Over here at UKRM we've been using this:
http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/floyd.mp3
To make these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d7cUSR3Rw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFXxcK0SRc
Care to join in and put us all to shame? ;-)
While you're at it, try and do a Happy Hardcore version please, cos Cane
let us down.
--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
<whimper>
Oh lord, you've done it now ...
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.
>On 8 Jan 2007 08:46:36 -0800, "Cane" <Cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hi Chaps,
><whimper>
>
>Oh lord, you've done it now ...
Don't fret lad, it was Cane stuck his neck out, like.
--
Pip: B12
> ><whimper>
> >
> >Oh lord, you've done it now ...
>
> Don't fret lad, it was Cane stuck his neck out, like.
Don't worry, they'll lose the wheelie competition!
Yamaha SR250 Delusion ....... How gay .
Hey, it was free <shrugs shoulders>
> Yamaha SR250 Delusion ....... How gay .
Noooo.
This is a happy, polite, sig snipping, bottom posting chat about
guitars and posting our efforts on YouTube. Not some troll fest.
Fuck off!
Knowing this was a cross-post to a, possibly friendlier inhabited,
geeetar newsgroup, I did refrain from swearing at the replying poster.
You go ahead and fill yer boots, old son.
> > > Yamaha SR250 Delusion ....... How gay .
> >
> > Noooo.
> >
> > This is a happy, polite, sig snipping, bottom posting chat about
> > guitars and posting our efforts on YouTube. Not some troll fest.
> >
> > Fuck off!
>
> Knowing this was a cross-post to a, possibly friendlier inhabited,
> geeetar newsgroup, I did refrain from swearing at the replying poster.
> You go ahead and fill yer boots, old son.
You're right, I know. But he's a cunt.
> > > ><whimper>
> > > >
> > > >Oh lord, you've done it now ...
> > >
> > > Don't fret lad, it was Cane stuck his neck out, like.
> >
> > Don't worry, they'll lose the wheelie competition!
>
> Wanna bet on that one?
heh, now we're talking :)
Paging Veggie and Monz
Yes, I do.
£100 on Veggie.
Now put up, or STFU.
--
Bear
On Jan 8, 4:46 pm, "Cane" <CaneU...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi Chaps,
>
> Over here at UKRM we've been using this:http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/floyd.mp3
>
> To make these.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d7cUSR3Rwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFXxcK0SRc
>
> Care to join in and put us all to shame? ;-)
Woo! Bikers! Welcome wheelie folk!
Top rock action Thin Lizzy Guy and Pointy Guitar Hero. Extra marks for
TLG for Les Paul + Marshall half stack tomfoolery. Good work that man.
nick :)
>Cane <Cane...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Pip wrote:
>>
>> > ><whimper>
>> > >
>> > >Oh lord, you've done it now ...
>> >
>> > Don't fret lad, it was Cane stuck his neck out, like.
>>
>> Don't worry, they'll lose the wheelie competition!
>
>Wanna bet on that one?
I'd play to yer strengths, if I were you, lad.
Now, lets see some git-tar playin that can outdoor my feeble effort.
"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
news:5nf5q2tfrfep7rf8k...@4ax.com...
A decent cameraman wouldn't go amiss, was the cameraman
pi**ed.
John
BSA Gold Star
A trillion Bantams
Royal Enfield Clipper
Now reduced to a Virago 735 as I can no longer
get a*se up along with head down but nice to get
the leg over.
> Now, lets see some git-tar playin that can outdoor my feeble effort.
*Tempted*.
>Now, lets see some git-tar playin that can outdoor my feeble effort.
That's very good jambing stile there.
--
Pip: B12
Ok, I'll play.
- Bantam 175 '68
- Royal Enfield Crusader with clipons and rearsets (well, it was a while
ago)(on which I passed my test circa '74, despite breaking many speed
limits)
- BSA B31 (350 with "interesting" wiring)
- AJS 500 single '53 (terf-pause-terf-pause-terf etc)(and no
suspension/seat to speak of)
- Triumph SpeedTwin 500 (chopped 8"-over forks, and fuckin' *lethal*)(from
circa '76)
- BSA Royal Star 500 twin (bought '79, sold mid-'90s after major
re-re-re-build, and still on the road)(dammit, I *loved* that bike)
- Honda 550-4 ('83 in Chicago - with Pirellis and full English biker
leathers)(hell, it was a company bike)(and needed all 4 carbs retuning every
time the weather changed)(4 carbs? ffs - 1 was fine!)
