Tony Bliar promises not to...

[Ian]

1. change the basic rate of income tax, and the top rate,

plus...

2. change the point at which they come in,
3. increase National Insurance,
4. invent some completely new tax (presumably to pay for the stupid
stupid stupid thicky stupidhead Patricia Hewitt's departmental flower
bill, or trips to world poverty conventions in 5 star hotels in
exclusive resorts,)
5. increase any other form of revenue, to repay the load they've got to
keep the 20,000 Rover (and dependent company) employees thinking
there's the tiniest chance they'll still have a job, the day after the
general election, even though the Chinese already own the Rover Brand
name, and don't have to take on a costly labour force led by stupid
trade unionists, to exercise that brand,
6. increase tax, to pay for the 500 sheets they're bribing the parents
of newborns with, (this five hundred quid came from nowhere apparently,
just before the election,),
7. kill anymore of our soldiers so he can be remembered as a leader
amongst men.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4438489.stm

Well one out of seven isn't bad, speaking as a socialist.