Jack :-)
> Is there any celebs on here? It's just I got the impression from someone
> else that there is!
We did have a famous author, but he flounced.
Ian
Someone said that Adam Woodyatt may be on here?
Jack :-)
He's not on here. He posts to a different group. You won't find him here.
So are you seriously Adam Woodyatt?
> So are you seriously Adam Woodyatt?
Of course he is. He's been here for ages. It's just that you were asking
about any *celebrities* being here.
Ian
Have fun boys, we've got a live one here!
--
"I've challenged the mighty Titan *and* his troubadours"
Seriosuly?
Seriously? I'm believing you because I've been told he comes on here and he
goes on other forum boards too.
At one point Keith Chegwin lurked in here.
--
Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
> Seriosuly?
I had to Google Mr Woodyat to see who the hell he was.
I thought you said celebrity?
Regards
Mark
An EastEnders exec producer used to post to rec.arts.tv.uk.eastenders,
but he departed when the regulars failed to acknowledge his godhood.
Half of Grant Naylor (can't remember which) used to post to
alt.tv.reddwarf. Maybe he still does, but I gave up on the group after
the hundredth flamewar over sig lengths.
Jerry Brown
--
A cat may look at a king
(but probably won't bother)
My celebrity seeking friend, you should ignore the likes of Mr Woodyatt; he
is small fry amongst the larger piscine types that lurk and occasionally
post in this esteemed group.
I 'ate you for this. I'll get you, Butler.
It was Doug Naylor.
But he was never a regular as such.
Col
> It was Doug Naylor.
> But he was never a regular as such.
I think the OP is probably a fan-type. As such, he may be better off
somewhere other than here!
Ian
I've got all the autographs!
Jack :-)
Yeah he is. I played paintball against him when he used to be a member
of Bart's Stud Squad didn't I Adam.
>Jack Kirk wrote:
>> Is there any celebs on here? It's just I got the impression from
>> someone else that there is!
>
>At one point Keith Chegwin lurked in here.
Tv Writer Johhny Byrne used to post a many years ago, though it might
have been in r.a.t.u.t.m
Is that his MySpace or a fan?
LOL.. I see his record doesn't change, but at least he isn't doing it here:)
> LOL.. I see his record doesn't change, but at least he isn't doing it
> here:)
He has 14 friends, including Nick Drake who is dead.
Ian
'Christopher Barker has 14 friends'
Does not compute, does not compute, does not compute....
Col
Oh dear.
lol
"0 Comments 0 Kudos". Ain't that the truth!
<groucho>
I'll bet he's only using that as an excuse
--
Halmyre
Wouldn't you?
Good times, Mike. Shame about the squad breaking up after all that fuss
about the... incident.
As if anyone would pretend to be Adam Woodyatt.
Live and let live I say Adam. what you lads got up to in the privacy
of your tent was your business. Just a shame we could hear you from
the other side of the site, that's all. Still, they kept it out of the
tournamnet write up in Splat magazine, that's the main thing.
Well we did have the guy who had the hit in the 70's with
'Jeans On'. Buggered if I can remember his name now......
Col
David Dundas?
Why do I remember this bloody trivia but I can't remember...erm, I
can't remember what I can't remember...
--
Halmyre
I know :)
Ian F was his agent, or had something to do with his career, IIRC.
Col
>>> Well we did have the guy who had the hit in the 70's with
>>> 'Jeans On'. Buggered if I can remember his name now......
>> David Dundas?
> I know :)
> Ian F was his agent, or had something to do with his career, IIRC.
I expect we will be seeing Dom on a crap sitcom within 2 years. Which
reminds me that David Baddiel flamed us once in the Sun newsrag, when he
used to sleep with Frank Skinner.
Mike Hall
Wasn't he some sort of tent? A teepee or a marquee or summat?
--
Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Yep:))) Not forgetting that once the police have dealt with the
miscreant.... they will have HIM to deal with!!!
