A Lefty Lexicon - Dictionary of Liberal Speak
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Agenda - describes any collection of policies: 'equality agenda' for
instance. Invariably needs to be 'taken forward'.
Aggressive outreach - the process of actively soliciting trade for
social workers. Generally employed when 'customers' fail to show
required enthusiasm for services on offer.
B
Beacon of excellence - archaism: any organ of state that achieved - or
'delivered' - what it was supposed to.
Best practice - normally 'established' when a Lefty wants to saddle a
process with more complexity. Replaces 'working it out yourself'.
C
Child-centred - education: "we can't be bothered to teach them...
perhaps they'll do it themselves".
Class - grouping people by the contents of their wallet rather than,
say, how they think, feel or behave as individuals.
Consultation - a formal system for ignoring public views while
patronising them at the same time. London's Congestion Charge for
instance.
Community leader - someone plucked from obscurity to represent 'the
views of the community' for the purposes of 'consultation'. NB
never elected to this position.
Critique - media, academia: same as 'rebuttal'. When a Lefty alleges
that someone's writing is 'riddled with factual inaccuracies' then
mysteriously fails to identify any.
D
Delivery - as in "delivered against targets". Means 'achieve'.
Disproportionate - foreign affairs: Describes any act by USA or Israel.
Delegitimise - what we do if we suggest that a favoured Lefty client
group may contain members who are not wholly beyond criticism as
individuals.
Diversity - creating a workforce based on how people look rather than
on their skills or aptitude
E
Equal - as in 'opportunities': describes the desire to have a
workforce resemble the population it comes from, rather than matched to
the task in hand. See 'diversity'.
Egalitarian - "if I can't have one, then neither can you". Shared
misery much better than unevenly scattered joy.
F
Fascism/Nazism - apparently the 'opposite' of Socialism - despite
sharing party members, ideology and - in National Socialism - the name.
G
Gender issues - grouping people by their sex rather than how they
think, feel or behave as individuals.
'Green' issues - "if we can't control the means of production
then we'll close it down". NB. the US is the 'biggest polluter in
the world' which is wholly unrelated to the fact it's the world's
most productive economy.
H
Hate-crime - same as 'normal' crime as far as victims are concerned -
but much more distressing for Lefties.
Hate-speech - "shut up!".
Human rights - using the legal system to pursue political ends.
I
Inclusive - Means 'drop entry standards until anyone can get in'.
Impartial - media, BBC: the balance achieved by attacking the
Opposition for being Conservative and attacking the Government for
being insufficiently Lefty.
In partnership with... - Government: "this way, none of us get the
blame when nothing happens!".
Inappropriate - "I don't like this" - no explanation for what or whom
must ever be given.
Intolerance - Intolerance can only committed against certain defined
groups of people. These do not include, Americans, the middle class,
white manual workers, rural people, business and Christians
obviously.
Institutional racism - 'racism' in a workforce that is achieved
unknowingly and in ways that cannot be specifically defined.
Islamophobic - anyone who objects to having their transport blown up on
the way to work.
Israel - see 'disproportionate' and 'legitimate grievances'. Country
the size of Wales, with 5m inhabitants, that is entirely responsible
for any and all delinquent Islamist behaviour the world over.
Issues around... - "I may be out of my depth here".
J
Justice - Government: as in 'social justice'. Means taking money
earned by the general public to give to particular groups that Lefties
approve of. Replaces market economics.
K
Key - Government: most things are 'key', in particular
'drivers', 'learnings', 'deliverables'. In education, all
school 'stages' are 'key'.
Legitimate grievances - foreign affairs: why we're all to blame for
deranged Islamists murdering people in the developed world.
Liaise - the day-to-day process of Lefty Government. Replaces 'work'.
Learnings - means 'lessons'.
M
Marx - a Victorian gentleman whose theories cannot be disproved by
observation, experience or factual evidence. See 'religion' and
'post-modernism'.
Multi-cultural - All culture is valid - unless Western in some way.
Usually to be 'celebrated' and always found to be 'vibrant'. See
'diversity'.
N
Nazi - informal: describes non-Lefty views and useful to link with
people Lefties don't like. Thus Germany's Nazi period is the only
noteworthy formative experience of Pope Benedict.
NGO - Non Governmental Organisation - the repository of all moral
authority in Lefty World and whose words and motives may never be
questioned.
