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kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 3:55:50 PM3/20/01
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is shit


Ivan...@rope.freeserve.co.uk

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Mar 20, 2001, 4:49:48 PM3/20/01
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2001 20:55:50 -0000, "kathybutcher"
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>is shit

Such erudition. How do you manage it?

Ivan

kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:13:33 PM3/20/01
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actually, I have every right to say this - I hate the place, I do not
normally swear, and apologise - however what I say is true.


kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:28:11 PM3/20/01
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Nifty from the M4 it might be, but I tell you now, It's one big sex show. I
am not one to swear/ say rude things, but I hate this place - It ruined my
life. Let's just say a receptionist and a conference waitress!!

I hate it more than anything. It's full of bad people. It could be all
over for them! I am a nice girl from Newport, however, I strongly disagree
with people taking advantage of my sweet boyfriend. - Kathy ( And No. I'm
not dull - he played his part! Let's just hope for T.Matthews sake, he
doesn't come through my till in ASDA)


Marc@Home

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:42:59 PM3/20/01
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kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote:

A load of rubish that boiled down to her boyfriend shagging someone else
that he met in Celtic Manor! Why should we care?


Ted

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:44:50 PM3/20/01
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Oh I think we should, its such a fascinating tale...........zzzzzzzzzz


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kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:41:58 PM3/20/01
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Hey! Marc - You're obviously not a very caring, considerate person. I'd
appreciate it if you wouldn't reply with childish comments. If you had been
hurt by a stupid hotel, perhaps you would want to tell people. At least I
laughed so much from GarJones! Perhaps, I shouldn't have posted about this,
but I didn't expect a horrible, nasty response - sorry. Kathy. x


Tim Gordon

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:48:09 PM3/20/01
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Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 20 Mar 2001 22:28:11 -0000, "kathybutcher"
> <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
[snip some drivel about this girls boyfriend shagging someone else(s) in a
hotel and it's all the hotels fault!]
> Well that explains everything then. It seems your boyfriend was forced
> to take part in a sex show with a receptionst and a conference
> waitress at the behest of Terry Matthews.
>
> I agree it's disgraceful. Imagine if they got the Ryder Cup? They'd
> have Tiger Woods in a g-string suspended from the ceiling and smeared
> in margarine. Might increase the TV ratings mind you.

Does this sort of thing go on all the time at the Celtic Manor? Is it a
private do only or could I get some some tickets?

Tim

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not what I am not.


Ted

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:55:44 PM3/20/01
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Lighten up Kathy, its all part of life's rich whatisname. Dump the sucker
and get someone half decent.

Ted

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kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:49:34 PM3/20/01
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It kind of is an interesting tale! My boyfriend USED to work there (He left
the day I found out!). I love him, and am still with him - he is lovely.
It begins with the Christmas Party for Staff of the C>M>R>. 30th Jan 2000.
He slept with the receptionist, I didn't find out until a conference
waitress kept on calling at his parents house (He lives with me) I hate that
sex mad place! Love Kath xxxx PS, DO NOT EVER ALLOW YOUR PARTNER TO WORK
THERE!!!!!!!!!


Ted

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:59:46 PM3/20/01
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Aah he's done it once he'll do it again. Dump the sucker.

Ted.

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kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:52:45 PM3/20/01
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By the way, the conference waitress was also having some sort of affair with
him!


Tim Gordon

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Mar 20, 2001, 5:59:34 PM3/20/01
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kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Hi Kathy,

Now, what I have to say to you may hurt a bit. Have you ever considered
that it may not be entirely the hotels fault here?

I am both an employee and an employer. As far as I know, as an employer, if
my staff want to shag each other then I am quite powerless to stop them.
Whereas I do not employ quite so many staff as the CMR, I think the same
principals apply.

One more question. Where do you consider a safe place would be for your
boyfriend to gain employment?

Uncle Tim

Arth

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:10:45 PM3/20/01
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This is quite interesting as I remember a similar story coming out from the
Parkway Hotel in Cwmbran in its early days. The tale I heard then (from a
female friend whose boyfriend had also been involved) was that the Kitchen
staff were all (ALLEGEDLY!) on speed to handle a big wedding do, when that
was all finished, the kitchen staff had a booze/speed/sex orgy that lasted
till the next morning.

With all these shenanigans going on, it's no wonder they've brought back
Crossroads!

Arth

kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:04:04 PM3/20/01
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Okay, so as far as I know, he's done it twice. But I feel, if the CMR was
not there, then he wouldn't have done these sick things. I'm sorry but I
blame T.Matthews.

