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The Medway Handyman

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May 23, 2013, 3:33:51 AM5/23/13
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Justipoo's is wriggling again....

>> You posted that I had clearly stated that I had ridden past the hotel
>> on a bike. I did not even mention a bike. I had just arrived on a
>> ferry in a two seater convertible car with a passenger who also has a
>> licence. We were going to Hertfordshire. No bikes would have fitted
>> in or on the car.


So, a known cyclist, posting on a cycling group uses the exact phrase "I
rode and drove back and forth several times".

Now, since this cyclist also claims to be a teacher of English & an all
round expert, we must assume the use of both terms "rode" and "drove"
mean different things.

Otherwise he would have said "I drove back and forth" and not "I rode
and drove back and forth" which clearly means he did both.

Since he fails to answer questions about what he 'rode' - do we assume
this is a monumental wriggle & he is desperately trying to divert
attention -SOP?
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Mrcheerful

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May 23, 2013, 5:12:44 AM5/23/13
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He is a psycholist, what do you expect. I take it that he is trying to
avoid saying, in the weaselly way that cyclists have: that he drove past in
a car (or other vehicle), swapped seats and/or vehicles and rode past as a
passenger.

I do not believe that he did either (rode or drove), cyclists are far too
mean to waste petrol that way, and far too cowardly to go near a possible
conflict with a man.


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Rob Morley

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May 23, 2013, 8:25:00 AM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 00:47:14 -0700 (PDT)
Justin <justinl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Is it possible to ride in or on anything other than a bicycle?
> Remember I was in a two seater convertible car with a passenger (with
> a licence) and a full boot and no bikes.

You can ride in a car, on a bus or train (or horse or motorcycle, or
anything at the fairground, or maybe a boat, not so sure about flying
things).

Judith

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May 23, 2013, 12:16:11 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 00:47:14 -0700 (PDT), Justin <justinl...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On 23 mei, 09:33, The Medway Handyman <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>wrote:
>Is it possible to ride in or on anything other than a bicycle?
> Remember I was in a two seater convertible car with a passenger (with
>a licence) and a full boot and no bikes.


Why not just answer the question : what was it that you "rode"?

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Judith

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May 23, 2013, 12:18:24 PM5/23/13
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Why say "rode and drove" - rather than just drove. He is an English teacher
and was obviously trying to differentiate between two different means of
transport.
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Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 23, 2013, 3:51:57 PM5/23/13
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On 23/05/2013 08:47, Justin wrote:
> On 23 mei, 09:33, The Medway Handyman <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> wrote:
> Is it possible to ride in or on anything other than a bicycle?
> Remember I was in a two seater convertible car with a passenger (with
> a licence) and a full boot and no bikes.
>
So, you also lied about riding past?


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Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 23, 2013, 3:53:42 PM5/23/13
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On 23/05/2013 10:41, Justin wrote:
> Thanks. As you correctly post, Dave was wrong when he posted that I
> 'clearly stated' that I rode past on a bike.
>
So what did you 'ride' past on?

Dave-Cyclists VORT

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May 23, 2013, 3:54:41 PM5/23/13
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He wasn't there anyway. He is using this to divert attention from his
bottling.

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can use the roads.
Less than �10 billion of this is spent on roads.
Q: Do you and your party support a new London-style bike plan for
Cambridgeshire?
A: No. This proposal amounts to theft from the people who pay to use
roads and the benefit given to those who don�t.

John Benn

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May 23, 2013, 4:09:42 PM5/23/13
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"Justin" <justinl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:bdaadd35-4661-4c0c...@g9g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
> On 23 mei, 09:33, The Medway Handyman <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> wrote:
> Is it possible to ride in or on anything other than a bicycle?
> Remember I was in a two seater convertible car with a passenger (with
> a licence) and a full boot and no bikes.

Yes I "ride" my car all the time. Not.

You drive a car you twat, not ride it.


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Mentalguy2k8

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May 23, 2013, 4:20:28 PM5/23/13
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"Justin" <justinl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> So, you also lied about riding past?

>Not at all. I drove past and rode past.
>You lied about my having clearly stated that I was on a bike.

Cluck Cluck

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John Benn

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May 23, 2013, 4:24:44 PM5/23/13
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"Justin" <justinl...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On 23 mei, 22:09, "John Benn" <MrBenn_use...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Justin" <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote in message
What does a passenger in a car do?
-------------------------

You were writing about meeting Dave at the hotel which doesn't exist. I had
assumed that you were alone, is that correct? How can you be a passenger in
a car if you were driving the car? Or had you brought along backup because
you were shit scared of Dave and had to be driven to the hotel which doesn't
exiist by someone else?

Keep digging Justin, you are providing plenty of entertainment. Excellent
value as someone else once said.


Judith

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May 23, 2013, 5:08:36 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 10:17:35 -0700 (PDT), Justin <justinl...@gmail.com>
wrote:
>I said 'rode and drove' to make a distinction between 2 different
>activities.


