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ab

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Oct 24, 2002, 6:28:19 AM10/24/02
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i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
brighton...please reply to email addy talk2m...@hotmail.com i will be
joining in of course i am straight so no funny business!!


^Thunder^

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Oct 24, 2002, 6:40:45 AM10/24/02
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On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , ab
<papa...@papabcsas.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
<ap8i05$e0k$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> .... and my response is :-

>i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
>brighton...please reply to email addy talk2m...@hotmail.com i will be
>joining in of course i am straight so no funny business!!
>
Why not to your proper email address and, out of curiosity what do you
define as "funny business"?

Read the fucking charter BTW Dumbo.

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ang...@cix.compulink.co.uk

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Oct 24, 2002, 10:27:44 AM10/24/02
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In article <0Bui6hAt...@slave.co.uk>, Master...@slave.co.uk
(^Thunder^) wrote:

whats he want to use her as? i need a cleaner but i'm not sure if he can
join in.

angie[AS]

Paul C. Dickie

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Oct 24, 2002, 11:26:49 AM10/24/02
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In article <ap9010$t70$1...@thorium.cix.co.uk>, ang...@cix.compulink.co.uk
writes

>In article <0Bui6hAt...@slave.co.uk>, Master...@slave.co.uk
>(^Thunder^) wrote:
>> On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , ab
>> <papa...@papabcsas.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
>> <ap8i05$e0k$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> .... and my response is :-
>> >i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
>> >brighton...>
>> Read the fucking charter BTW Dumbo.
>whats he want to use her as?

If she's into Gorean positions, she could serve as a bicycle rack...

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badriya

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Oct 24, 2002, 2:41:52 PM10/24/02
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On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 14:27:44 +0000 (UTC), ang...@cix.compulink.co.uk
wrote:


Two cleaners for the price of one? I always think it should be a man
up the latter doing the windows. ;)


Vicky
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badriya

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Oct 24, 2002, 2:43:21 PM10/24/02
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On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 19:41:52 +0100, badriya <bad...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:

>On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 14:27:44 +0000 (UTC), ang...@cix.compulink.co.uk
>wrote:
>
>>In article <0Bui6hAt...@slave.co.uk>, Master...@slave.co.uk
>>(^Thunder^) wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , ab
>>> <papa...@papabcsas.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
>>> <ap8i05$e0k$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> .... and my response is :-
>>> >i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
>>> >brighton...please reply to email addy talk2m...@hotmail.com i will
>>> be
>>> >joining in of course i am straight so no funny business!!
>>> >
>>> Why not to your proper email address and, out of curiosity what do you
>>> define as "funny business"?
>>>
>>> Read the fucking charter BTW Dumbo.
>>>
>>> --
>>> ^Thunder^
>>whats he want to use her as? i need a cleaner but i'm not sure if he can
>>join in.
>>
>>angie[AS]
>
>
>Two cleaners for the price of one? I always think it should be a man
>up the latter doing the windows. ;)
>
>
>Vicky


Oops! Up the LaDDer.


Vicky
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Switchmaybe(BG)

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Oct 24, 2002, 2:19:18 PM10/24/02
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"ab" <papa...@papabcsas.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
> brighton...please reply to email addy talk2m...@hotmail.com i will be
> joining in of course i am straight so no funny business!!
>
>
>
>
Does she agree? I need some painting and decorating done, which is
presumably not classed as funny business?

So consensual decorating must count as use, as I'm not paying anything at
all...

:-)

Brian

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^Thunder^

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Oct 24, 2002, 4:41:53 PM10/24/02
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On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , badriya
<bad...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
<mmfgrukk97fthlfga...@4ax.com> .... and my response is :-
He said no funny business which I assume means no man up the latter.

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ang...@cix.compulink.co.uk

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Oct 24, 2002, 5:58:58 PM10/24/02
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In article <64Cx0KBR...@slave.co.uk>, Master...@slave.co.uk
(^Thunder^) wrote:

did you mean the former rather than the latter?

angie[AS]

^Thunder^

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Oct 24, 2002, 7:03:00 PM10/24/02
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On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , ang...@cix.compulink.co.uk
wrote in <ap9qf2$ecr$1...@thorium.cix.co.uk> .... and my response is :-

You mean the former up the latter, or the latter up the former or the
latter and the former up the 18 year old girlfriend?
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bu...@droppers.demon.co.uk

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Oct 24, 2002, 7:35:08 PM10/24/02
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What is the charter, and where can I find it?

Thanks

Love

Coco the Clown..... no point me answering the ad then?!?!

^Thunder^

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On Fri, 25 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , bu...@droppers.demon.co.uk
wrote in <plvgru078bcmd66jp...@4ax.com> .... and my
response is :-
>On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 11:40:45 +0100, ^Thunder^
><Master...@slave.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 24 Oct 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , ab
>><papa...@papabcsas.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
>><ap8i05$e0k$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> .... and my response is :-
>>>i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
>>>brighton...please reply to email addy talk2m...@hotmail.com i will be
>>>joining in of course i am straight so no funny business!!
>>>
>>Why not to your proper email address and, out of curiosity what do you
>>define as "funny business"?
>>
>>Read the fucking charter BTW Dumbo.
>
>
>What is the charter, and where can I find it?
>
>Thanks
>
>Love
>
>Coco the Clown..... no point me answering the ad then?!?!

Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the newsgroup charter
which is regularly posted to the newsgroup, or at:
http://www.usenet.org.uk/uk.people.bdsm.html#uk.people.bdsm

For a more detailed introduction to the newsgroup, please see the
relevant part of the FAQ:
http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/bdsm/faq/faq-3.html#7.1.7

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nantbod

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Oct 25, 2002, 6:09:32 AM10/25/02
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> >
> Does she agree? I need some painting and decorating done, which is
> presumably not classed as funny business?
>
> So consensual decorating must count as use, as I'm not paying anything at
> all...
>
> :-)
>
> Brian

Hold on I think she is a sub which would mean that you would order her
to do the decorating but no jokes ok I don't think that would be
allowed as he made it quite clear he wanted no funny business

Switchmaybe(BG)

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Oct 25, 2002, 10:34:42 AM10/25/02
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>
> Hold on I think she is a sub which would mean that you would order her
> to do the decorating but no jokes ok I don't think that would be
> allowed as he made it quite clear he wanted no funny business

Maybe she should just be the ladder then...

Brian
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Brian - Pain is fine, but drop me and I shatter.
Only my eyes are blind.
It's OK, Ive got the balls, so let's play!
switc...@blueyonder.co.uk
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nantbod

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Oct 31, 2002, 5:42:26 AM10/31/02
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Hmmmm the ladder huh
Sound like a kinky new position

Switchmaybe(BG)

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Oct 31, 2002, 2:16:43 PM10/31/02
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Well, I've heard of training subs to be tables, but a stepladder is a new
one, and one wonders where you hang the paint can?

Brian

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Brian - Pain is fine, but drop me and I shatter.
Only my eyes are blind.
It's OK, Ive got the balls, so let's play!
switc...@blueyonder.co.uk
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"nantbod" <nan...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message

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> Hmmmm the ladder huh
> Sound like a kinky new position

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Dewi Cinci

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Oct 31, 2002, 4:38:05 PM10/31/02
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> >>> <papa...@papabcsas.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in
> >>> <ap8i05$e0k$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk> .... and my response is :-
> >>> >i am looking for guy to use my 18 year old girlfriend, based in
> >>> >brighton...

Years ago, I had a tour of Conservative Central Office in london. Don't ask
how that came about, okay? The man who took me round was Dr Julian Lewis,
now MP for New Forest East. The most interesting moment came when we reached
the toilets halfway up the main staircase. He turned to me and, pointing to
the toilets, said 'Do you want to use these for anything?' I was tempted to
say 'Yes, as a free-standing sculpture actually.'

He was a bizarre man who was paranoid about being quoted. Damn, I've just
quoted him and I think that I promised not to do that. Never believe
promises made by a Tory's guest, that's the moral.

Dewi
dewi....@ntlworld.com


stripey

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Nov 2, 2002, 8:56:03 AM11/2/02
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In message <aprvon$4f48l$2...@ID-105134.news.dfncis.de>, "Switchmaybe(BG)"
<switc...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes

>Well, I've heard of training subs to be tables, but a stepladder is a new
>one, and one wonders where you hang the paint can?

And be careful not to use the words "Ann Widdecombe" unless you want the
paint can to drop to the floor.


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Switchmaybe(BG)

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"stripey" <str...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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I'm sorry, you have lost me there.

Brian

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Only my eyes are blind.
It's OK, Ive got the balls, so let's play!
switc...@blueyonder.co.uk
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On Sat, 2 Nov 2002 in uk.people.bdsm , "Switchmaybe(BG)"
<switc...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
<aq12oc$5lej9$1...@ID-105134.news.dfncis.de> .... and my response is :-

>"stripey" <str...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
>news:cHEMFGP8...@incontrol.freeserve.co.uk...
>> In message <aprvon$4f48l$2...@ID-105134.news.dfncis.de>, "Switchmaybe(BG)"
>> <switc...@blueyonder.co.uk> writes
>> >Well, I've heard of training subs to be tables, but a stepladder is a new
>> >one, and one wonders where you hang the paint can?
>>
>> And be careful not to use the words "Ann Widdecombe" unless you want the
>> paint can to drop to the floor.
>>
>>
>> --
>> stripey
>I'm sorry, you have lost me there.
>
>Brian

Reminds me of a male slave I used to know who lived 24/7 with his 2
brother slaves and their Mistress. At a party she made for some of her
girlfriends she used him as a clothes stand and his 2 fellow slaves had
to make sure that his stand didn't droop.
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Switchmaybe(BG)

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Nov 2, 2002, 2:13:27 PM11/2/02
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Fine, but where does the politician come into it?

I'm confused...

It must be a visual joke or something. OK I know what YOU mean, but I
cannot equate the politician, whom, I've never seen with a lady holding a
paint tin.


Brian

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Brian - Pain is fine, but drop me and I shatter.
Only my eyes are blind.
It's OK, Ive got the balls, so let's play!
switc...@blueyonder.co.uk
___________________________________________________________________________

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Nov 2, 2002, 5:51:45 PM11/2/02
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In article <aq12oc$5lej9$1...@ID-105134.news.dfncis.de>,
switc...@blueyonder.co.uk (Switchmaybe\(BG\)) wrote:

>
Paint cans need a firm attachment point. The name of Anne Widdecombe
causes said attachment points to become very flaccid indeed....

love and hugs
Aurora[e]

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