I am in despair really! He now works in an accountants in Langstone, so
when I take him to work/pick him up all I can see is this big stupid hotel
flying the Welsh Flag - It makes me sick!!!
If you ever visit there, do not go near the nasty horrible receptionists!!!
Love K xxx


kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:12:37 PM3/20/01
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You've made me feel so much better - NOT!!!!!! Because they were all on
speed on 30/1/2000 at the Christmas Party!! Bastards! Hope they had fun! I
certainly didn't!!! People should consider other people sometimes!? Love K
xxx


John Sullivan

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:27:27 PM3/20/01
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Yn erthygl <MuPt6.20469$bL.19...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
sgrifennodd kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com>
>is shit
>
>
Isn't "shit" one of the NTL banned words? I think I'll complain to her
ISP, just for the hell of it.

Have a nice day.
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faster and louder than anyone else.

Arth

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:31:20 PM3/20/01
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It wasn't posted to make you feel bad Kathy! It sounds like you are well
rid of him, try one of them nice Cwmbran lads next time! ;0)

Arth


Ted

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:33:36 PM3/20/01
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Kathy

I feel for you I really do. but even in my young, carefree days when women
were half interested I found a simple 'no' was still very much part of my
ammunition. When I grew old and grey and had a girlfriend, then a wife, love
conquered all and I ne'er thought of getting Frank out to play (as my penis
is affectionately known). Its not all the receptionists's fault Kathy, oh
naive, wonderful Kathy, it's that two-timing sucker you are living with who
can't keep his old boy in his trousers.

Dump the sucker!

Ted

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John Sullivan

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:36:08 PM3/20/01
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Yn erthygl <t4nfbt8ejb2crd0tp...@4ax.com>, sgrifennodd
Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com>
>You insensitive git!

Bollocks, you cunt; he is not in the least insensitive. Have you not
heard of revenge? She should find someone else and shag him, just to
show her boyfriend that she has a mind of her own as well. There's no
point moping around the place just because your boyfriend fancied a shag
when it was offered on a plate. My god, what is the world coming to?

Good thing I'm too old for this sort of thing (allegedly) or I'd be
joining in myself. Come to think of it, you're never too old. Kathy,
fancy a shag?

>
>
>Cheers Drive!
>
>Gareth

kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:30:52 PM3/20/01
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Okay - John, Be a twat (DID YOU GET THAT GRASS???????!!!!!) Have a nice day
love Kath xxxx


Ted

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:43:21 PM3/20/01
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Oh I say, there's no stopping the little minx. No wonder him indoors had a
spot of playing away........She's losing the sympathy vote now........

Ted

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kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:35:07 PM3/20/01
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Okay - I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but her name is Angela
Briggs. The conference waitress is called Holly! xxx


Ted

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:47:41 PM3/20/01
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I think old Kath has lost the plot and is revealing herself to be a serious
balm cake. .............. I sympathise with the other half more and more, he
seems a decent chap to me. My advice to him - dump her!

Ted

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Arth

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:49:38 PM3/20/01
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> > Nifty from the M4 it might be, but I tell you now, It's one big sex
show.
>
> Gareth - when do you fancy have a weekend in Newport ??

I doubt they'll let him back in after the last time!

I'm saying nothing more!

Arth


Tim Gordon

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Mar 20, 2001, 6:49:03 PM3/20/01
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kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Okay - I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but her name is Angela
> Briggs. The conference waitress is called Holly! xxx

You don't, by any chance, know if she's free Saturday night? (either of
them)

kathybutcher

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Mar 20, 2001, 7:01:37 PM3/20/01
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Thanks, but I don't feel I'm 'losing the sympathy vote now.' I am very
hurt, and people like you make me think It's been a big mistake ever
posting. I hate the CMR, and just thought I'd share it with you all. There
really is no need to be nasty to me - the one who is so innocent. Thanks
everyone for your sympathy/nonsympathy - I realise that in this world some
people are not nice. I am a nice girl who would never hurt anyone-I just am
hurt about THAT place!!


Helen

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Mar 20, 2001, 7:13:34 PM3/20/01
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It's got nothing to do with the place, and everything to do with your so
called boyfriend. If he's the two timing type, which he obviously is, it'll
happen anywhere, it just happens that this particular time it was when he
was working at the celtic manor hotel. Dump him he's not worth it, he'll
just do it over and over. So get over it and stop slagging off a place
which really had nothing to do with it.

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kluster

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Mar 20, 2001, 7:54:47 PM3/20/01
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In article <3wRt6.21008$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> writes


Please could you refrain from using the letter 'k', as some stupid
people arrive at the conclusion that I'm masquerading as a you.


Thank you.


