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Sofa - Spud

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:43:18 AM11/23/09
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Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!

That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.

Anyone spot Thaila Zucchi lookalike behind Michael Sheen?

Jeff Lawrence

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:53:16 AM11/23/09
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The TG gang turned up at HT at the Riverside on Saturday actually as
they've been filming something at the nearby MIMA art gallery this
weekend.Their apperance was certainly a lot more entertaining than the
game I have to say!
http://www.mfc.premiumtv.co.uk/articles/top-gear-trios-riverside-buzz-20091122_70639_1882869
Cheers
Jeff

AC

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:16:44 AM11/23/09
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"Sofa - Spud" <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:hedeeq$f4t$2...@news.eternal-september.org...

> Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!

It was a vary funny episode, and the cock was a highlight.

>
> That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.

Not sure about that. Hammonds seating seemed consistent with the TVR
chassis. You could be right though.

AC

michael adams

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:23:50 AM11/23/09
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"Sofa - Spud" <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!
>
> That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.


The whole thing was a milk float with a funny body mounted
on it IMO. Otherwise it's hard to see how they'd have got
the necessary certificates or whatever to drive it on public
roads. Certainly without it taking months and it costing
thousands.

>
> Anyone spot Thaila Zucchi lookalike behind Michael Sheen?

There were two pleasant looking young ladies, one blonde one dark
behind Hammond and maybe May during one piece of dialogue.

As usual loads of jokes you'd need to see the second time
around to be sure of catching

The retard button in the wind tunnel they used to summon Hammond;
the green driver Janet Stig Porter. Didn't know Michael Sheen was
Welsh either. Clarkson: "Tom Jones is just above Helen Mirren
on the leader board" Sheen:"Not the only time he's been on top
of her either, I've heard".


michael adams

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Fred X

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:00:32 AM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:43:18 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

> Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!
>
> That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.
>
> Anyone spot Thaila Zucchi lookalike behind Michael Sheen?

Presumably the production crew did and dragged her to the
front!

I'm getting a little bored with some of the jokes now though,
as you can see them coming a mile off like when the TGF??
body fell off the fork lift trucks. And you could tell that
Sheen was going to have a competitive time around the track
as he was throwing that car around the corners!

Also Charlie Brooker wrote a very funny column about celebs
whoring themselves in these Christmas adverts and he referred
to Hammond as an "unkempt mouse" and watching last night's
episode, it seems he is right! Clarkson is no longer the
one with the worst hairstyle on Top Gear.

Fred X

Jeff Lawrence

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:05:01 AM11/23/09
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On 23 nov, 15:00, "Fred X" <alexs...@himki.net> wrote:

> Also Charlie Brooker wrote a very funny column about celebs
> whoring themselves in these Christmas adverts and he referred
> to Hammond as an "unkempt mouse" and watching last night's
> episode, it seems he is right! Clarkson is no longer the
> one with the worst hairstyle on Top Gear.

http://www.hattrick.co.uk/uploads/uploads/17286243.jpg
Cheers
Jeff

allanbonnetracy

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:41:36 PM11/23/09
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>
> Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!
>
> That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.
>

It's a diesel electric, I got the idea off a railway locomotive.

Could see some of the jokes coming but this was still the funniest in
a long while.

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:20:30 PM11/23/09
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I heard on Radio 5 that they needed special makeup for the HD channel -
thats why May's hair was more primped last week!

Fred X

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Nov 24, 2009, 10:33:10 AM11/24/09
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But he has been outside so it has been messed up. Hammond's is
a mess even when he is in the studio!

Fred X

Fred X

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Nov 24, 2009, 10:34:50 AM11/24/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:20:30 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

Special make up? Hammond will be pleased.

Fred X

Halmyre

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Nov 24, 2009, 11:50:05 AM11/24/09
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In article <op.u3wn5...@skynet.wag54gs>, alex...@himki.net says...

He probably paid a colossal amount of money to have that mess created.
Speaking of which, did anyone spot Stevie Nicks' barnet in the recent
Fleetwood Mac Family Tree documentary?

--
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This is the most powerful sigfile in the world and will probably blow your
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Basil Jet

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Nov 24, 2009, 12:47:05 PM11/24/09
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Halmyre wrote:
> In article <op.u3wn5...@skynet.wag54gs>, alex...@himki.net
> says...
>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:05:01 -0000, Jeff Lawrence
>> <jeff.l...@orange.nl> wrote:
>>
>>> On 23 nov, 15:00, "Fred X" <alexs...@himki.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Also Charlie Brooker wrote a very funny column about celebs
>>>> whoring themselves in these Christmas adverts and he referred
>>>> to Hammond as an "unkempt mouse" and watching last night's
>>>> episode, it seems he is right! Clarkson is no longer the
>>>> one with the worst hairstyle on Top Gear.
>>>
>>> http://www.hattrick.co.uk/uploads/uploads/17286243.jpg
>>
>> But he has been outside so it has been messed up. Hammond's is
>> a mess even when he is in the studio!
>
> He probably paid a colossal amount of money to have that mess created.