And FF to nowadays:
- Volvo 940SE 2.3 turbo (had kids, lost close biker friend in stupid
sidestand-oriented accident, now ex-biker)(but still hairy, albeit in an
entirely different way)
He might be!
I've been riding bikes for nearly 40 years ... only been playin' guitar for
2 .... okay been playin' bass a bit longer.
Okay! Wheelies? Not a problem, although the ZZR is a bit front heavy and
needs to be hauled into the air. It was always stoppies that scared the
willies out of me.... and the only broken bones I've had motorcycle related
was on Douglas Prom trying to burn doughnuts on a Laverda Jota in '79 (I
know, bloody stupid thing to try with that tank).
Just to maintain the sigs.
Grunt
'79 Fender Precision Bass
Self built Jazz Bass
Self built '62 Strat copy, Double Fat Strat and Ibanez-a-like ....
Oh... bike (current machines)
ZZR 1100
ZZR 600
Norton Commando Interstate Mk III 850
Wife has
ZXR 600 not for long, though ... she has her eyes on a nice little Triumph
Tiger (1973)
> Now, lets see some git-tar playin that can outdoor my feeble effort.
Tried it outdoors ... but it was raining :-(
Bikers, Guitars, agression and general hairiness now thats what I call real
MAN Rock :)
Runci
Raleigh prince
Raleigh Chopper (in hot red)
Raleigh three wheeler (I always wanted a trike)
Passed test on Norton Jubilee with very eccentric wiring.
> - BSA B31 (350 with "interesting" wiring)
> - AJS 500 single '53 (terf-pause-terf-pause-terf etc)(and no
> suspension/seat to speak of)
> - Triumph SpeedTwin 500 (chopped 8"-over forks, and fuckin'
*lethal*)(from
> circa '76)
You lucky bugger! My chop was a pathetic BSA C11G... looked crap and .....
was crap!
> - BSA Royal Star 500 twin (bought '79, sold mid-'90s after major
> re-re-re-build, and still on the road)(dammit, I *loved* that bike)
I always wanted a Royal Star ... ended up with a late Noton Interstate ..
still got it! :-) When it runs ... it runs!:-)
Rather like an old bike of mine Triumph Trident ... a whole heap of
problems... mainly middle pot overheating. But when they ran well there was
nothing on the road like one .... everyone should own a Trident ... er...
once!
> - Honda 550-4 ('83 in Chicago - with Pirellis and full English biker
> leathers)(hell, it was a company bike)(and needed all 4 carbs retuning
every
> time the weather changed)(4 carbs? ffs - 1 was fine!)
I heard that about the CB 4's ... never had one. Apparently the cam chain
needed to be adjusted every 500 miles ... but it was a roadside job, just
needed a heavy screwdriver and a hammer!
> And FF to nowadays:
> - Volvo 940SE 2.3 turbo
Still got bikes, still ride daily ... but also drive highly sensible
Vauxhall Zafira or Corsa depending on which is needed..... not fun though,
merely transport and I have yet to fit a 4x10, 1x15 and 450W head along with
a Precision bass on the back of a bike .... now, if I had a
sidecar........... LOL
(had kids, lost close biker friend in stupid
> sidestand-oriented accident
Intrigued!
, now ex-biker)(but still hairy, albeit in an
> entirely different way)
Nose, ears, toes ....... I know the problem :-(
Grunt
Bikes listed in previous post for the for "other" group of enlightened
personages who have crash the party. Hello!
BTW
The hairiness will come... where you least expect it! LOL
Grunt
Reporting for duty sahhhh <snaps a salute>
anything less than 1/2 a mile and I'm not even gonna turn out :o)
--
Monz
Suzuki GSXR1000 K6
[insert nickname here] @gsxr1000.co.uk
ANORAK#16 | BOTAFOT #135 | BREast#2 | MIRTTH#25 | BoB#16 | IBB#11
>"Champ" <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
>> Now, lets see some git-tar playin that can outdoor my feeble effort.
>A decent cameraman wouldn't go amiss, was the cameraman
>pi**ed.
