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"gimbals" <gimbals... @thisaddress.com> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 16:10:49 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 11:10 am
Subject: What's in a name?
Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
(from I'm sorry, I'll Read That Again, ©BBC (but who cares?))
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"Gilbert" <ant... @m.con> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 16:40:43 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 11:40 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
"gimbals" <gimbals... @thisaddress.com> wrote
> Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
Mr & Mrs Socks and their daughter, Susan.
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"Andrew McGee" <andrew-mc... @millcroft-house.fsbusiness.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 17:27:32 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 12:27 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
On local radio recently I heard a contestant in some competition or other
who said her name was
Dawn Allday.
I did wonder whether she had sister called Eve.
And my wife, a ex-teacher, once worked with a Mr Warmer, whose parents had
"Gilbert" <ant
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> "gimbals" <gimbals... @thisaddress.com> wrote
> > Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
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"David Saltmer" <d... @saltmer51.fslife.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 17:59:22 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 12:59 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
What about that mr and mrs ongatwighlight and their judge son Justice
ongat.... I'll get me coat.
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> "gimbals" <gimbals... @thisaddress.com> wrote
> > Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
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black-dog <$... @ckdog.co.uk> Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 18:01:44 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 1:01 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
Message-ID: <ao1le9$l2j$1@news5.svr.pol.co.uk> from Andrew McGee
contained the following:
>On local radio recently I heard a contestant in some competition or other
>who said her name was
>Dawn Allday.
>I did wonder whether she had sister called Eve.
They have a producer called Jo King. I often wonder if that's a wind
up.
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From:
"Clive Worrall" <sheenanig... @hotmail.com> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:03:12 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 2:03 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
David Saltmer wrote:
Mr & Mrs Jet and their overweight son known as Jumbo
Mr & Mrs Cord and their daughter Constance (known as Con for short)
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Arthur Buse <zath... @hotmail.com> Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 19:12:20 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 2:12 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
On Wed, 9 Oct 2002 16:40:43 +0100, "Gilbert" <ant
... @m.con> wrote:
>Mr & Mrs Socks and their daughter, Susan.
Mr & Mrs Hardy and their daughter, Laurel Anne
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black-dog <$... @ckdog.co.uk> Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 19:12:29 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 2:12 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
Message-ID: <Xb_o9.1875$5u2.142215@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net> from
Clive Worrall contained the following:
>David Saltmer wrote:
>> What about that mr and mrs ongatwighlight and their judge son Justice
>> ongat.... I'll get me coat.
>Mr & Mrs Jet and their overweight son known as Jumbo
>Mr & Mrs Cord and their daughter Constance (known as Con for short)
Mr & Mrs Stalsis and their son Perry (hard to swallow, I know)
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From:
Paul Giverin <p... @giverin.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:21:43 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 2:21 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
In message <ao1le9$l2
... @news5.svr.pol.co.uk>, Andrew McGee
<andrew-mc
... @millcroft-house.fsbusiness.co.uk> writes
>On local radio recently I heard a contestant in some competition or other
>who said her name was
>Dawn Allday.
>I did wonder whether she had sister called Eve.
>And my wife, a ex-teacher, once worked with a Mr Warmer, whose parents had
Up until last year there was a guy called R. Sitch in the Norwich
telephone directory.
This isn't an urban myth, I heard about it on one of Steve Wright's
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"Trev" <t... @trevbowdenDOTtele2.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:41:22 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 2:41 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
Mr & Mrs Champion and there son Wee Arthur
---
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com ).
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"chesster" <d... @jaundy.fsnet.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:53:21 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 2:53 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
Mr & Mrs O'Dors and their daughter Patty.
Trev <t
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> Mr & Mrs Champion and there son Wee Arthur
> ---
> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com ).
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From:
Brian Dominic <nbrum... @lineone.net> Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 20:45:01 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 3:45 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
On Wed, 09 Oct 2002 19:12:29 +0100, black-dog <$
... @ckdog.co.uk> had a frenetic dose of key-bashing
and wrote:
>Message-ID: <Xb_o9.1875$5u2.142
... @newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net> from
>Clive Worrall contained the following:
>>David Saltmer wrote:
>>Mr & Mrs Jet and their overweight son known as Jumbo
>>Mr & Mrs Cord and their daughter Constance (known as Con for short)
>Mr & Mrs Stalsis and their son Perry (hard to swallow, I know)
Mr & Mrs Drogenous and their daughter (?) Ann...................
Brian L Dominic
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Web Sites: http://www.nb-rumpus.com http://website.lineone.net/~gvlr/index.htm www.cromfordcanal.org.uk
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"Basil" <black... @basil22.freeserve.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 20:56:24 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 3:56 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
Hi
I have a daughter called Jenna, what if she married a Mr Taylor.