So what did you ride?

Judith

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May 23, 2013, 5:12:26 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 10:25:45 -0700 (PDT), Justin <justinl...@gmail.com>
wrote:

<snip>


>I cannot answer a question posed by a cartoon joke.

Assuming that you are for some reason referring to me as a "cartoon joke" -
So why did you answer one of my questions 8 minutes ago.

You really are a fuckwit Justipoo's - the laugh's on you.

Judith

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May 23, 2013, 5:13:43 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:14:59 -0700 (PDT), Justin <justinl...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On 23 mei, 22:09, "John Benn" <MrBenn_use...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> "Justin" <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>What does a passenger in a car do?


Ride a horse? or travel in a car?

Excellent value.

Judith

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May 23, 2013, 5:15:34 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 20:54:41 +0100, Dave-Cyclists VORT
<davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

<snip>


>He wasn't there anyway. He is using this to divert attention from his
>bottling.


I think he is trying to prove that he is a fuckwit.

He is excellent value.

Nick

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May 23, 2013, 5:24:01 PM5/23/13
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I am a passenger
And I ride and I ride
I ride through the city's backside
I see the stars come out of the sky
Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky
You know it looks so good tonight
I am a passenger
I stay under glass
I look through my window so bright
I see the stars come out tonight
I see the bright and hollow sky
Over the city's a rip in the sky
And everything looks good tonight
Singin' la la la la la-la-la la
La la la la la-la-la la
La la la la la-la-la la la-la
Get into the car
We'll be the passenger
We'll ride through the city tonight
See the city's ripped insides
We'll see the bright and hollow sky
We'll see the stars that shine so bright
The sky was made for us tonight
Oh the passenger
How how he rides
Oh the passenger
He rides and he rides
He looks through his window
What does he see?
He sees the sided hollow sky
He see the stars come out tonight
He sees the city's ripped backsides
He sees the winding ocean drive
And everything was made for you and me
All of it was made for you and me
'cause it just belongs to you and me
So let's take a ride and see what's mine
Singing...
Oh, the passenger
He rides and he rides
He sees things from under glass
He looks through his window's eye
He sees the things he knows are his
He sees the bright and hollow sky
He sees the city asleep at night
He sees the stars are out tonight
And all of it is yours and mine
And all of it is yours and mine
Oh, let's ride and ride and ride and ride...

Tony Dragon

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May 23, 2013, 6:27:55 PM5/23/13
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On 23/05/2013 21:20, Justin wrote:
> On 23 mei, 22:09, "John Benn" <MrBenn_use...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> "Justin" <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> Yes, you can drive a car.
> You cannot ride a car.
> You can ride in a car.
>

Just to clear up the questions.
When you went past this hotel,
What form of transport were you using?
Were you controlling the vehicle?
In what way were you controlling the vehicle?
Please tell us any other information that might be pertinent?


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Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 24, 2013, 3:03:48 AM5/24/13
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On 23/05/2013 21:19, Justin wrote:
> On 23 mei, 21:51, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> Not at all. I drove past and rode past.

> You lied about my having clearly stated that I was on a bike.
>

Ah! Now I understand. You rode & drove past several times in a car?

Is that right?

ennemm

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May 24, 2013, 6:19:54 AM5/24/13
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On 24 May, 03:39, Phil W Lee <p...@lee-family.me.uk> wrote:
> "John Benn" <MrBenn_use...@yahoo.com> considered Thu, 23 May 2013
> 21:09:42 +0100 the perfect time to write:
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> >"Justin" <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> If my passengers try to drive, I tell them to shut up.

Where do you fly from (when you do) what in? My last was a Fuji FA200.

ennemm

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May 24, 2013, 6:21:15 AM5/24/13
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On 24 May, 06:08, Justin Lewis <lewisjust...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:43 +0100, Judith <jmsmith2...@hotmail.co.uk>
> wrote:
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> >On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:14:59 -0700 (PDT), Justin <justinlewis...@gmail.com>
> Riders on the storm
> Riders on the storm
> Into this house we're born
> Into this world we're thrown
> Like a dog without a bone
> An actor out alone
> Riders on the storm
>
> There's a killer on the road
> His brain is squirmin' like a toad
> Take a long holiday
> Let your children play
> If ya give this man a ride
> Sweet memory will die
> Killer on the road, yeah
>
> Girl ya gotta love your man
> Girl ya gotta love your man
> Take him by the hand
> Make him understand
> The world on you depends
> Our life will never end
> Gotta love your man, yeah
>
> Yeah!
>
> Riders on the storm
> Riders on the storm
> Into this house we're born
> Into this world we're thrown
> Like a dog without a bone
> An actor out alone
> Riders on the storm
>
> Riders on the storm
> Riders on the storm
> Riders on the storm
> Riders on the storm
> Riders on the storm

Sadly one of them Doors was closed for good yesterday, RIP, I enjoyed
their music.

ennemm

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May 24, 2013, 6:22:31 AM5/24/13
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On 24 May, 08:03, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Driven by his girlfriend? was she there as referee?