Since he has a job that involves standing in front of a camera outdoors, he
should take that into account when choosing his hairstyle.

> Speaking of which, did anyone spot Stevie Nicks' barnet in the recent
> Fleetwood Mac Family Tree documentary?

http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/stevie10.gif
Hehehe.

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We are the Strasbourg. Referendum is futile.


Halmyre

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Nov 24, 2009, 12:54:36 PM11/24/09
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In article <y_UOm.30145$lb6....@newsfe19.ams2>,
jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.demon.co.uk says...

Oh no no no no no. It was much worse than that!

yaffle53

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:03:50 PM11/24/09
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On 24 Nov, 17:47, "Basil Jet" <jo...@journeyflow.spamspam.demon.co.uk>
wrote:

> http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/stevie10.gif
> Hehehe.

Ah, I've heard she likes a cockatoo. This proves it.
Cheers
Jeff

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:48:29 PM11/24/09
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michael adams wrote:
> "Sofa - Spud" <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:hedeeq$f4t$2...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!
>>
>> That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.
>
>
> The whole thing was a milk float with a funny body mounted
> on it IMO. Otherwise it's hard to see how they'd have got
> the necessary certificates or whatever to drive it on public
> roads. Certainly without it taking months and it costing
> thousands.

They confused us with the number plate - just because we saw it on the
TVR doesn't mean that's where it belonged. Wondered why the TVR was
scrapped though - that engine must be worth a fortune.

>
>> Anyone spot Thaila Zucchi lookalike behind Michael Sheen?
>
> There were two pleasant looking young ladies, one blonde one dark
> behind Hammond and maybe May during one piece of dialogue.

Blonde behind sheen - very expressive face.

>
> As usual loads of jokes you'd need to see the second time
> around to be sure of catching
>
> The retard button in the wind tunnel they used to summon Hammond;
> the green driver Janet Stig Porter. Didn't know Michael Sheen was
> Welsh either. Clarkson: "Tom Jones is just above Helen Mirren
> on the leader board" Sheen:"Not the only time he's been on top
> of her either, I've heard".
>

Great stuff.

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:50:41 PM11/24/09
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They've got a great following - great sense of humour and I think people
really appreciate that. Of course many media critics don't like it
but what the hell.

Fred X

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Nov 25, 2009, 10:43:18 AM11/25/09
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On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:48:29 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

> michael adams wrote:
>> "Sofa - Spud" <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:hedeeq$f4t$2...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> Clarkson with a cock drawn on his head!
>>>
>>> That was the chassis off the milk float given how wide it was.
>> The whole thing was a milk float with a funny body mounted
>> on it IMO. Otherwise it's hard to see how they'd have got
>> the necessary certificates or whatever to drive it on public
>> roads. Certainly without it taking months and it costing
>> thousands.
>
> They confused us with the number plate - just because we saw it on the
> TVR doesn't mean that's where it belonged. Wondered why the TVR was
> scrapped though - that engine must be worth a fortune.
>
>>
>>> Anyone spot Thaila Zucchi lookalike behind Michael Sheen?
>> There were two pleasant looking young ladies, one blonde one dark
>> behind Hammond and maybe May during one piece of dialogue.
>
> Blonde behind sheen - very expressive face.
>

I doubt if they'll ever have anyone to top the Joss Stone look a like
from a few series ago. Most of the attractive women in the TG audience
these days seem to be trying too hard for my tastes.

Fred X

Sofa - Spud

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:50:13 PM11/26/09
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Now they realise people notice - they must look at places like this for
opinions - they put good looking ladies there.

here's the Joss Stone lookalike

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/655/topgeartotty1tt3.jpg

Jeff Lawrence

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Nov 26, 2009, 3:14:28 PM11/26/09
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On 26 Nov, 19:50, Sofa - Spud <comfyso...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

> here's the Joss Stone lookalike
>

> http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/655/topgeartotty1tt3.jpg- Hide quoted text -

The one behind Richard (with the neckerchief thing) is much better
looking.
Cheers
Jeff

Fred X

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:24:22 AM11/27/09
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:50:13 -0000, Sofa - Spud <comfy...@hotmail.co.uk>
wrote:

*sigh* What has always struck me is that she is very tall for a woman! She
must be at least 5'10".

Fred X

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