[OT] You have two cows...
James Davies
amazing 8ft STICK OF CHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE ahem.
and this. It made me smile.
It was also the funniest post I could find that wasn't too disgusting to
post
James
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You Have Two Cows...
FEUDALISM You have 2 cows. Your Lord takes some of the Milk
FASCISM You have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care
of them and sells you the Milk
PURE COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. Your neighbours take care of them and you
all share the milk.
APPLIED COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. You have to take care of them but the
government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
MILITARISM You have 2 cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY You have 2 cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go
mad. The government doesn't do anything.
EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY You have 2 cows. At first the government regulates what
you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you no to milk
them. After that it takes both, shoots one and milks the other, pouring the
milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms regarding the
missing cows.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY You have 2 cows. The government fines you for keeping
2 unlicensed farm animals in your apartment.
CAPITALISM You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a Bull
HONG KONG CAPITALISM You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly
listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the
bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that
you can get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows. The
milk rights of 6 cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a
Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority
shareholder, who sells the rights to all 7 cows milk back to the listed
company. The annual report says that the company owns 8 cows, with an option
on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because of bad Feng Shui.
TOTALITARIANISM You have 2 cows. The government takes both and denies
they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is
a symbol of the phallucentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two
differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of unspecified
gender.
SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take
harmonica lessons
And people say that they can't understand politics!
Lt. Cmdr. Jim
"James Davies" <jaw...@smallfoot.com> wrote in message
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> Whilst going through my old Yahoo mail account I found two things - my
> amazing 8ft STICK OF CHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE
ahem.
> and this. It made me smile.
>
> It was also the funniest post I could find that wasn't too disgusting to
> post
>
> James
Thanks, it's been a while since I've seen that one, and it bears reposting
now and again.
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