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Mr Pounder
May 6, 2013, 1:00:23 PM5/6/13
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"Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
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> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
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>>> --
> ^�^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon says:-
>
> Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
How long has Gordon been with you?
Please give him my regards.
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Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 3:47:25 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
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>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>
> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
It's like writing about train numbers....
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> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
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>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>
> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
It's like writing about train numbers....
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Richard Robinson
May 6, 2013, 5:14:59 PM5/6/13
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Sn!pe said:
I thought that was pirates.
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"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem
My email address is at http://www.qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html
> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>> "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>> > ^Ï^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon says:-
>> "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>> >
>> > Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>>
>> How long has Gordon been with you?
>> Please give him my regards.
>
> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>> > Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>>
>> How long has Gordon been with you?
>> Please give him my regards.
>
I thought that was pirates.
--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem
My email address is at http://www.qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html
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May 6, 2013, 5:38:32 PM5/6/13
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Sn!pe wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>
>>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>
>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>
> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>
>>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>
>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>
e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 5:36:41 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >
>> > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>
>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >
>> > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>
>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>
> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
No it doesn't. It suggests absurdity.
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May 6, 2013, 5:41:10 PM5/6/13
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Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 5:43:34 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >
>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> No it doesn't. It suggests absurdity.
>
> ...
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >
>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> No it doesn't. It suggests absurdity.
>
Where's the other one?
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Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 5:46:25 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
--
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I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
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Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 5:47:49 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:45:54 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> Where's the other one?
>
> El Colon? He's usually infesting um.
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
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>> Where's the other one?
>
Who is um and why has he got that up there at that angle?
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights.
This is for your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
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May 6, 2013, 5:56:23 PM5/6/13
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Sn!pe wrote:
> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
i always knows by the shiny watch chain
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 5:55:01 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:16 +0100, Siri Cruise <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
That gordon is as solid as a rock in bed.
--
What's the German word for Vaseline?
Vienerslide.
> In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>
>> > "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>> > news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>> --
>> > > ^Ï^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon says:-
>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>
>> > "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>> > news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>> --
>> > >
>> > > Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>> >
>> > How long has Gordon been with you?
>> > Please give him my regards.
>>
>> > > Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>> >
>> > How long has Gordon been with you?
>> > Please give him my regards.
>>
>> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>
> See what happens when they let gays get married.
>
That gordon is as solid as a rock in bed.
--
What's the German word for Vaseline?
Vienerslide.
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 5:56:52 PM5/6/13
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Tip of the day: Do not fart in the bath while you have the runs.
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May 6, 2013, 6:00:31 PM5/6/13
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Major Scott wrote:
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:16 +0100, Siri Cruise
> <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
>> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>
>>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>> ^ￜ^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon says:-
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:16 +0100, Siri Cruise
> <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
>> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>
>>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>> news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>> Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>>>>
>>>> How long has Gordon been with you?
>>>> Please give him my regards.
>>>
>>> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>>
>> See what happens when they let gays get married.
>
> That gordon is as solid as a rock in bed.
and man what a pigs foot
>>>>> Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>>>>
>>>> How long has Gordon been with you?
>>>> Please give him my regards.
>>>
>>> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>>
>> See what happens when they let gays get married.
>
> That gordon is as solid as a rock in bed.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw3cLcoZi9fSIMobaWrDcoA47-BBdZOQ4diqvT2PixW9WxOyf7
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May 6, 2013, 6:03:00 PM5/6/13
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Major Scott wrote:
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:56:23 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>>
>>>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>
>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>
>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>
>> i always knows by the shiny watch chain
>
> Ever seen one with a lavatory chain?
i tend to look straight ahead in the loo
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:56:23 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>>
>>>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>
>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>
>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>
>> i always knows by the shiny watch chain
>
> Ever seen one with a lavatory chain?
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 6:24:25 PM5/6/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 23:00:31 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Major Scott wrote:
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:16 +0100, Siri Cruise
>> <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
>>> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>>
>>>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>>>>>
> Major Scott wrote:
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:16 +0100, Siri Cruise
>> <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
>>> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>>
>>>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>>>>>
>>>>> How long has Gordon been with you?
>>>>> Please give him my regards.
>>>>
>>>> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>>>
>>> See what happens when they let gays get married.
>>
>> That gordon is as solid as a rock in bed.
>
>
> and man what a pigs foot
>
> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw3cLcoZi9fSIMobaWrDcoA47-BBdZOQ4diqvT2PixW9WxOyf7
Looks like a foot of a sofa.
>>>>> Please give him my regards.