>>>>
>>> http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=253371703&blogId=478519292
>>
>> LOL.. I see his record doesn't change, but at least he isn't doing it
>> here:)
>
> The police are looking into it... only 65 million suspects to interview.
>
> --
if we had to have an author named C Barker here why couldn't it be clive
barker ?
--
Gareth.
that fly...... is your magic wand....
> Ian F was his agent, or had something to do with his career, IIRC.
It was just that he had the office above me in the early 80s.
Ian
ROFLMAO!!
As popular as ever, eh?
It'll be "Cock Piss Barker" down the side of the Chrysler next. :)
>Jack Kirk wrote:
>> Is there any celebs on here? It's just I got the impression from
>> someone else that there is!
>
>At one point Keith Chegwin lurked in here.
I was going to say that Keith was quite big in his day, but then I
remembered that one-off quiz show that he did....
> I was going to say that Keith was quite big in his day, but then I
> remembered that one-off quiz show that he did....
Could you imagine a nude Cheggers Plays Pop? If you can, please report to
the police station and confess whatever serious crime you have previously
committed.
Mike Hall
I have no doubt at all that he'll be back. He's still banging on about
John Pelan over at alt.books.ghost.fiction so he hasn't left the
building -quite- yet.
Willie
Unfortunately, I am sure you are right:(
This is a very serious flounce.
But he's flounced for several weeks at a time before, and still
come back. Too early to tell....
Despite the odd funny moment it was mostly recycled rubbish
to I don't really miss him.
Col
True enough, but I can live in hope:)
Ah, you don't remember The Baker Street Irregulars then?
They were in a children's series which featured Arthur Conan-Doyle's
Sherlock Holmes character but, of which, the name evades me. It wasn't
the Young Sherlock Holmes film made by, I think, Steven Spielberg, nor
the similar series of about that time set in the US featuring a
dashing young logician named Quentin E Deverell and airing on the ITV
network on Saturday teatime.
And nor did he feature in any of the Basil Rathbone era post-war
monochrome classics (that was Richard O'Sullivan, IIRC, or perhaps
George Cole).
Perhaps interestingly, though, neither Woodyatt, O'Sullivan or Cole
has obviously pierced ears and none of them was known to be an
injecting drug-user. Which just about does it for any argument that
television is bad for us!
> Regards
>
> Mark
G DAEB
COPYRIGHT (C) 2009 SIPSTON
--
Actually, that's not fair. He also deals in second-hand books, as well
as providing editing services, and was somewhat non-specific about
whether it was Victorian-era Gothic fiction by other people or
Victorian-era-set Gothic fiction by himself which Barrie Humphries
bought off him.
LOL
LOl, and still titlting at cabbages I see.
>On Mon, 4 May 2009, Ophelia wrote:
>
>> Mike Plowman wrote:
>>> On Sun, 3 May 2009 19:26:27 +0100, "Ian F."
>>> <wowfab...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Jack Kirk" <jack...@virginmedia.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:V6lLl.23530$OO7....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>>
>>>>> Is there any celebs on here? It's just I got the impression from
>>>>> someone else that there is!
>>>>
>>>> We did have a famous author, but he flounced.
>>>>
>>> http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=253371703&blogId=478519292
>>
>> LOL.. I see his record doesn't change, but at least he isn't doing it here:)
>
>The police are looking into it... only 65 million suspects to interview.
What a lying cunt. Like the cops are going to be interested in his
seven punctures. He probably reported it to his MEP as well.
He's desperately name checking me and UMTM in another group in an
attempt to drag a new argument over there back to this board, but I'm
not playing.
Obvious troll is just -too- obvious :)
Willie
Attaboy:)))
> Attaboy:)))
Seconded! Well done. Don't give him an excuse to come back and then blame
us!
Ian
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Such hypocrisy.