It was a webcam!
All the weird interference effects seem to have been generated by
YouTube compressing the original file I uploaded.
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
Although all nostalgic the bikes of today
are far superior, my son in law has a duke
996 and that is one smooth ride.
Golf TDI now and Virago (Summer months only)
John
British 4 strokes were shit lets be honest , they pissed out oil and
gave you white finger The Villers 2 stroke motors were cool . . The
Japs had the right idea ........ apart from the Yamaha sr250 , which
is for Girls .
Bait like that won't work on Lozzo you know.
He's a vegetarian.
Stop apologising/making excuses for it will you?
There's nothing wrong with it
It's fine as it is.
I'd rather be called a raving homo than a veggie...cunt :-)
Ok then: Lozzo, you're a raving homo.
HTH
Oh no deffo an original, had it since I was 12
My hairiness has been and gone Im afraid :)
Runci
It's no use trying to chat me up, you're not my type.
"nosferatu" <bluesp...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1168339879.4...@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
The leader was a two stroke.
For those who could consistently kick start a villiers 4 stroke
award yourself 2 merit points.
. . The
> Japs had the right idea ........
Electric starters.
apart from the Yamaha sr250 , which
> is for Girls .
Mmmmmmmmm Girl bikers
His ears are too small?
--
Bear
You can tell that from his post?
--
Chris
No, from the fact he's not Lozzo's type.
Must be *really* small ears though.
--
Bear
Oi!
I'll have you know, I have acute 'earing
You've got cute ears? Lozzo will be all over you like a rash then.
--
Bear
Its all right - I've got some cream for that.
You know guys its not often we get Gays chatting with each other in
UKMG . Please do go on , im sure this conversation may pan out into
something relevant eventually .
Back in the killfile you go - escape again and you'll get neutered
too.
*plonk
Steve.
> Lozzo wrote:
>
>>> > Yamaha SR250 Delusion ....... How gay .
>>>
>>> Noooo.
>>>
>>> This is a happy, polite, sig snipping, bottom posting chat about
>>> guitars and posting our efforts on YouTube. Not some troll fest.
>>>
>>> Fuck off!
>>
>> Knowing this was a cross-post to a, possibly friendlier inhabited,
>> geeetar newsgroup, I did refrain from swearing at the replying poster.
>> You go ahead and fill yer boots, old son.
>
> You're right, I know. But he's a cunt.
He's being rehabilitated - but it's a slow process.
--
Peter
> >>> > Yamaha SR250 Delusion ....... How gay .
> >>>
> >>> Noooo.
> >>>
> >>> This is a happy, polite, sig snipping, bottom posting chat about
> >>> guitars and posting our efforts on YouTube. Not some troll fest.
> >>>
> >>> Fuck off!
> >>
> >> Knowing this was a cross-post to a, possibly friendlier inhabited,
> >> geeetar newsgroup, I did refrain from swearing at the replying poster.
> >> You go ahead and fill yer boots, old son.
> >
> > You're right, I know. But he's a cunt.
>
> He's being rehabilitated - but it's a slow process.
So the upshot is, that we've now got a bunch of bikers talking about
guitars and a load of guitarists talking about their bikes!
Sounds cool to me - combines a frustration and an indulgence.
No, make that two frustrations (bike-deprived & crap guitarist).
--
Peter
> Sounds cool to me - combines a frustration and an indulgence.
> No, make that two frustrations (bike-deprived & crap guitarist).
Guitars and bikes do seem to be common interests amongst all sorts of
people, mainly men. My karate club is full of guitarists and bikers in
various guises.
You should x-post this to alt.martial-arts.karate
--
Chris
<reads>
Christ on a bike, what a bunch of pricks!
alt.my.dad's.bigger.than.yours.I.could.take.you.all.with.a.paper.napkin.
Willy waving wankers. I'm almost embarrassed reading it.
> So the upshot is, that we've now got a bunch of bikers talking about
> guitars and a load of guitarists talking about their bikes!
Yep. Just for the record, I've got a Suzuki Les Paul Standard and a
Gibson 1200 Bandit.
Oh dear the milky bar kid strikes again ! . Steve i dunno what it is
with you , first sign of trouble , and out pops the pea shooter .