O
Organised labour - what Lefties used to be interested in.
P
Palestinians - archetype 'victims' no matter how many teenagers they
murder in bars and fast food outlets. Never responsible for anything
they do - or done in their name - because of 'root causes' or
'legitimate grievances'.
Post-modern - modern French 'philosophical': literature claiming that
no account of events can be trusted. 'Texts' must be 'deconstructed'
for their hidden meanings - except those by post-modernists, to be
taken at face value.
Progressive - describes ideas generally thought up around 40 years ago
- that still don't work.
Q
al Qaeda - Muslim 'militants' who for some reason or other continue to
kill far more Muslims than people of any other faith.
R
Race issues - grouping people by their skin colour as opposed to how
they think, feel or behave as individuals.
Racist - means "shut up!" - and is much, much worse than being violent,
thoughtless or unkind. In fact, easily the worst crime ever conceived
of.
Relevant - education: something badly written, with references to sex
and full of swear-words. Always better than literature by 'dead white
people'.
Religion -
* Christianity: irrational, dangerous belief that material things
may not be the principal motive behind human behaviour.
* Judaism: most Israelis are Jewish, so probably 'intolerant'.
* Islam: always needs to be 'understood'.
Root causes - foreign affairs: Usually need to be 'examined'. Belief
in 'root causes' reflects dogged Lefty habit of trying to see
contemporary religious issues through the prism of 'class
analysis'.
S
Skills-based - education: "teach the little ba**ards Microsoft Word or
something. They don't actually need to know anything...".
Social exclusion - where bad people, behaving badly, somehow became our
fault.
South Africa - a national showcase for Lefty policies with a one-party
state, some of the worst crime levels in the world, tragic AIDS
mortality and declining economy.
Stereotype - any attempt to describe the general characteristics of a
group favoured by Lefties.
Stigmatise - what we do to anti-social people if we ask them to stop.
Subsidised art - art no one would buy.
T
Take forward - use instead of 'do'.
Terrorist - no such thing. Only people suffering from 'root causes'
and 'legitimate grievances'.
Transgressive - term of approval for anything 'challenging established
values' - but generally puerile, annoying and dumb.
U
Unilateral - media, BBC: used to describe any act by the United States
in furtherance of its national interest.
United Nations - the NGO of NGOs. All foreign policy has to be 'in
partnership with the UN and our European Allies', unless bombing Serbia
- which requires neither.
V
Victim - see 'Terrorist', 'Palestinians', 'gender issues',
'race issues' and 'social exclusion'.
W
Workers - notional 'class' of people that Lefties once claimed to
represent. Now replaced by college lecturers, human rights lawyers,
pressure group employees, civil servants with 'liaise' in their job
title - and other people you would probably not want over for supper.
Gaz
> A
>
> Agenda - describes any collection of policies: 'equality agenda' for
> instance. Invariably needs to be 'taken forward'.
>
The guy who devised this, has just being suspended by Orange, the mobile
phone company, because of complaints from the 'muslim affairs committee'.
Gaz
JOHN BENNETT
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This header proves that you are a moronic US troll. But what the heck!
So you think you are so bloody clever by slaving away in groups of ten
for weeks producing this piece of braindead nonsense.
You do not listen to parliamentary debates, do you? (Why would you, you
are an ignorant yankee). Also you never go to company board meatings
(being an unemployable misfit and all that) and the like.
The kind of vocabulary you list below is typical of the business world
and right conservative bullshitters too.
> A
>
> Agenda - describes any collection of policies: 'equality agenda' for
> instance. Invariably needs to be 'taken forward'.
Oh yeah. Agenda. A word typical of newspeak. Nothing particularly lefty
about it.
> Aggressive outreach - the process of actively soliciting trade for
> social workers. Generally employed when 'customers' fail to show
> required enthusiasm for services on offer.
Please tell all those religious organisations in the heartland of the
US Bible belt that neocons do not believe in social work. See what kind
of answers you will recieve.
> B
>
> Beacon of excellence - archaism: any organ of state that achieved - or
> 'delivered' - what it was supposed to.
Oh yeah! That is a bullshit all right. Once my boss has tried that one
on me.
> Best practice - normally 'established' when a Lefty wants to saddle a
> process with more complexity. Replaces 'working it out yourself'.
And he had tried that one too!
