"tink r bbbell" <
som...@microscoffed.com> wrote in message
news:k6rg6s$t98$1...@news.albasani.net...
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> "THE COLONEL" wrote in message news:k6oof1$rq6$1...@dont-email.me...
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>>"I have seen elephants paint very competently... but not in Cumbria."
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>>Hmm. This one appears brain dead, doctor. Shall we send him to the
>>morgue?
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> If you were a genuine Colonel, you could afford to take him to a motel,
> instead of using a public toilet:
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http://lemonparty.org
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> tsk, tsk, only in America.
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And if yer old mum swallowed, I'd do her more often.
LOL