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Paul Hyett

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May 28, 2008, 3:49:05 AM5/28/08
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All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
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Paul 'Charts Fan' Hyett

Robbie

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May 28, 2008, 7:20:28 AM5/28/08
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Paul Hyett wrote:
> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)

She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.

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Robbie

Wesley Mead

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May 28, 2008, 7:46:17 AM5/28/08
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Paul Hyett wrote:
> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)

Am I the only one who thinks she's not even close to "hot"?

Wes

AC

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May 28, 2008, 8:15:06 AM5/28/08
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"Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
news:M3tPmoCa...@blueyonder.co.uk...

> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
> --
> Paul 'Charts Fan' Hyett

Fuck the rest of them, I'd still give her a go. No pleasing some.

As one gets older one realises that there a shit loads of hot 40+ women.
Dunno if thats a me thing, or 40+ women make more effort these days.

Put it this way, I do the school run and I'm torn between the sixth form
totty in the senior school and the MILF and camel toe action in the primary
playground.

Or am I spoilt?

AC


Robbie

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May 28, 2008, 8:50:02 AM5/28/08
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same here - she has a slightly "horsey" face and a body that looks
underdeveloped.

That said, I wouldn't turn her down... though I'd kick her out of bed to
make the breakfast

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Robbie

Sam Nelson

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May 28, 2008, 11:52:22 AM5/28/08
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In article <FXb%j.32065$Ex2....@newsfe12.ams2>,

"AC" <xx...@xxxx.xxx> writes:
>
> "Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:M3tPmoCa...@blueyonder.co.uk...
> > All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
>
> Fuck the rest of them, I'd still give her a go. No pleasing some.

Exactly. I'd be quite happy to, er, hang around, to watch Ms Minogue age.

> As one gets older one realises that there a shit loads of hot 40+ women.
> Dunno if thats a me thing, or 40+ women make more effort these days.

It's you. Er, us.



> Put it this way, I do the school run and I'm torn between the sixth form
> totty in the senior school and the MILF and camel toe action in the primary
> playground.
>
> Or am I spoilt?

I think not. An acquaintance put it this way: the older you get, the more
generations there are to appreciate. On one notable occasion, I was spoilt
for choice between the nursery nurse looking after one of my children and
her mother.

The real surprise for me was meeting, at a school `reunion, a woman that had
been really rather ordinary at school, but by her early 40s had turned into
an Utter Babe. I dunno how you'd go about predicting that. There were, of
course, many women at the same reunion that had gone the opposite way.
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SAm.

Paul Hyett

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May 28, 2008, 1:04:05 PM5/28/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 12:20:28, Robbie <ngrob...@hotmail.com> wrote
in uk.music.charts :

>Paul Hyett wrote:
>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
>
>She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>

She doesn't look anything like 20 years older than in her first video in
1988...

Of course, it is actually her bubbly girl-next-door personality, more
than her looks, that has kept her popular for the last 20 years.

It's not like there aren't other attractive female singers of a similar
age - Mariah Carey for example - but unlike Kylie, she comes across as a
spoiled, demanding, prima donna.
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Paul Hyett, Cheltenham (change 'invalid83261' to 'blueyonder' to email me)

Fred X

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May 28, 2008, 2:00:18 PM5/28/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 18:04:05 +0100, Paul Hyett
<vidc...@invalid83261.co.uk> wrote:

> On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 12:20:28, Robbie <ngrob...@hotmail.com> wrote
> in uk.music.charts :
>
>> Paul Hyett wrote:
>>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today...
>>> :)
>>
>> She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>>
> She doesn't look anything like 20 years older than in her first video in
> 1988...
>

Ahh, the wonders of Botox! That's why her forehead now looks like it's
made of plastic.