Mentalguy2k8

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May 24, 2013, 10:25:03 AM5/24/13
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"The Medway Handyman" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Justipoo's is wriggling again....

Personally I think it's obvious he's enjoying this new-found attention and
the best thing to do is just ignore him. We all know the gist of the story,
whether he lies about riding past on a bike, tandem, rickshaw or unicorn
doesn't change the fact that he was never there to begin with.

We all know what he is, no point indulging his petty, childish,
attention-seeking behaviour.

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Dave - Cyclists VOR

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May 24, 2013, 11:53:49 AM5/24/13
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Justipoo's doesn't have a girlfriend.

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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster
University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking
and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 24, 2013, 11:56:04 AM5/24/13
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On 24/05/2013 16:32, Justin Lewis wrote:

> Shit scared? I had not really considrered the possibility that Dave
> would be turning up to use violence. Thanks for the warning. I never
> realised he was a thug.


Is "considrered" a Dutch word, dimwit?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dave-Cyclists VORT

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May 24, 2013, 11:58:29 AM5/24/13
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On 24/05/2013 16:26, Justin Lewis wrote:
> I did not start the thread. However, I thank you sincerely for paying
> attention to its contents.

> You state as a fact that I was never there. Where is "there"?

The Churchill Hotel. It doesn't exist, but you claim to have passed it
several times.

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can use the roads.
Less than �10 billion of this is spent on roads.
Q: Do you and your party support a new London-style bike plan for
Cambridgeshire?
A: No. This proposal amounts to theft from the people who pay to use
roads and the benefit given to those who don�t.
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Dave-Cyclists VORT

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May 24, 2013, 12:36:44 PM5/24/13
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On 24/05/2013 17:17, Justin Lewis wrote:
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 18:08:39 +0200, Justin Lewis
> <lewisj...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 16:58:29 +0100, Dave-Cyclists VORT
>> <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 24/05/2013 16:26, Justin Lewis wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 15:25:03 +0100, "Mentalguy2k8"
>>>> <Mental...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>> news:yDjnt.37560$CP3....@fx34.am4...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Justipoo's is wriggling again....
>>>>>
>>>>> Personally I think it's obvious he's enjoying this new-found attention and
>>>>> the best thing to do is just ignore him. We all know the gist of the story,
>>>>> whether he lies about riding past on a bike, tandem, rickshaw or unicorn
>>>>> doesn't change the fact that he was never there to begin with.
>>>>>
>>>>> We all know what he is, no point indulging his petty, childish,
>>>>> attention-seeking behaviour.
>>>
>>>> I did not start the thread. However, I thank you sincerely for paying
>>>> attention to its contents.
>>>
>>>> You state as a fact that I was never there. Where is "there"?
>>>
>>> The Churchill Hotel. It doesn't exist, but you claim to have passed it
>>> several times.
>> http://www.hotelscombined.nl/Hotel.aspx?fileName=Best_Western_Churchill_Hotel_Dover&languageCode=ENBest
>> Western Churchill Hotel Dover
>> Dover Waterfront, Dover, England, United Kingdom
>>
>> http://www.myguidebritain.com/churchill-hotel
>>
>> http://www.ikent.co.uk/profile/253950/Dover/Churchill-Hotel/
>>
>> The hotel still exists, of course, and you could easily have got there
>> had you not chosen to shit out. A boit like the Medway Handyman and
>> Dave.
>> Different names, same coward.
> No, boit is not a Dutch word. It is French.
> I wanted to type "bit".
>
But you are a Dutch dimwit, so you couldn't.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dave - Cyclists VORK

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May 24, 2013, 12:47:32 PM5/24/13
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On 24/05/2013 17:08, Justin Lewis wrote:
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 16:58:29 +0100, Dave-Cyclists VORT
> <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 24/05/2013 16:26, Justin Lewis wrote:
>>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 15:25:03 +0100, "Mentalguy2k8"
>>> <Mental...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>> news:yDjnt.37560$CP3....@fx34.am4...
>>>>
>>>>> Justipoo's is wriggling again....
>>>>
>>>> Personally I think it's obvious he's enjoying this new-found attention and
>>>> the best thing to do is just ignore him. We all know the gist of the story,
>>>> whether he lies about riding past on a bike, tandem, rickshaw or unicorn
>>>> doesn't change the fact that he was never there to begin with.
>>>>
>>>> We all know what he is, no point indulging his petty, childish,
>>>> attention-seeking behaviour.
>>
>>> I did not start the thread. However, I thank you sincerely for paying
>>> attention to its contents.
>>
>>> You state as a fact that I was never there. Where is "there"?
>>
>> The Churchill Hotel. It doesn't exist, but you claim to have passed it
>> several times.