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kluster

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Mar 20, 2001, 7:58:18 PM3/20/01
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In article <VnRt6.20950$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> writes

>Love K xxx
>
>


No K, no K, no K!
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kluster

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Mar 20, 2001, 7:56:07 PM3/20/01
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In article <HcRt6.45166$HR6.4...@nnrp4.clara.net>, Ted
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>Lighten up Kathy, its all part of life's rich whatisname.

>Ted

Tapestry?

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kluster

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Mar 20, 2001, 8:18:03 PM3/20/01
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In article <CeSt6.21240$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> writes


Sorry, but anyone who discusses their private, personal, emotional,
marital (if you're married), troubled affairs, with a complete load of
strangers, out of the blue, on the internet/usenet/public, etc. forum,
just has to be a GEBYY! (ROT-13).

Who's that trip trap trotting across my bridge?
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John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:17:14 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <0URt6.14387$Q4.26...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
sgrifennodd MT <m...@irate.uk.co>
>I have noticed John Sullivan wrote...

>
>
>> Good thing I'm too old for this sort of thing (allegedly) or I'd be
>> joining in myself. Come to think of it, you're never too old. Kathy,
>> fancy a shag?
>
>
>How much notice would she need to give you?
>
>*g*
As long as she notices me, I don't care.

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:18:37 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <1ORt6.14372$Q4.26...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
sgrifennodd MT <m...@irate.uk.co>
>I have noticed kathybutcher wrote...

>
>
>> If you ever visit there, do not go near the nasty horrible receptionists!!!
>
>
>Could you please identify the one I need to avoid?


Let me see, it costs how much in Briton Ferry, but it's free at the
Celtic Manor. Hmmm, do I see a queue forming at reception?

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:22:14 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <467u$uBLFA...@ntlworld.com>, sgrifennodd kluster
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>Who's that trip trap trotting across my bridge?

Wasn't that a Danny Kaye record from the fifties? I didn't think you
were that old, k.

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:20:29 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <CeSt6.21240$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
sgrifennodd kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com>

>Thanks, but I don't feel I'm 'losing the sympathy vote now.' I am very
>hurt, and people like you make me think It's been a big mistake ever
>posting. I hate the CMR, and just thought I'd share it with you all. There
>really is no need to be nasty to me - the one who is so innocent.

Exactly. You are so innocent that you do not understand how the world
works. Grow up and lose some of that innocence.

> Thanks
>everyone for your sympathy/nonsympathy - I realise that in this world some
>people are not nice. I am a nice girl who would never hurt anyone-I just am
>hurt about THAT place!!
>
>

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Marc

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Mar 21, 2001, 4:38:55 AM3/21/01
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Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com> wrote:

> >
> You insensitive git!

Yes.
Next?


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Marc

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Mar 21, 2001, 4:38:56 AM3/21/01
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kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote:

> Hey! Marc - You're obviously not a very caring, considerate person.

Nope

> I'd
> appreciate it if you wouldn't reply with childish comments.
I would have apprectiated if you hand't come here and start whinging
>If you had been
> hurt by a stupid hotel, perhaps you would want to tell people.
Hurt buy a hotel? Nasty, nasty hotel! You should smack it's bottie!
> At least I
> laughed so much from GarJones!
> Perhaps, I shouldn't have posted about this,

Finally some sense!

> but I didn't expect a horrible, nasty response - sorry.

God! Naive and stupid!

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Marc

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Mar 21, 2001, 4:43:51 AM3/21/01
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Ted <t...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> She's losing the sympathy vote now........

What sympathy vote?

Mike Jones

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"John Sullivan" <jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Yn erthygl <t4nfbt8ejb2crd0tp...@4ax.com>, sgrifennodd
> Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com>
> >On Tue, 20 Mar 2001 22:42:59 +0000, ho...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk
> >(Marc@Home) wrote:
> >
> >>kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>A load of rubish that boiled down to her boyfriend shagging someone
else
> >>that he met in Celtic Manor! Why should we care?
> >>
> >You insensitive g*t!
>
> B*ll*cks, you c*nt; he is not in the least insensitive. Have you not

> heard of revenge? She should find someone else and shag him, just to
> show her boyfriend that she has a mind of her own as well. There's no
> point moping around the place just because your boyfriend fancied a
shag
> when it was offered on a plate. My g*d, what is the world coming to?

