Old women

[Jake]

Why do they always stink of piss?

[®i©ardo]

Jake wrote:
> Why do they always stink of piss?
>
>

To mask the scent of the mothballs.

--
Moving things in still pictures!

[Porridge Wog]

> Why do they always stink of piss?
>

That's just your mum, that is!

[Robin T Cox]

On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:08:19 +0100, Porridge Wog wrote:

>> Why do they always stink of piss?

Pheromones ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

When you grow up, you'll understand ;)

Meanwhile, just go and play with your toys, little one.

[Norman Wells]

"Robin T Cox" <nom...@nomail.net> wrote in message
news:OXeFi.3$X%4...@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...

> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:08:19 +0100, Porridge Wog wrote:
>
>>> Why do they always stink of piss?
>
> Pheromones ...

I'm afraid it isn't. It's piss.

But incontinence is not a matter of the sex you are. In fact, it generally
occurs earlier in males because of design faults inherent in the prostate
gland. It's accentuated, however, in both sexes by the loss of sense of
smell which is an inevitable consequence of ageing.

If you don't want to smell of piss, the answer is don't grow old.
Otherwise, you will.

And it doesn't depend on how rich, intelligent or streetwise you are either.

[Mike]

"Norman Wells" <nor...@myarl.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fc4dh0$lgi$1$8300...@news.demon.co.uk...

How old is 'old'?

Mike

--
www.rneba.org.uk for the latest pictures of the very first reunion and
Inaugural General Meeting. Nothing less than a fantastic success.
The Royal Naval Electrical Branch Association.
'THE' Association if you served in the Electrical Branch of the Royal Navy
www.rneba.org.uk to find your ex-Greenie mess mates
www.iowtours.com for all ex-Service Reunions. More being added regularly
"Navy Days" Portsmouth 25th - 27th July 2008. RN Shipmates will have a Stand