> http://www.hotelscombined.nl/Hotel.aspx?fileName=Best_Western_Churchill_Hotel_Dover&languageCode=ENBest
> Western Churchill Hotel Dover
> Dover Waterfront, Dover, England, United Kingdom
>
> http://www.myguidebritain.com/churchill-hotel
>
> http://www.ikent.co.uk/profile/253950/Dover/Churchill-Hotel/
>
> The hotel still exists, of course, and you could easily have got there
> had you not chosen to shit out. A boit like the Medway Handyman and
> Dave.

Please examine your feet for bullet wounds, Dutch Dimwit.

The building still exists, but the Churchill Hotel doesn't. It closed in
January 2010.

You didn't know that, you relied on Google. You have just confirmed
that by posting out of date links.

I asked you several times to confirm the venue. Had you been a bit
brighter, you would have twigged.

You claim that you and a passenger drove past the Churchill Hotel
several times. But neither of you apparently noticed that it didn't
exist. If you had, you would have said so.

But you are a Dutch Dimwit and a compulsive liar.

You did the same thing when you pretended to be at the Best Western in
Marks Tey. You weren't there either - were you?

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

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Motorists account for 1 single fatality per 208,311,415 miles driven. A
simply incredible safety record.
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Dave - Cyclists VORK

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May 24, 2013, 1:46:34 PM5/24/13
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On 24/05/2013 18:28, Justin Lewis wrote:
> You could have found it but shat out.

You weren't there Dutch Dimwit.

>> I asked you several times to confirm the venue. Had you been a bit
>> brighter, you would have twigged.
>>
>> You claim that you and a passenger drove past the Churchill Hotel
>> several times. But neither of you apparently noticed that it didn't
>> exist. If you had, you would have said so.

> I was there.

Liar, liar, pants on fire. How come you and your passenger didn't
notice it wasn't the Churchill Hotel anymore?

Why were you so dim, you didn't spot the trap?

>> But you are a Dutch Dimwit and a compulsive liar.
>>
>> You did the same thing when you pretended to be at the Best Western in
>> Marks Tey. You weren't there either - were you?

> I was there.

No you weren't.

>
> You shat out on both occasions. You even said so. I waited for you en
> route to Hertfordshire. Even used their toilets. First I parked at the
> front and then I drove round the carpark to the left of the hotel
> thinking you might be skulking there. Dave stayed at home.
>
> Anyway, be in Harwich and prove you've got balls.
>
Why? Do you want to fondle them? We know you snog blokes, is this the
next step, Dutch Dimwit?

Tony Dragon

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May 24, 2013, 6:58:05 PM5/24/13
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On 24/05/2013 02:31, Justin wrote:
> On 24 mei, 00:27, Tony Dragon <tony.dra...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>> On 23/05/2013 21:20, Justin wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On 23 mei, 22:09, "John Benn" <MrBenn_use...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> "Justin" <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>>>> news:bdaadd35-4661-4c0c...@g9g2000vbl.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>>>> On 23 mei, 09:33, The Medway Handyman <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Justipoo's is wriggling again....
>>
>>>>>>>> You posted that I had clearly stated that I had ridden past the hotel
>>>>>>>> on a bike. I did not even mention a bike. I had just arrived on a
>>>>>>>> ferry in a two seater convertible car with a passenger who also has a
>>>>>>>> licence. We were going to Hertfordshire. No bikes would have fitted
>>>>>>>> in or on the car.
>>
>>>>>> So, a known cyclist, posting on a cycling group uses the exact phrase "I
>>>>>> rode and drove back and forth several times".
>>
>>>>>> Now, since this cyclist also claims to be a teacher of English & an all
>>>>>> round expert, we must assume the use of both terms "rode" and "drove"
>>>>>> mean different things.
>>
>>>>>> Otherwise he would have said "I drove back and forth" and not "I rode
>>>>>> and drove back and forth" which clearly means he did both.
>>
>>>>>> Since he fails to answer questions about what he 'rode' - do we assume
>>>>>> this is a monumental wriggle & he is desperately trying to divert
>>>>>> attention -SOP?
>>
>>>>> Is it possible to ride in or on anything other than a bicycle?
>>>>> Remember I was in a two seater convertible car with a passenger (with
>>>>> a licence) and a full boot and no bikes.
>>
>>>> Yes I "ride" my car all the time. Not.
>>
>>>> You drive a car you twat, not ride it.
>>
>>> Yes, you can drive a car.
>>> You cannot ride a car.
>>> You can ride in a car.
>>
>> Just to clear up the questions.
>> When you went past this hotel,
>> What form of transport were you using?
>> Were you controlling the vehicle?
>> In what way were you controlling the vehicle?
>> Please tell us any other information that might be pertinent?
>
> So many questions! And Dave posted that I clearly stated that I was on
> a bike. He was wrong.
>

A few answers would help to understand the true events, pity you could
not do this.
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Dave-Cyclists VORT

