Re: Tonight at The Office Nightclub Oakengates Telford
Nitro®
I do not take drugs, so will not be visiting your establishment.
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Peter Hucker
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> I do not take drugs, so will not be visiting your establishment.
Lightweight.
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford
"Nitro�" <nitr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Drugs arent allowed nor anything else illegal, anyone caught with drugs is
banned for life from the club simple as mate.
Hope this helps
Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford
"Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message news:op.utc9w7n04buhsv@i7...
> On Sat, 02 May 2009 23:03:01 +0100, Nitro� <nitr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>> I do not take drugs, so will not be visiting your establishment.
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> Lightweight.
You coming down for a few beers then Peter ?
Jean
"Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford" <thenig...@live.co.ukNOSPAM>
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Take no notice of him... he's a first class tosspot!
Peter Hucker
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> "Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message news:op.utc9w7n04buhsv@i7...
>> On Sat, 02 May 2009 23:03:01 +0100, Nitroￜ <nitr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>>> I do not take drugs, so will not be visiting your establishment.
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>> Lightweight.
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> You coming down for a few beers then Peter ?
I'm not near them parts then.
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News:
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in
a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time
fiance, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,
with a lovely chest.
Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
Mark Banks
"Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford" <thenig...@live.co.ukNOSPAM>
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How many have you caught and banned, and were the police involved?
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Mark Banks
"Jean" <jean....@virgin.net> wrote in message
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Know him well do you ?
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Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford
"Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message news:op.utksiuwy4buhsv@i7...
> On Wed, 06 May 2009 17:13:42 +0100, Mike Little - The Office Nightclub
> Telford <thenig...@live.co.uknospam> wrote:
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>> "Peter Hucker" <no...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.utc9w7n04buhsv@i7...
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>>>> I do not take drugs, so will not be visiting your establishment.
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>>> Lightweight.
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>> You coming down for a few beers then Peter ?
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> I'm not near them parts then.
Sorry to hear that Peter, if you are ever down this way you are more than
welcome mate.
Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford
Oh dear.. thanks Jean
Have a good weekend
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Mike Little - The Office Nightclub Telford
"Mark Banks" <mb-...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
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None thus far, we have good doormen who are alert and keep a tight rein on
things.
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Peter Hucker
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> "Nitroￜ" <nitr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
Oh. Then can you recommend a place that does allow such things?
An English woman who has been blind for 26 years got her sight back after suffering a heart attack.
Unfortunately, after she was able to see her doctors bill she had several more heart attacks.