What's in a name?
gimbals
We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
(from I'm sorry, I'll Read That Again, 咕BC (but who cares?))
Gilbert
"gimbals" <gimba...@thisaddress.com> wrote
> Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
> We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
> Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
Mr & Mrs Socks and their daughter, Susan.
Andrew McGee
who said her name was
Dawn Allday.
I did wonder whether she had sister called Eve.
And my wife, a ex-teacher, once worked with a Mr Warmer, whose parents had
seen fit to call him Richard.
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David Saltmer
ongat.... I'll get me coat.
"Gilbert" <ant...@m.con> wrote in message
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>
black-dog
contained the following:
>On local radio recently I heard a contestant in some competition or other
>who said her name was
>
>Dawn Allday.
>
>I did wonder whether she had sister called Eve.
They have a producer called Jo King. I often wonder if that's a wind
up.
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black-dog
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Clive Worrall
> What about that mr and mrs ongatwighlight and their judge son Justice
> ongat.... I'll get me coat.
Mr & Mrs Jet and their overweight son known as Jumbo
Mr & Mrs Cord and their daughter Constance (known as Con for short)
Arthur Buse
>Mr & Mrs Socks and their daughter, Susan.
Mr & Mrs Hardy and their daughter, Laurel Anne
black-dog
Clive Worrall contained the following:
Mr & Mrs Stalsis and their son Perry (hard to swallow, I know)
Paul Giverin
<andrew...@millcroft-house.fsbusiness.co.uk> writes
>On local radio recently I heard a contestant in some competition or other
>who said her name was
>
>Dawn Allday.
>
>I did wonder whether she had sister called Eve.
>
>
>
>And my wife, a ex-teacher, once worked with a Mr Warmer, whose parents had
>seen fit to call him Richard.
>
>
telephone directory.
This isn't an urban myth, I heard about it on one of Steve Wright's
radio shows and as I work in Norwich, I checked and there it was. Seems
to have gone now though. I wonder why :)
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Trev <tr...@trevbowdenDOTtele2.co.uk> wrote in message
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Brian Dominic
and wrote:
>Message-ID: <Xb_o9.1875$5u2.1...@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net> from
>Clive Worrall contained the following:
>
>>David Saltmer wrote:
>>> What about that mr and mrs ongatwighlight and their judge son Justice
>>> ongat.... I'll get me coat.
>>
>>Mr & Mrs Jet and their overweight son known as Jumbo
>>
>>Mr & Mrs Cord and their daughter Constance (known as Con for short)
>
>Mr & Mrs Stalsis and their son Perry (hard to swallow, I know)
Mr & Mrs Drogenous and their daughter (?) Ann...................
Brian L Dominic
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Basil
I have a daughter called Jenna, what if she married a Mr Taylor.
Baz
Liz & Andy
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I've a mate from Witney, who was at school with an Isaac Hunt (and the local
dialect makes that even worse...)
Liz>
AndrewEllis
"Basil" <blac...@basil22.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Hi
> I have a daughter called Jenna, what if she married a Mr Taylor.
> Baz
>
>
Del The Obscure
"John T" <joh...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:41:22 +0100, "Trev"
> <tr...@trevbowdenDOTtele2.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Mr & Mrs Champion and there son Wee Arthur
> >
>
100% honestly I went to school with a girl called Annette Kirton...
Del.
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Brian Dominic
frenetic dose of key-bashing and wrote:
>> Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
>>
>> We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
>>
>> Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
>>
>
>I've a mate from Witney, who was at school with an Isaac Hunt (and the local
>dialect makes that even worse...)
>
....... and in my team at work, we have a Mike Hunt!!
Mike Fleming
<lizn...@liznandy.freeNOSPAMTAserve.co.uk> writes:
> I've a mate from Witney, who was at school with an Isaac Hunt (and the local
> dialect makes that even worse...)
An old friend of mine is called John Thomas, and an ex-colleague had
been labelled with Ivor John Thomas.
--
Mike Fleming
Keith Willoughby
> "John T" <joh...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:q0%o9.16692$La6....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > On Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:41:22 +0100, "Trev"
> > <tr...@trevbowdenDOTtele2.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > >Mr & Mrs Champion and there son Wee Arthur
> > >
> >
> > Mrs Curtin and her daughter Annette
>
> 100% honestly I went to school with a girl called Annette Kirton...
http://www.ex.ac.uk/telematics/staff/a_ball.htm
Annette Ball. I ask you . . .