>
> Good thing I'm too old for this sort of thing (allegedly) or I'd be
> joining in myself. Come to think of it, you're never too old. Kathy,
> fancy a shag?
>

on a lamppost on the M4? (in-joke)

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Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:06:01 AM3/21/01
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In article <1eqlb1a.17d...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk>, Marc@Home
<ho...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk> writes

>kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>A load of rubish that boiled down to her boyfriend shagging someone else
>that he met in Celtic Manor! Why should we care?
>
We might be able to get to the juicy details?
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Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:07:05 AM3/21/01
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In article <0URt6.14387$Q4.26...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes

>I have noticed John Sullivan wrote...
>
>
>> Good thing I'm too old for this sort of thing (allegedly) or I'd be
>> joining in myself. Come to think of it, you're never too old. Kathy,
>> fancy a shag?
>
>
>How much notice would she need to give you?
>
>*g*

Depends on whether he needs to source a new supply of Viagra first. :)

--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:10:32 AM3/21/01
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In article <VnRt6.20950$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> writes
>Okay, so as far as I know, he's done it twice. But I feel, if the CMR was
>not there, then he wouldn't have done these sick things. I'm sorry but I
>blame T.Matthews.
>
>I am in despair really! He now works in an accountants in Langstone, so
>when I take him to work/pick him up all I can see is this big stupid hotel
>flying the Welsh Flag - It makes me sick!!!
Bet that's killed the sex life altogether. Who could get it up after
spending all day with accountants?

>If you ever visit there, do not go near the nasty horrible receptionists!!!

Sounds like they are worth a visit to me. Anyone else up for it?
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Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:13:20 AM3/21/01
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In article <CeSt6.21240$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> writes
You'd never hurt anyone? You possibly just hurt the takings of the
Celtic Manor Hotel and as a result will have hurt the employees,
management and owner. Then again judging by the response on this group I
think takings are going to reach record levels :)
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Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:15:08 AM3/21/01
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In article <467u$uBLFA...@ntlworld.com>, kluster
<revol...@ntlworld.com> writes

>
>
>Sorry, but anyone who discusses their private, personal, emotional,
>marital (if you're married), troubled affairs, with a complete load of
>strangers, out of the blue, on the internet/usenet/public, etc. forum,
>just has to be a GEBYY! (ROT-13).
>
Aye quite possibly but you never know. This is after all Usenet and
stranger things have happened.

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Geraint Lewis

Marc

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:19:09 AM3/21/01
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Geraint Lewis <ger...@rheidol.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> We might be able to get to the juicy details?

I think we showed how much we didn't care and yet we were still
subjected to them! :-(

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 5:08:46 AM3/21/01
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In article <caRt6.20861$bL.20...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
kathybutcher <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> writes
>It kind of is an interesting tale! My boyfriend USED to work there (He left
>the day I found out!). I love him, and am still with him - he is lovely.
>It begins with the Christmas Party for Staff of the C>M>R>. 30th Jan 2000.
>He slept with the receptionist, I didn't find out until a conference
>waitress kept on calling at his parents house (He lives with me) I hate that
>sex mad place! Love Kath xxxx PS, DO NOT EVER ALLOW YOUR PARTNER TO WORK
>THERE!!!!!!!!!
>
Have you ever considered that maybe he is at fault in some way?
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Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 6:23:06 AM3/21/01
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In article <1eqm7af.nkx...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk>, Marc
<ma...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk> writes

>Geraint Lewis <ger...@rheidol.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> We might be able to get to the juicy details?
>
>I think we showed how much we didn't care and yet we were still
>subjected to them! :-(
>
No I want the really juicy details in all their uncensored glory.
Presumably these would be better delivered by boyf, since he was there.
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Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 6:25:42 AM3/21/01
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In article <Un%t6.15048$Q4.28...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>
>You're at the back of the queue.
>
I demand the right to be at the front of the queue. Anyway by the sounds
of things there should be plenty to go around.

>You know the place was built on a maternity hospital?
Better ensure you have your protection with you then.

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Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 6:23:57 AM3/21/01
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In article <Vo%t6.15050$Q4.28...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>I have noticed Geraint Lewis wrote...

>
>
>> You'd never hurt anyone? You possibly just hurt the takings of the
>> Celtic Manor Hotel and as a result will have hurt the employees,
>> management and owner. Then again judging by the response on this group I
>> think takings are going to reach record levels :)
>>
>
>I'm proposing the ulsw AGM be held there.
>This Friday night ?

Damn, can't make Friday night. How about a week Friday?
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Geraint Lewis

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 6:48:34 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <m2itNhBu...@rheidol.demon.co.uk>, sgrifennodd Geraint
Lewis <ger...@rheidol.demon.co.uk>

Actually, I have thought long and hard (sorry) about this, and I think I
know why Kathy is whinging and moaning about her boyfriend(?) so much.

It seems to me that maybe she is up the stick, and he did it.