>>>>
>>>> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>>>
>>> See what happens when they let gays get married.
>>
>> That gordon is as solid as a rock in bed.
>
>
> and man what a pigs foot
>
> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw3cLcoZi9fSIMobaWrDcoA47-BBdZOQ4diqvT2PixW9WxOyf7
--
Why does a one-story brothel make more money than a two-story brothel?
Because there's no fucking overhead.
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 6:25:25 PM5/6/13
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http://youtu.be/93GnZexxrQw
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Thought for the Day:
The Bible teaches us to love your neighbour, and the Kama Sutra explains how.
Thorny Crucifixi.
May 6, 2013, 6:28:59 PM5/6/13
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Siri Cruise <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote in:
<chine.bleu-765FE...@news.eternal-september.org>
<chine.bleu-765FE...@news.eternal-september.org>
>In article <1l2gpka.x5lexe1lcnf7tN%sn...@dead.address.invalid>,
> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>
> sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Mr Pounder <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:
>>
>> > "Sn!pe" <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote in message
>> > news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>> --
>> > > ^ÔøΩ^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon says:-
>> > news:1l2ggs7.kke3f8s5a6v9N%sn...@dead.address.invalid...
>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>> --
>> > >
>> > > Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>> >
>> > How long has Gordon been with you?
>> > Please give him my regards.
>>
>> > > Never wrestle a pig; you will both get dirty but the pig likes it.
>> >
>> > How long has Gordon been with you?
>> > Please give him my regards.
>>
>> Gordon and I have been together forever - we just are.
>
>See what happens when they let gays get married.
issat.... issat an attempt at a Sodom and Gomorrah 'pun'?
>
>See what happens when they let gays get married.
Checkmate
May 6, 2013, 7:30:07 PM5/6/13
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Checkmate!
On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> > >
> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >
> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ￜ 2012
all rights reserved
I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________
"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."
Uncle Steve
Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"
Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix
Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"
Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson
Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."
-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________
"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"
-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Checkmate!
On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> > >
> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >
> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>
> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
That ellipsis has one too many periods.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ￜ 2012
all rights reserved
I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU
Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________
"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."
Uncle Steve
Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"
Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix
Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________
"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"
Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson
Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________
"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."
-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________
"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"
-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 7:32:23 PM5/6/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >
>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> > >
>> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >
>> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>>
>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>
> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >
>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> > >
>> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >
>> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>>
>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>
> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
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Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where my husband put his hand last night?"
He sighs and says, "Look lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
Checkmate
May 6, 2013, 7:46:29 PM5/6/13
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Checkmate!
On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
Checkmate!
that:
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> >> > >
> >> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >> >
> >> > It's like writing about train numbers....
> >>
> >> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> >
> > That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>
> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> >> > >
> >> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >> >
> >> > It's like writing about train numbers....
> >>
> >> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> >
> > That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>
> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 7:58:42 PM5/6/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:46:29 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>
>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> > Checkmate!
>> >
>> > On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >> > >
>> >> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >> >
>> >> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >>
>> >> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>> >
>> > That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>
>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
What part of "most common" confused you?
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>
>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> > Checkmate!
>> >
>> > On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >> > >
>> >> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >> >
>> >> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >>
>> >> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>> >
>> > That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>
>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
--
You know you've spent too much time on the computer when you spill milk and the first thing you think is, 'Edit, Undo.'
Checkmate
May 6, 2013, 8:01:59 PM5/6/13
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Checkmate!
On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
Checkmate!
that:
>
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>
> > % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Sn!pe wrote:
> >> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
> >> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >> >>
> >> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
> >> >
> >> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> >>
> >> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
> >
> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>
> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
>
> > % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Sn!pe wrote:
> >> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
> >> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >> >>
> >> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
> >> >
> >> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> >>
> >> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
> >
> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>
> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 8:06:51 PM5/6/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:01:59 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> > % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Sn!pe wrote:
>> >> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>> >> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >> >
>> >> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>> >>
>> >> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>> >
>> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>
>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>
> Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
Awa an boil yerr heed, skirrts arr fer pooftas.
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> > % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Sn!pe wrote:
>> >> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>> >> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >> >
>> >> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>> >>
>> >> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>> >
>> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>
>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>
> Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
--
What do you call it when a blonde drives down the street with her head out the window?
Refueling.
Checkmate
May 6, 2013, 8:08:20 PM5/6/13
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Checkmate!
On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:58:42 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
Checkmate!
that:
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:46:29 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> > that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> > Checkmate!
> >> >
> >> > On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > It's like writing about train numbers....