My reaction to the bikers was intended to be taken lightly , purely a
humorous observation , nothing more . I myself are a biker , and have
been from the age of god knows what , so i take your heavy handed
policing of this thread as totally unfair and without justification .
.....
How about a Flying V-twin?
--
Chris
Arty, have you ever considered that when nobody agrees with or defends
you and many criticise you, it might be because you genuinely are coming
across as an attention-seeking twat from the shallow end of the gene
pool? A prophet may be without honour is his own country, but so is a
shithead, and there are an awful lot more of the latter.
I have it on good authority that, in the real world, you are not actually
a cunt, and just occasionally we see hints of that here too. But not
enough.
- rfb (ex-biker but never had any interesting bikes...)
--
ri...@rfbooth.com http://www.rfbooth.com/ Danger: nuts may contain nuts.
If you're a bass player in a rock band, you are by definition a moron.
-- Scott Thunes
>In uk.music.guitar nosferatu <bluesp...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> Oh dear the milky bar kid strikes again ! . Steve i dunno what it is
>> with you , first sign of trouble , and out pops the pea shooter .
>> My reaction to the bikers was intended to be taken lightly , purely a
>> humorous observation , nothing more . I myself are a biker , and have
>> been from the age of god knows what , so i take your heavy handed
>> policing of this thread as totally unfair and without justification .
>> .....
>
>Arty, have you ever considered that when nobody agrees with or defends
>you and many criticise you, it might be because you genuinely are coming
>across as an attention-seeking twat from the shallow end of the gene
>pool? A prophet may be without honour is his own country, but so is a
>shithead, and there are an awful lot more of the latter.
>
>I have it on good authority that, in the real world, you are not actually
>a cunt, and just occasionally we see hints of that here too. But not
>enough.
>
>- rfb (ex-biker but never had any interesting bikes...)
Well, I wouldn't have read this reply to my plonkage of the NG's
resident gobshite, but since I can now see it through the wonders of
quotage, here goes.
I'm not out to police this thread, you egocentric little tit, and how
could I, even if I wanted to?
I don't happen to like the tone of many of your posts - homophobic,
racist and bigoted remarks have that effect on me - so I sometimes
choose to filter them out of my newsreader.
Now, I'm sure you're aware of this, but as you come across as
challenged in several ways already I'll err on the side of caution and
helpfulness - if I killfile you in my usenet client then it's only
myself who can't read your posts. Everyone else can still read them
and continue to be entranced by your unique and slightly skewed take
on life in general.
So, any talk of my "policing" this discussion is merely a hysterical
reaction to what is a fairly simple concept - that not everyone wants
to read everything you write.
I happen to belong to that group, so killfiling you is an option that
I choose to take. That you see it as some sort of heavy handed action
and some sort of policing is as far from the truth as it is possible
to get.
You flatter yourself if you see yourself in those terms - I just see
you as an ignoramus to be ignored.
Steve.
> - rfb (ex-biker but never had any interesting bikes...)
You're never an ex biker. You're just a biker between bikes :)
But he drives a volvo now!
Surely that is the point of no return?
Cheers
James
I'll promise not to tell Jan you've been using his backing track on
Youtube if you'll let me join in ;-)
Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
Even though I've used that backing track for actual Gilmour style
articles on a couple of occasions, I still found it really hard to pull
out some melodic bits like he does, rather than just burbling up and
down the scales. I should practise more.
Adrian
I like that.
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Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes
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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
Is that alt.willy.waving.wankers?
>Cane wrote:
>> Over here at UKRM we've been using this:
>> http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/floyd.mp3
>>
>> To make these.
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d7cUSR3Rw
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFXxcK0SRc
>
>I'll promise not to tell Jan you've been using his backing track on
>Youtube if you'll let me join in ;-)
>
>Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
Hey, that's lovely.
>Even though I've used that backing track for actual Gilmour style
>articles on a couple of occasions, I still found it really hard to pull
>out some melodic bits like he does, rather than just burbling up and
>down the scales. I should practise more.
It's was a hell of a lot more melodic than mine! (the second one
above). As I said to Cane, I have two tricks:
1. Hold a long, soulful bend
2. Play lots of notes.
--
Champ
ZX10R
GPz750turbo
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.
Tarnation. I was going to post a slower one but I don't think I'll
bother now!
Really nice BTW.
Yeah, yeah, OK, ..... but what do you ride?
