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doetnietcomputeren

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Dec 31, 2009, 6:47:11 PM12/31/09
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I've discovered that living in reasonably affluent Dutch suburbia is
quite amusing - particularly when the neighbours are all trying to out
do each other when it comes to quantity and size of fireworks to let go
on NYE.

I have _never_ seen that many fireworks outside of an organised display
and I've been to some organised displays that had less firepower. Well
over 30 minutes of non stop whizzbanging.

It almost made up for having to listen to firecrackers and milk can
bombs[1] all day.

Oh yeah "Happy new year[2]".

[1] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melkbus+schieten
[2] cos it can't get much worse than 2009.

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Domènec

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Dec 31, 2009, 8:12:10 PM12/31/09
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"doetnietcomputeren" <doesnot...@gmail.com> escribi� en el mensaje de
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> It almost made up for having to listen to firecrackers and milk can
> bombs[1] all day.

> [1] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melkbus+schieten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZldwNE5hYo
0:17, nice start for First Dutch on Mars program.

Why watch fire? Dance in fire! :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRmMIS4Oaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHLw5FKqpBI
(1:39 is not Chinese new year :o)

As long as cunts in the European Union don't ban this for being dangerous
:-(

The Older Gentleman

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Jan 1, 2010, 4:28:17 AM1/1/10
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doetnietcomputeren <doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote:

> http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melkbus+schieten

Blimey.

Mind you, this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWgstV8OKhg&feature=related

is bizarre.

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Simon Wilson

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Jan 1, 2010, 4:35:43 AM1/1/10
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doetnietcomputeren wrote:

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> [1] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melkbus+schieten
>

Madness. Looks a bit risky to the family jewels.

I like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5YUQPNkEw&NR=1 this one.

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The Older Gentleman

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Jan 1, 2010, 7:04:28 AM1/1/10
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Simon Wilson <siwi...@NODAMNSPAMN.hotmail.com> wrote:

Blimey. Um, isn't the rsik of being banged up for many, many years
rather real?

doetnietcomputeren

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Jan 1, 2010, 8:41:16 AM1/1/10
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On 2010-01-01 13:04:28 +0100, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) said:

>>> [1] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melkbus+schieten
>>>
>>
>> Madness. Looks a bit risky to the family jewels.
>>
>> I like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5YUQPNkEw&NR=1 this one.
>
> Blimey. Um, isn't the rsik of being banged up for many, many years
> rather real?

I wouldn't know, but I can get my hands on a milk can and I'm sure
someone in the group can get hold of calcium carbide......


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Domènec

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:10:53 AM1/1/10
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"doetnietcomputeren" <doesnot...@gmail.com> escribi� en el mensaje de
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> On 2010-01-01 13:04:28 +0100, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older

>>> I like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5YUQPNkEw&NR=1 this one.


>> Blimey. Um, isn't the rsik of being banged up for many, many years
>> rather real?
> I wouldn't know, but I can get my hands on a milk can and I'm sure someone
> in the group can get hold of calcium carbide......

Upcoming TOG tour may turn interesting...

malc

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:38:37 AM1/1/10
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<Waves> I occasionally still use it in a caving lamp

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Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.


Grimly Curmudgeon

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Jan 2, 2010, 7:38:21 AM1/2/10
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
Older Gentleman) saying something like:

>Simon Wilson <siwi...@NODAMNSPAMN.hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> doetnietcomputeren wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > [1] http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=melkbus+schieten
>> >
>>
>> Madness. Looks a bit risky to the family jewels.
>>
>> I like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5YUQPNkEw&NR=1 this one.
>
>Blimey. Um, isn't the rsik of being banged up for many, many years
>rather real?

Doesn't seem to bother these fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xDCQmWq3sw&feature=fvsr

The Older Gentleman

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Jan 2, 2010, 8:02:52 AM1/2/10
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Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly...@REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:

> >Blimey. Um, isn't the risk of being banged up for many, many years


> >rather real?
>
> Doesn't seem to bother these fuckers
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xDCQmWq3sw&feature=fvsr

Those crazy Cloggies, eh? I liked the ear defenders as a token gesture
towards elf & safety.

It all seemed a bit pointless, though, just firing cheap footballs.

doetnietcomputeren

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Jan 2, 2010, 8:41:30 AM1/2/10
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On 2010-01-02 14:02:52 +0100, totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) said:

>>> Blimey. Um, isn't the risk of being banged up for many, many years
>>> rather real?
>>
>> Doesn't seem to bother these fuckers
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xDCQmWq3sw&feature=fvsr
>
> Those crazy Cloggies, eh? I liked the ear defenders as a token gesture
> towards elf & safety.
>
> It all seemed a bit pointless, though, just firing cheap footballs.


The point is making very loud noises. Which I guess some will say is pointless.

The footballs act as an easily fitted, perfect fitting lid to allow the
acetylene gas to build up enough pressure.

Some people use the actual aluminium/steel milk can lids and hammer
them on with a rubber mallet. You can imagine the pressure required to
blast those off.

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The Older Gentleman

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Jan 2, 2010, 12:06:07 PM1/2/10
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doetnietcomputeren <doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote:

<Serious question>

How many people blow themselves up doing this?

Domènec

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:00:44 PM1/2/10
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"The Older Gentleman" <totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk> escribi� en el
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> doetnietcomputeren <doesnot...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> Some people use the actual aluminium/steel milk can lids and hammer
>> them on with a rubber mallet. You can imagine the pressure required to
>> blast those off.
> <Serious question>
> How many people blow themselves up doing this?

Few enough to keep it legal, I suppose.

doetnietcomputeren

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:39:38 PM1/2/10
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On 2010-01-02 21:00:44 +0100, Dom�nec <domenec.s...@gmail.com> said:

>>> Some people use the actual aluminium/steel milk can lids and hammer
>>> them on with a rubber mallet. You can imagine the pressure required to
>>> blast those off.
>> <Serious question>
>> How many people blow themselves up doing this?
>
> Few enough to keep it legal, I suppose.

I couldn't find any videos of it going wrong, and you can bet that
people would post them, so I'm led to the same conclusion.

If Spete ever reads this, he might confirm one way or the other.

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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Jan 2, 2010, 3:58:53 PM1/2/10
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember doetnietcomputeren
<doesnot...@gmail.com> saying something like:

>Some people use the actual aluminium/steel milk can lids and hammer
>them on with a rubber mallet. You can imagine the pressure required to
>blast those off.

Yes, and old milk churns are so strong.
Mad bastards.

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