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May 25, 2013, 5:37:00 AM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 06:15, Justin wrote:
> On 24 mei, 19:46, Dave - Cyclists VORK <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> wrote:
>> On 24/05/2013 18:28, Justin Lewis wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 17:47:32 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VORK
>>> <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>> On 24/05/2013 17:08, Justin Lewis wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 16:58:29 +0100, Dave-Cyclists VORT
>>>>> <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> On 24/05/2013 16:26, Justin Lewis wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 15:25:03 +0100, "Mentalguy2k8"
>>>>>>> <Mentalguy...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>> "The Medway Handyman" <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:yDjnt.37560$CP3....@fx34.am4...
>>
>>>>>>>>> Justipoo's is wriggling again....
>>
>>>>>>>> Personally I think it's obvious he's enjoying this new-found attention and
>>>>>>>> the best thing to do is just ignore him. We all know the gist of the story,
>>>>>>>> whether he lies about riding past on a bike, tandem, rickshaw or unicorn
>>>>>>>> doesn't change the fact that he was never there to begin with.
>>
>>>>>>>> We all know what he is, no point indulging his petty, childish,
>>>>>>>> attention-seeking behaviour.
>>
>>>>>>> I did not start the thread. However, I thank you sincerely for paying
>>>>>>> attention to its contents.
>>
>>>>>>> You state as a fact that I was never there. Where is "there"?
>>
>>>>>> The Churchill Hotel. It doesn't exist, but you claim to have passed it
>>>>>> several times.
>>
>>>>> http://www.hotelscombined.nl/Hotel.aspx?fileName=Best_Western_Churchi...
> Thank you for your very kind offer. Do you offer other services? I
> would like time to consider - for how long are you prepared to hold it
> open?
> Are you a sole trader or is this a family business?
>

Diversionary tactics. No answers to the real question. You weren't there.

Partac

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On 24 mei, 19:46, Dave - Cyclists VORK <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> On 24/05/2013 18:28, Justin Lewis wrote:
>
>
>
>
>>
> Why? Do you want to fondle them?
Thank you for your very kind offer. I would like to wait a little
before taking a decision. For long does your offer remain open?
> --

Are you still trying to claim that you're an English teacher? I hope you
offer some sort of 'Money back if not satisfied' scheme.

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May 25, 2013, 9:57:07 AM5/25/13
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Justin Lewis wrote:
> Hallo Dave, thanks very much for your speedy reply.
> You suggest that I did not answer the question posed.
>
> You posted: "Why? Do you want to fondle them? We know you snog
> blokes, is this the next step, Dutch Dimwit?"
> This was in response to my posting: "Anyway, be in Harwich and prove
> you've got balls".
>
> So you have clearly asked if I want to fondle your balls (it seems a
> very strange thing to ask, but that is your prerogative). I answered
> that question by requesting time to consider your kind offer and
> seeking further information regarding the sexual services you offer to
> other men. I also asked if you work alone or if this service is a
> family undertaking.
>
> All the other questions you attempt to ask have already been answered.
> I can shed no new light upon those issues.
>
> May I point out that someone who lives in Kent should be somewhat more
> prudent when using alliterative nicknames? Reciprocation would be very
> simple.
>
> Looking forward to your publishing a complete list of serviecs.

Is 'serviecs' a Dutch word ? Have you ever considered getting an English
spell checker? Have you considered getting someone literate to proof read
your messages?


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May 25, 2013, 12:56:29 PM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 14:40, Justin Lewis wrote:
> Hallo Dave, thanks very much for your speedy reply.
> You suggest that I did not answer the question posed.
>
> You posted: "Why? Do you want to fondle them? We know you snog
> blokes, is this the next step, Dutch Dimwit?"
> This was in response to my posting: "Anyway, be in Harwich and prove
> you've got balls".
>
> So you have clearly asked if I want to fondle your balls (it seems a
> very strange thing to ask, but that is your prerogative). I answered
> that question by requesting time to consider your kind offer and
> seeking further information regarding the sexual services you offer to
> other men. I also asked if you work alone or if this service is a
> family undertaking.
>
> All the other questions you attempt to ask have already been answered.
> I can shed no new light upon those issues.

You haven't answered at all, you have just wriggled.

You never were at the hotel in Dover, you are a proven liar. Now you
are trying to divert attention from being caught out.
>
> May I point out that someone who lives in Kent should be somewhat more
> prudent when using alliterative nicknames? Reciprocation would be very
> simple.

Still think that big words make you look clever?