It probably won't surprise many of the malcontents that a well-wisher
has alerted me to the fact that despite numerous claims to the
contrary, several of you just can't stop yourselves from obsessing
about me. "We'll quickly forget you ever existed" they have often
squealed. But that's clearly not the case, is it? Whether it be Mike
"Racist" Plowman, dumped by his wife and now [presumably] eking out a
lonely existence in a small flat above a Bicester chip shop; or Ian
"Incredible Sulk" F, whose life is so empty he has to solicit stag-
night input from equally friendless UMTMers at his sleazy LA wedding;
or Alan "I'm A Lover, Im A Poet, I'm A Sad Twitterer" Hope who likes
to jerk off splenetically in a forum dedicated to television he
doesn't even watch; to Willy "Slaphead" Mickle, a liar and hypocrite
on many levels. Miekle has apparently recently claimed that I'm
desperately seeking his attention elsewhere. I rather think not. Has
no one seen his photograph? He would appeal to neither man, woman nor
beast, resembling one of those faces you see on Interpol "Most Wanted
Sex Criminal" lists. If ever they make a sequel to "Manhunter" then
Slaphead Willy is surely a dead cert.
But could this be the same Willy Muckle who churns out slurry by the
vat-load and calls himself a writer, even though his renumeration from
said profession is so low that he had to decamp (I use the word ill-
advisedly) to the North Pole to get a job as a weather-records clerk,
where he spends all of his time getting soused and posting to a
hundred different message boards? The same Mucky Willy who resigned in
humiliation from the Shocklines discussion forum a year ago after he
was caught out disparaging both the forum and its many of its members
at The Other Dark Place, but who quietly sneaked back in a few months
ago, so shallow are his principles, and so desperate is he for
recognition as a hack writer of stories that surely qualify as
"shitola?" No, it couldn't possibly be: that would make him a
shameless, spineless hypocrite........
As for the rest of you.....vomiting shallow insights into lightweight
political and media matters in an offensively sexist and racist
manner. What a shower of pus you truly are. As my well-wisher has
pointed out, you lot can't even spell "hypocrisy" let alone grasp the
meaning of the word.
And for the record, Mr Daeb, or Sipston, or whatever stupid moniker
you cower under, you are very wide of the mark regarding your
specuations viz BH, to say nothing of being hypocritically prurient.
BH is an acquiantance of mine, but then again, so are many other
people, some you undoubtedly will have heard of, some you certainly
won't. The fact that I possess a clutch of books bearing BH's
bookplate signifies nothing excpet that we occassionaly swap books. I
have books formerly owned by M R James and Robert Aickman but all that
signifies is that we share an interest in a specific branch of
literature. It isn't rocket science to deduce this but apparently it
lies beyond your grasp. Anyway, I suggest you keep your wild
speculations to yourself lest you inadvertently tread on the toes of
someone who resents your intrusive and - let's face it, hypocritical -
interest in my life.
Every person I have referenced on my website has been pestered,
libelled or derided in UMTM. This is blatantly hypocritical, to say
nothing of exhibiting much in the way of envy. I suggest you hopeless,
impotent gaggle of under-achievers concentrate your efforts on putting
your own affairs in order and leave others - those you 'claim' to
despise and ignore - to get on with their lives. I have various
projects which are bearing fruit but clearly this is a cause of much
rancour and jealousy in certain quarters, so much so that you just
can't stop yourselves from going on about me.
You lot couldn't ignore me if you tried. It's pathetic on many levels.
Get a life!
CB
[Back to ignoring you.]
PS. 'Hi' to Krusty.
Dear sir
Thank you for your circular. Please do not send any more.
or madman
> Thank you for your circular. Please do not send any more.
Never humour the simple minded. It always ends in a flounce and tears.
shit...
FFS, you're like a man stuck in a revolving door!
--
Halmyre
behaving like one stuck in a zipper.
ROLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No, I didnt bother to read any of it:))))
I told you he'd be back. And still as shamelessly stupid as ever.