> >> >>
> >> >> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> >> >
> >> > That ellipsis has one too many periods.
> >>
> >> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
>
> What part of "most common" confused you?
The uncommon part you used.
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:46:29 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> > that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> > Checkmate!
> >> >
> >> > On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > It's like writing about train numbers....
> >> >>
> >> >> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
> >> >
> >> > That ellipsis has one too many periods.
> >>
> >> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
>
> What part of "most common" confused you?
Major Scott
May 6, 2013, 8:13:52 PM5/6/13
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--
Then there was the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her
boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
%
May 6, 2013, 8:18:20 PM5/6/13
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Checkmate
May 6, 2013, 11:00:35 PM5/6/13
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Checkmate!
On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:13:52 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
Checkmate!
blow me bag pipe?
51%
May 6, 2013, 11:10:43 PM5/6/13
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%
May 6, 2013, 11:17:03 PM5/6/13
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Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 7:53:52 AM5/7/13
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pikey
--
I don't know how many of you have tasted authentic English Beer.
Once in London, I was asked what I thought of a particular brew.
I told my host that it really should be poured back into the horse.
Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 7:54:20 AM5/7/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 04:17:03 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 51% wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>>
>>> Major Scott wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:08:20 +0100, Checkmate
>>>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:58:42 +0100, Major Scott put forth the
>>>>> notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
> 51% wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>>
>>> Major Scott wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:08:20 +0100, Checkmate
>>>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:58:42 +0100, Major Scott put forth the
>>>>> notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The uncommon part you used.
>>>>
>>>> You can be common as muck if you like, I like to be different and
>>>> superior to you pikeys.
>>>
>>> when are you going to start that
>>
>> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pikey
>>
>> .
>
>
> i don't go to posted web sites and i never believe wiki anything
That's cause you're a fucking imbecile.
>>>>
>>>> You can be common as muck if you like, I like to be different and
>>>> superior to you pikeys.
>>>
>>> when are you going to start that
>>
>> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pikey
>>
>> .
>
>
> i don't go to posted web sites and i never believe wiki anything
--
What do you call a dwarf who throws the discus?
A compact disc player.
Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 7:54:59 AM5/7/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:18:20 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Major Scott wrote:
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:08:20 +0100, Checkmate
>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:58:42 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
>>> that:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:46:29 +0100, Checkmate
>>>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the
>>>>> notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
> Major Scott wrote:
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 01:08:20 +0100, Checkmate
>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:58:42 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
>>> that:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:46:29 +0100, Checkmate
>>>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, Major Scott put forth the
>>>>> notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis
>>>>
>>>> What part of "most common" confused you?
>>>
>>> The uncommon part you used.
>>
>> You can be common as muck if you like, I like to be different and
>> superior to you pikeys.
>
>
> when are you going to start that
http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/today-was-the-day-the-gift-of-the-web-was-given/
>>>>
>>>> What part of "most common" confused you?
>>>
>>> The uncommon part you used.
>>
>> You can be common as muck if you like, I like to be different and
>> superior to you pikeys.
>
>
> when are you going to start that
Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 7:56:00 AM5/7/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 08:05:02 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> >> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>> >>
>> >> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland,
>> >> not the North Pole.
>> >
>> > Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
>>
>> Awa an boil yerr heed, skirrts arr fer pooftas.
>
> Dinna senna brudda furra pudda burra furra mudda, Jammie.
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> >> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>> >>
>> >> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland,
>> >> not the North Pole.
>> >
>> > Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
>>
>> Awa an boil yerr heed, skirrts arr fer pooftas.
>
> Hoots mon, och aye the noo, will ye stop yer ticklin' Jock.
>
> (with apologies to August)
I understand all of that except "mudda". What is a mudda?
--
NEWSFLASH!!! Bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central Portsmouth
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Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 10:57:28 AM5/7/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 14:57:52 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 08:05:02 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland,
>> >> >> not the North Pole.
>> >> >
>> >> > Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
>> >>
>> >> Awa an boil yerr heed, skirrts arr fer pooftas.
>> >
>> > Dinna senna brudda furra pudda burra furra mudda, Jammie.
>> > Hoots mon, och aye the noo, will ye stop yer ticklin' Jock.
>> >
>> > (with apologies to August)
>>
>> I understand all of that except "mudda". What is a mudda?
>
> Dinna ya hae a mudda, Jammie?
> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 08:05:02 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> >> > You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland,
>> >> >> not the North Pole.
>> >> >
>> >> > Do ya wear a kilt, lad?