Try spelling simple ones correctly first, Dutch Dimwit.
>
> Looking forward to your publishing a complete list of serviecs.
>
Is "serviecs" a Dutch word?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dave - Cyclists VOHR

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May 25, 2013, 12:58:17 PM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 15:30, Justin Lewis wrote:
> Hallo Dave, thanks very much for your speedy reply.
> You suggest that I did not answer the question posed.
> You posted: "Why? Do you want to fondle them? We know you snog
> blokes, is this the next step, Dutch Dimwit?"
> This was in response to my posting: "Anyway, be in Harwich and prove
> you've got balls".
> So you have clearly asked if I want to fondle your balls (it seems a
> very strange thing to ask, but that is your prerogative). I answered
> that question by requesting time to consider your kind offer and
> seeking further information regarding the sexual services you offer to
> other men. I also asked if you work alone or if this service is a
> family undertaking.
> All the other questions you attempt to ask have already been answered.
> I can shed no new light upon those issues.
> May I point out that someone who lives in Kent should be somewhat more
> prudent when using alliterative nicknames? Reciprocation would be very
> simple.
> Looking forward to your publishing a complete list of services.
>
Not another incorrectly spelled word, surely?

--
Dave-Cyclists VORH
''As the severity of the injury increased the benefit of wearing a
helmet increased, which is very hard to ignore I think,'' Dr Olivier said.

Results showed that cyclists without helmets were more than 3.9 times as
likely to sustain a head injury to those with helmets. Helmets reduced
the risk of moderate head injury by 49 per cent, of serious head injury
by 62 per cent, and of severe head injury by 74 per cent".

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May 25, 2013, 1:01:35 PM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 15:29, Justin wrote:
> On 25 mei, 15:57, "Mrcheerful" <g.odonnel...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>>
>> Is 'serviecs' a Dutch word ? Have you ever considered getting an English
>> spell checker? Have you considered getting someone literate to proof read
>> your messages?
>
> English spell checker is on its way.
>
A teacher of English & freelance translator, who frequently corrects
others shouldn't need one.

Still, it may help with words like;

Llouise
prority
ownwership
regsitration
autamatically
acquaintace
pease
profficiency
exhalt
Neighbors
Dryod
Labor
homphobe
susidy
unequivocqal
unliikely
tonge
wsy
boit
considrered
deductible
surprise
Pervese
Contrats
thst
moere
Relieved
Ost
thst
knoew
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May 25, 2013, 1:13:06 PM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 15:30, Justin Lewis wrote:
Now that is obvious your cheap diversionary tactics aren't working, are
you going to admit you didn't turn up, or are you going to wriggle a bit
more?

You might as well wriggle, you can't really make yourself look more of a
Dutch Dimwit.

Dave - Cyclists VOHR

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May 25, 2013, 1:56:08 PM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 18:09, Justin Lewis wrote:
> Dave, you have clearly asked if I want to fondle your balls (it seems
> a very strange thing to ask, but that is your prerogative).
> I answered that question by requesting time to consider your kind
> offer and seeking further information regarding the sexual services
> you offer to other men.
>
> I also asked if you work alone or if this service is a
> family undertaking.
>
> May I point out that someone who lives in Kent should be somewhat more
> prudent when using alliterative nicknames? Reciprocation would be very
> simple.
>
> Looking forward to your publishing a complete list of services.
>
> Does your offer still stand? Do you have a website detailing your
> "wares"? www.TheMedwayHandjobman.com.
>
Diversionary tactics again. No answers to the real question.

You weren't there.

Pants on fire.
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May 25, 2013, 3:46:15 PM5/25/13
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On Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:43 +0200, Justin Lewis
<lewisj...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote:


>Shit scared? I had not really considrered the possibility that Dave
>would be turning up to use violence.


Justipoo's, Justipoo's - what on earth is this word "considrered"?

Excellent value as ever.

--
Wearing a cycle helmet will not kill you.

Judith

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May 25, 2013, 3:51:04 PM5/25/13
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On Fri, 24 May 2013 18:08:39 +0200, Justin Lewis
<lewisj...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote:

>boit


Excellent value

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 25, 2013, 4:49:42 PM5/25/13
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On 25/05/2013 19:22, Justin Lewis wrote:
> I would like to make use of your kind offer.
> Are you brave enough to come to Harwich on 22 July: 20:00 hours?
>
You didn't turn up at Dover.

You didn't turn up at Marks Tey.

You are a compulsive liar.

Judith

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May 25, 2013, 6:51:41 PM5/25/13
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On Fri, 24 May 2013 21:46:18 -0700 (PDT), Justin <justinl...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> For long does your offer remain open?


Now, now Justipoo's - please try harder.

Excellent value though

Judith

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May 25, 2013, 6:54:20 PM5/25/13
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On Sat, 25 May 2013 15:40:55 +0200, Justin Lewis
<lewisj...@nospamhotmail.com> wrote:

>serviecs


Excellent value Justipoo's

Peter Keller

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May 26, 2013, 1:46:51 AM5/26/13
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On Sat, 25 May 2013 20:46:15 +0100, Judith wrote:

> Justipoo's, Justipoo's - what on earth is this word "considrered"?