Fred X

Mike Plowman

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May 28, 2008, 3:11:25 PM5/28/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 17:04:05 GMT, Paul Hyett
<vidc...@invalid83261.co.uk> wrote:

>On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 12:20:28, Robbie <ngrob...@hotmail.com> wrote
>in uk.music.charts :
>
>>Paul Hyett wrote:
>>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
>>
>>She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>>
>She doesn't look anything like 20 years older than in her first video in
>1988...
>
>Of course, it is actually her bubbly girl-next-door personality, more
>than her looks, that has kept her popular for the last 20 years.
>
>It's not like there aren't other attractive female singers of a similar
>age - Mariah Carey for example - but unlike Kylie, she comes across as a
>spoiled, demanding, prima donna.

But equally just a singer. Nothing more.

Paul Hyett

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May 29, 2008, 4:49:21 AM5/29/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 20:11:25, Mike Plowman
<mike.p...@mydomain.net> wrote in uk.music.charts :

>>>>Kylie


>>
>>Of course, it is actually her bubbly girl-next-door personality, more
>>than her looks, that has kept her popular for the last 20 years.
>>
>>It's not like there aren't other attractive female singers of a similar
>>age - Mariah Carey for example - but unlike Kylie, she comes across as a
>>spoiled, demanding, prima donna.
>
>But equally just a singer. Nothing more.
>

I seem to be missing your point here?

Paul Hyett

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May 29, 2008, 4:49:21 AM5/29/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:00:18, Fred X <alex...@himki.net> wrote in
uk.music.charts :

>>>
>>> She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>>>
>> She doesn't look anything like 20 years older than in her first video
>>in 1988...
>>
>Ahh, the wonders of Botox! That's why her forehead now looks like it's
>made of plastic.

That's not the first thing *I* check out when I look at Kylie... :)

Richard Brooks

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May 29, 2008, 4:57:15 AM5/29/08
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Paul Hyett said the following on 29/05/2008 09:49:

> On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:00:18, Fred X <alex...@himki.net> wrote in
> uk.music.charts :
>>>>
>>>> She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>>>>
>>> She doesn't look anything like 20 years older than in her first video
>>> in 1988...
>>>
>> Ahh, the wonders of Botox! That's why her forehead now looks like it's
>> made of plastic.
>
> That's not the first thing *I* check out when I look at Kylie... :)

Is she the next candidate for the Drench water advert which has Brains
dancing in it at the moment?

Paul Hyett

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May 29, 2008, 1:25:16 PM5/29/08
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On Thu, 29 May 2008 at 09:57:15, Richard Brooks
<richar...@vickers-armstrongs.com> wrote in uk.music.charts :

>>>>
>>> Ahh, the wonders of Botox! That's why her forehead now looks like it's
>>> made of plastic.
>> That's not the first thing *I* check out when I look at Kylie... :)
>
>Is she the next candidate for the Drench water advert which has Brains
>dancing in it at the moment?

Water drenching - are we talking of wet t-shirt competitions here? :)

Poldie

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May 29, 2008, 1:35:06 PM5/29/08
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Being fat stops you from aging? I had noticed that there were not too
many very fat people over the age of around 45/50 but I'd assumed it
was for another reason...

Richard Brooks

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May 29, 2008, 2:42:37 PM5/29/08
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Paul Hyett said the following on 29/05/2008 18:25:

> On Thu, 29 May 2008 at 09:57:15, Richard Brooks
> <richar...@vickers-armstrongs.com> wrote in uk.music.charts :
>>>>>
>>>> Ahh, the wonders of Botox! That's why her forehead now looks like it's
>>>> made of plastic.
>>> That's not the first thing *I* check out when I look at Kylie... :)
>>
>> Is she the next candidate for the Drench water advert which has Brains
>> dancing in it at the moment?
>
> Water drenching - are we talking of wet t-shirt competitions here? :)

That'd be a cool advert. A marionette Kylie wobbling around to I'm
Spinning Around.

Robbie

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May 29, 2008, 3:39:58 PM5/29/08
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People who are ultra thin do seem to age quicker, looks wise. I don't
know why or how.

Not being ultra thin doesn't make someone fat...