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"If the world doesn't understand,
then the world has got to learn"
Calyx
> I have a daughter called Jenna, what if she married a Mr Taylor.
Perhaps you should have thought of that when naming your sibling?
Wobbly
"Calyx" <no-...@home.com> wrote in message
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^^^^^ means brother or sister.
Wobbly
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>
> "Calyx" <no-...@home.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > Basil <blac...@basil22.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:ao21ld$qq1$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > > Hi
> > > I have a daughter called Jenna, what if she married a Mr Taylor.
> >
> > Perhaps you should have thought of that when naming your sibling?
> are you suggesting incest :)
> ^^^^^ means brother or sister.
wobbly
Bryan
to gimbals's garble:
I was re-building pc's and I asked a collegue for the name of the user , he
said "Richard Head", did I believe him?
I walked up 5 floors to meet Dick before I would enter *that* into the user
name
Bryan
AndyC the WB
black-dog> They have a producer called Jo King. I often wonder if
black-dog> that's a wind up.
I used to work with a Chris King who said he wanted to have three
kinds - at least one of each sex. Partly so he could answer "how many
kids do you have" with "Three - one of each", and so that he could
call them Fay, Lee, and Wayne.
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Replace SPAM with Andy to reply
Bryan
to AndyC the WB's garble:
>>>>>> "black-dog" == black-dog <$b...@ckdog.co.uk> writes:
>
> black-dog> They have a producer called Jo King. I often wonder if
> black-dog> that's a wind up.
>
> I used to work with a Chris King who said he wanted to have three
> kinds - at least one of each sex. Partly so he could answer "how many
> kids do you have" with "Three - one of each", and so that he could
> call them Fay, Lee, and Wayne.
I'm B C Holden
People used to say, "BC Holden, before Christ Holden, ha ha ha!" you're an
olden eh?, like I've never thought of it before!
So I dropped the C
Now I'm beholden to everybody!
Bryan
Stitch
gimbals wrote in message ...
tosspot
"Stitch" <andy.w...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Then of course ther's Mr & Mrs Lamp, and their son,Ray.
i thought he was a son of a gunn.
Buster
"> We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
>
> Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
>
We welcome Mr. & Mrs. Bates and their son Master Bates.
Buster
Brian Dominic
key-bashing and wrote:
>Then of course ther's Mr & Mrs Lamp, and their son,Ray.
>
....... not forgetting their daughter, Tilley....................
Geezer
name, and its highly unlikely that she will marry a Mr Taylor.
Geezer
Geezer
"Keith Willoughby" <ke...@flat222.org> wrote in message
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> "Del The Obscure" <revelationYO...@iolfree.ie> writes:
>
> > "John T" <joh...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:q0%o9.16692$La6....@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > On Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:41:22 +0100, "Trev"
> > > <tr...@trevbowdenDOTtele2.co.uk> wrote:
> > >
> > > >Mr & Mrs Champion and there son Wee Arthur
> > > >
> > >
> > > Mrs Curtin and her daughter Annette
> >
> > 100% honestly I went to school with a girl called Annette Kirton...
>
Geezer
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"Geezer" <gee...@NOSPAMhilltrek.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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god forbid it should be mr taylor-waught.
Geezer
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lol
black-dog
Dominic contained the following:
>>Then of course ther's Mr & Mrs Lamp, and their son,Ray.
>>
>....... not forgetting their daughter, Tilley....................
Mr and Mrs Ranged came alone. For some reason their daughter Esther
was not with them
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Al Lindsay
"black-dog" <$b...@ckdog.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Message-ID: <0bebqu86ksmacgjg4...@4ax.com> from Brian
> Dominic contained the following:
>
> >>Then of course ther's Mr & Mrs Lamp, and their son,Ray.
> >>
> >....... not forgetting their daughter, Tilley....................
> Mr and Mrs Ranged came alone. For some reason their daughter Esther
> was not with them
nor was their other daughter, Dee.
Al
No Sheds
AMhilltrek.demon.co.uk> writes
>Another 100%'er, a colleague of mine is called R. S. Hole.
The progeny of Mr and Mrs Dick was always going to have a (ahem) hard
time, but did they have to compound it by calling him Everard?