>> >>
>> >> Awa an boil yerr heed, skirrts arr fer pooftas.
>> >
>> > Dinna senna brudda furra pudda burra furra mudda, Jammie.
>> > Hoots mon, och aye the noo, will ye stop yer ticklin' Jock.
>> >
>> > (with apologies to August)
>>
>> I understand all of that except "mudda". What is a mudda?
>
AHHHHHHHHHHH...... isn't English taught in Glaswegian schools?
--
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
Marshall Philippe P�tain
May 7, 2013, 3:46:45 PM5/7/13
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On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>> >
>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>
>>> No it doesn't. It suggests absurdity.
>>> >
>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>
>>
>> ...
>
>Where's the other one?
off on a day trip to belgium.
--
mhm x v i x i i i
Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 3:49:51 PM5/7/13
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--
If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
Marshall Philippe P�tain
May 7, 2013, 4:10:55 PM5/7/13
to
On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:47:49 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:45:54 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Where's the other one?
>>
>> El Colon? He's usually infesting um.
>
>Who is um and why has he got that up there at that angle?
<LCpl. Jack Jones>they don't like it up um</ LCpl. Jack Jones>
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:45:54 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Where's the other one?
>>
>
>Who is um and why has he got that up there at that angle?
<LCpl. Jack Jones>they don't like it up um</ LCpl. Jack Jones>
Marshall Philippe Pétain
May 7, 2013, 4:19:00 PM5/7/13
to
On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>>>
>>>>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>>>
>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>
>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>>>
>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>
>Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>
callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
Marshall Philippe P�tain
May 7, 2013, 4:21:24 PM5/7/13
to
On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, sn...@dead.address.invalid (Sn!pe)
wrote:
>% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Sn!pe wrote:
>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >>>
>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >>
>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >
>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>
wrote:
>% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Sn!pe wrote:
>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>> >>>
>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>> >>
>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>> >
>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>
>You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
they all look like wally in were's wally.
Marshall Philippe P�tain
May 7, 2013, 4:22:32 PM5/7/13
to
On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>> >>>
>>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>> >>
>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>> >
>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>
>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>
>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>
nesbit.
>On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>> >>>
>>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>> >>
>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>> >
>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>
>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>
>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>
>I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
nesbit.
Marshall Philippe P�tain
May 7, 2013, 4:24:23 PM5/7/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!
>>
>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>> > >
>>> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>> >
>>> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>
>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>
>There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!
>>
>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > >> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>> > >
>>> > > If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>> >
>>> > It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>
>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>
>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>
>There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
Marshall Philippe P�tain
May 7, 2013, 4:28:21 PM5/7/13
to
with ethnic slurs like that.
Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 4:33:20 PM5/7/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>
>>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>
>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>
>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>
> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
Agreed, I have seen them all.
> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>
>>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>
>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>
>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>
> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
> collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 22:21:42 +0100, Siri Cruise <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
>
> I never seen a nipple on a chicken breast.
Introducing another species into the argument is considered cheating and you will be severely reprimanded in due course.
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> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
>
Introducing another species into the argument is considered cheating and you will be severely reprimanded in due course.
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Major Scott
May 7, 2013, 5:54:23 PM5/7/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 22:39:41 +0100, August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:
>
> The entity calling itself Siri Cruise wrote:
>>
>> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
Poetry sux.
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>
> The entity calling itself Siri Cruise wrote:
>>
>> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
>>
>>
>> I never seen a nipple on a chicken breast.
>
> I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
>
Poetry sux.
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May 8, 2013, 7:30:08 AM5/8/13
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August West <aug...@kororaa.com> wrote:.
[snip]
> I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
Yeah, their motoring section has never featured an article on how to bleed
brakes or grease bearings.
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> I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
brakes or grease bearings.
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happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 11, 2013, 4:29:09 PM5/11/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:49:51 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:46:45 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>>
>>>>> No it doesn't. It suggests absurdity.
>>>>
>>>> ...
>>>
>>> Where's the other one?
>>
>> off on a day trip to belgium.
>
>I did that by mistake once.
(((scot)))
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:46:45 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>>
>>>>> No it doesn't. It suggests absurdity.
>>>>
>>>> ...
>>>
>>> Where's the other one?
>>
>> off on a day trip to belgium.
>
>I did that by mistake once.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 11, 2013, 4:30:19 PM5/11/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 22:39:41 +0100, August West <aug...@kororaa.com>
wrote:
>
>The entity calling itself Siri Cruise wrote:
>>
>> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
wrote:
>
>The entity calling itself Siri Cruise wrote:
>>
>> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
>>
>>
>> I never seen a nipple on a chicken breast.