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 7:24:36 AM3/21/01
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In article <lckrFNNS...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
<jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes

>
>Actually, I have thought long and hard (sorry) about this, and I think I
>know why Kathy is whinging and moaning about her boyfriend(?) so much.
>
She hasn't been though. It is all CMR's fault in her opinion.

>It seems to me that maybe she is up the stick, and he did it.

I thought it was 'spout'?

I hope he did anyway if she is because otherwise that it very
hypocritical.
--
Geraint Lewis

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 7:51:01 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <mZodmjFE...@rheidol.demon.co.uk>, sgrifennodd Geraint
Lewis <ger...@rheidol.demon.co.uk>

>In article <lckrFNNS...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
><jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes
>>
>>Actually, I have thought long and hard (sorry) about this, and I think I
>>know why Kathy is whinging and moaning about her boyfriend(?) so much.
>>
>She hasn't been though. It is all CMR's fault in her opinion.
>
>>It seems to me that maybe she is up the stick, and he did it.
>
>I thought it was 'spout'?

That's an alternative. There are numerous euphemisms one could use: up
the duff, up the spout, up the stick, knocked up, in the (pudding) club,
in an interesting condition, (great) with child, preggers, she has a bun
in the oven, etc.

It's interesting to see who uses what expression. I thought all the "up
the ..." were considered rude, until I found out that "up the duff" is
actually used by the ladies themselves, implying that it is rather
polite.

>
>I hope he did anyway if she is because otherwise that it very
>hypocritical.

--

Marc

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Mar 21, 2001, 8:38:27 AM3/21/01
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Geraint Lewis <ger...@rheidol.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> No I want the really juicy details in all their uncensored glory.
> Presumably these would be better delivered by boyf, since he was there.

or the receptionist and/or the waitress!

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 8:54:45 AM3/21/01
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In article <1vtfZnN1...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
<jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes
>

>That's an alternative. There are numerous euphemisms one could use: up
>the duff, up the spout, up the stick, knocked up, in the (pudding) club,
>in an interesting condition, (great) with child, preggers, she has a bun
>in the oven, etc.
>
>It's interesting to see who uses what expression. I thought all the "up
>the ..." were considered rude, until I found out that "up the duff" is
>actually used by the ladies themselves, implying that it is rather
>polite.
>
Women seem to use a number of them. In fact I don't recall one which
they seem to avoid. I've just never heard of 'up the stick'.
--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 8:55:56 AM3/21/01
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In article <kR1u6.23003$bL.21...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT

<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>I have noticed Geraint Lewis wrote...
>
>
>> >I'm proposing the ulsw AGM be held there.
>> >This Friday night ?
>>
>> Damn, can't make Friday night. How about a week Friday?
>>
>
>Dunno - when is JS's viagra due ?

Only John can answer that one.
--
Geraint Lewis

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 10:24:56 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <FIQFidIl...@rheidol.demon.co.uk>, sgrifennodd Geraint
Lewis <ger...@rheidol.demon.co.uk>

Maybe that's one from the London area then. Sorry.

Have you taken a look at Sky Rider's dictionary of playground slang?
Perhaps it's in there. http://www.odps.cyberscriber.com

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 10:21:00 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <kR1u6.23003$bL.21...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
sgrifennodd MT <m...@irate.uk.co>

>I have noticed Geraint Lewis wrote...
>
>
>> >I'm proposing the ulsw AGM be held there.
>> >This Friday night ?
>>
>> Damn, can't make Friday night. How about a week Friday?
>>
>
>Dunno - when is JS's viagra due ?

I don't need viagra.

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 10:19:57 AM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <tW1u6.23017$bL.21...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>,
sgrifennodd MT <m...@irate.uk.co>
>I have noticed John Sullivan wrote...

>
>
>> It seems to me that maybe she is up the stick, and he did it.
>>
>
>No way.
>She's an innocent.
>She wouldn't do a thing like that.

Hmmm. Maybe he did it but she was so innocent she didn't know what he
was doing. Maybe she's lying.

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 10:55:05 AM3/21/01
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In article <9+iNtAQI...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
<jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes
>

>Maybe that's one from the London area then. Sorry.
>
If that's the case then it is plausible that I am still the one in the
wrong. Remember I'm only just down the valley from you in South Wales
terms :)

>Have you taken a look at Sky Rider's dictionary of playground slang?
>Perhaps it's in there. http://www.odps.cyberscriber.com

I'll check it out.
--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 10:55:54 AM3/21/01
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In article <D5Hy8pPc...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
<jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes
>

>I don't need viagra.
>
Ooops sorry I forgot you didn't want everyone to know ;)
--
Geraint Lewis

Tony

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Mar 21, 2001, 12:30:06 PM3/21/01
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"MT" <m...@irate.uk.co> wrote in message
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> I have noticed kathybutcher wrote...
>
> > Okay - I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but her name is Angela
> > Briggs. The conference waitress is called Holly! xxx
>
>
> Sure it's not Anne Briggs ?


