Re: OT - Bloody BBC1.
Catweazel
> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:59:50 +0100, luci...@eternal-flames.gov wrote:
> >Tennis at half-past ten at night.
> >It ain't bleedin' natural!
>
> >If the old bloke had intended man to play tennis at night, he'd have
> >given him fluorescent balls.
>
> It's a wimmen's sport anyway.
>
..the BBC? I've been thinking that for a while now.
Les.
<luc...@eternal-flames.gov> wrote in message
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> Tennis at half-past ten at night.
> It ain't bleedin' natural!
>
> If the old bloke had intended man to play tennis at night, he'd have
> given him fluorescent balls.
>
>
Never mind tennis - is there any mechanism which may be employed to ban
further pointless waffling about Michael Jackson?
Yeti
Yes - you just need to post it up in Black or White.
Dave
> Tennis at half-past ten at night.
> It ain't bleedin' natural!
>
> If the old bloke had intended man to play tennis at night, he'd have
> given him fluorescent balls.
I can always find mine without lights :-)
Dave
Dave
Last Saturday's daily mail had the first 13 pages spouting out about
him. Is he a famous person or something?
Dave
zaphod
<luc...@eternal-flames.gov> wrote in message
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> Tennis at half-past ten at night.
> It ain't bleedin' natural!
>
> If the old bloke had intended man to play tennis at night, he'd have
> given him fluorescent balls.
Are you saying my balls aren't supposed to glow in the dark?
What do you reckon's causing that then? Can I get ointment for it?
zaphod
"Les." <lord...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Never mind tennis - is there any mechanism which may be employed to ban
> further pointless waffling about Michael Jackson?
I went into McDonalds today - they've launched a tribute called the
Jacksonburger. A bit of fifty year old meat between two ten year old buns.
Dave
That has joined my list of sad jokes about him.
Dave
Dave
Try baby oil ;-)
It might not stop them glowing, but it might take the sting out of them
for a while.
Dave
zaphod
"Dave" <dave...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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> Last Saturday's daily mail had the first 13 pages spouting out about him.
> Is he a famous person or something?
He did a few covers of some Weird Al Yankovic hits. They weren't as good as
the originals.
Steve Terry
like the BBC TV centre with a AK47, it'll be news for weeks.
Steve Terry
Steve Terry
How did the paramedics know he was dead?
they could easily tell, the colour had drained back into him
Steve Terry
Les.
"Steve Terry" <gFOU...@tesco.net> wrote in message news:h2e980>> Never mind
>> further pointless waffling about Michael Jackson?
>>
> Yes simple, go postal (as the yanks say) in some large building
> like the BBC TV centre with a AK47, it'll be news for weeks.
I think if I was ever minded to do this, the choice of venue would be a hard
one to make. The House of Commons would be favourite, but it might be
difficult to get in. Then we have the revenue, Capita, etc. - But the BBC is
definitely one of the top ten!
Les.
Smolley
Topped up with shit ?
Dave
RAOTFLMAO
That too is going into the list.
Thanks
Dave
Yeti
List?
WARNING - this site has no taste or moral boundaries whatsoever.
Dave
Tennis balls, like golf balls, have always been hard to find.
Why is it so satisfying to roll on your back in the morning and scratch
underneath your balls? I have no problem finding them though :-)
Dave
Jim GM4DHJ ...at home
>
> http://www.sickipedia.org/get.php?category=Celebrity%20and%20news%20events&subcategory=Michael%20Jackson
>
> WARNING - this site has no taste or moral boundaries whatsoever.
Oh good...same as this NG then .........
From Jimbo's Radio Shack ...
> The MCC has already experimented with pink cricket balls,
I like pink balls ........
Steve Terry
"From Jimbo's Radio Shack ..." <jim.g...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>
>> The MCC has already experimented with pink cricket balls,
>
> I like pink balls ........
>
What I'd like to know is how are those who have black ones
supposed to find them in the dark?
I guess they could be painted with florescent paint.
Maybe Hils would like to volunteer?
Steve Terry
Steve Terry
"Hils" <hi...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Steve Terry wrote:
>
>>> I like pink balls ........
>>>
>> I've had pink ones for as long as i can remember
>>
>> What I'd like to know is how are those who have black ones
>> supposed to find them in the dark?
>>
>> I guess they could be painted with florescent paint.
>
> gardening. Where can I get some?
> Hils
>
I don't know, but if you find some you can try it out first on my balls
Steve Terry
Dave
> "From Jimbo's Radio Shack ..." <jim.g...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>>> The MCC has already experimented with pink cricket balls,
>> I like pink balls ........
>>
> I've had pink ones for as long as i can remember
>
> What I'd like to know is how are those who have black ones
> supposed to find them in the dark?
Mine are black in the dark and under the quilt.
I have no problem finding them though :-)
> I guess they could be painted with florescent paint.
I would have thought that would have made them so much more itchy.
Dave ;-)
Steve Terry
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> On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:07:43 +0100, Dave <dave...@btopenworld.com>
> wrote:
>
>>> I guess they could be painted with florescent paint.
>>
>>I would have thought that would have made them so much more itchy.
>>Dave ;-)
>
> Nick.
>
>
Obviously after painting your balls, you have to keep them in a clean
environment so contaminates like pollen can't attach, at least until
the paint has dried.
So put simply keep your balls clean
Steve Terry
Frank Turner-Smith G3VKI
http://turner-smith.co.uk/images/balls.wav
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73 de Frank Turner-Smith G3VKI - mine's a pint.
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> "Steve Terry" <gFOU...@tesco.net> wrote in message
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>> <luc...@eternal-flames.gov> wrote in message
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>>> On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:07:43 +0100, Dave <dave...@btopenworld.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I guess they could be painted with florescent paint.
>>>>
>>>>I would have thought that would have made them so much more itchy.
>>>>Dave ;-)
>>>
>>> It's the damned pollen... It gets everywhere.
>>> Nick.
>>>
>>>
>> Obviously after painting your balls, you have to keep them in a clean
>> environment so contaminates like pollen can't attach, at least until
>> the paint has dried.
>>
>> So put simply keep your balls clean
>>
>> Steve Terry
>>
>
> http://turner-smith.co.uk/images/balls.wav
http://turner-smith.co.uk/images/listen_with_mother-balls.mp3