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Robbie

middl...@googlemail.com

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May 29, 2008, 4:22:22 PM5/29/08
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On Thu, 29 May 2008 20:39:58 +0100, Robbie <ngrob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Poldie wrote:
>> On 28 May, 12:20, Robbie <ngrobbi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Paul Hyett wrote:
>>>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
>>> She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>>
>> Being fat stops you from aging? I had noticed that there were not too
>> many very fat people over the age of around 45/50 but I'd assumed it
>> was for another reason...
>
>People who are ultra thin do seem to age quicker, looks wise. I don't
>know why or how.

They have no fat to plump out the wrinkles.

Paul Hyett

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May 30, 2008, 4:17:47 AM5/30/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 12:20:28, Robbie <ngrob...@hotmail.com> wrote
in uk.music.charts :

>Paul Hyett wrote:


>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
>
>She's far too skinny - like many ultra thin women she'll age quickly.
>

But she isn't *too* skinny - she's the right weight for her height,
unlike many female pop stars...

The only time I've seen her looking too thin was during her cancer
treatment, and you can't have a better excuse than that!

Paulston

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May 30, 2008, 5:38:02 PM5/30/08
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Paul Hyett wrote:

> Water drenching - are we talking of wet t-shirt competitions here? :)

More like this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWmXRBW6bA

P


Paul Hyett

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May 31, 2008, 3:20:25 AM5/31/08
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On Fri, 30 May 2008 at 21:38:02, Paulston <pmc...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote in uk.music.charts :

Holy crap - I'm astonished *that* footage ever saw the light of day! :)

Lister

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May 31, 2008, 12:49:13 PM5/31/08
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On Sat, 31 May 2008 07:20:25 GMT, Paul Hyett
<vidc...@invalid83261.co.uk> wrote:

>On Fri, 30 May 2008 at 21:38:02, Paulston <pmc...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>wrote in uk.music.charts :
>
>>Paul Hyett wrote:
>>
>>> Water drenching - are we talking of wet t-shirt competitions here? :)
>>
>>More like this
>>
>>http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vCWmXRBW6bA
>
>Holy crap - I'm astonished *that* footage ever saw the light of day! :)


Nice :)

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May 31, 2008, 5:39:48 PM5/31/08
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On Sat, 31 May 2008 23:37:00 +0200, Magda wrote:

> On Sat, 31 May 2008 20:59:09 GMT, in uk.media.tv.misc, A Single Locust
> <loc...@hotmale.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Wed, 28 May 2008 11:46:17 GMT, Wesley Mead
> ... <dm007...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> ...
> ... >Paul Hyett wrote:
> ... >> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
> ... >
> ... >Am I the only one who thinks she's not even close to "hot"?
> ...
> ... No. She's too skinny and her tit is too small.
>
> And her other tit?

Why bring Martin into this?

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Paul Hyett

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 at 20:59:09, A Single Locust <loc...@hotmale.com>
wrote in uk.music.charts :
>
>>Paul Hyett wrote:
>>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
>>
>>Am I the only one who thinks she's not even close to "hot"?
>
>No. She's too skinny and her tit is too small.

This is a first - a woman between 16 & 50 that ASL doesn't fancy! :)

Sam Nelson

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Jun 1, 2008, 7:18:32 AM6/1/08
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In article <lsx1gLCV...@blueyonder.co.uk>,
vidc...@invalid83261.co.uk says...

> On Sat, 31 May 2008 at 20:59:09, A Single Locust <loc...@hotmale.com>
> wrote in uk.music.charts :
> >
> >>Paul Hyett wrote:
> >>> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)
> >>
> >>Am I the only one who thinks she's not even close to "hot"?
> >
> >No. She's too skinny and her tit is too small.
>
> This is a first - a woman between 16 & 50 that ASL doesn't fancy! :)

You have to bear in mind that, using Sally Rogers as the most commonly,
er, used, example, ASL's women just have to have large breasts.
Anything else is clearly optional.
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SAm.

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Cork Soaker

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Jun 12, 2008, 7:11:12 PM6/12/08
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Paul Hyett wrote:
> All other challengers can give up & go home - Kylie turns 40 today... :)

Tight bumhole ftw.

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