I was forced to tell him what to do with this kind of vocabulary and
then I had quit the job. A year later he begged me to return to work
for him and I have not heard these meaningless phrases ever since.
> C
>
> Child-centred - education: "we can't be bothered to teach them...
> perhaps they'll do it themselves".
So in your opinion education should be centered on what? Neocon
brainwashing? The latest conservative rewrite of history?
> Class - grouping people by the contents of their wallet rather than,
> say, how they think, feel or behave as individuals.
So in a truly futuristic capitalistic society you have no classes? I
suppose everyone ends up in his or her individual bunker shooting at
everything and anything that moves without.
> Consultation - a formal system for ignoring public views while
> patronising them at the same time. London's Congestion Charge for
> instance.
Consultation? As far as I can tell most fallen and useless rightard
politician end up in some kind of well paid consultancy job either with
the top paying industries and financial institutions or the government
itself.
> Community leader - someone plucked from obscurity to represent 'the
> views of the community' for the purposes of 'consultation'. NB
> never elected to this position.
In which way is this a "leftie" phenomena? Those community leaders
spouting ominous community values (of the caliber of Alan Jones) which
supposed to show that all laws and the whole justice system should be
chucked out and be replaced with mobile lynch gangs.
> Critique - media, academia: same as 'rebuttal'. When a Lefty alleges
> that someone's writing is 'riddled with factual inaccuracies' then
> mysteriously fails to identify any.
Again, why would this be a leftie speciality. Rightards in this NG
doing it all the time. And they not very shy in resorting to dreadful
logical fallacies. Once their error is pointed out they switch to name
calling but never to supplying proof for their hastily concocted
assertions.
> D
> Delivery - as in "delivered against targets". Means 'achieve'.
Business speak most of all.
> Disproportionate - foreign affairs: Describes any act by USA or Israel.
I find it difficult to describe the acts of Germany, Sweden, Norway or
Hungary this way. Mostly because these days they are not in the habit
of invading other countries and killing off innocent civilians by the
thousands and relying on incorrect (false or falsified) evidence of
wrong doing.
> Delegitimise - what we do if we suggest that a favoured Lefty client
> group may contain members who are not wholly beyond criticism as
> individuals.
Wrong again. Not a leftie speciality. You really think Usenet group
members are dumb and were born yesterday, don't you?
> Diversity - creating a workforce based on how people look rather than
> on their skills or aptitude
As opposed to "diversity in offering choices for consumers". They can
choose between western crap manufactured in China and western crap
manufactured in China.
> E
>
> Equal - as in 'opportunities': describes the desire to have a
> workforce resemble the population it comes from, rather than matched to
> the task in hand. See 'diversity'.
Whatever!
But Equal as in equal pay for equal amout of work performed and Equal
as in equal rights for all citizens of a country are indeed lefty
expressions. As opposed to the rightard concept of "Discrimination".
See also "Racism", "Social snobbery", "Capitalism" and "Egoism".
> Egalitarian - "if I can't have one, then neither can you". Shared
> misery much better than unevenly scattered joy.
For its opposite see "Egoism" in its limitless form.
> F
>
> Fascism/Nazism - apparently the 'opposite' of Socialism - despite
> sharing party members, ideology and - in National Socialism - the name.
Nope. Fascism and Nazism as the last ideological and polical stage of a
rotting Capitalistic society just before total carnage and chaos sets
in.
> G
> Gender issues - grouping people by their sex rather than how they
> think, feel or behave as individuals.
See "Discrimination"
> 'Green' issues - "if we can't control the means of production
> then we'll close it down". NB. the US is the 'biggest polluter in
> the world' which is wholly unrelated to the fact it's the world's
> most productive economy.
Yep. Productive all right. Producing tons of shit in China!
Also gas masks, which soon will to be an essential part of the normal
attire of every citizen in the USA but also in China as unfiltered the
air becomes too poisonous for normal consumption.
> H
>
> Hate-crime - same as 'normal' crime as far as victims are concerned -
> but much more distressing for Lefties.
But those victims would feel soo much better if we would call such
crimes "love-crimes"
Specially if they happen to be working in an Abortion clinique and
being chased by all loving, all shooting Xtian fundies.
> Hate-speech - "shut up!".
And you post this drivel in a Usenet NG? My oh, my!
> Human rights - using the legal system to pursue political ends.