Noe prroblim. Eniwun cn maik a speling missteak inn thu heet ov thu
moement.
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May 26, 2013, 4:59:47 AM5/26/13
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On 26/05/2013 08:25, Justin Lewis wrote:

>>>
>> You didn't turn up at Dover.
>>
>> You didn't turn up at Marks Tey.
>>
>> You are a compulsive liar.

> Hallo Dave, perhaps you are capable of explaining (improbable) how
> answering the question you posed can be defined (by you) as
> diversionary tactics.

The question you are desperately trying to avoid is very simple.

How come, if you and a passenger really drove past the hotel several
times - did you not notice a complete change of name?

I know spelling isn't your strong point, but Churchill Hotel and Dover
Marina Hotel & Spa should be easy enough to tell apart.

The answer is very simple as well. You & your passenger didn't notice
because you weren't there.
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May 26, 2013, 3:15:58 PM5/26/13
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On 26/05/2013 13:44, Justin Lewis wrote:
> On Sun, 26 May 2013 09:59:47 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP
> <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 26/05/2013 08:25, Justin Lewis wrote:
>>
>>>>>
>>>> You didn't turn up at Dover.
>>>>
>>>> You didn't turn up at Marks Tey.
>>>>
>>>> You are a compulsive liar.
>>
>>> Hallo Dave, perhaps you are capable of explaining (improbable) how
>>> answering the question you posed can be defined (by you) as
>>> diversionary tactics.
>>
>> The question you are desperately trying to avoid is very simple.
>>
>> How come, if you and a passenger really drove past the hotel several
>> times - did you not notice a complete change of name?
>>
>> I know spelling isn't your strong point, but Churchill Hotel and Dover
>> Marina Hotel & Spa should be easy enough to tell apart.

> Hallo Dave. Although you knew outside of which hotel I was waiting,
> you chose to shit out. The address had been discussed. No shame there.

You were not there - stop wriggling.

>> The answer is very simple as well. You & your passenger didn't notice
>> because you weren't there.

> As I said we were there and you did not turn up. It now appears that
> you knew exactly where we would be: the name change gave an excuse for
> your cowardice. I regret that.

You were not there - stop wriggling

> You were not at Marks Tey.

You mean you were not at Marks Tey

> You have shat out of Harwich.

> A hattrick.

>> You are a compulsive liar.

Is "hattrick" a Dutch word, Dimwit?

Judith

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On Sun, 26 May 2013 05:46:51 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller <muzh...@centrum.sk>
wrote:
Yes but you do not profess to teach English, and you probably proof read what
you type.

(No-one minds the odd spelling mistake - it is just that it is Justipoo's forte
and proves his fuckwittery)

Peter Keller

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On Mon, 27 May 2013 09:41:19 +0100, Judith wrote:

> his fuckwittery

Hwy du peeple insolt uthers?

Tryying tu meak thmselvs feal beter bi puting sumeone els doun
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On 28/05/2013 06:14, Justin Lewis wrote:
> On Sun, 26 May 2013 20:15:58 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP
> Dave, you turned up to neither venue - both were easily identifiable.
>
> Dover: I had just disembarked from a boat you claimed did not exist.
> In Waterloo Crescent I was searching for your white sign written van
> (apparently I should have been shitting myself ha ha ha , although I
> was looking forward to your childlike flailing attempt to avoid
> injury). We did not see your van, although there was a grey van
> outside the hotel.

You expect us to believe you noticed a grey van, but apparently didn't
notice that all the signage along the front of the hotel had completely
changed?

You were not there - stop wriggling
>
> MT: I stopped on the way from Harwich to Hertfordshire, parked in the
> hotel's car park and went in and used their toilets. I also took one
> of their folders regarding prices with me. Again no Dave.

I called the hotel, idiot. They had never heard of you.

You have changed your story again, you claimed you were staying there.
Now you have been caught out, you claim you only used the toilets.

You were not there - stop wriggling.

>
> You will now write: "You weren't there." You have no way of knowing
> (you cannot know that which is incorrect) that and as such it is an
> assertion you cannot support. That is the end of the matter. You
> should not have shat out.

So, if you were at Dover, explain how you and your passenger completely
failed to notice that the Churchill Hotel didn't exist anymore - despite
being prompted several times to confirm the venue?

You were not there - stop wriggling
>
> Now, do you have the bravery to turn up at Harwich? Obviously not.
>
Another fantasy of yours, idiot.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,
And his name is Justipoo.
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
And all that he can do
Is wiggle all day and wiggle all night--
The neighbors say what a terrible fright!
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,
And his name is Justy,
Jus-Jus- Justy,
Jus-Jus-Justipoo!

Peter Keller

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On Tue, 28 May 2013 08:13:38 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP wrote:

> idiot.

Why do people insult others?

Most people who make a habit of name-calling, whether they be children or
adults, are most likely facing some self-esteem problems and over-
compensating by name-calling because it makes them feel superior somehow.
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On 29/05/2013 16:47, Justin wrote:
> On 28 mei, 09:55, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> Thanks for this fine work: reminiscent in some ways of the more
> spiritually inspired works of William Topaz McGonagall.