>
>
>I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
i've never seen kelly brook not show her nipples.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 11, 2013, 4:32:26 PM5/11/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:26 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>>
>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>
>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>
>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>
>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>> nesbit.
>
>That's not a tshirt, that's a vest that should have been replaced due to toxic contamination 47 years ago.
he's still one of a handfull of scotish chacters on tv, with frankie
boyle, obviously, being the best and funniest.
his story about the rapist crowbar is damn funny.
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>>
>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>
>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>
>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>
>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>> nesbit.
>
>That's not a tshirt, that's a vest that should have been replaced due to toxic contamination 47 years ago.
boyle, obviously, being the best and funniest.
his story about the rapist crowbar is damn funny.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 11, 2013, 4:33:08 PM5/11/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:37 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>>
>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>
>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>
>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>
>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>> nesbit.
>
>That's because we're not pussies like you.
how'd you know i spent a hell of a long time pretending to be a cat
when trolling a penpals ng?
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> > Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>> >> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>> Why would anyone write about a bus station?
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> If you don't know now, you'll never know.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>> >
>>>>> > That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>>
>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>
>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>
>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>
>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>> nesbit.
>
>That's because we're not pussies like you.
when trolling a penpals ng?
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 11, 2013, 4:33:41 PM5/11/13
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On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
travelers would dissagree, then 'i curse you', you.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 11, 2013, 4:34:24 PM5/11/13
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Major Scott
May 11, 2013, 4:49:23 PM5/11/13
to
On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:29:09 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:49:51 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:49:51 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:46:45 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> Where's the other one?
>>>
>>> off on a day trip to belgium.
>>
>> I did that by mistake once.
>
> (((scot)))
Whassatgorradowivit?
>>
>>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> Where's the other one?
>>>
>>> off on a day trip to belgium.
>>
>> I did that by mistake once.
>
> (((scot)))
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May 11, 2013, 4:50:53 PM5/11/13
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On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:32:26 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:26 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:26 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>
>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>
>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>> nesbit.
>>
>> That's not a tshirt, that's a vest that should have been replaced due to toxic contamination 47 years ago.
>
> he's still one of a handfull of scotish chacters on tv, with frankie
> boyle, obviously, being the best and funniest.
>
> his story about the rapist crowbar is damn funny.
Link to or recite.
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>
>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>
>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>> nesbit.
>>
>> That's not a tshirt, that's a vest that should have been replaced due to toxic contamination 47 years ago.
>
> he's still one of a handfull of scotish chacters on tv, with frankie
> boyle, obviously, being the best and funniest.
>
> his story about the rapist crowbar is damn funny.
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Major Scott
May 11, 2013, 4:51:15 PM5/11/13
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On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:33:08 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:37 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:37 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>
>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>
>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>> nesbit.
>>
>> That's because we're not pussies like you.
>
> how'd you know i spent a hell of a long time pretending to be a cat
> when trolling a penpals ng?
Your end is exposed.
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>
>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>
>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>> nesbit.
>>
>> That's because we're not pussies like you.
>
> how'd you know i spent a hell of a long time pretending to be a cat
> when trolling a penpals ng?
Major Scott
May 11, 2013, 4:51:49 PM5/11/13
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On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>>>
>>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>>>
>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>
>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>
> i cannot decide what to make of them.
Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>>>>
>>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>>>
>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>
>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>
> i cannot decide what to make of them.
BNP also want to remove all speed cameras.
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Checkmate!
On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
Checkmate!
that:
>
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pï¿œtain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>> Checkmate!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
> >>>>
> >>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> >>>
> >>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
> >>
> >> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
> >
> > i cannot decide what to make of them.
>
> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
That's what the Indians said.
>
> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pï¿œtain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>> Checkmate!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
> >>>>
> >>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> >>>
> >>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
> >>
> >> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
> >
> > i cannot decide what to make of them.
>
> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
--
Checkmate
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Major Scott
May 11, 2013, 5:03:29 PM5/11/13
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On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:01:03 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >>>>> Checkmate!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>> >>>
>> >>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>> >>
>> >> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>> >
>> > i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>
>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>
> That's what the Indians said.
They didn't do a very good job.
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >>>>> Checkmate!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>> >>>
>> >>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>> >>
>> >> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>> >
>> > i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>
>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>
> That's what the Indians said.
--
Cindy once remarked to her dentist that she didn't know what would be worse - having a baby, or having a tooth pulled.
