"It appears that God had a very tiny penis which was not large enough
to penetrate. However, it worked like a spray can which
ejected a strong blast of god sperm. After Mary carried the holy
embryo to term, god came down and preformed a C-section. This clearly
explains how the holy vagina remained pure and undisturbed."
Dr. Hugo von Hackenbush D.T.G.
Dr. Theological Gynecology