> Yeah, yeah, OK, ..... but what do you ride?
Anything, as long as it has stabilisers!
Adrian
--
http://www.spaghetti-factory.co.uk
http://www.custom-transcription.com
> It's was a hell of a lot more melodic than mine! (the second one
> above). As I said to Cane, I have two tricks:
> 1. Hold a long, soulful bend
> 2. Play lots of notes.
Don't knock it... vast chunks of guitar history have been built upon
that approach!
>In article <9qtaq2h8quk3b1vq0...@4ax.com>,
> Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> It's was a hell of a lot more melodic than mine! (the second one
>> above). As I said to Cane, I have two tricks:
>> 1. Hold a long, soulful bend
>> 2. Play lots of notes.
>
>Don't knock it... vast chunks of guitar history have been built upon
>that approach!
Hey, I've played in a band for 15 years with it, so I'm not knocking
it at all.
>Cane wrote:
>> Over here at UKRM we've been using this:
>> http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/floyd.mp3
>>
>> To make these.
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d7cUSR3Rw
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFXxcK0SRc
>
>I'll promise not to tell Jan you've been using his backing track on
>Youtube if you'll let me join in ;-)
>
>Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
You win the sexiest bloke so far prize.
--
Work in progress
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
There's the upside to crossposting Adrian:
you are now a wanted man in the gay bikers club.
Ivar
You really should NOT have said that to him :-)
Just imagine what would happen on UKRM if you'd said that to Champ...
> Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
Wow! That's _the_ Adrian Clark.
Naah, I've been driving Volvos since about 1997.
Am I now an ex-biker, though? I still feel like I'm a biker, even
though my bike is currently dead and I don't intend replacing it.
Perhaps "lapsed biker" is a better term.
--
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`\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
`\|/`
`
Who?
Cheers
Jools
> > > Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
> >
> > Wow! That's _the_ Adrian Clark.
>
> Who?
Adrian Clark....the horse breeder.
Would you buy a used horse from the man in the video?
Ivar
>> >Cane wrote:
>> >> Over here at UKRM we've been using this:
>> >> http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/floyd.mp3
>> >>
>> >> To make these.
>> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d7cUSR3Rw
>> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFXxcK0SRc
>> >
>> >I'll promise not to tell Jan you've been using his backing track on
>> >Youtube if you'll let me join in ;-)
>> >
>> >Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
>>
>> You win the sexiest bloke so far prize.
>
>You really should NOT have said that to him :-)
>Just imagine what would happen on UKRM if you'd said that to Champ...
She doesn't need to imagine...
> > Adrian Clark....the horse breeder.
> >
> > http://www.adrianclark.co.nz/
> >
>
> Would you buy a used horse from the man in the video?
I never *used* the horse. She was a consenting partner, even though she
initially said no.
Oops, I've said too much...
adrian
> >> Over here at UKRM we've been using this:
> >> http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/floyd.mp3
> >>
> >> To make these.
> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6d7cUSR3Rw
> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFXxcK0SRc
> >
> >I'll promise not to tell Jan you've been using his backing track on
> >Youtube if you'll let me join in ;-)
> >
> >Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
>
> I like that.
Left handed too!
heh.
I'll take your word for that
Yeah! Bet he's *amazing* playing right-handed!
Perhaps not 'a hell of a lot', but more my cup of tea.
<currently working on a basic 'Pretty Woman' style bass line for my
second lesson this afternoon, to convince 'Sir' I have been practising>
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Pretty Woman Stylee?
Not Pretty Woman per se, but try this for something similar sounding
and simple to learn.
(excuse crappy tab formatting - Google Groups y'see):
(12 bar in A)
This against an A chord
G-----------------------------
D--------------5--5--7--5--
A--------7--7----------------
E--5--5----------------------
This against a D chord
G-----------------5--5--7--5--
D---------7--7-----------------
A--5--5-------------------------
E--------------------------------
This against an E chord
G----------------7--7--9--7--
D----------9--9----------------
A--7--7------------------------
E-------------------------------
Someone else will be along in a moment to correct me on something or
other...
Dave
> >> >Here's my effort... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyVpXv9aa4
> >>
> >> I like that.
> >
> >Left handed too!
>
> Yeah! Bet he's *amazing* playing right-handed!
