl.
>
>More of a "swallow". Or, just possibly, "gargle".
For some reason I'm grinning broadly and saying nothing.
--
Lady Nina
Colin Irvine
squeezed out the following:
If you two have *quite* finished ...
geoff
<spam...@ntlworld.com> writes
yeah - you shouldn't speak with your mouth full
--
geoff