The Dentist replied, "Well make up your mind, Cindy - because I need to know which way to position the chair."
Checkmate
May 11, 2013, 5:05:28 PM5/11/13
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:03:29 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
Checkmate!
that:
>
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:01:03 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> > that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> >>>>> Checkmate!
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>
> >>
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> >> >>>
> >> >>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
> >> >>
> >> >> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
> >> >
> >> > i cannot decide what to make of them.
> >>
> >> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
> >
> > That's what the Indians said.
>
> They didn't do a very good job.
Neither do we.
>
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:01:03 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> > that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> >>>>> Checkmate!
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>
> >>
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
> >> >>>
> >> >>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
> >> >>
> >> >> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
> >> >
> >> > i cannot decide what to make of them.
> >>
> >> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
> >
> > That's what the Indians said.
>
> They didn't do a very good job.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
%
May 11, 2013, 5:35:45 PM5/11/13
to
Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:03:29 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:01:03 +0100, Checkmate
>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
>>> that:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the
>>>> cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pï¿œtain
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:03:29 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 22:01:03 +0100, Checkmate
>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, Major Scott put forth the notion
>>> that:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the
>>>> cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate
>>>>>>>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion
>>>>>>>>> that:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the
>>>>>> BNP.
>>>>>
>>>>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>>>
>>>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>>>
>>> That's what the Indians said.
>>
>> They didn't do a very good job.
>
> Neither do we.
the indians were immigrants
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate
>>>>>>>> <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion
>>>>>>>>> that:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the
>>>>>> BNP.
>>>>>
>>>>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>>>
>>>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>>>
>>> That's what the Indians said.
>>
>> They didn't do a very good job.
>
> Neither do we.
Major Scott
May 11, 2013, 7:00:34 PM5/11/13
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The other 37% have never been to prison.
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May 11, 2013, 7:00:42 PM5/11/13
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happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 12, 2013, 6:16:55 AM5/12/13
to
On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:50:04 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:30:19 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 22:39:41 +0100, August West <aug...@kororaa.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> The entity calling itself Siri Cruise wrote:
>>>>
>>>> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
>>>>
>>>> I never seen a nipple on a chicken breast.
>>>
>>> I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
>>
>> i've never seen kelly brook not show her nipples.
>
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM hard nipples
>http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8900000/Kelly-kelly-brook-8928506-1222-1178.jpg
you'll love pirana 3d then. she's completely nekid in it.
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:30:19 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 22:39:41 +0100, August West <aug...@kororaa.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> The entity calling itself Siri Cruise wrote:
>>>>
>>>> In article <op.wwqb1...@red.lan>, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If breasts had no nipples, they'd be pointless.
>>>>
>>>> I never seen a nipple on a chicken breast.
>>>
>>> I've never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
>>
>> i've never seen kelly brook not show her nipples.
>
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM hard nipples
>http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8900000/Kelly-kelly-brook-8928506-1222-1178.jpg
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 12, 2013, 6:17:25 AM5/12/13
to
On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:49:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:29:09 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:49:51 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:29:09 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:49:51 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 20:46:45 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>
>>>>> Where's the other one?
>>>>
>>>> off on a day trip to belgium.
>>>
>>> I did that by mistake once.
>>
>> (((scot)))
>
>Whassatgorradowivit?
sorry. i don't speak italian.
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:34 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:48 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>
>>>>> Where's the other one?
>>>>
>>>> off on a day trip to belgium.
>>>
>>> I did that by mistake once.
>>
>> (((scot)))
>
>Whassatgorradowivit?
Major Scott
May 12, 2013, 9:45:26 AM5/12/13
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe9o39_kelly-brook-nude-piranha-3d_sexy#.UY-cm9vEytc
--
Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 12, 2013, 1:29:55 PM5/12/13
to
On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>
>Agreed, I have seen them all.
same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
honda 250 superdream.
>> collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
>
>:-))
its about time c4 reshowed this brilliant series. if i could find it
to dl, i would in a heartbeat. its one of my all time faves.
>On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>> Major Scott <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>>
>>>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 15:39:24 +0100, Sn!pe
>>>>>> <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's like writing about train numbers....
>>>>>
>>>>> That ellipsis suggests an uncompleted thought.
>>>>
>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>
>>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>>>
>>
>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>
>Agreed, I have seen them all.
same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
honda 250 superdream.
>> collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
>
>:-))
its about time c4 reshowed this brilliant series. if i could find it
to dl, i would in a heartbeat. its one of my all time faves.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 12, 2013, 1:29:58 PM5/12/13
to
On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:50:53 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:32:26 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:26 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:32:26 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:26 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>>
>>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>>
>>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>>> nesbit.
