Warning Signs That Your Child Might Be A Goth
samsam
samsam
The SlagHuis: http://www.slaghuis.net
Howard Crowe
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>check out: http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html for a giggle or two.
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>samsam
>The SlagHuis: http://www.slaghuis.net
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Quite funny. Manages to alienate most of society in one go :o)
Hope it really is a P.A.R.O.D.Y. Difficult to know where American
religious types are involved.
Surprised to see that Elton John is a prime example of Goth music though,
wonder if anyone's told him?
- Howard
RLF
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> samsam wrote in message
> <935758897.29273.0...@news.demon.co.uk>...
> >check out: http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html for a giggle or two.
> Quite funny. Manages to alienate most of society in one go :o)
>
> Hope it really is a P.A.R.O.D.Y. Difficult to know where American
> religious types are involved.
Looks quite real, with the doves and such..
> Surprised to see that Elton John is a prime example of Goth music though,
> wonder if anyone's told him?
TOLD HIM WHAT?
Elton John IS gothic.
Why would he mess with candless in storms, sining to dead ladies
RLF
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KB
> Looks quite real, with the doves and such..
Check out the cred. for the site author. Clue as to its "serious" nature.
Kath
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'Lord' Rev. Dr. Paul Soth
A good try.
But it's nothing compared to the champion:
http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/rpg/DnD/
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RLF
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> RLF wrote:
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> > Looks quite real, with the doves and such..
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> Check out the cred. for the site author. Clue as to its "serious" nature.
cant believe that I fell for that one, do you?
RLF
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zog...@home.com
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> Yes it is a Parody. There are (not so) subtle hints scattered about
> the place...
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I particularly liked the "search your child's room and read their
diaries'
'may suspect you of spying'
Angel.
Wasteland
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> The SlagHuis: http://www.slaghuis.net
This is my absolute favorite:
Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal!
and second only to:
Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."
Made my day, thanks,
+_Wasteland_+
"Words are just dust, in desserts of sound" -Sisterhood
zog...@home.com
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> entries...
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yeah, but I've gotta disagree with that 'says "I am a GOTH"' one. Seems
they got it backwards.
Darksun
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>check out: http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html for a giggle or two.
>
>samsam
>The SlagHuis: http://www.slaghuis.net
>
This is quite funny in the fact that real none parody versions of this type
of website do exist, complete with much ill informed info and out of date
stereotypes.
- Darksun
CiPHER
Actually, I created a site some time ago now, in a similar vein...
and _I_ believe it's much better...
See it at : http://www.cybergoth.net/nexus/gothgene
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CiPHER
http://www.cybergoth.net/nexus
http://www.cybergoth.net/nexus/prozac
hollyhollyholly
> This is my absolute favorite:
>
> Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal!
When I moved into my first apartment I bought Count Chocula cereal to put
into the cupboard as a joke.
Then I got hungry and tasted it and discovered that I really enjoyed the stuff.
This led to my rather expensive Count Chocula habit.
So much for irony.
-holly
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i come old friend from hell tonight across the rotting sea ... ___o
hollyhollyholly...holly@nodens.physics.ox.ac.uk____o
zog...@home.com
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> > Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal!
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> This led to my rather expensive Count Chocula habit.
> So much for irony.
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Would the boo-berry cereal (is that still around?) that was a sister
product count as well?
Bush Wacker
zog...@home.com wrote:
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> Would the boo-berry cereal (is that still around?) that was a sister
> product count as well?
well for some odd reason, they took it off of the market, probably
because of productivity loss.
zog...@home.com
Damn them, BASTARDS!
Now we may only express our breakfast morbidity through vampires, and
not other types of undead.
Angel.
Nyx
>Damn them, BASTARDS!
>Now we may only express our breakfast morbidity through vampires, and
>not other types of undead.
<cheesy announcer voice/>Hey kids! Get your parents to buy you New!
Post-toasties crunchy Zombie Bites! Now with 50% more brains!</cheesy
announcer voice>
Nyx
"If you open your mouth I can't be responsible for quite what
goes in, or to care what comes out."
Standing at the corner of Fascination St.and Detonation Blvd.
Jodi
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>zog...@home.com wrote:
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>> Would the boo-berry cereal (is that still around?) that was a sister
>> product count as well?
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>well for some odd reason, they took it off of the market, probably
>because of productivity loss.
I heard they took it off the market because of the chemicals in the
colouring. Or maybe that was the Frankenberry. Both of which were
superior to count chockula anyway.
Jodi
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as a matter of fact, I do own the dance floor
zog...@home.com
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> zog...@home.com wrote:
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> >Damn them, BASTARDS!
> >Now we may only express our breakfast morbidity through vampires, and
> >not other types of undead.
>
> <cheesy announcer voice/>Hey kids! Get your parents to buy you New!
> Post-toasties crunchy Zombie Bites! Now with 50% more brains!</cheesy
> announcer voice>
>
Are the brains real, or marshmallow??? <g>
Angel.
zog...@home.com
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> >> Would the boo-berry cereal (is that still around?) that was a sister
> >> product count as well?
> >
> >well for some odd reason, they took it off of the market, probably
> >because of productivity loss.
>
> I heard they took it off the market because of the chemicals in the
> colouring. Or maybe that was the Frankenberry. Both of which were
> superior to count chockula anyway.
>
Frankenberry. was that the strawberry flavoured one? Mmm.. NEED OVER
SUGARED CEREAL...
NEED OVER SALTED CEREAL.
Damn it, just get me my MSG.
Thane.