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a_v...@my-deja.com

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Sep 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/6/99
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In article <obnA3.1325$dh4.47918@news2-hme0>, Vicky & Tony
<vickya...@cwcom.net> wrote:
>What a good point, I bet the anti-masons can't answer that one can
>they ???
>

There are many female masonnes in the Order of the Eastern Star. The
leading masonne (pronounced mar sorn) in England is Princess Anne, the
Princess Royal. We expect that some of them joined just to become
magistrates as well as the male masons we know who only joined because
they wanted to become magistrates. The clerk to the Justices is usually
a mason also. Who do you think it is who vets applicants for their
masonic status?

>Tony
>
>
>Richard Bristow <r...@qticmarlow.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:7qrpvf$4kv$1...@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> The correspondent from Paranoia Gulch may have missed something:-
>> If you <<have>> to be a mason, how come nearly half of all
>> magistrates are women?
>>
>> The official website is helpful, but you can always ring or write to
>> your local Clerk to the Justices.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>


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pp. The Avengers


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a_v...@my-deja.com

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Sep 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/6/99
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In article <W_qA3.1450$dh4.52386@news2-hme0>,

"Vicky & Tony" <vickya...@cwcom.net> wrote:
>
> John Pepin <john....@virgin.net> wrote in message
> news:37D22999...@virgin.net...
> > They're really transvestites !
>
> That still wouldn't make them women.
>

No, they would still need to have the surgery. They would need to have their
mouth made bigger and half their brain removed before they would become a
real woman.

> Tony
>
>

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Tom Krummell

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Sep 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/6/99
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"He polished up the handle
So carefully
That now he is the ruler
of the Queen's Na-vee..."

Makes just as much sense as Fluffy does ranting about his supply of
cocaine drying up and a Mason behind every door irradating him with
mojo energy to make the surgically implanted tumors grow...

A POX ON THEE, FLUFFY!

E. Scrooge, Esq.
Purveyor of Fine Taglines
==================

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<snipped for clarity>

Tom Krummell

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Vicky and Tony

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Sep 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/7/99
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<a_v...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:7r1fr1$bqd$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...

> No, they would still need to have the surgery. They would need to have
their
> mouth made bigger and half their brain removed before they would become a
> real woman.

And their feet made smaller, so that they can get closer to the kitchen sink
:-)

Tony


a_v...@my-deja.com

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Sep 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/7/99
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In article <37D4AB14...@jps.net>,

Tom Krummell <tom...@jps.net> wrote:
> "He polished up the handle
> So carefully
> That now he is the ruler
> of the Queen's Na-vee..."

Why are you so fond of polishing handles that you post that spam to
everything we write? Are you polishing your todger as you post it?
We think you must be.

>
> Makes just as much sense as Fluffy does ranting about his supply of
> cocaine drying up and a Mason behind every door irradating him with
> mojo energy to make the surgically implanted tumors grow...
>
> A POX ON THEE, FLUFFY!
>
> E. Scrooge, Esq.
> Purveyor of Fine Taglines
> ==================
>
> a_v...@my-deja.com wrote:
> <snipped for clarity>
>

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Tom Krummell

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Sep 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/7/99
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.a_v...@my-deja.com wrote:
>

> Why are you so fond of polishing handles that you post that spam to everything we write?

<balance removed for clarity>
> --
> The Avengers

===================================

"He polished up the handle
So carefully
That now he is the ruler
of the Queen's Na-vee..."

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan for posting their verse, Vomit is
one of those unfortunates who must post spam to be noticed. His posts
are seldom rational anymore. Regulars to the newsgroup already know
that he has ongoing delusions of persons behind doors, lightposts and
stone walls who focus radiation on him to make tumors implanted by
persons unknown, grow.

As only a comic nuisance, he would be tolerable. Unfortunately, he has
also revealed himself to be a particularly vicious anti-Jewish bigot and
hatemonger, masquerading as a "Christian". His toxic posts in this vein
are disgusting examples of exactly the antithesis of the gentle aims of
our venerable Fraternity. I sincerely recommend that everyone here
refrain from responding to him.

Masons are always proudly willing and eager to discuss our beloved
"Craft" with any interested inquirer. You are invited to form an
accurate impression of our wonderful organization by visiting these
websites:

<www.freemasonry.bc.ca/links/masonsites.html>
<www.grandlodge-nc.org/freemasonry_revealed.htm>
<www.odr.org/what_is.htm>
<www.masonicinfo.com/>
<www.afnetinc.com/~walrusss/squareandcompass.html>
<www.2be1ask1.com/emason/index.html>
<www.scottish-rite.org/cldc.htm>
<www.shrinershq.org/Hospitals/Directry/northerncalifornia.html>

I apologize to you that this person's provocations force me to
communicate in this "form letter".

Warmest regards,

Tom Krummell, PM
Roseville Lodge #222, F&AM
Secretary, Roseville Chapter #146, Royal Arch Masons
Treasurer, Roseville Council #54, Cryptic Masons
Treasurer, Rosewood Commandery #21, Knights TEmplar
Sovereign Master, Roseville Council #362, Allied Masonic Degrees
Member, Sacramento Scottish Rite
Member, Ben Ali Shrine
Member, Sacramento Valley York Rite College
Editor, Scottish Rite News, Valley of Sacramento

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