>>>
>>> That's not a tshirt, that's a vest that should have been replaced due to toxic contamination 47 years ago.
>>
>> he's still one of a handfull of scotish chacters on tv, with frankie
>> boyle, obviously, being the best and funniest.
>>
>> his story about the rapist crowbar is damn funny.
>
>Link to or recite.
its on one of his first 2 live dvd's. if you've not watched them, they
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>>
>>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>>
>>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>>> nesbit.
>>>
>>> That's not a tshirt, that's a vest that should have been replaced due to toxic contamination 47 years ago.
>>
>> he's still one of a handfull of scotish chacters on tv, with frankie
>> boyle, obviously, being the best and funniest.
>>
>> his story about the rapist crowbar is damn funny.
>
>Link to or recite.
are well worth checking out.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 12, 2013, 1:30:01 PM5/12/13
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On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:15 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:33:08 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:37 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:33:08 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:37 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:22:32 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>>
>>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>>
>>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>>> nesbit.
>>>
>>> That's because we're not pussies like you.
>>
>> how'd you know i spent a hell of a long time pretending to be a cat
>> when trolling a penpals ng?
>
>Your end is exposed.
shame there aren't any alt.flamers around to try and spank it.
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:46:25 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:29 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@dead.address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can always tell 'em by the anorak, bobble hat and clipboard.
>>>>>
>>>>> I never wear an anorak or any form of jacket. I live in Scotland, not the North Pole.
>>>>
>>>> you guys wear t-shirts in the middle of winter. i've seen rab c
>>>> nesbit.
>>>
>>> That's because we're not pussies like you.
>>
>> how'd you know i spent a hell of a long time pretending to be a cat
>> when trolling a penpals ng?
>
>Your end is exposed.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 12, 2013, 1:30:04 PM5/12/13
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On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>>>>
>>>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>>>>
>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>
>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>>
>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>
>Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
immigrants are not the problem, is the type of immigrants that is. the
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:30:07 +0100, Checkmate <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 6 May 2013 22:15:41 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That ellipsis has one too many periods.
>>>>>
>>>>> There is no standard, but give the EU time and it will....
>>>>
>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>
>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>>
>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>
>Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
sea of poles and soon to be eastern europeans is.
>BNP also want to remove all speed cameras.
bombing down the road, come to where a speed camera is, ankors on, go
through it, then hit the accelerator and shoot off. if you know the
road, fine, if you don't, you'll end up with a car up yer kyber.
Major Scott
May 12, 2013, 1:43:17 PM5/12/13
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On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:29:55 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>
>>>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>>>
>>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>>
>> Agreed, I have seen them all.
>
> same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
> witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
> honda 250 superdream.
Link?
>>
>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>
>>>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>>>
>>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>>
>> Agreed, I have seen them all.
>
> same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
> witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
> honda 250 superdream.
>>> collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
>>
>> :-))
>
> its about time c4 reshowed this brilliant series. if i could find it
> to dl, i would in a heartbeat. its one of my all time faves.
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B-52...F-16...B-2
Major Scott
May 12, 2013, 1:43:33 PM5/12/13
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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May 12, 2013, 1:43:48 PM5/12/13
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Major Scott
May 12, 2013, 1:45:15 PM5/12/13
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On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:30:04 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>>
>>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>>>
>>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>
>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>
> immigrants are not the problem, is the type of immigrants that is. the
> sea of poles and soon to be eastern europeans is.
I have no problem with the Polish. I do not like the Irish or the bearded towelheads.
> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>>
>>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>>>
>>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>
>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>
> immigrants are not the problem, is the type of immigrants that is. the
> sea of poles and soon to be eastern europeans is.
>> BNP also want to remove all speed cameras.
>
> i'm sure they cause more accidents than they stop. you see people
> bombing down the road, come to where a speed camera is, ankors on, go
> through it, then hit the accelerator and shoot off. if you know the
> road, fine, if you don't, you'll end up with a car up yer kyber.
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The English language is not to be spoken.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.
Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets.
Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 16, 2013, 11:00:43 AM5/16/13
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happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 16, 2013, 11:04:51 AM5/16/13
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On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:43:17 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:29:55 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:29:55 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>>
>>>>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>>>>
>>>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>>>
>>> Agreed, I have seen them all.
>>
>> same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
>> witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
>> honda 250 superdream.
>
>Link?
why link to something you have already seen?
