On Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:13:18 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
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usen...@chapmancentral.co.uk> wrote:
<pig shit snipped>
>Just so you know. I'll enjoy watching your half of the exchange :-)
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>Guy
Hello - it's the Porker.
Just popped in to stir things up a bit have you? Throw some shit up in the air
- see if any lands on you?
What was it Ian Smith has said about you?
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He's making trouble.
He likes to wallow in shit, then raise an almighty protest that he's
covered in shit. It's terrible that all the shit sticks to him, when
all he does is lie down in it, roll around in it, throw it up in the
air and give it a good stir whenever an opportunity arises.
He does it all with an apparent cast-iron faith in his hard-done-by
innocence. Apparently, if you throw shit up in the air then stand
around looking aggrieved, it's someone else's fault if it lands on
you.
He'd feel picked on if he got stung after giving a wasps nest a good
prodding with a pointy stick. He'd then go and find another wasps
nest to prod just to prove how blameless he is.
I can only assume there's something wrong with him - some fundamental
inability to recognise cause and effect, maybe. Some disjoint where
he thinks that being annoying proves he is important. It's almost
indistinguishable from troll behaviour, but altogether more strange
mainly because it's his own doorstep he craps on, his own pool his
pisses in (proudly and publicly, before complaining about the turd
that's floating in the deep end).
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So, you're walking along a beach and you find a great tide of sewage
gushing from an open sewer pipe. It is patently obvious that you
can't stop the flow. Lots of people have tried and failed to stop the
flow by various means. You know this.
So what do you do?
I'll tell you what you - you, Guy - do, you stand in the flow and wave
your arms about, apparently with the sole aim of spraying over a wider
area. At least, that's the sole effect.
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What you do is like going to a public swimming
pool, crapping in it, then protest that it's pretty much your business
and no-one elses where you crap.
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--
"I have never said that I encourage my children to wear helmets. I would challenge judith
to find the place where I said I encourage my children to wear helmets." Guy Chapman
Judith then produced the web page where he said "I encourage my children to wear helmets."
Later that day Chapman immediately added the following to the web page:
"This page is out of date and preserved only for convenience" but he left the date last updated as 31/08/2004.
(Guy Chapman Dell Magnet)