No it isn't.

> The pathos is provided by one thought or theme: a man of 62 years old
> has wasted time at a computer to produce it.
>
And a Dutch bloke snogger had to reply....

At least you didn't make any more spelling mistakes.
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On 30/05/2013 16:05, Justin Lewis wrote:
> Are you coming to Harwich or are you shitting out yet again?
>

No point. You won't turn up.

Like you didn't turn up at Dover.

Like you didn't turn up at Marks Tey.

Like you didn't turn up at Gillingham.
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On 31/05/2013 05:25, Justin wrote:
> On 30 mei, 18:48, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> I have my ticket: would you like the number? I will phone you from the
> port.
>
> By the way, your desperation to avoid turning up results in your
> wrigglig:

Is "wrigglig" a Dutch word?

Ha ha ha ha ha!
>
> "No, I'm afraid it isn't you tosser. Its not a Best Western at all.
> That ended in Jan 2010 and is clearly documented."
>
> A quote from you. It is a BW hotel.
>
But NOT the Churchill Hotel.

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Motorists account for 1 single fatality per 208,311,415 miles driven. A
simply incredible safety record.

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May 31, 2013, 2:59:52 AM5/31/13
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On 31/05/2013 05:34, Justin wrote:
> On 31 mei, 06:28, Justin <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 31 mei, 06:25, Justin <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> On 30 mei, 18:48, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>>> I have my ticket: would you like the number? I will phone you from the
>>> port.
>>
>>> By the way, your desperation to avoid turning up results in your
>>> wrigglig:
>>
>>> "No, I'm afraid it isn't you tosser. Its not a Best Western at all.
>>> That ended in Jan 2010 and is clearly documented."
>>
>>> A quote from you. It is a BW hotel.
>>
>> Another quote from you (which, as usual, contained pure shit):
>> "The only other sailings are by Sea France.
>> Their sailings were at 12:30 and 14:40 that day."
>>
>> You conveniently overlooked DFDS Norfolk Line.
>
> Stena Hollandica, Harwich arrival 20:00 hours 22 July. Foot passenger
> (with ATB). See you there.
>
No point. You won't turn up.

Like you didn't turn up at Dover.

Like you didn't turn up at Marks Tey.

Like you didn't turn up at Gillingham.

--
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Motorists pay Ł46 billion a year in extra taxes, specifically so they
can use the roads.
Less than Ł10 billion of this is spent on roads.
Q: Do cyclists pay any specific, extra taxes in order to use their
vehicles on the road?
A: No. They are sponging freeloaders.

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On 31/05/2013 05:28, Justin wrote:
> On 31 mei, 06:25, Justin <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 30 mei, 18:48, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>> I have my ticket: would you like the number? I will phone you from the
>> port.
>>
>> By the way, your desperation to avoid turning up results in your
>> wrigglig:
>>
>> "No, I'm afraid it isn't you tosser. Its not a Best Western at all.
>> That ended in Jan 2010 and is clearly documented."
>>
>> A quote from you. It is a BW hotel.
>
> Another quote from you (which, as usual, contained pure shit):
> "The only other sailings are by Sea France.
> Their sailings were at 12:30 and 14:40 that day."
>
> You conveniently overlooked DFDS Norfolk Line.
>
No point. You won't turn up.

Like you didn't turn up at Dover.

Like you didn't turn up at Marks Tey.

Like you didn't turn up at Gillingham.

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Bicycles are for Children. Like masturbation, something you should grow
out of.
There is something seriously sick and stunted about grown men who want
to ride a bike."
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May 31, 2013, 4:36:36 PM5/31/13
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On 31/05/2013 05:28, Justin wrote:
> On 31 mei, 06:25, Justin <justinlewis...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 30 mei, 18:48, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>> I have my ticket: would you like the number? I will phone you from the
>> port.
>>
>> By the way, your desperation to avoid turning up results in your
>> wrigglig:
>>
>> "No, I'm afraid it isn't you tosser. Its not a Best Western at all.
>> That ended in Jan 2010 and is clearly documented."
>>
>> A quote from you. It is a BW hotel.
>
> Another quote from you (which, as usual, contained pure shit):
> "The only other sailings are by Sea France.
> Their sailings were at 12:30 and 14:40 that day."
>
> You conveniently overlooked DFDS Norfolk Line.
>
No point. You won't turn up.

Like you didn't turn up at Dover.

Like you didn't turn up at Marks Tey.

Like you didn't turn up at Gillingham.

--

Dave- Cyclists VORC

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May 31, 2013, 4:40:14 PM5/31/13
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On 31/05/2013 13:20, Justin wrote:
> On 31 mei, 09:00, Dave- Cyclists VORC <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> Please can you give the readers a guarantee that I will not turn up?
>
The astute ones already know, they know your track record and they know
you are a proven liar.
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