See if you can get a discount for a group booking MT.


Tony

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Mar 21, 2001, 1:38:09 PM3/21/01
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"MT" <m...@irate.uk.co> wrote in message
news:eD5u6.15891$Q4.29...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> I have noticed Tony wrote...

>
>
> > See if you can get a discount for a group booking MT.
>
>
> Was that a deliberate spelling mistake ?
>

on


puck

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:06:11 PM3/21/01
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2001 22:49:34 -0000, "kathybutcher"
<kathyb...@ntlworld.com> stood up, raised ones hand and gleefully
exclaimed:

>It kind of is an interesting tale! My boyfriend USED to work there (He left
>the day I found out!). I love him, and am still with him - he is lovely.
>It begins with the Christmas Party for Staff of the C>M>R>. 30th Jan 2000.
>He slept with the receptionist, I didn't find out until a conference
>waitress kept on calling at his parents house (He lives with me) I hate that
>sex mad place! Love Kath xxxx PS, DO NOT EVER ALLOW YOUR PARTNER TO WORK
>THERE!!!!!!!!!
>

please don't take it the wrong way but it seems as if your present
boyfriend has the best of both worlds, he can go out and sleep with
anyone and you'd still forgive him and be with him. how can you trust
a guy like that?

move on girl. find someone who deserves you and not so willing to
cheat on someone like you.

regards
puck

"i only want what's the best thing for you
and the best thing for you would be me..."
- sings Diana Krall

puck

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:07:18 PM3/21/01
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2001 22:59:34 -0000, "Tim Gordon" <t...@mgom.co.uk>

stood up, raised ones hand and gleefully exclaimed:

>One more question. Where do you consider a safe place would be for your
>boyfriend to gain employment?

mens prison i would have thought..

puck

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:08:59 PM3/21/01
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2001 23:35:07 -0000, "kathybutcher"
<kathyb...@ntlworld.com> stood up, raised ones hand and gleefully
exclaimed:

>Okay - I don't know if I'm allowed to do this, but her name is Angela


>Briggs. The conference waitress is called Holly! xxx
>

well, are they good looking? where is the hotel again?!?

puck

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:12:13 PM3/21/01
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On Wed, 21 Mar 2001 00:13:34 -0000, "Helen"
<h.cN...@SntPlwoArlMd.com> stood up, raised ones hand and gleefully
exclaimed:

>It's got nothing to do with the place, and everything to do with your so
>called boyfriend. If he's the two timing type, which he obviously is, it'll
>happen anywhere, it just happens that this particular time it was when he
>was working at the celtic manor hotel. Dump him he's not worth it, he'll
>just do it over and over. So get over it and stop slagging off a place
>which really had nothing to do with it.

at last someone who is speaking some sense :)

Tony

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:36:19 PM3/21/01
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"kathybutcher" <kathyb...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> is shit
>
and in several follow up posts explained her boyfriend was a philanderer.


have a look at this kathy, it's meant for women not trolls but you may find
some usefull hints.

http://home.freeuk.net/goodwifeguide/index.htm

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:47:59 PM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <kvuhbt0a4g07b01ql...@4ax.com>, sgrifennodd
Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com>
>I have so maybe John isn't completely mad (although he often does
>adamn good impression of it). Actually I shouldn't be defending John
>since I'm still in a slight trauma after his potty-mouthed assault on
>my virtue earlier in the thread. I'll never let him see me cry....

Huh? When was that? I must have been pissed at the time!

...

Oh, I've just found the post. You said to Marc

>>You insensitive git!

to which I interjected, quite rightly in my opinion

>Bollocks, you cunt; he is not in the least insensitive. Have you not
>heard of revenge?

Sorry, I didn't realise I was assaulting your virtue. Actually nothing
was further from my mind at the time. I was just trying to get more
mileage out of what started off as a silly thread, and is one of the
longest we have had here for some time. And, wonder of all, there is not
a single post from [~\him/~] or H i s H o n o u r amongst them.

>
>
>Cheers Drive!
>
>Gareth

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 21, 2001, 2:59:07 PM3/21/01
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In article <%i7u6.16263$Q4.30...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>I have noticed Garjones wrote...
>
>
>> There was even a condom machine in the bogs. See what Terry Matthews
>> forced the poor boy to endure?
>
>
>I think she is due some compensation for all this angst.
>
>Gar take the lass out for a meal.
>There's a nice place just off the M4 at Newport....

