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Mash

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May 20, 2004, 6:41:31 AM5/20/04
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flashgorman

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May 20, 2004, 6:42:00 AM5/20/04
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"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
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"A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of
marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having
sex."

The doctors should have kept stum in order to preserve the gene pool.

mups

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May 20, 2004, 6:52:49 AM5/20/04
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flashgorman theflas...@hotmail.com says...

"You want me to let him put that thing where!"

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William Grainger

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May 20, 2004, 6:59:37 AM5/20/04
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In article <2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de>,
Mash <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote:
>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

There was a Fry and Laurie sketch about the same thing which,
for some reason, is in my head. A couple who thought the
thing to do was get married, move in together, buy nice furniture
and have plenty of hot meals.


Ben Blaney

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May 20, 2004, 7:13:14 AM5/20/04
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William Grainger wrote:

And there's the Not Only...But Also "Bit of a Chat"

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AndrewR

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May 20, 2004, 8:21:18 AM5/20/04
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"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
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<Obscure literary reference>

"Who is Saint Anthony?"

</OLR>


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May 20, 2004, 8:40:55 AM5/20/04
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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> somehow managed to post:

>"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
>news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
>>
>> Im lost for words.
>
><Obscure literary reference>
>
>"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>
></OLR>

Sir.Tone (canonised)?

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darsy

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May 20, 2004, 8:42:35 AM5/20/04
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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
>news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
>>
>> Im lost for words.
>
><Obscure literary reference>
>
>"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>
></OLR>

"ask your wife".


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AndrewR

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May 20, 2004, 8:51:08 AM5/20/04
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"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
> >news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

> ><Obscure literary reference>


> >
> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
> >
> ></OLR>
>
> "ask your wife".

Very good, did you Google?

darsy

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May 20, 2004, 8:53:59 AM5/20/04
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"AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:it9pa0phm1ad5o4pv...@4ax.com...
>> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>

>> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"

>> "ask your wife".
>
>Very good, did you Google?

ask your wife.

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Doc Gonz0

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May 20, 2004, 10:40:29 AM5/20/04
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On Thu, 20 May 2004 14:13:14 +0300, Ben Blaney <benb...@ukrm.net>
wrote:

It's also in Catch-22 - Doc Daneeka recounts the tale, but it's
apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
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flashgorman

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May 20, 2004, 10:48:36 AM5/20/04
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"Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 20 May 2004 14:13:14 +0300, Ben Blaney <benb...@ukrm.net>
> wrote:
>
> >William Grainger wrote:
> >
> >>In article <2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de>,
> >>Mash <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote:
> >>>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
> >>
> >>There was a Fry and Laurie sketch about the same thing which,
> >>for some reason, is in my head. A couple who thought the
> >>thing to do was get married, move in together, buy nice furniture
> >>and have plenty of hot meals.
> >
> >And there's the Not Only...But Also "Bit of a Chat"
>
> It's also in Catch-22 - Doc Daneeka recounts the tale, but it's
> apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)

My Step dads a GP and has seen a few over the years. Apparently there are
special dolls you can get to ,as it were, ram the point home.

Soylent Green

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May 20, 2004, 10:53:23 AM5/20/04
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On Thu, 20 May 2004 15:48:36 +0100, flashgorman wrote:


> My Step dads a GP and has seen a few over the years. Apparently there are
> special dolls you can get to ,as it were, ram the point home.

www.realdoll.com maybe?

Soy.
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flashgorman

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May 20, 2004, 10:56:09 AM5/20/04
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"Soylent Green" <fri...@public.com> wrote in message
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More like Action Man size. Though hopefully better endowed.

AndrewR

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May 20, 2004, 11:01:19 AM5/20/04
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"Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
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<SNIP, wedded virgins>

> It's also in Catch-22 - Doc Daneeka recounts the tale

Too late, Darsy's already blagged the award for spotting the literary
reference.

>, but it's
> apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)

Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.

mups

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AndrewR and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...

> "Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:cogpa0d86q4rhqoa8...@4ax.com...
> >
> >, but it's
> > apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> > I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
>
> Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.

It was in the Metro a couple of days ago. Somehow I can't see two people
both in their 30's not knowing about sex unless they lived in some sort
of community[1] with very little contact with the outside world.

[1] I was going to say Waco but apparently there was lots of shagging
going on there.

flashgorman

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May 20, 2004, 11:07:38 AM5/20/04
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"mups" <ch...@NOTREALADDR.com> wrote in message
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> AndrewR and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> > "Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:cogpa0d86q4rhqoa8...@4ax.com...
> > >
> > >, but it's
> > > apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> > > I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
> >
> > Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.
>
> It was in the Metro a couple of days ago. Somehow I can't see two people
> both in their 30's not knowing about sex unless they lived in some sort
> of community[1] with very little contact with the outside world.
>
usenet?


Slider

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"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
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Is she still a virgin?

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darsy

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May 20, 2004, 1:42:48 PM5/20/04
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On Thu, 20 May 2004 15:35:29 GMT, "Slider"
<st...@somewhere.invalid.com> wrote:

>"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:7iapa0taj4j7q80bh...@4ax.com...
>> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:it9pa0phm1ad5o4pv...@4ax.com...
>> >> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>>
>> >> "ask your wife".
>> >
>> >Very good, did you Google?
>>
>> ask your wife.
>
>Is she still a virgin?

mine?

not by a long chalk.


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Cane

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May 20, 2004, 1:53:05 PM5/20/04
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"Slider" <st...@somewhere.invalid.com> wrote in message
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> > >> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
> >
> > >> "ask your wife".
> > >
> > >Very good, did you Google?
> >
> > ask your wife.
>
> Is she still a virgin?

Only to a certain depth.

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Nigel Eaton

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May 20, 2004, 2:26:38 PM5/20/04
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mups wrote:

> AndrewR and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> > "Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:cogpa0d86q4rhqoa8...@4ax.com...
> > >
> > > , but it's
> > > apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth
> > > (although I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
> >
> > Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.
>
> It was in the Metro a couple of days ago.

^^^^^

You are Sir.Tony AICMFF wanks up the side of a SOC.

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On Thu, 20 May 2004 11:52:49 +0100, mups <ch...@NOTREALADDR.com>
wrote in <MPG.1b169e595...@news.newsreader.com>:
> flashgorman theflas...@hotmail.com says...

>> "Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
>> news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> > http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

>> > Im lost for words.

>> "A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of
>> marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having
>> sex."

>> The doctors should have kept stum in order to preserve the gene pool.

> "You want me to let him put that thing where!"

One report I heard mentioned a previous case (of ignorance) where
the hubby was trying to put it in the wife's belly-button. :-/

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