Description:
Humour with a UK perspective.
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Only in Hull
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Bacon and eggs arsonist jailed
A DRUG addict put hundreds of lives at risk when he chopped up a door
and started a bonfire to cook bacon and eggs.
Fire crews in breathing apparatus rushed to the 13th-storey flat, in... more »
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Post coital Pillow talk
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HOW MUCH?
They don't call me Justin for nothing.
You don't sweat much for a fat bird
.....do you need me to walk you to the bus stop?
God, dammit... the webcam was on. Good thing the lights were out.
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Work
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The definition of work.:-
"Altering the relative positions of objects at or near the Earth's surface,
or telling other people to do so."
(Bertrand Russell)
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Honi soit...
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Some 55 years ago my friend's young brother came in from school, and
said to his mother:
"What word's got a C, a U, an N, and a T in it, and you can eat it?"
Mother was shocked, until the innocent replied: Coconut.
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C, E flat
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C, E flat and G walk into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors". So E flat leaves and C and G share an open 5th between them. After a while the 5th is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second".... more »
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I just explained Google images to my mum.
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"Pick anything to search for" I told her.
"What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
"Except that." I replied.
v v v v v v v
You just had to search for it didn't you
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The Navy Lark
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I'm an addict of old radio shows. This week there was a joke about Captain Povey's wife threatening to deprive him of his "buttered crumpet" this Saturday. This absolutely collapsed a young woman in the audience who was clearly having visions of what it would be like.
Hugh
-- Hugh Newbury... more »
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Contradiction
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The BBC Dorset website has a piece on recent landslides. It starts:
"An upward trend in landslides is revealed ... "
How wrong can you get?
Hugh
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Ohio kidnapping.
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Three women kidnapped for the pleasure of three brothers.
I blame the movie industry. They were trying to do a cut-down version
of 7 brides for 7 Brothers, but the girls didn't play the stereotype
roles they were supposed to.
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