As opposed the right to "Torture" which is the god-given right of every
US (and Israeli) Zionists and necons.
> I
>
> Inclusive - Means 'drop entry standards until anyone can get in'.
As opposed to "Exclusive" where only plutocrats and finance moguls can
get in.
> Impartial - media, BBC: the balance achieved by attacking the
> Opposition for being Conservative and attacking the Government for
> being insufficiently Lefty.
Impartial - like Fox News and other Murdoch enterprises which are quite
impartial about not telling the truth and impartial about slendering
anything which is remotely left from their ultra right position.
> In partnership with... - Government: "this way, none of us get the
> blame when nothing happens!".
"In partneship with" Zionists, neocons, white supremacists and Xtian
fundies. Also known as "Coalition of the Willing"
> Inappropriate - "I don't like this" - no explanation for what or whom
> must ever be given.
Yeah! I dont't like promiscuity! I don't like homosexuals. I don't like
abortion. I do not like progressives. I don't like anyone who does not
look like me, think like me or behave like me. I don't like history. I
definitely don't like the truth.
> Intolerance - Intolerance can only committed against certain defined
> groups of people. These do not include, Americans, the middle class,
> white manual workers, rural people, business and Christians
> obviously.
Erratum - intolerance that is committed against muslims, immigrants,
the French, blue collared workers, Socialists, Communists, non Xtians
in general, gays, and human right activists it is not called
intolerance any more but it becomes "Patriotic duty", and "Fight
against "Evil".
> Institutional racism - 'racism' in a workforce that is achieved
> unknowingly and in ways that cannot be specifically defined.
"Racism" is always unknowing! The racists really do not know what they
are actually doing to other human beings. Their brain capacity is the
limiting factor.
> Islamophobic - anyone who objects to having their transport blown up on
> the way to work.
Also those who dislike that Middle Eastern look, who feel offended by
headscarfs, who are annoyed by the sound of foreign languages and who
do not eat anything that is not bought at McDonald's.
> Israel - see 'disproportionate' and 'legitimate grievances'. Country
> the size of Wales, with 5m inhabitants, that is entirely responsible
> for any and all delinquent Islamist behaviour the world over.
Israel see: "Bombings", "Invasion", "pre-emptive strike" ortodox
Judaism, Zionist terrorism, "collateral damage", WMDs
> Issues around... - "I may be out of my depth here".
You are!
> J
> Justice - Government: as in 'social justice'. Means taking money
> earned by the general public to give to particular groups that Lefties
> approve of. Replaces market economics.
As opposed to "business interests". Means ripping off cutomers,
cheating on taxes, lobbying politicians, mistreating employees,
manipulating the stock market, eliminating healthy competition
(specially small business) and granting exorbitant bonuses to CEOs
already earning millions. See also "monopol capitalism" and "business
cartells".
> K
>
> Key - Government: most things are 'key', in particular
> 'drivers', 'learnings', 'deliverables'. In education, all
> school 'stages' are 'key'.
Lost your keys I see!
> Legitimate grievances - foreign affairs: why we're all to blame for
> deranged Islamists murdering people in the developed world.
As opposed to "illegitimate grievances" like unfair dismissal,
sickleave, paid holidays and the like.
> Liaise - the day-to-day process of Lefty Government. Replaces 'work'.
When rightards intend to do the same they use as yet undisclosed
vocabulary!
> Learnings - means 'lessons'.
Meaning all those things rightards are incapable of comprehending or
doing.
> M
>
> Marx - a Victorian gentleman whose theories cannot be disproved by
> observation, experience or factual evidence. See 'religion' and
> 'post-modernism'.
However whose theories are rejected out of hand by every selfrespecting
rightard without actual observation, experience or factual evidence for
its failings.
> Multi-cultural - All culture is valid - unless Western in some way.
> Usually to be 'celebrated' and always found to be 'vibrant'. See
> 'diversity'.
As opposed to "Mono-cultural". Something that is seen in Western
cultures as the only
possible and acceptable form of society that preserves the supremacy of
the white race.
> N
>
> Nazi - informal: describes non-Lefty views and useful to link with
> people Lefties don't like. Thus Germany's Nazi period is the only
> noteworthy formative experience of Pope Benedict.
