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THE COLONEL

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Jan 6, 2013, 2:05:21 PM1/6/13
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.

The Nazis surrendered surrendered on May 7th, 1945.

Coincidence?

Steve Terry

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Jan 6, 2013, 2:48:24 PM1/6/13
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Yep, like every other 'Merrican he turned up late

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THE COLONEL

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Jan 6, 2013, 2:52:28 PM1/6/13
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"Steve Terry" <gfou...@tesco.net> wrote in message
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> THE COLONEL wrote:
>> Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
>> The Nazis surrendered surrendered on May 7th, 1945.
>> Coincidence?
>>
> Yep, like every other 'Merrican he turned up late
>
> Steve Terry

As usual, the tards of england get it all wrong.
LOL

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THE COLONEL

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Jan 6, 2013, 4:21:09 PM1/6/13
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<MI5.V...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
>
> "Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940)[1] is an American
> martial artist and actor."
>
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/
>
> Born:
> Carlos Ray Norris
> March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, USA
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_World_War_II_in_Europe
>
> "At 02:41 on the morning of May 7, at the SHAEF headquarters in Reims,
> France, the Chief-of-Staff of the German Armed Forces High Command,
> General Alfred Jodl, signed the unconditional surrender documents for
> all German forces to the Allies. General Franz B�hme announced the
> unconditional surrender of German troops in Norway on May 7, the same
> day as Jodl signed the unconditional surrender document. It included
> the phrase "All forces under German control to cease active operations
> at 2301 hours Central European Time on May 8, 1945."
>
> Hope that helps.


Thanks to another great American hero (but aren't we all?) Europe and that
tiny island nation called england was saved from Hitler and the Axis forces.

AMERICA 1
ENGLAND 0

Murff

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Jan 6, 2013, 5:02:51 PM1/6/13
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On Sun, 06 Jan 2013 13:21:09 -0800, THE COLONEL wrote:

> <MI5.V...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>> Hope that helps.
>

Good stuff, Mr Corley. Thank you.

>
> Thanks to another great American hero (but aren't we all?) Europe and
> that tiny island nation called england was saved from Hitler and the
> Axis forces.
>
> AMERICA 1
> ENGLAND 0

Erm, no. Arguably America saved Germany (and possibly all the rest of
mainland Europe bar the Iberian peninsula and Switzerland) from being
overrun by the Red Army.

But what saved Britain was a combination of German inability to mount an
effective attack against both the Royal Navy and RAF, coupled with
Hitler's lasting belief that he shouldn't really be fighting the "Aryan"
English.

Had you any background as a military officer, you'd have been taught that
in your military history course at CGSC Fort Leavenworth, KS.

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tink r bbbell

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Jan 7, 2013, 4:50:18 PM1/7/13
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"THE COLONEL" wrote in message news:kccprt$bpa$1...@dont-email.me...

>Thanks to another great American hero (but aren't we all?) Europe and that
>tiny island nation called england was saved from Hitler and the Axis
>forces.

North Vietnam, an even tinier population (20 million) saved the world from
spreading obesity.

North Vietnam 1
America 0
Native Americans -1


THE COLONEL

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Jan 7, 2013, 6:10:48 PM1/7/13
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"Murff" <mu...@warlock.org> wrote in message
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I can appreciate the way you folks on that tiny island nation have rewritten
history to your advantage. LOL

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Clocky

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Jan 7, 2013, 6:32:06 PM1/7/13
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THE COLONEL wrote:
> "Steve Terry" <gfou...@tesco.net> wrote in message
> news:kccke5$9ll$1...@dont-email.me...
>> THE COLONEL wrote:
>>> Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
>>> The Nazis surrendered surrendered on May 7th, 1945.
>>> Coincidence?
>>>
>> Yep, like every other 'Merrican he turned up late
>>
>> Steve Terry
>
> As usual, the tards of england get it all wrong.
> LOL

For all your gun totin', you sure are a yella bunch.



THE COLONEL

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Jan 8, 2013, 1:49:23 PM1/8/13
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"Clocky" <not...@happen.com> wrote in message
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This coming from a tard nymed clocky.

THE COLONEL

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Jan 8, 2013, 1:50:24 PM1/8/13
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> Marc Wilson <E-0C0013...@cleopatra.co.uk> wrote:
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>> If (and it's a big if) "THE COLONEL" actually has been in the military,
>> I suspect he'd have been at Leavenworth for an entirely different
>> reason.
>
> El Colon is a regular in alt.usenet.kooks.
> I leave you to draw your own conclusions.
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Clocky

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Jan 9, 2013, 1:42:28 AM1/9/13
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This tard is still infinitely smarter than any yank, however.

Sucks to be you liviung in your shithole of a country.


THE COLONEL

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Jan 9, 2013, 9:55:14 AM1/9/13
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"Clocky" <not...@happen.com> wrote in message
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LOL, fuck off limey phagg. England is an emasculated nation run by an old
whore.

Clocky

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Jan 9, 2013, 5:55:52 PM1/9/13
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THE COLONEL wrote:
> "Clocky" <not...@happen.com> wrote in message
> news:kcj3gc$qqp$1...@dont-email.me...
>> THE COLONEL wrote:
>>> "Clocky" <not...@happen.com> wrote in message
>>> news:kcflth$c36$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>> THE COLONEL wrote:
>>>>> "Steve Terry" <gfou...@tesco.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:kccke5$9ll$1...@dont-email.me...
>>>>>> THE COLONEL wrote:
>>>>>>> Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
>>>>>>> The Nazis surrendered surrendered on May 7th, 1945.
>>>>>>> Coincidence?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yep, like every other 'Merrican he turned up late
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Steve Terry
>>>>>
>>>>> As usual, the tards of england get it all wrong.
>>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>>> For all your gun totin', you sure are a yella bunch.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> This coming from a tard nymed clocky.
>>> LOL
>>
>> This tard is still infinitely smarter than any yank, however.
>>
>> Sucks to be you liviung in your shithole of a country.
>>
>
> LOL, fuck off limey phagg. England is an emasculated nation run by
> an old whore.

You're still living in a shithole of a country, full of dumb and yella
loudmouth yanks.


THE COLONEL

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Jan 12, 2013, 9:13:26 AM1/12/13
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"Clocky" <not...@happen.com> wrote in message
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And we'll keep kickin' yer limey asses every time.
LOL

Ol'

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Jan 14, 2013, 9:09:18 PM1/14/13
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If it weren't for us "yella yanks", you bloke basards would be
yellin':"Heil Hitler" right about now.....



Ol' Rowdydog

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but fer cryin' out loud,
why is it always turnin' out to be ME?"
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Ol'

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Jan 14, 2013, 9:11:47 PM1/14/13
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On Sun, 6 Jan 2013 13:21:09 -0800, "THE COLONEL"
Aw...you forget the Revolutionary and War of 1812.
That's America 3
England 0

Ol'

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Jan 14, 2013, 9:13:26 PM1/14/13
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Read that:
North Vietnam 1
America , France, Japan 0
Native Americans -1

THE COLONEL

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Jan 15, 2013, 12:21:29 PM1/15/13
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<Ol' Rowd...@barknobite.com> wrote in message
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How true!
LOL

America wins again!

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