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> e's a bloody train spotter than ain'nee
>>>>>
>>>>> Trainspotters always complete their thoughts.
>>>>
>>>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>>>
>>> Agreed, I have seen them all.
>>
>> same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
>> witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
>> honda 250 superdream.
>
>Link?
>>>> collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
>>>
>>> :-))
>>
>> its about time c4 reshowed this brilliant series. if i could find it
>> to dl, i would in a heartbeat. its one of my all time faves.
>
>Piratebay finds everything else with absolutely in the name unfortunately.
its a handy torrent searching tool for 4 of the biggest torrent sites.
seeing as you're over here too, check out proxyduck.com. it gets past
the new stupid blocks for fenopy, tpb, h33t and kat.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 16, 2013, 11:05:31 AM5/16/13
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happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 16, 2013, 11:08:54 AM5/16/13
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are, well was, a big part of the empire of meow, including stupid and
pointless flamewars amongst ourselves.
a fun thing to do was try and get an auker or two into a flame war.
aukers, over all, suck arse at flaming.
happy zombie jebus on the cross
May 16, 2013, 11:10:49 AM5/16/13
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On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:45:15 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:30:04 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>>>
>>>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>>>>
>>>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>>
>>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>>
>> immigrants are not the problem, is the type of immigrants that is. the
>> sea of poles and soon to be eastern europeans is.
>
>I have no problem with the Polish. I do not like the Irish or the bearded towelheads.
it would seem that a certain scumbag will volontarily be going home.
>On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:30:04 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:51:49 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 11 May 2013 21:34:24 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:36:08 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:24:23 +0100, Marshall Philippe P�tain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 00:32:23 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> remember guys, vote ukip to get us the fuck out of the eu.
>>>>>
>>>>> That is my second choice. UKIP is just a mild version of the BNP.
>>>>
>>>> i cannot decide what to make of them.
>>>
>>> Anything that gets rid of immigrunts gets my vote.
>>
>> immigrants are not the problem, is the type of immigrants that is. the
>> sea of poles and soon to be eastern europeans is.
>
>I have no problem with the Polish. I do not like the Irish or the bearded towelheads.
good riddence.
>>> BNP also want to remove all speed cameras.
>>
>> i'm sure they cause more accidents than they stop. you see people
>> bombing down the road, come to where a speed camera is, ankors on, go
>> through it, then hit the accelerator and shoot off. if you know the
>> road, fine, if you don't, you'll end up with a car up yer kyber.
>
>My satnav knows the road. I find it amusing when I slow down very rapidly and the person behind me does not. He would have no defence - I was doing 70 at the point of impact, and he was speeding.
around like a fucking f1 driver on a speed and cocain high.
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May 16, 2013, 3:24:15 PM5/16/13
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May 16, 2013, 3:27:37 PM5/16/13
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On Thu, 16 May 2013 16:04:51 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:43:17 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:29:55 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>>>>
>>>> Agreed, I have seen them all.
>>>
>>> same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
>>> witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
>>> honda 250 superdream.
>>
>> Link?
>
> why link to something you have already seen?
I haven't, or I've forgotten it.
> On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:43:17 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 12 May 2013 18:29:55 +0100, happy zombie jebus on the cross <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:33:20 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 May 2013 21:19:00 +0100, Marshall Philippe Pétain <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 May 2013 22:41:10 +0100, "Major Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> callan gilhoolie in absolutely (damn funny scotish comedy series)
>>>>
>>>> Agreed, I have seen them all.
>>>
>>> same here. one of my fave callan sketches was when the jehovas
>>> witnesses came around and he told them about the, i think it was,
>>> honda 250 superdream.
>>
>> Link?
>
> why link to something you have already seen?
>>>>> collecting train seat numbers put it all into perspective.
>>>>
>>>> :-))
>>>
>>> its about time c4 reshowed this brilliant series. if i could find it
>>> to dl, i would in a heartbeat. its one of my all time faves.
>>
>> Piratebay finds everything else with absolutely in the name unfortunately.
>
> i know. i gave up looking for it there. have you used torrent rover?
> its a handy torrent searching tool for 4 of the biggest torrent sites.
>
> seeing as you're over here too, check out proxyduck.com. it gets past
> the new stupid blocks for fenopy, tpb, h33t and kat.
The entire set of James Bond films.
The entire lot of Stargate SG1/Atlantis/Universe.
The entire Top Gear.
A few albums.
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You scratch the ticket and if the dot matches the one on your forehead, you win a convenience store in the US.
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