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Dead Mangled Pigeon

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Dec 16, 2009, 6:07:12 PM12/16/09
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These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of glass.
Look like dildos. Dunno what they sound like. It ain't what you listen to,
it's what you do when you listen to it. What's your opinion, Alex? Merry
fucking Christmas. The fuck.


Marcus Houlden

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Dec 16, 2009, 6:30:04 PM12/16/09
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On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:07:12 -0000, Dead Mangled Pigeon <qrnq_znat...@zfa.pbz>
wrote the following to uk.misc:

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> These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of glass.
> Look like dildos. Dunno what they sound like. It ain't what you listen to,
> it's what you do when you listen to it.

With a description like that, I think it's more a matter of what you do with
the speakers when you listen to them. Thoughts of the subwoofer bring a tear
to the eye.

mh.
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Dead Mangled Pigeon

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Dec 16, 2009, 6:47:03 PM12/16/09
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"Marcus Houlden" <sp...@nukesoft.co.uk> wrote

>> These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of
>> glass.
>> Look like dildos. Dunno what they sound like. It ain't what you listen
>> to,
>> it's what you do when you listen to it.
>
> With a description like that, I think it's more a matter of what you do
> with
> the speakers when you listen to them. Thoughts of the subwoofer bring a
> tear

> to the anal membrane.

Yea, them's the ones.


Marcus Houlden

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:12:38 PM12/16/09
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On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:47:03 -0000, Dead Mangled Pigeon <qrnq_znat...@zfa.pbz>

wrote the following to uk.misc:

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Wikipedia mentions "multiple entry horns" and "tapered quarter-wave pipes".
Not an image I want to dwell on.

Steve Firth

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:10:22 PM12/16/09
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Dead Mangled Pigeon <qrnq_znat...@zfa.pbz> wrote:

> These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of glass.
> Look like dildos.

Umm no, they look like jagged glass bricks. These look like dildos:

http://tinyurl.com/ya7zm6z

Same maker, mind.

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Dead Mangled Pigeon

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Dec 16, 2009, 7:19:54 PM12/16/09
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"Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message
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Assa wonz. Cheers, Grandad.


Marcus Houlden

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Dec 16, 2009, 8:00:59 PM12/16/09
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On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:15:33 +0000, Cherry Chapstick <az...@invalid.really.really>

wrote the following to uk.misc:

> On 16 Dec 2009 23:30:04 GMT, Marcus Houlden <sp...@nukesoft.co.uk>


> wrote:
>
>>> These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of glass.
>>> Look like dildos. Dunno what they sound like. It ain't what you listen to,
>>> it's what you do when you listen to it.
>>
>>With a description like that, I think it's more a matter of what you do with
>>the speakers when you listen to them. Thoughts of the subwoofer bring a tear
>>to the eye.
>

> Don't give him ideas.

I'll be happy to give him a hand if he needs his woofers and tweeters
installing.

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Marcus Houlden

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Dec 17, 2009, 9:58:24 AM12/17/09
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On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:24:47 +0000, August West <aug...@kororaa.com>

wrote the following to uk.misc:

>
> The entity calling itself Marcus Houlden wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:15:33 +0000, Cherry Chapstick <az...@invalid.really.really>
>> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>>
>>> On 16 Dec 2009 23:30:04 GMT, Marcus Houlden <sp...@nukesoft.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of glass.
>>>>> Look like dildos. Dunno what they sound like. It ain't what you listen to,
>>>>> it's what you do when you listen to it.
>>>>
>>>>With a description like that, I think it's more a matter of what you do with
>>>>the speakers when you listen to them. Thoughts of the subwoofer bring a tear
>>>>to the eye.
>>>
>>> Don't give him ideas.
>>
>> I'll be happy to give him a hand if he needs his woofers and tweeters
>> installing.
>

> Ey, Pidge, you've pulled here, mate!

If he doesn't want them installing, so much the better.

Sol-Terrasa mkfs ext4 da' Sussex

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Dec 19, 2009, 12:54:41 PM12/19/09
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On Thu, 2009-12-17 at 00:15 +0000, Cherry Chapstick wrote:
> >With a description like that, I think it's more a matter of what you
> do with
> >the speakers when you listen to them. Thoughts of the subwoofer bring
> a tear
> >to the eye.
>
> Don't give him ideas.

Aren't we all adults in here, innit?
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Sol-Terrasa mkfs ext4 da' Sussex

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Dec 19, 2009, 12:54:09 PM12/19/09
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Imagine the scenario where you could listen to music coming from your
favourite partner's nether regions... The fuck!

Dead Mangled Pigeon

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Dec 19, 2009, 2:36:13 PM12/19/09
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"Sol-Terrasa mkfs ext4 da' Sussex" <alex....@munted.org.uk> wrote

>> fucking Christmas. The fuck.
>
> Imagine the scenario where you could listen to music coming from your
> favourite partner's nether regions... The fuck!

Jordan has a toatoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.

If you put your ear to it you can smell the sea.


Marcus Houlden

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Dec 19, 2009, 3:28:38 PM12/19/09
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On Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:54:09 +0000, Sol-Terrasa mkfs ext4 da' Sussex <alex....@munted.org.uk>
wrote the following to uk.misc:

> On Wed, 2009-12-16 at 23:07 +0000, Dead Mangled Pigeon wrote:
>> These are called Hardon Inmycar or something and they are made out of
>> glass.
>> Look like dildos. Dunno what they sound like. It ain't what you listen
>> to,
>> it's what you do when you listen to it. What's your opinion, Alex?
>> Merry
>> fucking Christmas. The fuck.
>
> Imagine the scenario where you could listen to music coming from your
> favourite partner's nether regions... The fuck!

Might put a downer on the occasion if they're a big Pink Floyd fan and
Comfortably Numb starts blasting forth at an inopportune moment.

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