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Dean Dark

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Apr 25, 2013, 8:36:20 AM4/25/13
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On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:28:20 +0200, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:

>http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Police-hunt-men-stole-sandwich/story-18799525-detail/story.html#axzz2RT8NcmN4

It's good to know that crime in the old country is so rare that things
like this make the news. I've been thinking of moving back there and
this is definitely a plus.

But I'm still a bit concerned about protecting my sandwiches. Is it
legal there to use deadly force to protect your sandwiches if
necessary? Sandwich thieves are despicable scum and deserve to die
anyway. We had one in the office a year or two back and when he was
shot and killed the police didn't even file a report about it.

I'm just seeking reassurances that I will be able to protect and keep
my sandwiches safe, that's all.

Hugh Newbury

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Apr 25, 2013, 11:32:13 AM4/25/13
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You could always appeal to the sandwich board.

Hugh

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Dean Dark

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Apr 25, 2013, 1:13:47 PM4/25/13
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I never could figure out how you made sandwiches with those things.
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Dean Dark

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:51:23 PM4/25/13
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On Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:41:52 +0200, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>You put a man in the middle.

But I want a ham and cheese sandwich with some pickle, I don't want
some mucky oik in there as well. He might be one of those sandwich
thieves I've been reading about, and then there'd be bullet holes in
my sandwich. I'm really not sure if I can readjust to living in the
YooKay. Is it worse up north or down south?
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