Re: Dear alt.slack History Expert
Rob Cypher
>On Dec 14, 9:33�am, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
><revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 14, 9:28�am, RastaBillyBob <rastabilly...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> > On Dec 14, 7:35�am, "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
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>> > <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > Has alt.slack ever been trolled by someone who has really *done*
>> > > anything? I mean, has there ever been a creative genius who set aside
>> > > his palette or microscope or dissertation to stir up some shit, even
>> > > if only long enough to toss off some vitriolic bon mot and an evil
>> > > laugh? I'd like to know. Without exception, every single shit-
>> > > disturbing asswipe presents himself as all hat and no cattle,
>> > > blathering on about things they've done--dazzling musical
>> > > performances, brilliantly incisive writing, blahblahblah.... And when
>> > > there's actually something there, either it's the most execrable,
>> > > poorly realized masturbatory swill, or else it's something that
>> > > they've simply stolen it and put their names on.
>>
>> > > Am I wrong? Please tell me I'm wrong. Hell, I'd be open to any sort of
>> > > creative endeavour here--writing, art, music, science...hell,
>> > > ANYTHING--? All we seem to get is bupkis.
>>
>> > > You know, that's got to be their problem. Maybe there's a solution--
>> > > maybe if we can find these idiots something to do with their hands, if
>> > > they can be made to really create a little something or other--hey,
>> > > even 'tards can weave baskets! Perhaps if they actually did something
>> > > small, they might start feeling a little self-esteem and really start
>> > > DOING something worthwhile, besides trolling newsgroups full of self-
>> > > proclaimed weirdos in a pitiably lame attempt to give themselves the
>> > > dubious feeling that they really exist and/or matter.
>>
>> > > What could they be trained to do?
>> > > .
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>> > We can't wait for someone fully-formed to arrive and exhibit. That
>> > way, we get only wounded wannabe's who are damaged goods, and we're
>> > their next-to-last stop before a long walk on a short pier. Rather, I
>> > feel sure, there are hidden talents and accomplishments amongst the
>> > bent-but-not-broken alt.slackers, SubGenii have been characterized as
>> > shy extroverts; we want to brag about what we've done, but that would
>> > leave us vulnerable to ridicule or worse - it could lead to stalking
>> > from the the kookbots. So the default is "Act like a dumbshit, and
>> > they'll treat you as an equal".
>>
>> > It's obvious, we have some truly dangerous satirical poets around
>> > here. Skull has revealed that he knows about military ordinance, and
>> > structural steel. If I recall correctly, Artemia Salina knows about
>> > metallurgy. Computer programmers and techies abound. Tater's buddy
>> > invented a multi-stringed instrument. These accomplishments may have
>> > little or nothing to do with one's ability to swim and thrive in the
>> > alt.slack ooze. �But it gives us a grounding in the 3-D world, that
>> > may be the difference in Stang staring at microbiologites, and Janor
>> > living in a cardboard box. The difference in Tater posing Mensa math
>> > quizzes, and J'Lahn expecting us to genuflect and declare him the Mess-
>> > iah. The difference in Archie's invisible music, and Just John's
>> > downloadable and listenable proof-of-talent. I could go on...and on;
>> > it's what I do, all day long, is have conversations in my head with
>> > people who can't listen. My accomplishment is, that I refrain from
>> > laying it all on you folks. And I shovel snow between slack sessions.
>>
>> > I hope to see alt.slack flooded with posts about things that people
>> > actually do; slackers, their friends and neighbours, people we happen
>> > to know about. Let's not leave any room for random access hungry
>> > ghosts, because we can't feed them what they crave anyway.
>>
>> RastaBillyBob, I respect the way you wrest your slack from the land.
>> You're our John Galt with a SubGenius mindset. But no, I'm not
>> addressing the amazingly vast creativity of SubGeniuses at large--we
>> already did a long thread about that. This is all about the cranks and
>> nutcases who fling themselves at our windshields demanding attention,
>> and of how undeserving they are of it.- Hide quoted text -
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>None of us deserve anything... and we won't get anything unless we
>take it to some degree. the nature of getting attenion means you need
>to go out there and risk making an ass of yourself. everyone of us
>who has ever tried to create something new and different, or even just
>create something that is a new interpertation of something old knows
>that sometimes things go terribly wrong. people may think your a
>hack, that your untallented, derivative, unrefined or what have you.
>it takes persistance and years of struggle... and even that doesn't
>gaurantee positive attention. to develope your own voice or even to
>figure out what metaphorical language you want to speak in is a long
>hoe to row.
>
>unfortunately a number of folks on this group realize that they can
>just act like fuckwits and everyone will hate them (not empowering
>subgenii hate i speak of so often, but the stupid pink kind). Even
>though everyone hates them, they can say to themselves "at least it's
>everyone taking the time to recognize me."
>
>as can be seen since the great silencing of a few weeks back; when
>these cretins are deprived of that negative attention they crave so
>badly, they become desperate and try to be as horrible as they can
>be. This is instead of going back and thinking about how to make what
>they do better. they know how hard it is to be good, it takes not
>just extrodinairy effort but time, imagination, practice and a thick
>skin. all it takes to be an irriataning scumbag is desperation and
>the will to follow their pathetic urge to be shitty intentionally.
>
>the trolls on this board are the type who instead of infusing
>themselves with positive mutations to be more capable and apealing
>yeti, instead choose to wollow in their own fetid similacrum of lives
>and complain that the problem is with those who do not like the stink
>of their shit. the digital equivilent to being mad at a cute girl for
>not offering your 5000lb unwhiped ass a pity fuck for being such a
>worthless stain on the whole of creation.
>
>their presence dosn't JUST make them look like jerks, it makes anyone
>who is a truely seeking seeker of little experiance seem like a
>fuckwit too just because their young and stupid (a point i openly
>recognize about myself). they tire those elders who would normally be
>willing to begrudgingly tollerate the larval subgenii in their
>pathetic attempts to fist their own DNA into something more useful...
>if not for the fact that they have been being assaled by a legion of
>two assed quadapaligic poodle worms. They arn't even tollerable
>enough to be called bobbies, they are THINGS without thingyness,
>aetheral nothings who's only semblace of strength comes from the fact
>that they are ghosts of intagable mist. they can only be by not
>truely existing.
>
>my hope is that they wake up one day. truely detach from the machine
>and figure out that their is a body and mind behind the incoherent
>voice that they use to violate whoever they can oozo over with their
>greezy ectoplasm.
>
>Stang was right, it's not a good sign for any of us.
Bitch, you sound weak as hell!!!!! Get that shit the fuck outta here, ho!!!!!
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not a ho, but thank you ;)
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