There's something weird about watching left handed guitarists in the
same way that left handed golfers look odd.
Ta muchly. I will get Sir to give me his version.
My practice task is only 'Stylee' . It's just that when 'Sir'
demostrated it ,that is what came to mind.
G-----------------------------
D--------------5--5--4---
A--------4--7-----------7---
E--5--5----------------------
BTW. A tab editor. Anywhere I can download one [1]? I could JFGI or
search the archives but personally recommendation is always best.
[1] free - need you ask?
--
Pete Fisher
> BTW. A tab editor. Anywhere I can download one [1]? I could JFGI or
> search the archives but personally recommendation is always best.
> BTW. A tab editor. Anywhere I can download one [1]? I could JFGI or
> search the archives but personally recommendation is always best.
>
If its just basic tab, I normally just use Notepad.
Years ago, there was stuff like Bucket o'Tab around for free, but I
haven't seen or heard of that for ages.
I'll dust off the old floppies (that is NOT a euphemism :-?) at home
and see if I've still got anything useful.
GuitarPro is decent but you ionly get a 15 day free trial and then have
to pay for it.
Now I will never get any work done!
Thanks for the offer, but I think Cane just got me hooked on yet another
way to while away my time.
An ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin on his
face...........
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the
railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied
to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I
scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
Yeah, Adrian Clarke, isn't that the guy from Iron Maiden?
;-)
Jose
--
Musha ring dum a doo dum a dah - www.mcnach.com
Current fave guitar: Fender 'Sambora' Stratocaster
Fender Stratocaster - part coffee table, part spaceship.
I once found a pick signed by the other guy; Dave Murray,
but I misunderstood, and sent it to Clive Murray.
He has way more hair, so it seemed appropriate.
Ivar
>Mmmmmmmmm Girl bikers
You called?
So do I actually have to play a real guitar to post here rather than
just doing air guitar to rock tracks? [1]
Hi Cane, Dave, possibly Champ and any other UKRMers lurking, I was
bored and some of this lot amused me in the cross posting.
[1] Only in the privacy of my own room of course, there's a time and
place for that sort of thing.
--
Work in progress
I promise not to break them.
Hello Ivar, pleased to meet you.
Here's a little piece of information that may have escaped you. Not
only blokes ride bikes. In the interest of spreading knowledge, here's
another piece - of those that do, only some of them are gay.
--
Work in progress
<smiles sweetly>
You're welcome
> So do I actually have to play a real guitar to post here rather than
No but reading the FAQ may help
http://www.ukmg.org.uk/faq.html
> just doing air guitar to rock tracks? [1]
Air guitar is OK, just practice your technique:
http://www.mirrorimage.com/air/
I thought more funny in a UKMG way to suggest you were a gay man,
it may say more about me, but so be it. We allready know Adrian is popular
with the women.
Being from a modern Scandinavian country, I have had a female biker as boss
without losing sleep over it.
Ivar
> We allready know Adrian is popular
> with the women.
We do? I wish they'd told me!
Adrian
I seem to remember an old story from a PU at The Chandos involving a drunk
Italian girl....?
Ivar
> I seem to remember an old story from a PU at The Chandos involving a drunk
> Italian girl....?
Ah no, she wasn't impressed with me, because I refused to make an effort
with her sultry Latin dancing :)
adrian
"Work in progress" <spam...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:q3pdq21ihrq51ofil...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Jan 2007 12:04:56 -0000, "Jaygo"
> <jaygo99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Mmmmmmmmm Girl bikers
>
> You called?
>
No I wrote, things are much better in a note. plus I
don't have a clue where you are so I didn't call.
> So do I actually have to play a real guitar to post here rather than
> just doing air guitar to rock tracks? [1]
>
Air Guitar is the first stage, now try broom handle or
tennis racquet. Eventually you will move on to a guitar.
> Hi Cane, Dave, possibly Champ and any other UKRMers lurking, I was
> bored and some of this lot amused me in the cross posting.
>
You hit the nail on the head, this is a great group for a
laugh, I'm sure you think the same of your bike group.
> It's was a hell of a lot more melodic than mine! (the second one
> above). As I said to Cane, I have two tricks:
> 1. Hold a long, soulful bend
> 2. Play lots of notes.
You must be Gary Moore then? ;-)