(allegedly 100%)
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<At_...@BB.cat> writes
>I was re-building pc's and I asked a collegue for the name of the user , he
>said "Richard Head", did I believe him?
>I walked up 5 floors to meet Dick before I would enter *that* into the user
>name
From someone who claims to have met the person, (and heard that he had
been persuaded pronounce his name slightly differently, so as not not
cause merriment)
Yufuk Azis (sp, but you get the drift)
Bryan
to No Sheds's garble:
> In article <sNap9.1086$fV4....@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net>, Bryan
> <At_...@BB.cat> writes
>> I was re-building pc's and I asked a collegue for the name of the
>> user , he said "Richard Head", did I believe him?
>> I walked up 5 floors to meet Dick before I would enter *that* into
>> the user name
>
> From someone who claims to have met the person, (and heard that he had
I don't claim, I have!
No! Never mind. Just not worth it!
Skymover
<gimba...@thisaddress.com> wrote:
A colleague of mine and his wife (surname Hughes) have just had a baby
daughter.
I suggested Tish as her christian name, for some reason he didn't
seem very enthusiastic............
Christopher Bradley
Chris B
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Roger deLux
called her/him Hugh ....
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Roger deLux
called her/him Hugh ....
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Roger deLux
called her/him Hugh ....
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No Sheds
<At_...@BB.cat> writes
>> From someone who claims to have met the person, (and heard that he had
>
>I don't claim, I have!
>No! Never mind. Just not worth it!
>> been persuaded pronounce his name slightly differently, so as not not
>> cause merriment)
>>
>> Yufuk Azis (sp, but you get the drift)
>
>
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Geezer <gee...@NOSPAMhilltrek.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
erm.....it was supposed to be 'a funny'?
ie. 'Ooh...we better not call our daughter 'Jenna' in case she wants to
marry a 'Mr Taylor'.
(At least it might have been funny if I hadn't gotten my siblings and my
offsprings confuddled!)
Calyx
> >
> Another 100%'er, a colleague of mine is called R. S. Hole.
>
I once saw an abandoned and very rusty ice-cream van on Anglesey
Proprietor: R. Sole.
Not really surprising that the poor guy's entrepren...entrep....business
venture went down the pan.
Geezer
No its not. After all, who would buy ice cream from a rusty old van :)
Geezer
Calyx
ROFL! Reminds me of this (in the style of Tim Vine)
Little boy: Can I have a large cornet please?
Ice-Cream Man: Hundreds and Thousands?
Little boy: No, just one thanks.
Geezer
LOL. Then of course there is the crushed nuts one, but I wont waste time
writing it, we all have heard it before I'm sure.
Geezer
No Sheds
AMhilltrek.demon.co.uk> writes
>"Calyx" <no-...@home.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> Geezer <gee...@NOSPAMhilltrek.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:ao4fns$5id$1$8302...@news.demon.co.uk...
>> I once saw an abandoned and very rusty ice-cream van on Anglesey
>>
>> Proprietor: R. Sole.
>>
>> Not really surprising that the poor guy's entrepren...entrep....business
>> venture went down the pan.
>
>No its not. After all, who would buy ice cream from a rusty old van :)
ITYM - "Know It snot". HTH.
Anyway, on the subject of ice-cream, what's this?
begin me_crouching_and_moving_my_behind_round_in_circles.jpg
100010000010000010001000111110010101011001100110011001100000001does my
bum look big in this?100010000010000010001000111110010101011001100110011
001100000001
end
It's Mr Whippy having a poo!
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Phillip (P Knutt)
Clark Babel
> I went to school with a girl called Hazel Knutt! And her brother was called
> Phillip (P Knutt)
I was told by someone once that he was in school with a boy called
Duane Pipe.
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JackH
customer's clients, as they appeared on various application forms. These
victims must have been really hated by their parents!
S.Lowe
P.Green
F.Hall
S.Wellings
M.Servern
C.Shaw
D.Bate
I.Ball
A.Bove
S.Hunt
S.Pike
S.Heath
A.Ward
B.Anger
S.Peck
B.East
T.Potts
G.Love
C.Lang
G.Nash
M.Allard
G.Rouse
S.Tubbs
My favourites were:-
P.Flood
P.A.Liddle
P.Uphill
P.Quigley
Two Richards who actually chose to become victims by using the familiar form
of their name, were Dick Tickle and Dick Pointer!
John.H