See comment made at the entry "Fascism/Nazism"
Also see: "Christianity", "White supremacists"
> NGO - Non Governmental Organisation - the repository of all moral
> authority in Lefty World and whose words and motives may never be
> questioned.
Erratum - See Thimoty McVeigh
> O
>
> Organised labour - what Lefties used to be interested in.
Erratum: "what Lefties are interested in."
Also- "what rightards hate the most"
> P
>
> Palestinians - archetype 'victims' no matter how many teenagers they
> murder in bars and fast food outlets. Never responsible for anything
> they do - or done in their name - because of 'root causes' or
> 'legitimate grievances'.
See "illegitimate grievances"
> Post-modern - modern French 'philosophical': literature claiming that
> no account of events can be trusted. 'Texts' must be 'deconstructed'
> for their hidden meanings - except those by post-modernists, to be
> taken at face value.
Also see: "Neocon", "Neo liberal", "Neo bullshit"
> Progressive - describes ideas generally thought up around 40 years ago
> - that still don't work.
Also decribe everything that would actually work if the conservatives
would finally decide to let go of their nostalgy for the 1800s.
> Q
>
> al Qaeda - Muslim 'militants' who for some reason or other continue to
> kill far more Muslims than people of any other faith.
An organisation that is very unlike the Lord's Resistance Army!
> R
>
> Race issues - grouping people by their skin colour as opposed to how
> they think, feel or behave as individuals.
Nothing to do with the leftists though!
> Racist - means "shut up!" - and is much, much worse than being violent,
> thoughtless or unkind. In fact, easily the worst crime ever conceived
> of.
Despite this fancy definition it describes in the every day use all
those nice people who believe 120% that they happen to be superman and
their god given right is to take the best of everything and show mere
humans where their fated place is in this creation.
> Relevant - education: something badly written, with references to sex
> and full of swear-words. Always better than literature by 'dead white
> people'.
Apropos "literature": Something rightards would not touch with long
pole unless it is written by some semi literate contemporary neocon.
> Religion -
>
> * Christianity: irrational, dangerous belief that material things
> may not be the principal motive behind human behaviour.
> * Judaism: most Israelis are Jewish, so probably 'intolerant'.
> * Islam: always needs to be 'understood'.
Erratum:
"Religion" - mental disease. Examples: Xtianity, Islam, Judaism
Brief description of this term:
-ability to part with rational thinking, affinity for everlasting hate
towards everyone else worshipping (or not worshipping at all) a deity
different from one's personal preferences.
- Total denial of all similarities among the followers of different
deities.
> Root causes - foreign affairs: Usually need to be 'examined'. Belief
> in 'root causes' reflects dogged Lefty habit of trying to see
> contemporary religious issues through the prism of 'class
> analysis'.
Opposite of "non-core causes": Meaning everything that has an obvious
cause but which should be denied by every member of a rightwing
government.
> S
>
> Skills-based - education: "teach the little ba**ards Microsoft Word or
> something. They don't actually need to know anything...".
It is very obvious! But those using a Mac know even less.
> Social exclusion - where bad people, behaving badly, somehow became our
> fault.
No! Where bad people, behaving badly are somehow not our fault ...
> South Africa - a national showcase for Lefty policies with a one-party
> state, some of the worst crime levels in the world, tragic AIDS
> mortality and declining economy.
Secondary meaning; the origin of all these very friendly white
immigrants who used to start their days in the old country by giving a
good kick their nigger servants just to show who is really the boss.
> Stereotype - any attempt to describe the general characteristics of a
> group favoured by Lefties.
Also: every attempts to describe all as Lefty who are half a step to
the left of the most extreme rightwing conservatives. Respectively
every attempts to describe as terrorists all those who stand up and
resist incursions be it economical, political or military by the USA
and its allies into their country's sovereignity.
> Stigmatise - what we do to anti-social people if we ask them to stop.
As opposed to "Promote"- what we do to anti-social businesses which
have manged to lobby right wing governments successfully..
> Subsidised art - art no one would buy.
Subsidised businesses - businesses which would go right away broke if
they did not have influential friends in high places.
> T
>
> Take forward - use instead of 'do'.
Which is not a Lefty speciality. Care to listen to speaches by gnome
and co?
> Terrorist - no such thing. Only people suffering from 'root causes'
> and 'legitimate grievances'.