I hear it's a bit expensive though so maybe we should club together to
help him. That way they can get a room for the night or maybe even two
if he fancies some extra-curricular activities later on.
--
Geraint Lewis

Marc@Home

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:06:20 PM3/21/01
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Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com> wrote:

> P.S. Marc is an insensittive git!

Ta! I try!

Marc

Marc@Home

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:06:28 PM3/21/01
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puck <hawsons...@cf.ac.uk> wrote:

> where is the hotel again?!?

Come from Magor towards Newport on the M4 its the one on the right at
Cwldra, Looks like something from 3rd Encounters has landed on the top
of the hill!

Is it only me or does anyone else think that the planning committee was
sold a pup when it approved the application, they coudn't have realised
how much of an eyesore it was gonna be and still approved it , could
they?

Marc

Marc@Home

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:12:31 PM3/21/01
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MT <m...@irate.uk.co> wrote:

>
>
> Red + Rag + Bull ......

= Bullshit!

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:10:59 PM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <bL7u6.16433$Q4.31...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,

sgrifennodd MT <m...@irate.uk.co>
>I have noticed John Sullivan wrote...
>
>
>
>> Sorry, I didn't realise I was assaulting your virtue. Actually nothing
>> was further from my mind at the time. I was just trying to get more
>> mileage out of what started off as a silly thread, and is one of the
>> longest we have had here for some time. And, wonder of all, there is not
>> a single post from [~\him/~] or H i s H o n o u r amongst them.
>
>
>Red + Rag + Bull ......

we'll see.

John Sullivan

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:12:12 PM3/21/01
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Yn erthygl <q52ibtc6hq0lfg9kf...@4ax.com>, sgrifennodd
Garjones <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com>
>
>Yes well I'm truly mortified and offended. I may get over it but I'm
>not sure all the scars will heal.

Would it help if I offered to buy you a pint?

Tony

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:22:01 PM3/21/01
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"Marc@Home" <ho...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1eqmy5v.pg...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk...

Rumour has it that the hotel was built with two floors more than the
approved planning drawings. Dunno how true this is but I bet Newport Council
don't make them demolish them.


Marc@Home

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Mar 21, 2001, 3:44:58 PM3/21/01
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Tony <tony...@eudoramail.com> wrote:

> Dunno how true this is but I bet Newport Council
> don't make them demolish them.

I'd make them demoish the bottom two!

Arth

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Mar 21, 2001, 4:16:49 PM3/21/01
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I'm not paying for gar to have a leg over.
> >
> >Unless, I get the film rights.
>
> I've signed an exclusive contract with Arth Productions (Llansamlet)
> Ltd.

Yes, Gar is destined to be the new Big John Holmes, we're thinking of
entitling the movie "Anne Robinson does Dunvant - The Leekiest Wank". In it
he nobs a rough old ginger minger (that he pulled in Barons) from behind in
a bus stop as she's trying to eat her chips. I'm thinking its a Cinema
Verite / Porno crossover type thing.

Arth


Tim Gordon

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Mar 21, 2001, 4:29:12 PM3/21/01
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Marc@Home <ho...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1eqmy5v.pg...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk...

The local planners (Newport I suppose) recently rejected an application from
Alcatel to increase the size of their offices opposite the CMR. They said
that that particular motorway junction was a 'gateway to Wales' and they
didn't want visitors thinking that Wales was full of large buildings,
spoiling the view!

Tmi
--
I never wish I was not what I was not when I didn't wish what I was not was
not what I am not.


[~\ mike /~]

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Mar 21, 2001, 6:35:27 PM3/21/01
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In article <7SLM2yQv...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
<jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes
>

>Sorry, I didn't realise I was assaulting your virtue. Actually nothing
>was further from my mind at the time. I was just trying to get more
>mileage out of what started off as a silly thread, and is one of the
>longest we have had here for some time. And, wonder of all, there is not
>a single post from [~\him/~] or H i s H o n o u r amongst them.
>
<sigh>
--
Mike urban75: UK ezine - http://www.urban75.com

Marc

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Mar 22, 2001, 4:30:50 AM3/22/01
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MT <m...@irate.uk.co> wrote:

>
> There may be a security video.

What do you think Kathy has been watching?


--
Marc
Printing for motorsport,car clubs,sports clubs and societies
http://www.jaceeprint.demon.co.uk/JACEEMOTORSPORTS.html

T h e J u d g e

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Mar 22, 2001, 5:01:30 AM3/22/01
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"[~\ mike /~]" <mi...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:H0vONXA$qTu6...@urban75.demon.co.uk...