Baz
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"Liz & Andy" <lizna... @liznandy.freeNOSPAMTAserve.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 21:29:16 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 4:29 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
gimbals <gimbals
... @thisaddress.com> wrote in message
news:ao1gr6$gdl$1@news8.svr.pol.co.uk ...
> Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
> We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
> Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
> (from I'm sorry, I'll Read That Again, ©BBC (but who cares?))
I've a mate from Witney, who was at school with an Isaac Hunt (and the local
dialect makes that even worse...)
Liz>
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"AndrewEllis" <and... @mrwriter.freeserve.co.uk> Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 21:44:14 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 4:44 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
"Basil" <black
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> Hi
I have a friend called Shona, what if she married a Mr Dick?
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From:
"Del The Obscure" <revelationYOURCLOTHES... @iolfree.ie> Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 21:21:24 GMT
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 5:21 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
"John T" <joh
... @blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:q0%o9.16692$La6.11978@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk ...
> On Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:41:22 +0100, "Trev"
> <t
... @trevbowdenDOTtele2.co.uk> wrote:
> >Mr & Mrs Champion and there son Wee Arthur
> Mrs Curtin and her daughter Annette
100% honestly I went to school with a girl called Annette Kirton...
Del.
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Brian Dominic <nbrum... @lineone.net> Date: Wed, 09 Oct 2002 22:37:02 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 5:37 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
On Wed, 9 Oct 2002 21:29:16 +0100, "Liz & Andy" <lizna
... @liznandy.freeNOSPAMTAserve.co.uk> had a
frenetic dose of key-bashing and wrote:
>> Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
>> We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
>> Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
>I've a mate from Witney, who was at school with an Isaac Hunt (and the local
....... and in my team at work, we have a Mike Hunt!!
Brian L Dominic
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Mike Fleming <{mi... @tauzero.co.uk> Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 03:09:05 +0100
Local: Wed, Oct 9 2002 10:09 pm
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
In article <ao230u$d2
... @news6.svr.pol.co.uk>, "Liz & Andy"
<lizna
... @liznandy.freeNOSPAMTAserve.co.uk> writes:
> I've a mate from Witney, who was at school with an Isaac Hunt (and the local
> dialect makes that even worse...)
An old friend of mine is called John Thomas, and an ex-colleague had
been labelled with Ivor John Thomas.
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Keith Willoughby <ke... @flat222.org> Date: 10 Oct 2002 06:54:36 +0100
Local: Thurs, Oct 10 2002 1:54 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
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Local: Thurs, Oct 10 2002 3:15 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
Basil <black
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> Hi
Perhaps you should have thought of that when naming your sibling?
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Local: Thurs, Oct 10 2002 4:06 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
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drat blody microsofts formatting. it was pointing at sibling
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From:
"Bryan" <At_l... @BB.cat> Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 09:23:09 +0100
Local: Thurs, Oct 10 2002 4:23 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
No Monarys were hurt in the making of this message:
to gimbals's garble:
> Excuse me, Mrs Cart, are you SURE you want to call your son Orson.
> We welcome Mr and Mrs Techican, and their daughter Pam.
> Your hosts for tonight are Mr & Mrs Driver, and their son Lawrie.
> (from I'm sorry, I'll Read That Again, ©BBC (but who cares?))
I was re-building pc's and I asked a collegue for the name of the user , he
said "Richard Head", did I believe him?
I walked up 5 floors to meet Dick before I would enter *that* into the user
name
Bryan
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AndyC the WB <s... @cunningham.me.uk> Date: 10 Oct 2002 11:54:14 +0100
Local: Thurs, Oct 10 2002 6:54 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
>>>>> "black-dog" == black-dog <$
... @ckdog.co.uk> writes:
black-dog> They have a producer called Jo King. I often wonder if
black-dog> that's a wind up.
I used to work with a Chris King who said he wanted to have three
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From:
"Bryan" <At_l... @BB.cat> Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 11:53:54 +0100
Local: Thurs, Oct 10 2002 6:53 am
Subject: Re: What's in a name?
No *Things* were hurt in the making of this message:
to AndyC the WB's garble:
>>>>>> "black-dog" == black-dog <$
... @ckdog.co.uk> writes:
> black-dog> They have a producer called Jo King. I often wonder if
> I used to work with a Chris King who said he wanted to have three
I'm B C Holden
People used to say, "BC Holden, before Christ Holden, ha ha ha!" you're an
olden eh?, like I've never thought of it before!
So I dropped the C
Now I'm beholden to everybody!
Bryan
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