Definitely no such thing unless the person is proven to be a Muslim. If
that is the case it becomes the default descriptor indendently of what
that person might or might not have done. However the existence of
terrorism is to be denied with the outmost vehemence in relation to the
creation of the modern state Israel.
> Transgressive - term of approval for anything 'challenging established
> values' - but generally puerile, annoying and dumb.
Providing such established values are not an obstacle to the aims of
rightwing conservatives and neocons, of course.
> U
>
> Unilateral - media, BBC: used to describe any act by the United States
> in furtherance of its national interest.
Opposite of "Multilateral"- media, Murdoch with FOX, used to describe
the multitude of bullshit assertions dreamed up by the multitude of
neocon propagandists in furtherance of US and Israeli national
interrests.
> United Nations - the NGO of NGOs. All foreign policy has to be 'in
> partnership with the UN and our European Allies', unless bombing Serbia
> - which requires neither.
Also see "Coalition of the Willing" and "Axis of Evil". Also see
"Freedom fries"
> V
> Victim - see 'Terrorist', 'Palestinians', 'gender issues',
> 'race issues' and 'social exclusion'.
Also see GITMO and Abu Ghraib.
> W
> Workers - notional 'class' of people that Lefties once claimed to
> represent. Now replaced by college lecturers, human rights lawyers,
> pressure group employees, civil servants with 'liaise' in their job
> title - and other people you would probably not want over for supper.
Opposite of the "Boss" - notional personality. Once used to actually
know how to manage work and production. These days is replaced by
business graduates, finance bankers, ex-rightard politicians,
plutocrats, con artists, antisocial self-starters - people you would
definitely not even want to shake hands with.
Ördög
Either the neocons go or civilisation does!
Gregory Gadow
Anyone you disagree with. Thus, "activist" judges, "activist" unions,
"activist" school boards, and "activist" homosexuals.
Agenda
All political objectives you oppose. Democrats, liberals, feminists, gays,
environmentalists have "agendas." Right-wing politicians have "hopes" and
"dreams" and "Godly plans of action."
Boycott
God's preferred method of social change. If the targeted organization
capitulates to a boycott, it is proof of "the power of God to change
hearts." However, if a boycott is unsuccessful, it proves the organization
being boycotted is "hardened" and "in the grip of the Devil."
Broken families
Refers only to divorce and applies to ALL divorces. Families are never
"broken" or "shattered" by bad marriages, domestic violence, child abuse,
incest or molestation.
Career
The greatest deception ever perpetrated upon women by "radical feminists"
and one of the primary causes for The Breakdown Of The Family. Careers for
women are "destructive" and "unfulfilling" compared to full-time
child-rearing and home education. Women who attempt to balance family and
career are seen as "shirking their God-given responsibility" and are
responsible for creating another "generation without values."
Civil rights
The concept of equal legal rights; applies to everyone except gay and
lesbian Americans for whom equal rights become "special" rights.
Compassion
No definition available.
Conservative
See "God".
Deception
Term describing the state of being a fellow Christian is in if they
disagree with you on a social or theological issue. For example, if another
Christian holds views that are pro-choice, pro-gay rights, or anti-death
penalty, then they are "deceived." If the same Christian makes a logical,
reasoned argument for their position, then they are "misled." If the same
Christian also makes a Scriptural argument for their position, then they
are "false teachers," "rebellious," and guilty of "twisting the Word." See
"Liberal."
Death Penalty
A form of punishment not used often enough. Most right-wing Christians long
for the day when this is implemented against gays and lesbians. (See
"Compassion.") The only time the death penalty is not considered "God's
mighty judgment" is when a death row inmate has become a born-again
Christian. Then, the death penalty is "unnecessary" and seen as an
"impediment to further ministry" by the inmate slated for execution.
Disney
The main force behind The Collapse of Traditional Moral Values, and one of
society's greatest threats to The Family, second only to gays and lesbians.
Responsible for creating and popularizing the idea of domestic partner
benefits.
Domestic partner benefits
Given by most progressive businesses and large corporations years before
Disney offered them. Seen as a sign of "collapsing moral values" and as one
of the largest threats to The Family. Main impetus for implementing The
Boycott, but only against certain companies. See "Disney."
The Family
Unit of: heterosexual male head of household married for life to
heterosexual female homemaker, with biological home schooled children
conceived without birth control at least nine months after marriage in
conservative Bible-believing church. No exceptions.