Willie
> It probably won't surprise many of the malcontents that a well-wisher
> has alerted me to the fact that despite numerous claims to the
> contrary, several of you just can't stop yourselves from obsessing
> about me. "We'll quickly forget you ever existed" they have often
> squealed. But that's clearly not the case, is it?
It never will be when you keep reinforcing your comical reputation of
not keeping your word about never returning. Have you considered this
so-called well-wisher (be he real or imagined) isn't so much a well-
wisher as a wind-up merchant who knows full well you won't be able to
resist sticking your head in the stocks again?
Yep, you soitently did:)))
Is this the same Barking who resigned in humiliation from UMTM only a
few weeks ago but who quietly sneaked back in today so shallow are
his principles, and so desperate is he for recognition No, it
couldn't possibly be: that would make him a shameless, spineless
hypocrite...
Willie
> I told you he'd be back. And still as shamelessly stupid as ever.
*sigh* Sadly it was inevitable. And apparently I got married in LA!
Ian
> Have you considered this so-called well-wisher (be he real or imagined)
He's imagined. Barking's been checking our posts for references to himself
ever since he flounced.
Ian
And apparently there was no sequel to Manhunter.
And apparently Newfoundland is in the far north, and not south of
Norwich at all
And apparently... oh, sod it, he's just too thick to be worth the
bother
Willie
Without doubt!
Heaven forfend!!!!!!!
Bah! Take no notice. He is just jealous that you sell books!
What can I say....................
lol
I only skimmed through it to see if I got a namecheck.
I didn't.
Bah!
Col
The one who said he was leaving UMTM, never to return, that
Barking you mean?
I could find that flounce post if I could be arsed, but we all
know what it said.....
Col
Ooooh never thought of that!! Did *I* get a name check??? Did I?? But did I
though??
I'm not saying.
You're going have to look through that drivel in order to find out.
You know you want to :)
Col
ROFLMAOOOOOOO !!!! Good catch, Frooty! LOL
--
Enzo
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Couldn't tell you. I've only read the follow-ups, because they are from
people I actually like. I was somewhat determined to avoid contributing to
the thread, but I just had to laugh at Froot Bat's hilarious comment! LOL
yers:)) As for t'other article, I don't really want to know:)
ewwwwwwwwwww I think not!!!
So you don't want to know what he called you, then?
Col
Thwap 'im, RO! You know you want to!
Thwap *you* for stirring it:))
I really couldn't plough through the sort of drivel he puts out to find out
thank you:) It looked very long didn't it?
<innocent>
Me?!?!?!?!?!
</innocent>
Yeah! Right!!!
>>
>> So you don't want to know what he called you, then?
>
> I really couldn't plough through the sort of drivel he puts out to find
> out thank you:) It looked very long didn't it?
He didn't actually mention you at all to be honest :)
Col
I feel that I've been impugned.
Impugned, I say! Impugned!!!! :-p
> It probably won't surprise many of the malcontents that a well-wisher
> has alerted me
"well-wisher" - now I know for sure that you are lying.
You will feel a clip around the lug'ole as well if you are not careful!
He always gives himself away:)
Awwwwwwwwwww:)
>On May 8, 1:56�pm, "Ian F." <wowfabgro...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>> "williemeikle" <meiklewill...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:6817f482-2cd3-4f5b...@r13g2000vbr.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> > I told you he'd be back. And still as shamelessly stupid as ever.
>>
>> *sigh* Sadly it was inevitable. And apparently I got married in LA!
>>
>> Ian
>
>And apparently there was no sequel to Manhunter.
Yeah, Brian Cox is the One True Lecter (or Lecktor)
>And apparently Newfoundland is in the far north, and not south of
>Norwich at all
>And apparently... oh, sod it, he's just too thick to be worth the
>bother
>
>Willie
>
>http://www.williammeikle.com
Jerry Brown
--
A cat may look at a king
(but probably won't bother)