> In article <7SLM2yQv...@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk>, John Sullivan
> <jo...@y.ddraig.goch.demon.co.uk> writes
> >
> >Sorry, I didn't realise I was assaulting your virtue. Actually nothing
> >was further from my mind at the time. I was just trying to get more
> >mileage out of what started off as a silly thread, and is one of the
> >longest we have had here for some time. And, wonder of all, there is not
> >a single post from [~\him/~] or H i s H o n o u r amongst them.

> <sigh>

I'm just wondering what's brought them all out in public all of a sudden.
Springtime maybe?

--
The Judge


Geraint Lewis

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Mar 22, 2001, 6:45:07 AM3/22/01
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In article <LM7u6.16444$Q4.31...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>I have noticed Geraint Lewis wrote...

>
>
>> I hear it's a bit expensive though so maybe we should club together to
>> help him. That way they can get a room for the night or maybe even two
>> if he fancies some extra-curricular activities later on.
>>
>
>I'm not paying for gar to have a leg over.
>
>Unless, I get the film rights.

You make it, I'll distribute it
--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 22, 2001, 9:01:42 AM3/22/01
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In article <vMlu6.18304$Q4.34...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>
>The rotter had signed up for Arth Inc,
>
>or was that Half Inch ?

No problem, I'll get the boys to pop round tonight. Arth Inc has stolen
one idea too many from me, it's time to set the record straight.
--
Geraint Lewis

Arth

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Mar 22, 2001, 1:14:57 PM3/22/01
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> >The rotter had signed up for Arth Inc,
> >
> >or was that Half Inch ?

snip
Oooh, you jealous cat!


>
> No problem, I'll get the boys to pop round tonight. Arth Inc has stolen
> one idea too many from me, it's time to set the record straight.
> --
> Geraint Lewis

Send 'em round Geraint, I'll need a crew. Plus, you've nothing that will
stand up in court.

Arth


Geraint Lewis

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Mar 22, 2001, 1:38:42 PM3/22/01
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In article <tbkg9s2...@corp.supernews.com>, Arth <ursa_mullet@IHATEJ
UNKMAILyahoo.co.uk> writes

>
>Send 'em round Geraint, I'll need a crew. Plus, you've nothing that will
>stand up in court.
>
If you think courts are the correct place of recourse for the Porn
industry then you are in bigger trouble than I thought :)
--
Geraint Lewis

Tony

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Mar 22, 2001, 4:37:58 PM3/22/01
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"Garjones" <garj...@spamlessntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:tokkbt4tosvubnqts...@4ax.com...

>
> You're speaking to Gareth 'Chopper' Jones here. I think your jibes
> have been misdirected.
>
>

I guess this movie will have to be in widescreen format...


Geraint Lewis

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Mar 23, 2001, 7:11:25 AM3/23/01
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In article <9qkkbt4ldo54adtfj...@4ax.com>, Garjones
<garj...@spamlessntlworld.com> writes
>Porn? We're creating art here darling.
>
It is going to make money, therefore, it is porn. Art leaves everyone
broke.
--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 23, 2001, 7:12:37 AM3/23/01
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In article <Ufuu6.19889$Q4.37...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, Tony
<tony...@eudoramail.com> writes

>
>I guess this movie will have to be in widescreen format...
>
I don't know about Widescreen but definitely slowmo. After all we want
to make it look like each scene lasted more than the 3.5 seconds it'll
take for him to squirt.
--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 23, 2001, 10:48:38 AM3/23/01
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In article <puHu6.30689$bL.28...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT
<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>
>The difference is in the finished product.
>
>Spotty, ugly women with no make-up. Grainy film - that's Art.

No spotty ugly women in my pictures but then that's what you get if you
go with Arthur. You've got the facts now Gar, this is your chance to
make a sensible choice.
--
Geraint Lewis

Geraint Lewis

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Mar 23, 2001, 10:49:20 AM3/23/01
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In article <gvHu6.30691$bL.28...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>, MT

<m...@irate.uk.co> writes
>I have noticed Geraint Lewis wrote...
>
>
>> I don't know about Widescreen but definitely slowmo. After all we want
>> to make it look like each scene lasted more than the 3.5 seconds it'll
>> take for him to squirt.
>
>
>You've 'come across' gar before ?

Not personally but I've seen some of the seedier films he made back in
his early career.
--
Geraint Lewis

Marc@Home

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Mar 23, 2001, 12:47:01 PM3/23/01
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MT <m...@irate.uk.co> wrote:

>
> Spotty, ugly women with no make-up. Grainy film -

That's German porn!

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