Feminist
Term (derogatory) for women not sufficiently submissive. Responsible for:
neglected children, teenage pregnancy, unemployed males, poor SAT scores,
breakdown of The Family.
Gay/Lesbian
Homosexual is the preferred term, as it focuses more explicitly on sex.
With feminists and liberals, responsible for nearly all social ills (with
the possible exception of abortion).
Gay Christians
Not possible. Those that claim to exist are "trapped" in a state of
Deception, and are first in line for the Lake of Fire because they "twist
God's Word." To save them, right-wing Christians must exercise "compassion"
and tell them that God wants to kill them.
God
See "Republican".
Hate Crimes
Do not exist. Just another lie from "militant radical homosexual
activists."
Heterosexuals
Never used. Assumed to be everyone on earth, except for tiny number of
"militant radical homosexual activists".
Hollywood
The source of all evil in Western Civilization. Controlled either by
Disney, feminists, liberals, and "militant radical homosexual activists" or
Time/Warner when a new rap album is released. Also known as "Mystery
Babylon" and "the pit of Hell."
Homosexuals
Tiny minority of "militant radical activists" seeking special rights,
hiring quotas and the destruction of The Family. Recent phenomena signaling
The End Is Near.
Judicial system
Varying definitions. When ruling against you, the courts are a sneaky way
of subverting the "will of the people". Otherwise, a perfectly acceptable
way of enforcing God's Will.
Liberal
An individual, organization, or institution which is deceived. See
"Deception".
Materialism
Does not exist; therefore, not an issue. Massive personal wealth among
leaders of organizations you support is further evidence of "God's favor."
Media
No such thing. Always "liberal, secular, biased media". Responsible for
teenage pregnancy, illiteracy, sexual addictions, earthquakes, and the
breakdown of The Family.
Militant
Never applied to political positions you agree with. Militant pro-lifers,
militant pro-family-ists, and militant Christians are a contradiction in
terms.
Persecution
Suffered if your position on an issue is actively opposed. Examples of
"persecution" include investigative journalistic reporting, any lawsuit
filed against a church organization by the ACLU, or being yelled at by
people you have harassed by fax or phone or misrepresented in your
fund-raising materials.
Physician
Any doctor, except those who perform abortions. Physicians who perform
abortions are "abortionists". See "baby-killer".
Radical
Applied to anyone who disagrees with you. Thus, "radical" homosexuals,
"radical" feminists, "radical" environmentalists. Right-wing Christians are
not radical, they are "committed" and "focused".
Republican
See "God".
Social engineering (syn. social experimentation)
Term for the "activist agendas" of political opponents. Opposite is the
"natural God-given plan" as defined only by right-wing Christians.
Special rights
Applied only to gay and lesbian Americans. Refers to marriage, adoption and
other rights automatically granted to heterosexuals.
Supreme Court
"Activist" when ruling against you. But "evidence of the mighty hand of
God" when ruling in your favor or when Clarence Thomas is admitted to the
bench.
Supreme Court appointments
Varying definitions. A presidential right, if president is Republican.
Called "stacking the court" if president is Democrat.
Ten Percent
A lie about the percentage of the population that is gay or lesbian
popularized by "militant radical homosexual activists", when in fact
Right-wing Christian organizations have "proven" the figure is closer to
one percent. How one percent of the population is responsible for The
Destruction Of The Family is never clearly explained. See "Avoiding
Difficult Questions."
"Will of the people"
Used only when the public votes your way. Acceptable method of denying
constitutional rights of minorities. Never used when public opinion is
against you (i.e. abortion, doctor-assisted suicide, etc.).
Women
See "wives", "mothers", or "homemakers". No other definition available.
--
Gregory Gadow
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zzbu...@netscape.net
ingu...@yahoo.com wrote:
> A
>
> Agenda - describes any collection of policies: 'equality agenda' for
> instance. Invariably needs to be 'taken forward'.
An agenda is actually an advacnced technolical concept
to be placed on the moron retard Repub COO's Desk.
Since the COO is the same thing as the CEO,
a fucking retard Exxon clone doofus.
ingu...@yahoo.com
Ördög
> Ordog leave the threader header alone you stupid yid
Hey nazi idiot, neocon trash or whatever your dark hobby might be!
I shall not do what you wish!
No trolling and spreading bullshit rightard propaganda on my watch!